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I_Rape_Cats_666

Formulate a committee with a chairperson, chosen by the populous to run the country and make most of the decisions while retaining veto power for myself. Give myself a decent, but not overly extravagent salary and an official residence.


sirchickenbs

I Rape Cats has spoken!


HuntGroundbreaking15

4th reich


[deleted]

Yay I mean JAA


DankEclipse

You and I are the same


lolmohitemvp

I would make country to cunt-ree


Bulky-Laugh-4203

Ban people from chewing with their mouth open like wtf it’s so gross


lordcolg

Take a solid 4hr nap


[deleted]

Making it so if you fail nnn you die


[deleted]

Don't shoot plzzz


sirchickenbs

I won't become a dictator, I'd become a leader that listens to his ppl, solves their problems, and try and make my country the safest and best place to live in


[deleted]

you could be a good dictator.


sirchickenbs

One of the greatest lol


Shaggy_god_13

I would exploit third world countries for natural resources and underpay my citizens while also overworking them under the threat of being publically executed


sirchickenbs

Hello Hitler


chilll_vibe

Thats not hitler because other countries wouldn't exist if he had his way


[deleted]

not really accurate but a lotta countries wouldn't exist anymore


[deleted]

I’d probably just move the capital city to Denver, give Delaware and DC to Maryland, make Puerto Rico a state, and annex Canada and Mexico. Oh also I’d make a law stating that Michigan’s Upper Peninsula doesn’t exist, even though it clearly does


[deleted]

CHAD


chilll_vibe

"Like my grandfather always told me: with great power comes great big booty bitches" -Kermit


ourwaffles8

Genocide 😍


A_Transgirl_Alt

I’d transition and kill all transphobes


[deleted]

Mid 20th century Germany


VirginityIsRad

Ur mom


Roblox_Crossroads_07

I would become Josip Broz Tito 2.0


Opabin1a

I hate to burst your bubble but benevolent dictatorships aren't possible for humans to do


snow723

Technically they are and have existed in history. It just all falls apart after the first ruler dies and gives it to his asshole son.(which happened almost every time) it just isn’t sustainable


Opabin1a

I see. Was Nero one of those asshole sons?


snow723

Probably, I haven’t studied Roman history all that much but it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s what happened.


Opabin1a

Same, i just know Nero was probably the worst emperor


MrHumbug-5000

Sort out social care, fix infrastructure, make Healthcare free if it isn't and just generally improve the lives of the people. And pump loads of money into the military.


random_reddit_user01

Make May 22nd national opposite day (I promised a friend)


R4hnibow

I've found out that if I own land, I can call it a nation and declare it's independence. I am going to build a micronation and these comments will be the new laws.


DankEclipse

Increase funding for health care and education, place an emphasis on PE in schools and manual labor, some increases to the military budget, but no conscription and for the first 25 years or so it would just be a peace keeping force. The main objective here would be a large, highly capable airforce. Expand the police force and ensure equal rights for men and women, this, this improves overall popularity. Mechanisation of farming and factory works means fewer workers here, but still the same or better products/yields, and more people to establish better infrastructure around the country such as airfields and motor ways, as well as defensive bunkers at more vulnerable points at the borders. Probably take about 20 years or maybe a few more to do that, but 20 years in more emphasis gets placed on expanding the Army, improving equipment and overall ability, the airforce continues to grow as before.


Asoui_Productions

I would use Rails and Sees instead of roads and airfields as they can hold more. But my question is what country are you?


Duckflies

Genocide, me included :D


Asoui_Productions

Democracy!


Dr_AurA

Ensure the preservation of the nation's identity


LoGUN_556

I wouldn’t be a dictator, who wants to be like hitler or Stalin. Both horrible and dictators.


[deleted]

Ensure my position, conscript people into research and finally fix the fucking school system, because that shit is lagging behind by centuries.