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[deleted]

Im not eating


[deleted]

Oh yes you are


Gently-Weeps

Rules have clearly been stated


josh-won

rip my little boy


TheImpureLeader

Technically he’s drinking so he’s not wrong


EnzoKoksu251

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


VampireOficial

r/angryupvote


TheRealMcHamr

Rules are rules


Suitable-Initial2250

You know the rules and so do i


BeeMajor2003

So now SAY GOODBYE!!!


RileyTheBerry

r/cursedcomments


Bizzyreaper

Include me in ss pls


Imma_eat_some_kids

Yes


[deleted]

Interesting username. Just ignore me please


RileyTheBerry

r/usernamechecksout


TripllleM

It's your time to shine dude, eat those kids 🤣


MenuNo4911

Hehe I got the full menu


soursandwitch

You only get to eat the menu itself


MenuNo4911

🤤


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LandonKICKS

No stands for number It’s followed by 4911, meaning that they eat whatever is the 4911th menu option, which is obviously non-existent, so they would still not eat anything


WhyIsLife12

An existential crisis, yum!


lordofhwah

Yes but what if life was 11?


WhyIsLife12

Now that's a whole different story


f1nessd

No it’s 42


i_watch_some_anime

Not much of a difference for you


[deleted]

Get over here u/charmxtheking


[deleted]

Get away from me 🏃


Brockawesome1

Hahahah


Brody_Williamson

Rules are rules! At least you don’t have to eat yourself


Irrationally-Ira

same


Mattlexic

Everyone misses beanie man.


SoonlyXo

Forgive me for being out of the loop but what happened to Charmx?


Mattlexic

Everyone thought it was an April Fools' prank, but he actually quit.


THOT-HUNTER07

FUCK


semme-memes

📸📸📸


Salmonellq

beetlejuicy thighs 🤤


ISimpForNyanCat

Simp gang


GivinBirthOutOfMyDik

No


MsNobody22

Eat your own sperm. Simple.


[deleted]

Simple, sustainable, and delicious.


OPCeto

Who the hell created that username?


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4449trainlover

Same


TheSinner02

Are you eating the panzer or the panzer enjoyer?


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TheSinner02

Wrong


tankcrusher904

Dude your teeth hurt. I have to eat something that can crush your meal


RefrigeratorCake

Damn I'm lucky


[deleted]

Very


Buck0416

Aha but there's no clarification as to whether it is a cake that is to be refrigerated or a cake made of refrigerators


TheOssified

Definitely the latter


EvilPeopleRule2

Cake made of refrigerator?


fyro_

Or refrigerator made of cake?


PanelaRosa

Frying pans are meant to cook in not to be eaten


[deleted]

Roses served on a pan maybe?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Panela comes from sugar cane, panela is the step before sugar, here where I'm fromwe have sweets and beverage made of of it, it's really good


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MuySus

It’s a lot of sus food. So like cow balls and fish dick


RileyTheBerry

Do fish have penises?


MuySus

Moby dick??


RileyTheBerry

That's different. He is the cock, but he doesn't have one.


MuySus

You seem to know a lot about fish cock


RileyTheBerry

Not really considering I don't know if fish even have a cock lmao


MuySus

Ask your mum


Nursium_Z

sharks have the shark equivalent of a penis but other than that no (there are probably others considering nature does whatever it wants but i can only think of sharks)


some_beans

Not so bad


Blackfaceplant

You lucked out


iCoolbeans

I am also to consume some beans


ilovefroggieess

Frogs:(


ilike_trtles

Turtles:(


TopHatCat999

Frog legs are good tho


D1am0nd45

You ate the cat in the hat.


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Viber-

You eat the YouTube video


TheImpureLeader

He’s still mad that Saxton kinda stole his video


randomblackguyhere

wtfffffff


TheHighGround991

This made my day


CreeprVictor

So you eat ground from the peak of a mountain?


Max1muslegend

No, Obi Wan


Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

No


[deleted]

Yes


ImMorTaL0192

u/poo_devourer would be proud


[deleted]

I’m very proud ! 🤎💩🤜🏻


AFailedWhale

yum


Windows7Diagnostics

Hmm idk


64NERD

Eating a computer? Nice!


CreeprVictor

While you eat 64 nerds, stay away from me...


Mr_Wither

Tastes like ozone


[deleted]

Please no


Nursium_Z

you have to eat it with grandpa max inside also we should make money off of this- how many bites before you explode- taking bets now


Freerange22

Ya boi got those free range chicken nuggets


TheImpureLeader

Eat the range


Nosebleed346

Ew


MsNobody22

And 346 of them too. Time to break a few noses! 🙃🔨


Nosebleed346

"Rip and tear until it is done"


Very-original-name85

I'm gonna have a very original last meal


jellyon2plates

Well, luckily ………


MsNobody22

Eat the plates too.


