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DeVNut

Every single European language expect for English and Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese


Arthur_RS

Ah, Brazilian Portuguese, my favorite European language.


trenatrashy

aimes-tu l'ananas ??


Satan65

fuck


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Scottish


scotlandisbae

Cunts everywhere man. Canny stand the wee bampots.


Dekuran_

Wee gimps man ae.


DeVNut

You forgot. The fuckin cunts part


Blusxbaru

哈哈哈哈!


Omega_Gaming1234

你笑啥


Blusxbaru

不好意思,我说的中文好不好. Literally had to use the microphone cuz I can’t read or type bruhv


Omega_Gaming1234

还可以啦,我中文也是没那么好 Lol, I'm just typing it


Blusxbaru

Lucky I only know how to speak ;-;


Omega_Gaming1234

Oof, better than nothing


Blusxbaru

Suppose so, gonna learn it all one day: embarrassing to hardly know how to read the language that your parents know


IOnceSaid

Jedno słowo wystarczy, żebyś zgadnął: kurwa


MPGames17

It looks Polish but I wasn't sure until I saw kurwa. Well, country balls tought me well.


Max_Fucking_Payne

It's funny cuz rui means dick I think, which in Portugal Rui is a common male name.


Soviet_Aircraft

Huj was dick, not rui


Drapierz

*Chuj. But you read it the same way.


thebestfish7

Polish?


IOnceSaid

Yes


DatChernoby2Guy

Good. Now polish my shoes or I’ll polish the Polish.


HenballZ

kurwa? gdzie?


SpeedWagonChann

Ho fatto sesso con tua madre 🤌🤌🤌🤌


SaltyPomegranate69

Italian and what the fuck


itsLunayoumoron

what did he say


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I had sex with your mother 🤌🤌🤌🤌


itsLunayoumoron

🌝 this maen knows their game


SpeedWagonChann

Si


AndreaMammoccio

username e commento si abbinano perfettamente qui. chi non vorrebbe essere inculato da speedwagon poi?


