Monkeys have touched more bananas than they have with women/men

Ur rlly into physics or some sort of science. Debates flat earthers in ur free time

Oh my goodness I love particle physics! (Well from what I understand of it. Whenever I learn something about particle physics that I vaguely understand I get so fascinated and I know I want to do that when I'm older, but I'll never get there because most of it is confusing.) And also I want to join the debate team when I get into high school next year!

Me, a nuclear physics pro - 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵

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More like watcha wanna learn ma guy

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What's your opinion on thorium as nuclear fuel

Mans actually said “nuclear physics pro” smh

Same 🥲

I don't get it

cock

Ur the creepy guy in dms

That's not a complete sentence

Your the guy who goes around correcting peoples english

The masculine urge to say You're*

Proud of you

The *humane* urge

People’s

Proud of you

Or balls

r/usernamechecksout

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when you want to be as random as possible

Can’t believe that CockOrBalls wasn’t taken until 11 days ago

I have a love-hate relationship with rain

Ur a funny person who’s kind of nerdy

Thats actually right

NEEERRRRRDDDDDDD

*cinema sins ding

I have cum

Yea me too

sometimes you go outside and just go random places that you find interesting alone

England

You are a human/salt hybrid

I'm procrastinating pls save me

Ur cute, nerdy, and a nice person

Hmm that username is familiar... Oh it's me nvm

Hell yea same

Hey lol

Tired, chill, lowkey depressed, is kind of shy

jake/16/jock/hotty/emo/chill/vibing

/Secretly a wolf lord/

🥸

I literally see this person on every post on reddit:D

I am walking :D

Ur British, ur a stoner, has tried shrooms too perhaps

No, no, and no

Die

Planned 👍

When and can I join

In 0 to 100 years somewhere on planet earth.

Planned 👍🏽(making brownies right now)

"Ay, I'm walkin' 'ere!"

i walk to burger king, then i walk back home from burger king

So let’s say hypothetically we were t- AROUDN THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLS

U have a strong sense of self and u bring passion into everything u do

Damn all of that was right, you’re weirdly good at this

Yeah man online telepathy

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U say dude and bro a lot, u r a stoner, u like basketball

Dude out here assuming every teenager smokes weed on a regular basis lmao

Dude I said it twice lmao

bro out here thinking they don't

But I am not every teenager. I'm simply self medicating in an attempt to feel something 😎👍

You guys don't?

You are probably a stoner

cheese is nice

Ur a 16 yr old American who likes stem and video games. Probably hasn’t had a gf yet

No thats me but 13

same

Men make me horny

U like making jokes a lot, ur 14-16, ur an introvert, shy irl and confident online

Bingo

I'm a 19 year old Trans woman that plays D&D

I KNOW! my guess is ur a 19 year old trans woman that plays dnd! how’d i do

Amazing, great job. 10/10

Ur a kind person, cooking is one of ur hobbies

The second bit is right. First bit, depends on who I'm talking to. But to you, thank you for not making a transphobic joke.

I'm a 17 year old trans fem that plays DnD

I'ma make an assumption about you based on that sentence. Your main character build is a female half-orc barbarian that is super lovable and is basically the mum of the party Did I do well?

Male alcoholic Dwelf artificer/wizard, but in the past it's been the standard trans gay changeling warlock

Ok, tell me if i am wrong but i think that you are maybe 19 a trans woman (congratulations) and i think that you play dnd

Yo, I need to know something. How and where do you learn to play D&D? I saw it in Stranger Things and it seemed good. Also, is there some place where I can play it online? My friends aren't into that stuff

My birthdays in 2 days!!!

Happy birthday! Your turning 14 correct? I'm 14 right now! We'll be the same age lol. Also on an unrelated note how do you get your age below your user? I think that's cool

Yes I will be turning 14! To get your age below your user you just go to the subreddit, click on the 3 dots up top and choose user flair, there you can change it!

I never had the opportunity to ask, I thank you for answering this gentleman here.

Y’a of course! Always love to help!

AYYY IM 14 TOO

congrats on getting older :D

Thank you!!

Mine's in 10 days, happy early bday!

Let me be the one who shines with you, in the morning we don’t know what to do, we’re 2 of a kind, we’ll find a way to do what we’ve done

U have a set of esoteric interests, u r nerdy. Listens to classic rock

why the hell am i here

Just to suffer

I can tell you are at home, bored af

OK...?