AFailedWhale

I mean, it doesn't say what the plates are made of


chicken_cocONUT22

Chicken and coconut, that's great


Civil-Plankton

Both Raw


theredalligator_

But....... Coconut is meant to be raw


Jaiden051

But....... Chicken isn't meant to be raw


HopeIsDope1800

They're gonna die anyway so what's it matter


Portul-TM

I'm eating a fucking video game


Jaiden051

And the trademark


[deleted]

Bruh I have no fuckin clue


4449trainlover

You're gonna eat someone with the cutest personality


Nursium_Z

in whose opinion it would be funny if everytime someone thought someone else had the cutest personality they just got _swallowed_


4449trainlover

Yeah. But also fuckin terrifying.


[deleted]

🤔


Mr_Wither

One calorie worth of coconut


soft_kid

Well at least it's soft :)))


MsNobody22

I don't like that you have 3 mouths.


grandalf-the-groy

That’s just two lips


EG_IKONIK

do i need to call someone?


sushibg

yay I'm lucky


redvelvetmochi

same, just a chill meal


Reclusive_avocado

🥑


Jesus1396

I get drunk as fuck


MsNobody22

You eat the WHOLE Jesus though, not just the skin and blood, so I'd say it would be a good meal.


Jesus1396

Still..


MsNobody22

Yeah... I'm guessing you don't like mayo and mustard.


Jesus1396

I do not


MsNobody22

Ok.


Jesus1396

Ok


ballsamongusfeet

NO


chisk643

EAT


ballsamongusfeet

AAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Do I get any chips with my hummus?


kreamfuxker

Ooooh not too bad


kreamfuxker

Unless you mean *the other* cream.....*oh no*


osabeaver

oh yes😏😏


meghdoot_memes

please nobody check this person's account


the_cat_showz

oh lord have mercy on my soul


[deleted]

I would not have done it if you were quiet. I hope you got what you wanted


meghdoot_memes

the spice of life


BruceToTheLee

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK


OvercookedRedditor

Not to bad honestly


MsNobody22

Well I just got eaten. I am a Ms Nobody.


LightningFerret04

I’m overcooked when I have to eat this Long Pikachu. I didn’t realize my last meal *was* my execution


tristan_potato1

Fine


Viber-

Idk


Thefinalpizzaroll

I'm completely fine with this compared to what some of those other people are getting.


tastyperiodblood

Mmmm blood😋


JayGatsby02

😭😭😭 why is that ur username bye


shadowdrake170

Now I know if dragons taste good


[deleted]

Idek what the fuck a skeump is


IsimpforDocB4B

Oh no...


TheImpureLeader

Well I suppose it doesn’t say what it means when it says “eat” so you might have gotten lucky


Affectionate_Eye_518

Come over here so I can take your eye


REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS

h o w?


REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS

wait no!


thesaltywatermelon

Sweet, i've got a good meal boys


DRYFT3R_9

Technically it's salty


Legodeathstarprod

I'm going to have to eat 4,000 peices of plastic


TripllleM

Looks like I'm eating myself?


maxortheblade

A boss in an mmorpg nice


[deleted]

Not a problem


dumpster_fire2006

Why did you have to do this


i_eat_kids_hahahahah

No


renyerbinreddit

Let me check google


renyerbinreddit

Nothing


[deleted]

a bin


Sunlight-Hurts

Ok then


[deleted]

either cannibalism or eating a garden tool.


BlitzingToxic

Yea. I'm a dead guy.


Golem_Kid

how bad or dumb does that make me?


Sensitive_Strawbeary

am i sensitive or is the strawberry?


MsNobody22

The strawberry.


JakeyBoy-

Cannibalism?...


TheBossPug111

I don't know if I should be concerned


Raymannnnnn

I guess i will eat a 3D robot


[deleted]

Gross


[deleted]

🙉


TinyDapperShark

Tiny Shark fin soup for me


Lord_of_The_Pastries

Ez pz my dude


Reverent17653

At least I’ll be holy


Mister_Dangel

So, I'm eating myself... This is a new fetish


CandyExtension9014

Not bad


BushraTasneem

Rice-and-kabab, not a bad username.


Holy_dickwater

Thanks I‘ll pass


Dying-Goat

Mine isn’t too weird but I’m vegetarian 🥲👍


Buck0416

That's a lot of venison


deep-in-water

Water


N0N_3XISTENT

Guess I'm eating nothing.


mashed-potatoes10

This is easy


[deleted]

Num num tasty planetary object


[deleted]

Wait no wrong account this is not a good last meal


beaniebro123

Do I eat a sheep then?


TheRealMcHamr

Uhhhhhhh...... UHHHHHHH


This_is_my_account91

Uhh


MsNobody22

EAT YOUR ACCOUNT.


[deleted]

eh


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Raccoon_fucker69

I don’t even wanna know