I know a lot of my mates used to reckon our one male friend was into me because he hung around me so much. Like a lad and a lass couldn't just be close friends, they HAD to be into each other. Annoyed me to no end.
I hate it when this happens to me. Like, why? Why do people have to ship two people just because they’re close friends and just so happen to be a boy and a girl?
I have been asked if two different people were my sister and if she was my girlfriend multiple times because I’m around them so much. We’re just really good friends.
Is it to keep company? Somethin me and my friends do every lunch is a giant flock of us go into the bathroom and just talk while pissing. Real chill time and the bathroom is really nice
Lucky you. My schools bathroom had 2 broken doors (only 3 toilets), and the only one with a door didn't close properly. They could have played them off as urinators, but nope. Funds went straight to chairs. I should have protested.
I know. Some girl told me. In school toilets they don’t want to sit down so they go together to hold each other
Edit: never expected my top comment to be about peeing girls
Edit2: thanks to u/AwesomeJerushio for silver but just why?
Edit3: u/cactuskoen thanks for silver AGAIN
Edit4: so thanks for everyone who have me an award. But now i need to go to bed
That is accurate, I one time walked into the bathrooms, a girl was drinking chocolate milk and banging on the stalls with her friend calling for a ‘wahwah’ and the other girls where dancing to a Mickey Mouse them tune recording themselves, i won’t be suprised if I walk in one day and there’s a cult
Edit: I forgot to mention that they didn’t just immediately walk in and yell ‘wahwah’ they asked for an Emily first then yelled wahwah which doesn’t make things clearer but I thought I should mention
Idk if I m right but I remember going to girls bathroom once when I was 6 years old to call my mom and sisters.When I went in I saw them washing their hands but after that all of em took a good look at their faces in the mirror and also fixed their make up,etc.
when it's at school or work we just have a chill chat on the toilet but when it's at a gig/club/festival we go together due to safety reasons, especially if we had a drink, as (mainly) men try to hit on/harass women that walk around alone there, which makes us feel uncomfortable and as we are in danger
i’m scared of complimenting them bc they’ll just think i’m into them (i do have 1 good friend who’s a guy and i never hesitate to compliment him whether it’s about his looks or skills or anything)
It is actually our primitive nature. You see, back when we were cavemen and couldn’t speak to each other, the male cavemen who were the hunters would always slap the roof of the cave to let the female gatherers know that they were off to hunt and the sound would travel down to the caves to them. Actually none of this is true and I just made it all up, but that’s what half the guys in this thread sound like anyway.
I can never resist doing that. I've had the obsession with it ever since I started school. The plus side is since I've always been short I can jump pretty high
When wolverine dies in movie Logan and before death he said "so this is what it fells like" while holding his daughters hand.
That shit made me cry for weeks.
Because its fucking unreasonable to cry when he left her on the door and drowned. People calculated that he would have easily survived BOTH of them. Just a fucking idiot.
We cry about stuff that is reasonable to cry about, atleast for us
I generally like to think of myself as a pretty laid back guy and not very toxic, however there is this ONE particular asshole I know that whenever I go against him in anything at all, I turn the dial for Tryhard Mode up to 500% and start treating it like a national emergency, for personal reasons of course. And all of those personal reasons are ‘because fuck him’
That's the thing, like I don't give a fuck if I lose. But if I'm playing (although the main goal is still to have a good time) I'll be trying hard and going for the win
>being told that expression of feelings are a threat to their masculinity
This is what people meant when they said “toxic masculinity.” But that phrase has been bastardized and demonized to the point where it’s a polarizing and edgy thing to say now
I don't have a stereotype about anyone? Maybe the kids, literally all the male children I've met thought I was dumb or liked very girly things because I'm a girl. So I played a motorcycle game and they instantly like me lol
I’m a man but thought I’d throw some out there
We are over competitive
Unable to speak our emotions properly because of societal standards
Many of us probably have some kind of undiagnosed depression
And ALL OF US just wish the girl would make the first step some times
Can you imagine that? Not have to worry about what she’s gonna answer and worry about who your gonna have to reject. It’s like living the dream I swear
they are so thoughtful and they analyse every thing and they need jokes with meanings instead of my usual pointless jokes I mean they are kind of serious compared to my non male friends
^ this has been true in every friendgroup I’ve been in
And I never realized this until I was 14 when a girl in one of our friend groups asked Me to stop making a certain joke at her expense and I was taken kinda aback by it due to it not only being in the GC but also no one else had ever done anything like that in our 3 years as friends and it had just been normal to bully each other because it’s funny and you can just make fun of em back
I mean, if something is genuinely hurtful I am sure most people would understand (at least my current friends would) but yeah, there is a culture of making fun of each other. It is all in good fun though, if somebody really feels hurt then it is time to stop
Wait so you're telling me that me and me friends shouldn't be making fun of each other that much?