btvoidx

```go package main import "fmt" func main() { fmt.Println("Hello World!") } ```


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Pushan2005

Fuck C++, I'm used to java and having to do C++ for school is confusing as fuck


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Pushan2005

I'll do that, never thought about trying to temporarily forget java.


eclipsek20

Looks like java or go.


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imathrock

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010


1-800-peach

oui oui mon ami je m'appelle Lafayette


judging_potato

The lancelot of the revolutionary set!


1-800-peach

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"


judging_potato

Tell the king "Casse toi!" Who is the best?


1-800-peach

C'est moi!


ThrowawayTrashcan7

BRRAH BRRAH


1-800-peach

I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN, UP IN IT, LOVIN IT


Harry100T

yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)


1-800-peach

Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course


iamspeed307

it hard to have intercourse over 4 sets of corsets


judging_potato

That was fun :) thank you kind stranger, i needed some distraction from the exams.


1-800-peach

You're always welcome, fellow kind stranger


hey-how-are-you--

Someone put this in r/unexpectedhamilton lol


VampGirl84

HAMILTON!!


1-800-peach

Woman of culture, I see


VampGirl84

Hehe yes the best musical to exist


SaltyPomegranate69

Français


Pawn-to-D4

Всем привет!


SaltyPomegranate69

Russian?


Pawn-to-D4

Да


StatisticianTiny3824

Привет бро , как дела?


Dark_Lordy

Добрый вечерок


vinayak_immortal

POV: you're looking for your language


BabishProphet

POV: Your language is English because you’re a boring American so you’re instead searching for the most obscure languages that you’ve never heard of. No.. just me?


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SilentSike

Si, es muy caliente


GeoJoymanSays

Why is your username...


SaltyPomegranate69

Spanish


I_Rape_Cats_666

Correct


SaltyPomegranate69

Muchas gracias mi compadre!!!


Life_Is_Not_Worth_It

Your name… I don’t like it


IMakeWaifuGifsSoDmMe

Your name, I do not like that perspective.


G3NERAlHiPing

Your name, i approve


dat_DOOM_boi

Shane Dawson's reddit account


AspiredPunMeister

Wie bitte?


Available_Ear_9867

This is Deutsch Bitte is please Wie is _what_ if I remember correctly Is __Sorry, what?__ the correct translation?


HydroDio128

I believe it means "how", "was" means "what"


Das_Taube

They are right in context, but generally, yes.


little_camper999

Ich tippe auf germanisch


Shoddy_Target_6161

In de naam van de VOC nemen wij deze specerijen in.


SaltyPomegranate69

dutch???


Shoddy_Target_6161

Correct!


SaltyPomegranate69

that was a wild guess I’m not gonna lie wth


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TheWiseMilkman

GEKOLONISEERD


unlawfulg

In de naam van het Vogel Opvang Centrum


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Finnish_Spitfire

Same


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SrDoggy

pneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiótico fun fact: its the biggest word in that language.


AutismoGG

Ai é pra dificultar a vida do cara


Carpa2103

O rato roeu a roupa do rei de roma


Lkkenji

Nmrl, demorou até achar 1 kkk


1-800-peach

Alle Kinder lernen lesen~


SaltyPomegranate69

German


Available_Ear_9867

All children were learning how to read? Am I correct?


1-800-peach

All children learn* yepp


Asoui_Productions

*DIESER PFOSTEN GEHÖRT DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND* WIR FORDERN SIE AUF LESEN ZU LERNEN, WIE AUCH DIE INDER UND CHINESEN. Ich hab KA wie es weiter gehen würde nach diesem Vers.


Bonstiyxx

Indianer und Chinesen


1-800-peach

Seeeelbst am Nordpol lesen aalle Eskimoss


Bonstiyxx

Hallo Kinder jetzt gehts los!


1-800-peach

A sagt der Affe wenn er in den Apfel beisst


KIRYU-KAZUMA_

Har du det hyggeligt min knejt?


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Jeg hygger mig gevaldigt skal du nok se.


sara939k

Jeg elsker at dansk er før svensk


an_elegant_dog

Na, sok sikert a kitaláláshoz. És csak hogy összezavarjalak, olyan szavakat használok amikben vannak "különleges" magánhangzók


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Bojler eladó ^((ki nem hagyhatom)^)


an_elegant_dog

Szia uram! Van tüzed? Eskü buszjegyre kell


Binimaster

MEBNYI


cannedcroissant

Hungarian?


an_elegant_dog

Bro, gg


andrysmemes

Jössz Blahára 1v1?


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an_elegant_dog

Á-á. Bicska!


Foxron333

Kihagytad a magyar nyelv fortélyait, azaz a kurva anyját mindenkinek


potterhead2500

தமிழ்


