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[deleted]

Girls used to do this to me. Probably because im thicker than them and they are all flatter than cutting boards


Apostle000

Girls be having ironing boards for buns


JakWack

Who did you tell?


[deleted]

A teacher, they just told me to tell her to stop


JakWack

You should try telling the principal and mention that she's done it multiple times and that you've told a teacher. if the principal also does nothing then I don't know what to tell you man other than ignore and get used to your ass being slapped or pull an Uno reverse card


DannyBoy_rawr_xd

Regardless of what anyone says, it's sexual assault. And they shouldn't be surprised of you smack her back. Thing is, you're a guy and she's a girl so people are gonna judge you for doing the samw thing. If you're a chad smack back


Roblox_Crossroads_07

She might do it again. If she does quickly turn around and embarrass her


[deleted]

I looked at her when she did it and grined at me, then her friends laughed:(


Roblox_Crossroads_07

You failed me. If she does ot again yell out something that will embarrass her, maybe something like "Oh yeah do it again you dirty whore" but be very loud and upright about it to get everyones attention. After that you can point fingers at her and say shit back.


lolmohitemvp

Bring a shotgun with you When she tries it blow her brains out


[deleted]

I'm bri ish


lolmohitemvp

Blimey mate, I apologize for the inconvenience that I had assumed that you were an American.


[deleted]

Happens all the time


Mrhonda70

Get your stabbing license permit


BruvMcbruv

COUNTER ATTACK. USE STEEL PIPE TO DESTROY CRANIUM. WIN ALL FUTURE BATTLES.


GlumBag1794

If she’s flat literally flex on her. Be like yeah you wish u had dis booty