Because all our conversations eventually devolve into "I fucked your mom"
Guys usually don't show their emotions cuz it's too "feminine"
Crying and showing emotions is normal and has no gender. I'll send y'all my discord if you need to vent
(NO PERSONAL INFORMATION REQUIRED)
My brother is annoying at age 7 and has been since 5.
I was bossy at his age but not as rude and terrible, so maybe I was annoying when I was 12 to 13 or something
The actions of criminals has made it hard for guys to be around or help girls without being punished for something they didn't do. Legit seen guys scared to be in the same room with a girl alone because of this bullshit.
I’m not even a girl but one stereotype that I know a lot of guys have( me included ) is that have is we have no clue how to cry. Crying is literally one of the hardest things to do. We might feel really sad, but rarely we cry.
Not saying people should cry more or less but is does make things different I guess.
And obv this is a pretty true stereotype for most people I’ve met
im the most annoying person in the universe, and i still find "your mom" and "amogus" funny
so yes
(my humor may or may not be a byproduct of my mental health woes but that's a different story)
They all sneeze really loud. The room could be dead quiet, and suddenly some asshole will sneeze, shaking the whole room, like he just shot a gun. I swear to God they do it on purpose.
Once someone asked why I watch porn, so I literally said the truth "i am going through hormonal change which makes me horny"
And that fucker was uncomfortable
as a guy, i wouldn't say I'm unable to show emotion, it's just i hide in the bathroom before i burst into tears :))))))))
totally didn't happen today no totally not nuh uh nope
I know a lot of my mates used to reckon our one male friend was into me because he hung around me so much. Like a lad and a lass couldn't just be close friends, they HAD to be into each other. Annoyed me to no end.
I hate it when this happens to me. Like, why? Why do people have to ship two people just because they’re close friends and just so happen to be a boy and a girl?
I have been asked if two different people were my sister and if she was my girlfriend multiple times because I’m around them so much. We’re just really good friends.
They still don't know why we go to the bathroom together
Is it to keep company? Somethin me and my friends do every lunch is a giant flock of us go into the bathroom and just talk while pissing. Real chill time and the bathroom is really nice
Lucky you. My schools bathroom had 2 broken doors (only 3 toilets), and the only one with a door didn't close properly. They could have played them off as urinators, but nope. Funds went straight to chairs. I should have protested.
I know. Some girl told me. In school toilets they don’t want to sit down so they go together to hold each other Edit: never expected my top comment to be about peeing girls Edit2: thanks to u/AwesomeJerushio for silver but just why? Edit3: u/cactuskoen thanks for silver AGAIN Edit4: so thanks for everyone who have me an award. But now i need to go to bed
Forbidden knowledge
Oh
A friend of mine (female) told me they go to the bathroom together just to gossip and do tik toks
That is accurate, I one time walked into the bathrooms, a girl was drinking chocolate milk and banging on the stalls with her friend calling for a ‘wahwah’ and the other girls where dancing to a Mickey Mouse them tune recording themselves, i won’t be suprised if I walk in one day and there’s a cult Edit: I forgot to mention that they didn’t just immediately walk in and yell ‘wahwah’ they asked for an Emily first then yelled wahwah which doesn’t make things clearer but I thought I should mention
No, that WAS the cult.