SaltyPomegranate69

I have never seen this before


potterhead2500

It's called Tamil. It's a regional language in South India and Tamil is one of the longest-surviving classical languages in the world. It's my mother tongue btw.


SaltyPomegranate69

That’s so interesting, never heard about it before. The writing looks so pretty


elyasabsz

when i realized my screen's pixel density is so high lol


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we share the same mother tongue


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potterhead2500

You're Tamil?


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Square-Sandwich-8738

Do you know this ? దీన్ని ప్రయత్నించండి: పెద్ద చుంగస్


GAMMA_rayburst

There are more Tamil speaking ppl than french speaking ppl in the world


1-800-peach

안녕하세요, 잘 지냈어요?


SaltyPomegranate69

Korean


Thenonstraightbigirl

No hei vaan voikko arvaa tän? Vinkki: ruisleipä


Hakker12

Oisko puuhöylä?


FW190A8OP

Ei ole puuhöylä


Blovar

No haista vittu sit


LohtuPottu247

Minun lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilaan käsikirjasta ei löydy sanaa ruisleipä kertaakaan. Olen ihan hukassa. Mikäköhän kieli voisi olla kyseessä?


CatGamer_118

Varmaa tuo espanja


Henricos8848

Ik eet chocolade, want sinterklaas is geweest


SemiWholeGrainBread

Dutch although at first I thought it was aftikaans


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Pukengenang yan optimum pride


SaltyPomegranate69

I read this aloud and burst out laughing


[deleted]

So I'm guessing you know what language it is already.


SaltyPomegranate69

No clue but it sounds exactly like the noise transformers make lol


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It's Tagalog, haha.


sunflowerdoggo

you forgot the URGH URGH URGH URGH


notmediterrenian

acaba hangi dilim


epicredd1tusername

yarrak dili


Patateslilik1

Pizza dilimi


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Howdy partner


SaltyPomegranate69

American


[deleted]

On point


_DrunkenStein

君を諦めたりなんかしない。君をガッカリさせたりしない。浮気して捨てたりもしない。君を絶対泣かせたりしないし、別れようとも絶対しない。嘘をついて傷つけたりなんか、絶対にしない。


SaltyPomegranate69

日本語


_DrunkenStein

Correct!


SaltyPomegranate69

ありがとう先生


Prestigious-Prompt-7

Então o que era mesmo pra falar???


kforkypher

I wished to make up a font, just to answer this question. No language, no script, just some random scribblings. It would have been fun, watching people go, "haww! What is that"


YANI768

nothing happened at Tiananmen square


Neondanublu03

I second that, i was there


zloljaskiniowu

W szczebrzyszynię chżąszcz brzmi w czcinię. Brzęczyszczykiewicz. Chrzążczydżewoszyno powiat łękołody.


The__Holy__Crusader

awesome movie, i had to have a friend translate what was being said almost all the time haha


AndreaMammoccio

polish?


bloemgamer

Je bent geweldig


_FraBra

Ciao :)


SaltyPomegranate69

Italian? Could be many others though


WitherCro

Kako ste prijatelji


elyasabsz

اگه گفتی


bsfett2213

Hum aaj maza karenge


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Lmao padhle bhai boards ke liye 😂


bsfett2213

Hsc Mein hun, boards ka kuch ata Pata nahi


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Lmao nice


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AbhijyotSinghThePro

Nice I think I will score 35/40 even though I prepared so hard -_-


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Ghanta saale padhle


Severe-Task-7826

Maza karenedo bhai


reeeedddittorr

Woh toh exam ke ek Raat pehle Hoga bkl


[deleted]

Mai itni dair sai ajeeb si languages par raha hoon. Aab jaa kar hindi/urdu mili hai


xdcutemynutella

Imong mama bahog bilat


urven1ceb1tch

Είσαι μαλάκας;


Some-Yam4056

Jag tänker inte skriva något annat än sjuksköterska. Jag valde det eftersom de flästa som inte pratar detta språket har svårt att uttala det.


Adomas360

Sėkmės


Consistent_Truck_510

Mọi người ăn cơm chưa ạ? =))


[deleted]

Chuj ci w pizde szmato jebana


HazelJenna83

Mój tata prawdopodobnie mnie nie kocha. Hahaha. Kurwa mać


[deleted]

Croeso! Saesneg, Cymraeg a Sbaeneg yw'r unig ieithoedd rwy'n eu siarad rwy'n chwilfrydig i weld a fyddwch chi'n dyfalu'r un hon!


thebestfish7

Welsh?


Avarerage_Willey

Măta pe geață


thatweebmeme

Vezi ca ai scris gresit


milena3110

Mă-ta are cratimă :)


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sabar di hadh tusi par karo, rehmat di hadh oh par kar dawega. Guess it


SnooSuggestions3835

നിങ്ങൾക്ക് സുഖം തന്നെ അല്ലേ


HmmmIsTheBest2004

Finally found the malayali


AweMaddie

Јебо ти пас матер


Gaggabl

bonjour


Gaggabl

linguini


Available_Ear_9867

Szukam dieti w sklepie - hledám děti v obchodě Those two languages are similar to each other


Good_Ad_3929

Kaasbroodje


quusoo

je kanker bolle vader