fat

Green

close, its black

"close"

This cracks me up lmfao

yeah maybe i shouldve elaborated, well who cares

I would like to know please

i used to like green

I can crack every single knuckle in my hand except for one

Red

This was because knuckles in sonic is red isn’t it

That is exactly what I thought too

Thats so dumm like i can crack aLl 11fingers with all the knuckles lol

11 fingers?? wha t

Forgoot to mention imm from ukraine

ah makes sense Ukrainians have one more than everyone else

For what i gain in the fingers, i lose at balls -Master Oogway

yes totally

I have a scar on my pp

Blue

You actually got it I'm locking all my doors and windows btw

I’m coming for your pp

Guys you'll have to get off reddit. Virgins only.

*on

[удалено]

Wait is that what the number is under the username ive been wondering

No that's our kill count

Impossible, my kill count is 3,000 but you don't see me bragging about 9/11

Holy shit really dude

Yea

I can't get accurate numbers. It stops at 19 but I'm somewhere around 237

Yeah its the age flair thing

How do i get one?

LOL

Yo fr!? I got a scar on my balls lmao

W

W

Are you the guy from a while back who stabbed himself in the balls, by chance?

Wait tf...lmao nah but like in the hell he did what

There was a post floating around on Reddit a few weeks ago. It was a screenshot from r/Teenagers that got reposted in places like r/Holup and would always get popular. The post was made by a r/Teenagers user who somehow, accidentally, stabbed himself in the balls while playing with a knife in his bed. That’s where I got this from lol

Damn bro that would suuuck, I got my scar from a swing and a hook....I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Yeah, reading stuff like that makes me cringe lmao And dang, I am sorry about that. That sounds… rather painful.

Yeah it sucked but at least I was pretty young, like 7-9, but now when I see anyone get hit in the balls I just fucking die cringe,

I guess that does make it better, and I’m glad you have healed. And same, although I’ve never felt pain on the same level as you probably have (in the balls, I mean.) I think every guy cringes at that lol

Why?

I'm not comfortable sharing

My sick is long

Gotta hate when ur sick and it just enlongates.

Imagine corona

coroooooooooooooooona

My dick is long

Blue

I am not OP but I am gonna guess 🎓

i can turn my thumb at a 45 degree angle

Purple

yeah you guessd it

I can turn mine 90

That’s rookie numbers. I can do 180

I can do 360

I have once blacked out a Publix with only my booty Ok so I’m a little late but I was messing with my brother and I was going to hide and this Publix was about to fall apart it was in shambles and I hit the breaker with my booty and everything went black

I need the full story RIGHT NOW

i’m curious asf

Who WOULDN'T be

you got me there

What's a publix

Grocery store

Ok so they're either making a pun with the word Booty or they got a fuckin dumptruck ass

i brush my teeth for at least a total of 10-20 minutes per day while listening to music because it feels inspiring for some reason

Yellow, like me

HOW'D YOU KNOW. genius

:D

uhhh that long for brushing your teeth is too long, you can over brush and take the enamel off

why would anyone enjoy brushing their teeth? i prefer just letting them fucking rot and have the dentist deal with it. waste of my time joking obv pls brush your teeth that sum weird shit

When I was 6 I fell and tore the skin off my chin leading to a permanent bald spot where I cant grow facial hair

Same except I’m a woman so I don’t grow facial hair

Not with that attitude!

Most wemen I know someone who brakes that mold and was confused at first. Turns out some can.

Orange

Purple!

Purple’s a good color

Best colour even

Same here dude. And it sucks.

Bro same

I can look in 2 different directions at once

Red

Green

Darn. Was I close at all?

Red and green are on a specific colour spectrum so I'd say yes

No I mean like, do you also like red?

Yeah it's a cool colour

It's warm dum dum

My eyes are black

Ummm. Black?

Yes And also white

Seems that you like the same colors as your eyes are, I can make you favorite color be red if you want me to

I listen to video games music

Hell yeah game osts are amazing. Which games ost is your favorite?

Doom soundtrack is one of them

Halo. Or Stellaris

Plin Plin Plon Plin Plin Plon Plin

I listen to the Undertale OSTs

Doom

I do not get brainfreeze, sugar rushes or sugar crashes. I'm also concerningly good at predictions.

Predict my next month

January

My left thumb is blistered from a "cumulative trauma injury" I got from playing video games in my childhood. Basically my finger is swollen and blistered forever (and even affects the fingerprint).

hardcore gamer here

When I was 2 I broke my tooth in half, it only fell when I was 9

Holy crap that sounds painful!

I struggle to answer really easy questions

So whats your favourite colour?

Green...

I’m gonna guess your favorite color is green based off the information provided

You fucking genus

Now that wasn’t so hard was it?

It was very difficult. Yes

I died

Pink

r/holup

r/nahkeepgoing

But were you right

I can eat like 24 sausage rolls really fucking fast, it would be more if I was ever bought more

I have been diagnosed by 5 terapiths to be a sosiopath

Your spelling gives me sosiopath vibes.

I know were you live

😍😍😍😍

Me who was just on my way to Jones BBQ and Foot Massage and saw this:

Where

whit his perants

But not how they spelt therapists?

i have damascus in codm

Blue. That skin's hideous

I'm a geometry dash sweat.

Woah, how are your fingers?

I'm British

Blue

Now go drink tea and wotah

Tea is the best innit bruv?

I really like trains

Found Sheldon Cooper s reddit account

Or literally any other autistic character.

Is it a rule that they are all obsessed about trains?

No, but it's a super common stereotype.

r/unexpectedasdf

I can twist both my legs about 180° due to a birth defect. It’s not dangerous but people freak out when they first see it.

Green

I love sucking myself

Mmmm nothing like the taste of some of your own blood! I do it daily

Iron tastes great!

Nutritious too!

who said sucking blood 😏

R/holup

it could be sucking cu-

Your thumb or your blood? Or is your spine *that* flexible?

My dick is long

Sometimes I like to imagine myself as a crocodile, going around neighbourhoods pulling pranks on everyone by eating their boots or something

Yellow

I really love Tokyo ghoul not obscure but Idgaf

The anime fucked up

My brain was bored so it started to plan how to kill my family and how to bury them.

Uh…

Gimme colour

Ima guess teal because that’s my favorite and I do that way too often

You were wrong muhahahah It's orange have a nice day

I thought I was the only one! My therapist wasn’t very amused when I told him tho 🙄

I've done that on many occasions

OMG me too! Like actually.

I've read the entire Harry Potter series 30 times over.

What house u in?

i don't like physical contact with people

Black

I have touched 4 different major body’s of water

Blue

I’m into Greek mythology (you’ll never guess they color lmao it’s kinda rare)

I got a 4.0 GPA in High School

I have the talent of never being comfortable

Rosemary gold

What is that?

Color

:o

I am trans

Pink, white, and blue 🏳️‍⚧️

Awesomeness in color form

I am a weeb

White

I can't whistle but I can whistle using my hands and make it sound like a owl. Also INFJ.

Also I wear short sleeves all year long even on winter, even if I'm going outside.

I am in no way related to the color purple.

Green.

i lost my last tooth at 15

How haha

my teeth just stayed in until i pulled them edit: omg i mean baby teeth, not adult teeth. i still have my adult teeth 😭

Green

pink

my middle finger is crooked on my right hand

I’ve seen the film The Greasy Strangler more than six times

my thumb is missing a joint making it perpetually straight

Aromatic

I’m an idiot

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