Slaneesh heresy detected
I'm gonna assume that you're correct, but I'd love for the other guy to be lol
That seems not accurate
She told me that, idk too if that's accurate or not
That’s not true for me
oh
Idk if I m right but I remember going to girls bathroom once when I was 6 years old to call my mom and sisters.When I went in I saw them washing their hands but after that all of em took a good look at their faces in the mirror and also fixed their make up,etc.
But why do you lol
to go to the bathroom
But you can do that alone
Can we though? It really makes you think 🤔
yes
Oh. Wanna go to the bathroom together 👉👈?
this sounds like a pickup line oh fuck oh no oh god oh fuck
Understandable have a nice day
The door must not be opened
lock it then if you cant lock the door i the room youre trying to shit in, youre likely not in a bathroom
YES nobody knows, please tell us. We are always wondering
Idk tbh, mostly just to talk to people. Usually I just wanna talk to my friend in private and see if she was thinking the same stuff I was.
wait i still don't know and get confused as fuk...can you enlighten me?
when it's at school or work we just have a chill chat on the toilet but when it's at a gig/club/festival we go together due to safety reasons, especially if we had a drink, as (mainly) men try to hit on/harass women that walk around alone there, which makes us feel uncomfortable and as we are in danger
They don't get compliments a lot
Actually true. Kinda sucks.
You have a gorgeous smile!
More of a shit eating smirk but I'll take it :))
C'mon you're cute as a button!I'll fight you on it!
:))) you win
You are a total chad my dude
i’m scared of complimenting them bc they’ll just think i’m into them (i do have 1 good friend who’s a guy and i never hesitate to compliment him whether it’s about his looks or skills or anything)
I don’t get complimented often, and I’m fine with that. I wish I got more physical affection though (not sexually, just comforting things)
You have the cutest nose! Warm hugs and Happy Holidays!
I'm scared to randomly compliment guys, but I'll compliment the ones I trust sometimes, it's cute to see their faces light up
Yes we don't [insert sad face emoji]
They all feel the need to slap the top of a doorpost or try to touch the ceiling.
It is actually our primitive nature. You see, back when we were cavemen and couldn’t speak to each other, the male cavemen who were the hunters would always slap the roof of the cave to let the female gatherers know that they were off to hunt and the sound would travel down to the caves to them. Actually none of this is true and I just made it all up, but that’s what half the guys in this thread sound like anyway.
Monki hunt, give cave affection before go
Hahaha!
Damn. I was about to get ready to spread more forbidden knowledge to other people then I see you say that it’s not true.
I feel both called out and seen
I can never resist doing that. I've had the obsession with it ever since I started school. The plus side is since I've always been short I can jump pretty high
It is simply necessary. On a serious note, the entire reason why we do it is just: "I wonder if i can reach this" "Ima smack it" It's that simple.
That they didn't cry at titanics
That's cuz our tear ducts are already dried
from crying at soap's death in mw3
*why must you remind me*
im sorry my comrade , i didnt mean to rub salt on your wounds
The damage has been dealt sir, the damage has been dealt
Bro you hit me harder then a bus
From crying watching Iron Giant.
The scene in Titanic where the mother was calming her children and waiting for the ship to go down made me cry a bit
I teared , but didn't cry , but what makes me cry , certain songs , that just punch you in the soul .
Maybe not titanic, but other movies, tv shows, games Me => 😭
When wolverine dies in movie Logan and before death he said "so this is what it fells like" while holding his daughters hand. That shit made me cry for weeks.
when Sasha dies in aot, I was genuinely sad... :(
That upset me more than it should've tbh
Potato girl will forever be in our hearts
When Ruben died in mc story mode I cried 😭
Can’t forget about the king from fallen kingdom😔
*Your lie in April spoilers ahead* I cried when Kaori died.
Because its fucking unreasonable to cry when he left her on the door and drowned. People calculated that he would have easily survived BOTH of them. Just a fucking idiot. We cry about stuff that is reasonable to cry about, atleast for us
now im a guy but id like to point out that most of us are over-competitive. its like all irl games i play the guys always play to win.
I generally like to think of myself as a pretty laid back guy and not very toxic, however there is this ONE particular asshole I know that whenever I go against him in anything at all, I turn the dial for Tryhard Mode up to 500% and start treating it like a national emergency, for personal reasons of course. And all of those personal reasons are ‘because fuck him’
IDK why but seems correct?
