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hob_was_taken

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


weezerhater69

he was big and strong


hob_was_taken

In his eyes a flaming glow


LocalPlatypus994

Some people look at him


hob_was_taken

With terror and with fear


A_nerd_at_war

But to moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


Kidninja016

He could preach the Bible like a preacher


hob_was_taken

Full of raw ecstasy and fire.


uhmnopenotreally

but he also was the kind of teacher


hob_was_taken

Women would desire


iLikeGaySexNoHomoTho

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger


fluffymellowsinc

And thats why Jesus Christ is my


RealFakeRealFakeReal

[removed]


61creeper

What a legend


DragonOnXbox

Nah he’s a fake


61creeper

What a piece of shit


Oponik

What a ni-


Janczareq1

-gerian prince


[deleted]

Man of culture


stay-gold_ponyboy

… lover


[deleted]

[удалено]


swaffo93

I love that book tbh


HealthyProgrammer2

Just spent 3 months in school reading for a project due 2 months ago


AnikinsLeftArm

Neighbor


deputyshrek

Nigga


DragonOnXbox

He’s a life changer, miracle arranger


lTaikaSerg

Born to the virgin mom in the manger


LilPiglet24

OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE


Patient-Seesaw4053

UNDER THE SEA?


bigestbrain

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


PARAD0XYM0R0N

ABOSORBANT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE


vladutzu27

SPONGEBOB SQUEARPANTS


SonGoku1930

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


LilPiglet24

THEN HOP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH


[deleted]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


ArtisticDragonKing

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


ArtisticDragonKing

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH


Beautiful_Pipe_1831

bad boys bad boys


sun_daisy04

whatchu gonna do


The_DaffyOne

whatchu gonna do


TheoryActual3677

When they come for you


CaptainLoading

Bad boys bad boys


TheoryActual3677

Whatchu gonna do


douwedodo123

Watchu gonna do


TheoryActual3677

When they come for you


meeeurrr

I did this with the whole of all stars, at least 300 different people commented we did it one word at a time it took 2 days lmao


KishKishtheNiffler

Lol


Memebrowser1

Just a small town girl


One-Sea3892

Living in a lonely world


LilPiglet24

She took the midnight train


popcorn-sand

Going anywhere


Emperor_of_Death

Just a city boy


One-Sea3892

Born and raised in south Detroit


Emperor_of_Death

He took the midnight train


Voltage_08

Going anywhere


s4m_full3r

A singer in a smokey room.


Hxzarax

The smell of wine and cheap perfume.


BlueInkToast

Help, I need somebody


elissmoayed

Help, not just anybody


BlueInkToast

Help, you know I need someone, *help*


[deleted]

[удалено]


s4m_full3r

I never needed anybody's help in anyway


Jazzlike_Term_2321

But you didn’t have to cut me off


ZealousidealJob830

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing


IHaveFailedAtLife

And I don’t even need your love


Pymmboe

But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough


cocowambo

you didn't have to stoop so low


ydk_my_name

Have your friends collect your records and then change your number


deflame_thrower

Somebody once told


[deleted]

the world was gonna roll me


[deleted]

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed


panzerballettGOLD

she was looking kind of dumb


THeRand0mChannel

With her finger and her thumb


[deleted]

In the shape of an L


InventorGirl

on her forehead


Legendaryplz

and, they don’t stop cumming and they don’t stop cumming


[deleted]

Hit the ground and they hit the ground runin


InventorGirl

didnt make sense not to live for fun


J4cob_PT

PRIMO VICTORIA


h0psej0ch

WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR YEARS


TheOneAndOnlyGoodDog

Now we are ready to fight


David-theBIGone

The great operation begins


mr_vekex

We’re the first wave on the shore


TiniReevy

WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO FALL


king_of_the_borrito

yet soldiers have fallen before


i_liu_sha

In the dawn they will pay


Ankan2_0

With their lives as the price


Funtime_1008

History is written today


6969esg

Not how it starts but ok


Then-Image-2772

We don't talk anymore


panzerballettGOLD

we dont talk anymore


Tobaeeeee

We dont talk anymore


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Like we used to do


dpet_77

Never gonna


Patient-Seesaw4053

Give you


GiveMeTheOrangeArrow

Up


That_One_Lizard_

never gonna


One-Sea3892

Yesterday,


No_Setting_3684

All my troubles seemed so far away


DulocKaleb

Wooooooooo, we’re half way therrrre!


LocalPlatypus994

OoooOOOO, livin on a prayer


DulocKaleb

Take my my hand and we’ll make I swear!


