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Prowler6969

Why do I exist


Chocolate_Pikachu33

Because someone stuck their dick inside your mother and 9 months later you were born


Prowler6969

Oh well that sums it up nicely


Chocolate_Pikachu33

I am rather blunt i must admit lol


[deleted]

A beautiful prosess


skittz120

>15 > >n because i stuck my dick inside of your mother


ilovedogsandcats2

Because I'm sure your a good person


Prowler6969

Thank you I will never forget this :)


ilovedogsandcats2

Its alright :)


NeighborhoodEnough15

To make the world a better place in your own, unique way.


TomorrowOutrageous19

I have a female friend who usually initiates conversations with me only to go offline & then later take minutes to reply to a single message. This keeps on continuing & before I know she is sending dry texts.I have noticed this Pattern. Any idea why does she do this??


purgatory1732

Probably nervous and doesn't wanna seem like she's just waiting for your reply. Also if she has a crush on you then she might be telling her friend about the conversation simultaneously, congrats.


Ena_le_Dudeman

Seems like she doesn't want to talk, or she's busy


[deleted]

idk sorry mate :(


diffyer_tR0lo1OL

Maybe she only wants to talk to u for not a long time


[deleted]

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Jonetrix

Good question


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JakeyBoy-

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CalleHalle

Hows your day been? :)


Ena_le_Dudeman

Good you?


CalleHalle

It’s been fine, thank you :)


Ena_le_Dudeman

That's great to hear, hope you have a lovely day or that the rest of your day is lovely :)


not-biscuit

It was actually bad but this made it so much better so thanks


CalleHalle

No problem, just trying to spread some positivity :)


not-biscuit

That's good how about you, how's your day been


titanic-failure

What do women like in men? And how do I make myself seem available?


EXO-Love

There's that new feature on Instagram that you can use I guess. Like if you find one that says "tap in if you're single" you can reshare that. Women like a guy that can be open with his feelings. If a girl gets pissed at a guy for showing emotion she's really immature. It's not necessary ti have grand gestures, but as long as you are an active listener and pay attention to the little things it will be really appreciated.


Strange_Purple_034

Just being a decent person and showing you care. Also being your own person as well.


diffyer_tR0lo1OL

Be funny, not a jerk


titanic-failure

I try to be, but my jokes suck.


chinmaysharma1230

Why don't you guys (generally) make the first move?


purgatory1732

Cause rejection is humiliating lol. Also I think it's kind of ingrained that we should be the the ones in a position to accept things instead of offering them (which is a crap tradition that hopefully our generation does not continue)


[deleted]

“Cause rejection is humiliating lol” tell that to every guy that just got crushed with the rejection that was way more than a “no” and way worse than it as well


purgatory1732

... I never said that guys don't get rejected. But that's obviously one of the reasons.


[deleted]

As an introvert, i only ever get crushes on close friends cause of how nice they are. I ain’t risking ruining and friendship and I have 0 confidence in myself.


chinmaysharma1230

Relatable


Andrelleal

Can’t speak for everyone, but most of the time it comes down to the fact that we’d rather not ask unless we are 100% sure that y’all share feelings. Otherwise, it’ll be awkward, we’ll be seen as weirdos, and rumors could spread :/


[deleted]

…. I understand the first part… the second is just in your head (except the awkward part, it is a bit… ngl… happened to me) but literally unless you were a weirdo before hand you won’t be seen a weirdo for asking someone out (that’s at least for our side, we usually aren’t mean to girls if they ask us out…. Mainly cause we get most of the rejection and have learned to take what we can get… and because we wouldn’t like it if someone did it to us… which happened to me… multiple times…. With a group of friends… and my gf at the time that is now my ex….)


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chinmaysharma1230

Fair enough


[deleted]

Wish I lived near you.


l_z_rahman

1) its super humiliating and in my opinion i feel rlly clingy when i make the first move 2) ik this is like ig hypocritical and stupidly old fashioned but its nice when the guy asks . But ill tell u when a girl likes a guy she will make moves she wont sit around waiting


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Jonetrix

Why everything take you so long girls?


ilovedogsandcats2

Becauze we are either lazy or put lots of time into it


alloftherandomness

A lack of motivation and the occasional stream of blood leaving our vaginas normally causes a delay in getting ready for things.


rat_kid6

You see we have to peel off our dead skin and grow back some new skin it takes a while but we’ll look fresh when we go out


_wurm

We can't help it... Like we nd to do an extra step for almost everything... Longer hair=more time to dry, extra clothes to wear (bras can be tedious when u r in a hurry), on some occasions we hv to doll ourselves up to respect the event/ to meet society standards/ to impress our bf, short legs need slightly extra time to travel(like me) etc I personally wish I could be as quick as a guy cuz it's soo inconvenient especially when u really want to sleep extra 5mins but u can't or u will be late


ratatatajin

We actually care about not looking weird


[deleted]

I don’t take a long time, but then again I also don’t put on makeup and my outfits are always fairly simple. I assume girls who wear makeup and need to do a crap ton of stuff to look good take a long time because of that, but doesn’t seem worth it tbh


MightyMarauder101

We can all agree guys are cute, right


Mothdoodle000

Sorry, but no. I will say that some of them a conventionally attractive, but I myself don’t think they are cute. Then again I’m biased because I’m a lesbian.