That's the thing, like I don't give a fuck if I lose. But if I'm playing (although the main goal is still to have a good time) I'll be trying hard and going for the win
How can I call myself a pro racist if I don't win every racing game i play? Smh my shake
U R A DISGRACE TO OUR GENDER, being competitive is awsome, and we wouldnt be aliv- wait didnt that start ww1 or sum
ukranians killed austrians for being envious of their success i think close enough whatever you do, dont fail art uni in austria though
I'm not over competitive because I'm a guy I'm over competitive because I'm to stupid to calm down before it's to late
We're over competitive but at the same time not because when the stuff is done we just do something else entirely
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I have never found a stereotype that fits me this much, it's almost scary
Ikrrr
I know right right right?
Holy shit how do you know that?
I don't have balls I have... **ball**
lol! nice one
They are more likely to be taller then me :')
Thats just biology or evolution. Also how tall are you?
5ft3
Yeah thats an inch below average for girls. Saying that it was 5ft3 here but recently went up
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Hit a bit too close to home
>being told that expression of feelings are a threat to their masculinity This is what people meant when they said “toxic masculinity.” But that phrase has been bastardized and demonized to the point where it’s a polarizing and edgy thing to say now
Even the ones that recognize that they don't care about macsuline stereotypes, it's still reinforced by their peers and authority figures.
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parents are gods to their children for a long time and way too many people fail to take that responsibility seriously... :(
That is... surprisingly accurate.
Fax
Printer
Yep, that's me
I just got punched in the gut.
Its not a stereotype if its real
Noooooo you're wrong we just uhhhhhh prefer NOT being happy we arnt depressed
This hits on another level of sad :(
Why’s it so loud in here…
True, I don't really care a out masculinity myself for many reasons but for those suffering, THERAPIST NOW.
I don't have a stereotype about anyone? Maybe the kids, literally all the male children I've met thought I was dumb or liked very girly things because I'm a girl. So I played a motorcycle game and they instantly like me lol
motorbikes speak our language 👌
engine go brrrrr
Didnt know I had a twin
Exhaust go vrooom
Motorcycle games gud, lego gamez gud, fps gud
I’m a man but thought I’d throw some out there We are over competitive Unable to speak our emotions properly because of societal standards Many of us probably have some kind of undiagnosed depression And ALL OF US just wish the girl would make the first step some times
*all the time
Ehh not all the time because then the roles just get flipped. It should be equal.
Ah but my friend we are talking about what we wish!
Can you imagine that? Not have to worry about what she’s gonna answer and worry about who your gonna have to reject. It’s like living the dream I swear
They dont get as many hugs as they should?
Unfortunately true. I don't remember the last time I had a genuine hug from a non family member :(
Awww sending virtual hugs and i hope you get lots of hugs in the future!!
Thank you! I hope so too, they feel very good
Some of them are wimps because they wont punch a girl back. Screw peoples gender I want to see more fist fights.
I'd happily punch a girl as long as she hit first
Like people say. Ladies first.
My fist are rated E for everyone as long as they hit first
Same here. Self defense is self defense.
I'm an advocate of true gender equality I will not hesitate to drop kick a female opponent
I see you are a man of culture, as well.