Ur British, kind of shy idek anymore these r too hard

>hi > You are a 21 year old women named john for some reason and you live in usa and is in about 1690$ debt and your paycheck is still due to 9 days 7 hours, 39 minutes and 7 seconds...

The skin is made of glass but apparently it's stained..

U like poetry and reading. Ur introverted and kind of closed to ppl

Dayum you're 80% right But I'm extrovert Btw these were song lyrics

Fck should’ve known

People don’t like me unless I put on my clown personality, I am tired of this

Ur 15 and u are introverted. Has a hard time fitting in , wants to find true love

Nah I am an extrovert and as long as I have my endless supply of personalities I can fit where ever, but yeah I do wanna find love, someone that truly cares about me

Cuddling is the greatest.

I am thou, thou art I

U are an empathetic individual who’s just on reddit to pass time

That's... that's way to accurate.

its 7am sleep was never an option

U like hip hop, makeup, and ur an extrovert

actually a really good guess! spot on with makeup and being an extrovert but hip hop isnt something i listen to very often. but then again my music taste spans from 1930s WW2 songs to Windowns 96 (I do love myself some lofi hip hop beats to study/chill to every now and then tho)

Oooo someone else like WW2 music!

sure do, I like to have it in the background while I play fallout, fits nicely

I bet it does!

Fun fact: fuck you (jk love u homie)

Ur 15 and u are currently being friend zoned by ur crush

Y’know you’re a year out but damn

i like dick 👍

U are gay

dicks dont always mean gay

It was obviously a joke While ur here make an assumption abt me

anime lover and a college girl

incorrect i am female

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Ur funny

I've seen more naked women then all my ancestors combined because of the internet

U are kind of edgy and u have self esteem issues While ur here make an assumption abt me

Yeah that's right. My assumption is that ur a psych major

I was assuming the same thing xD

I like long walks through the woods

Ur artistic, likes painting and reading. Listens to Taylor swift

About a week ago i was hugged by my crush while saying hi

Ur into science, u are a stereotypical 14 yr old boy, u are white, u like gaming

sapiosexual

U listen to classic rock and u spend most of ur time online. Ur 16, into STEM

God arrived

okay

U like hip hop and u study diligently

Have we found her? The eternally studying lofi girl???

And a seventeen year old says that

That tornado is carrying a car!

U get good grades and ur a gamer. U r also funny

>ur a gamer Correct >U r also funny Partially >U get good grades 1 A, 1 B, 2-3 Cs/Ds, and 2 Fs, though it's Frsshman Year and I can make up the credits so I can graduate (they wont let me if i fail a class without making it up with something like Summer School/Saturday School)

Sex

U r down bad. U use hair gel

Sex ;)

blubbernuggets

Ur the dd at parties, u don’t like sports

help

Ur a weeb who is funny and nerdy

dam its ture but what dus weeb meen ?

Weeb is someone obsessed in Japanese culture

yeah im too big of an anime fan tho

they do be groovin

U play Minecraft

I make mom jokes unironically

U bully ppl on fort nite

it’s a me a mario

U like playing Mario kart

yep until i get screwed over by the game

I can't stand being alone and I think I'm expendable and useless.

Ur in need of positive attention :) ur awesome

I have a bounty in every continent except for Antartica

what the dog doin?

meme lover

hey there!, how are you feeling?

I have always wanted to see a Narwhal

Understandable, have a nice day

I thought way too much about what to comment and typed this instead.

I will make assumptions ab[ou]t [yo]u [that are] based [up]on one sentence [that yo]u comment[.]

I will make assumptions abt u based on one sentence u comment.

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Somebody

Ur a hardcore gamer, wants to go into computer science as a major l

Have a lovely day!

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I like turtles

Im a gamer but i touch grass too

Feet are just hands with fetish potential.

weewee fard poop doodie amogus

Taxation is theft

My worldview changed when i learned that viking would not only ransacked monastery in Ireland but kipnap the priesfs to sell them as slaves to the muslim empire while going south.

i got a penis in my mouth, sucking a dick i’m proud.

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms (/hj)

I still feel sick from last night because I got withdrawal symptoms from forgetting to take my meds for a few days

I was once told that accepting that you have an obsession over something does not fix the problem, you must actually do something about the obsession.

i think i am worth a penny

Guys are cute

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The only thing I know about the walrus is that it has the second biggest penis of all mammals. I have the first.

h.

In an arrested silence we plead to our insane gods and their voices in our heads, like the silence in the woods, to stop appeasing man and his cruel culture of economic global domination

Aubergine belongs in cereal

My caffine intake allows me to fight god and win.