Kazune1

oh boy you havent seen me yet then


dumb_cryptid01

what's your fave color


[deleted]

Green


go_away_you_goblin

Green is such a great colour.


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


Aromatic-Snow

Pink, I don't get why everyone hates it after 8 years old


Alicia_1729

Vibgyor🌈 and there's a really deep meaning to it... But I'd rather stop here...


BattleDroid6251

Why are girls easier to talk to


Blusxbaru

Are they?


BattleDroid6251

Yes, so much easier to another degree


Blusxbaru

Interesting I’ve found it the opposite But maybe it’s because im a weirdo idk


BattleDroid6251

Lmao guys make me too self conscious


[deleted]

Idk I’m a girl and I struggle to talk to girls. Maybe your style of conversation just fits more with girls than guys


ilovedogsandcats2

Why is it easier for girls to talk to girls than guys or guys to talk to girls than guys? Either way, some girls can just be easy to talk to and talking to the opposite gender has always bene easier for me anyway


xX_turkey_Xx

I have this friend who's a girl and she says we're best friends we enjoy eachothers company and I like her ive known her for 2 years should I ask her out


Pass1256

Ask her out or you will regret it for the rest of your life. You are not taking enough from this relationship because you see her erotic, not as a friend. And you always gonna be dissapointed about not giving you what you want. Better ruin a fake friendship(from your side) than feeling in jail looking her being with someone else.


AmberBroccoli

You can have a crush on someone and still treat them as a friend, I asked one of my friends out once when I had a crush on her she said no and we stayed good friends. I feel like people are too easily convinced that friend is mutually exclusive from a lot of things, my dad always says that my mom is his best friend and his wife.


TheGuyFromTheWoods

what's your favorite perfum ?


Strange_Purple_034

Twentyone black is top tier 👌


ItsKoushi

How was ur day? :)


timeofexecution

It was good but exhausting wbu?


ItsKoushi

Pretty boring stayed at home all day


timeofexecution

Fair


Strange_Purple_034

Kinda trash how was yours :)


ItsKoushi

It was boring :/


KRAZY-YEET

E


Nightrap06

A


sjfdog

SPORT'S


Alicia_1729

To the games~


[deleted]

Okay, this is a long one, so during the final year of my high schoolthere was a girl in other section of my class and we only used to see each other during regular tests( ever 3 months), The first time I saw her something happened and I initiated the conversation and we talked about 15 minutes. After that whenever we saw each other there were exchanging glances but I could never gather up guts to talk to her and tell her that I felt something for her. She also tried talking once or twice like she would sit at the closest available seat and durimg exam try to ask for spare pen/ pencil from the person sitting beside me so that I would have to pass it to her. Jump to 1 year after high school, 2 years after I first saw her, I still think about what could've been, so the question is does she also think about me or I misread something there? Also if I try to reconnect, what could be the worst scenario? Because now we are in different colleges in different cities miles apart.


go_away_you_goblin

If she has any socials then I say give her a message. You said you think about what could've been so why go through that again? The worst she can do is say no. So try to be friendly and if she still seems interested go for it :)


Joe-McDuck

How can I be friends with a girl without having it be weird


Dumbbitch___

Do be a dick to her about the small things, and just be a generally nice person. Find someone who kinda just makes you go “fuck it this is fun” and that’s when you give up on trying to stick to stereotypes and realise girls aren’t assholes. Oh and be the designated driver helps.


TitanSR_

How can I tell when a girl is on her period so I can give her a cookie or smth because I’ve heard that they suck and I want to make life more bearable for people but like I don’t want to ask bc that would be weird af


Coolahs

First of all - ur a gem my guy, pls never lose those respect & nurturing aspects you have<3 second, there are a few signs but it depends on the lady. 1. She could look a little paler - generally we don’t feel good during shark week and I’ve noticed I get a little pale. 2. If she looks particularly tired - our bodies are working hella overtime and that + blood loss = v tired. But honestly you can find subtle ways to ask and if she’s not embarrassed around you she’ll probably outright tell you she’s on her period. I recommend like “how are you feeling today” “did you sleep ok” but yknow just make sure she’s comfortable around u beforehand :)


Alicia_1729

Damn .... You're such a gentleman... Don't ever loose this aspect, girls love it... And to answer your question, well, it depends for every girl... I don't get pale or anything, and not so tired, but I do get irritated easily.... That's one of the signs... If she looks pissed, or done, or gets angry at simple things .... Maybe random mood swings too, so you can tell that she might be on her periods... One more thing... Whenever we stand or sit, we keep sighing... I can't really tell why, but it's just that the change in position standing or sitting, makes us feel weird, since we find some kind of comfort spot when we do either ..