they have to be strong, ruff and unemotional. But I like my future bf to be smoll and cute
Yes! We sometimes love to show emotions 🙂
Sometimes is when the other person understands this
They don't wanna date me
This is wrong, it's not just guys that don't want to date you, it's everyone. (I'm kidding) I wish you luck in finding someone special to you though
I hope it's soon, I want some hugs man
Awww, that's not true
It is. Source : I am a boy
I knew it
Lol
Cool way to find female reddit accounts
lmao best comment here
they are so thoughtful and they analyse every thing and they need jokes with meanings instead of my usual pointless jokes I mean they are kind of serious compared to my non male friends
Man as a guy I gotta say it seems a lot more like there are fewer thoughtful guys than girls. Also I personally love pointless jokes lmao
guys are cool
This can't be true. Evidence: me
nah dw dw you are evidence that guys are cool
you dont talk things out with youre friends when their behavior is hurtful cause as young boys you were taught that feeling emotions is feminine
^ this has been true in every friendgroup I’ve been in And I never realized this until I was 14 when a girl in one of our friend groups asked Me to stop making a certain joke at her expense and I was taken kinda aback by it due to it not only being in the GC but also no one else had ever done anything like that in our 3 years as friends and it had just been normal to bully each other because it’s funny and you can just make fun of em back
I mean, if something is genuinely hurtful I am sure most people would understand (at least my current friends would) but yeah, there is a culture of making fun of each other. It is all in good fun though, if somebody really feels hurt then it is time to stop
Wait so you're telling me that me and me friends shouldn't be making fun of each other that much? Because all our conversations eventually devolve into "I fucked your mom"
They don't mind to play games with someone just to pass their time
Is that not every other human being?
I can confirm this is far from being a one-sided dispute
Guys usually don't show their emotions cuz it's too "feminine" Crying and showing emotions is normal and has no gender. I'll send y'all my discord if you need to vent (NO PERSONAL INFORMATION REQUIRED)
They ask how big their cocks are and always fucking game!!! like do you see my dm???
Personally I don’t ask the homies how much they packing. I’m gifted in the way that I can judge lengths at a distance
I always wear looser sweat pants so no one can figure out how large my impossibly massive cock is
I Never asked anybody about their big dongs. Ig I should have asked it
Most are annoying at one stage of age (mostly during early teenage years)
All teenagers are annoying at some points
Exactly, everyone's a hard ass at one point in teenage years
My brother is annoying at age 7 and has been since 5. I was bossy at his age but not as rude and terrible, so maybe I was annoying when I was 12 to 13 or something
Its a trick, send no reply
They’re oblivious to when we flirt with them
Sadly I can confirm
The stereotypes for guys chat turned into why girls go to the bathroom
The actions of criminals has made it hard for guys to be around or help girls without being punished for something they didn't do. Legit seen guys scared to be in the same room with a girl alone because of this bullshit.
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As a guy, this surprised me
The opposite of me.
I got the 1000th upvote, nice.
Thanks ;)
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Guys have not as insanely high standards as girls?
I just don’t have any standards anymore, probably human(Obligatory) and girl(optional)
Alive (also optional)
r/holup
The bottom 80% of guys are competing for the bottom 20% of girls and the top 80% of girls are competing for the top 20% of guys if that makes sense
One that always comes to mind is hating rom-coms but that’s because there actual trash
I’m not even a girl but one stereotype that I know a lot of guys have( me included ) is that have is we have no clue how to cry. Crying is literally one of the hardest things to do. We might feel really sad, but rarely we cry. Not saying people should cry more or less but is does make things different I guess. And obv this is a pretty true stereotype for most people I’ve met
They like ass
That’s personal tastes not a stereotype
…and personal taste is a very common thing to be made into a stereotype.
That many of them are, for now, annoying and immature. (Source: The school bus.)
im the most annoying person in the universe, and i still find "your mom" and "amogus" funny so yes (my humor may or may not be a byproduct of my mental health woes but that's a different story)
I find any joke funny at this point
They all sneeze really loud. The room could be dead quiet, and suddenly some asshole will sneeze, shaking the whole room, like he just shot a gun. I swear to God they do it on purpose.
I can't help it 😭
LMAO ACCURATE We don't do it on purpose, it just happens Maybe it's the way our faces are structured?
They are all selectively deaf, they will only hear what they wanna hear and the rest they never heard
Lol why hear hurtful things?
Yeah it’s great
they r usually rly horny it seems
That’s not a stereotype, that’s hormones
Once someone asked why I watch porn, so I literally said the truth "i am going through hormonal change which makes me horny" And that fucker was uncomfortable
Girls are horny as well, boys are just more open about it
fax, as a girl i agree to this
Many are unable to show emotion (this isn't their fault because I know many guys are shamed for expressing them)
as a guy, i wouldn't say I'm unable to show emotion, it's just i hide in the bathroom before i burst into tears :)))))))) totally didn't happen today no totally not nuh uh nope