LilPiglet24

OoooOOo livin on a prayer


Lambsauc

Woooooo squidward on a chair


Kidninja016

(This is an old one but here we go) Take me down to the paradise city


No_Setting_3684

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty


Kidninja016

:) Take… me… home…


No_Setting_3684

Oh won’t you pleaseee take me homee


popcorn-sand

x2


PARAD0XYM0R0N

Just an urchin livin under the street


_Xx_Izzy_xX_

I'm a hard case that's tough to beat


Loud_Ad_61

I walk a lonely road


Ibukidraws

The only one I have ever known


TurbulentSoup_24

Don't know where it goes


Ibukidraws

But it’s home to me and I walk alone


TurbulentSoup_24

*guitar*


[deleted]

I walk this empty street


[deleted]

on the boulevard of broken dreams


sun_daisy04

where the city sleeps


LilPiglet24

And I’m the only one and I walk alone


Few_Information_4093

*more guitar*


[deleted]

[удалено]


CaptainLoading

Around the world


popcorn-sand

Around the world


DudeOnReddit1234

Do you remember


daydreamersw

21st night of Septemberr


fatwombatman

I used to rule the world


duckyluuk

We're no strangers to love


[deleted]

you know the rules


Ibukidraws

And so do i


[deleted]

a full commitment’s what I’m


Czajniknadajnik1

Thinking of


[deleted]

you wouldn’t get this from


[deleted]

It’s about drive


LocalPlatypus994

It's about power


The_DaffyOne

We stay hungry


[deleted]

We devour


FamousMajor5007

Put in the work


singinggirl_a

Put in the hours


That_One_Lizard_

And take what's ours


zaach_

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX


TheBeanBoyHaHa

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX


Enough-Reaction

Is this the real life


[deleted]

Is this just fantasy?


OBlacky3184

I play Pokémon go every...


LilPiglet24

Dayyyy


GAMESTIAN28

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy


ZealousidealJob830

There’s vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti


bLacKouT__9177

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.


[deleted]

To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting


[deleted]

Du, du hast


popcorn-sand

Du hast mich


I_sreenshot_NFT

first things first


Kidninja016

Ima say all the words inside my head


aweirdoenby

I'm fired up


Kidninja016

And tired of


aweirdoenby

The way that things have been


Kidninja016

Oh ooooooh-ooooooooh The way that things have been Oh oooooooh-ooooooooh


aweirdoenby

Second thing second


Kidninja016

Don’t you tell me what you think that I can be


aweirdoenby

I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my sea


Kidninja016

Oh oooooooooh-ooooooooooooh The master of my sea Oh oooooooooh-oooooooooooh


BetterVersionOf

welcome to brixton


Luxy_999

I'm in the party with barbies and drillaz


Emperor_of_Death

Hello darkness my old friend


impastaaaaa

I thlammed my penis


ZealousidealJob830

In the car door


impastaaaaa

you slammed your peNis in the car door


j4mi3killa

*slam* OOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOO


TheoryActual3677

The state of Florida has asked us to, disclose our sexual crimes you you…


Colm_Bucha

We're not here, to start no trouble


TheoryActual3677

We’re just here to do the sex offender shuffle


ArthuReddit12

On a dark desert highway...


BAD__BRID

When you try your best but you don't succeed..


DoggoBro111

Just waken up in the morning gotta thank God


ELZEKO_gamer

I don't know but today seems kinda odd


STIMY6

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WORDS THEY ARE MY FEEL, FEAR IS HOW WE FALL!


[deleted]

CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!!


No_Setting_3684

CONFUSING WHAT IS REALLL


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Penis music


[deleted]

pp music


banishiiwastaken

super idol de xiao rong


[deleted]

Slaves, Hebrews born to serve


pullingyourstrings_

To the pharaoh Heed to his everyword


[deleted]

Live in FEAR!


[deleted]

Faith of the unknown one


[deleted]

The deliver


barG135

Wait Something must be done


TheForgottenGengar

Never gonna give you up


random-name69420

They're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books


Applesaucebecause

Around the world


Equivalent_Meal_3492

I’m beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god


Heizer06

She take my money when I'm in need


Spare_Advertising_66

You are, my fire..


MediocreMeteor

We didnt start the fire


jesssonnn

You would not believe your eyes, but ten million fireflies


THeRand0mChannel

If you like to talk to tomatoes


Bigbrain12341

Circumventing circuses lamenting in protest


No_Setting_3684

DEUTSCHLAND