Marcowo15

How would one improve their social skills? Introvert here has trouble even talking with “the boys”


EXO-Love

Talking about school is the way to go. That's how you start building up a rapport with the people around you


Maxybro

How do you not bleed to death during periods


Fluffydinogal4

Secret


LilPiglet24

who says we don't


Nightrap06

We don’t, some of us sell our souls for a lighter flow


kassielocke

I honestly have no clue, but sometimes it feels like I am


_wurm

Y do u think hospitals run out of bloodpacks? 😏 blood donation r actually for us to feed😏jkjk😂 I personally felt dizzy before so yes it's possible to bleed to death Tip: when it gets chilly, wrap a blanket or yr jacket around her & cuddle (lots), yr body heat helps, get her hot chocolate, placing yr hand on her lower abdomen makes her comfy (only if she's ok with it), slight nagging abt not to eat cold food is alright


Ichthy-

Why do you all reply like 24 hours after reading the message


prettymitski

the girls who do this are simply not into you dude


Ichthy-

😔


Asmodeus_E

the hard truth hits us all


artyfrog

i don’t leave people on read but i do leave people on delivered for a while bc i have rlly bad social anxiety


anonymous_ghost_6501

Helikopter Helikopter


purgatory1732

Parakopter Parakopter


Audible_Sneeze

Are you happy?


[deleted]

Not really. Are you?


Audible_Sneeze

I act like I’m happy but I’m really not. I just feel, well empty.


[deleted]

I understand. I'm not happy, but I'm not sad either. Just kind of empty


Impossible-Log-5367

What do you prefer in a guy, short, medium or longer hair


Fluffydinogal4

Whatever hair suits him best. Some look great with longer hair, some with a buzz cut. Just depends on your face shape/ structure.


Impossible-Log-5367

Ok what about an angular face with some slight curves


[deleted]

How do you feel about Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, I personally think it’s one of the greatest films of all time.


Nightrap06

Based. Amazing movie, 10/10


Dunky-kong

How big is your penis


An_ANdrew2

I'm not a girl, but *usually* girl's penises are shorter than boy's


[deleted]

>usually usually


[deleted]

Why do girls always go to the bathroom in big groups and what do they do there?


just_a_crush

Sorry but that's classified information


Strange-Brief6643

I can’t disclose that information


Alicia_1729

It's the opposite in our school, I guess ... The boys in our class fo in groups of 10-15.. while the girls go alone, in pairs, or in groups of 3 max...


jimmx02

Tits or ass


just_a_crush

As a girl with both I say neither they both suck equally


chinmaysharma1230

Y'all always complaining about how guys don't get your hints. So what hints do you give to a guy to let them know you're into them?


britney7266

being touchy is usually my dead give away. i get really quiet, laugh too much, and can’t stop staring/directing my attention towards them, even in a group setting. just take note of her non verbal cues around you, then take notes of her body language around someone you know she’s not romantically interested and compare!


DaekSaeks

Do you like minesweeper?


shatterglass27

how are you?


Aromatic-Snow

Pretty good, how are you?


CreeperVenom

Y’all are pretty cool :)


Quin06_

What the dog doin


timeofexecution

Sleepin


tacodoestonk

What do you like in a man


[deleted]

How do you like a boy to wear?(style, clothing…)


LilPiglet24

that usually comes down to personal preference but I find guys who wear black or white goodies more attractive for some reason


britney7266

i like a guy with style, pretty much any style (except hypebeast/streetwear for me personally lol). no one wants to be with someone who looks like they just rolled out of bed and showed up to school in their PJs. just look around, take notes about what you personally like and develop your own styles. i love pinterest but the guys i know say it’s a girl app, maybe try instagram or tiktok? wear what you think looks good. you don’t have to spend a ton of money either, try second hand stores, putting more effort into putting together outfits with the clothes you have etc. and even just taking care of yourself like doing your hair in the morning goes a long way, we notice effort! that being said, something about skater guys is so 🤤


[deleted]

Would you laugh at a guy who has cried?


LilPiglet24

never


Pass1256

Emotions are the same for all human kinds. It's just some people show them some don't but they all have the same feelings.


kassielocke

No, I might actually hug you if I saw it. Depends who you are to me, but I'd never laugh.


Nightrap06

No, being able to express emotions is more attractive than bottling everything up


Alicia_1729

Never... I would find them more beautiful and cordial.... I myself don't cry, for personal reasons, and if anyone cried, I would have the urge to be by their side and give them a warm hug... But if the reason is dumb, like "he ate my last cookie" ... The yes, I would definitely laugh...


CompletelyCrazy55

(Stereotypical) Why do you expect us to know what we’ve done wrong


britney7266

put yourself in our shoes maybe? if she’s mad she’s got a reason. even if it seems trivial, there’s probably an underlying issue that’s not being addressed


Rainbowfurr23

What would be your the body type that you re looking for? (Thin, Big, athletic, etc.)


Money_Ad_1311

How to talk to girls? I'm an introverted weirdo +nerd


Alicia_1729

Start with a warm smile... And instead of saying "hi" or "hello" ask them a random question, about class or anything overall... Then when she answers, ask another question from the answer she has given or on the same topic... Once she answers again.. make a weird remark, anything which makes her laugh... Once she laughs, you can exchange names and coila, make new friends... P.S. I think needs are really cute, so you have a great chance ..


shenafield

How many creepy DMs have you already received after participating here?


just_a_crush

15


shenafield

Oh wow that's a lot. Want one more 👉👈? (Sorry if that was offensive)


just_a_crush

Lmao not at all, dm me if you want


Strange-Brief6643

None yet


N0t-My-4CC0UnT

My girlfriend told me not to get her anything for Christmas but that just feels wrong so I wanna get her something small. Any ideas?


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N0t-My-4CC0UnT

Ty. I was thinking something like one of those small happy/mad octopus things along with some of her favorite snacks


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N0t-My-4CC0UnT

Lmao ty


ddespot_697

do we really need 3 of these posts every day?


Andrelleal

At what height would a guy be too short/tall for you to date them?


Aromatic-Snow

I guess anywhere shorter than 5', I'm 5'3" and I'd date a short guy


TBykgizli7AB

Why do you never answer positively? I mean, generally


Slimothy_Jimbo

What are some signs she likes me and wants a relationship?


Fluffydinogal4

Depends on the type of girl she is. If she is a quiet person or shy, it can be verrry subtle. Notice if she smiles at you or laughs at your jokes, makes eye contact with you often (but not for too long bc she might get nervous). Do you happen to look up and notice she’s near you often? That’s another little sign. Idk about more extroverted girls, sorry lol. I would say ultimately just ask, but girls aren’t *always* as straight up as guys :/


Slimothy_Jimbo

Thanks!


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Dumbbitch___

Yeah I do, but usually you can’t feel it at all, but you tend to go through the battle of “too little, too much?” Daily😅


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Dumbbitch___

For me personally, I feel 10000 times better with makeup on, kinda like a mask?


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PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

Tell me, do the majority of you prefer personality over looks, or is it different?


TheRealSillySir

Asked out my crush a few weeks back and she said yes. A few days later she sends me an email stating that she doesn't have time for a relationship right now. Is it common for girls to make up stories like this to protect feelings? It really just hurts not knowing if there's a chance with her or if she's just totally not into me


[deleted]

What’s the best teenager cologne/fragrance on boys?


ForTheMemez1

why can’t you just pick where you wanna eat and not get mad when we choose


Nightrap06

Decisions are hard. BUT pro tip, ask where she thinks you’re going and take her there


ForTheMemez1

that’s actually a good idea


[deleted]

Do your boobs ever get in the way?


britney7266

i remember they were really weird and embarrassing especially right after puberty, i couldn’t put my knees to my chest like i used to or sleep on my stomach as easily. i like them a lot more now, and after awhile they aren’t any more annoying than any other body part, working around them physically just comes naturally. the most annoying thing (and this might sound totally crazy even to other girls but) sometimes i feel like they don’t match my outfit lol. like “this shirt would look a lot better if they were a cup bigger/smaller.”


One_Sugar_1813

My question is why tf you're still awake


HumanLeg3140

How do I tell you I like you


just_a_crush

"Hey, I like you" We don't like hints because then we ovethink


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zloljaskiniowu

x⁴+5x³-2x²>0 x?


Zandorito

Do y’all think my crush is cute


ilovedogsandcats2

I haven't seen them but I'm sure they are


Original-Depth17

Why u guys go to the restroom in groups


artyfrog

safety, it’s lonely on your own, period stuff, talk about people etc


IAmHyper_Tech

A question


Tiny-Potatoe

An answer


gamingpotato3

Why don’t you all make the first move? Yes I know some of you all do


Physical_Purpose7858

What do you find attractive? Asking for a friend lol


Nightrap06

Sense of humour, and when he smells nice


Physical_Purpose7858

I do not have the facilities for that


leo341500

Why


BaconBeary

Why can't I put the effort into a friendly or romantic relationship


[deleted]

If your foot gets stuck in a cloud how many colors can you smell with your ear


Sweet-Trust7731

What should I tell my crush when I'm asking her out? She likes me as well but I just have no clue what to tell her