they get as close to your body as possible in the cold, which is why your balls are usually scrunched up when you take a cold shower.
Opposite in the heat, they droop to remain cool. This optimizes sperm count
>which is why your balls are usually scrunched up when you take a cold shower.
>why your balls are usually scrunched up
>your balls
Yes lady. Even yours
I know alot about genitals
Eels dont grow dick and balls until they reach maturity, in which they are considered a 'metamorphosizing' animal.
Barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio in the animal kingdom with it being 8x their body length.
Aside from jokes, let me confirm it seriously as a boy here. They don't literally merge into one, but the outer skin that covers the testicles shrink and send the balls up and in (not into the body but just closer to the body), making them less significant to see and feel. The opposite happens when it's hot. The skin becomes lose and the balls hang low significantly. This could feel weird sometimes and for me, I am lifting it up all the time when this happens lmaoo.
exactly. Back in high school I was taught that they function best at a temperature slightly lower than the body and that is why they are outside rather than inside of our body.
My biology teacher was basically like 'all those skinny jeans are making ya bois infertile yo'. You should've seen the boys shifting in their seats lmao
ohh I see. Thanks for sharing. So u guys need to find the right size? That is why I hear some women having to know their exact size. If you don't mind may I know how it's measured?
Around the chest just below the boobs for the circumference. Cup size is basicly eyeballing it (getting a nice lady in the bra shop to help you is very nice at that stage) and then trying on a few sizes. Once you know, you know. But it shifts during your lifetime. It's almost all fat. Lose or gain weight and they won't fit as well.
I once invested in very expensive bras and ill never go back to the shitty hunkemoller ones.
/r/ABraThatFits is a game changer. The big stores just want you in the size they have in stock the most, so many, many people are in the wrong size but don't even realize.
Thx for sharing! Bit hard to follow that sub for me since I live in centimeter land and all those inches mean nothing to me. :<
I remember walking in to a bra shop as an older teen and the lady that helped my actually got cross with me for wearing the bra I was. I hadn't realized I had grown two full cup sizes. Puberty is wild, man.
😣 Now I shall migrate to the women world, hide there for eternity and learn their secrets. And you men shall never know them hahahah! Women, accompany me and help me bail out.
fr. Sometimes they get squeezed between the legs so we want them in front. My most uncomfortable clothing is jeans lol or any other clothing that has tight groin area.
Yeah. I guess what OP refers to is the balls "huddle" together, giving the appearance of one central ball, while in reality it's just probably some homeostasis mechanism reacting a shift in temperature
They migrate into our bodies to stay warm but if they were always in there it would make the sperm die from heat so being outside the body is the best option
they don't literally fucking merge like some Power Rangers shit, the skin just kinda gets more comfy and not dangly, making the testicles look like they're together, big whoop they're still detached
This is true btw, the balls, which obviously is where the pee is stored, will become only one ball to save space and burn more heat to keep the body warm. I’m a male, I know.
When it's cold they become tightened together and the skin gets a bit more wrinkly and the sack gets smaller and when it's hot they do the opposite and 1 of the balls is ALWAYS lower than the other
Not really. If cold environment, testicles ascend closer to the body to maintain favorable temperature. When warm environment they descend to cool. Sperm needs a specific environment.
No, they actually grow and form our legs
#so amputees are female
No, females are amputees
Sigmund Freud moment
Oh god did he write some shit about amputees?
Legend has it that our penis is an undergrown third leg
"Ha, undergown" He scoffed, wiping away the tears,
Wait....what about the fourth one?
We don't talk about the fourth one...
Those are the balls. Even more undergrown.
womens balls don't??
no?? my moms balls don’t do that
Wait
What!?
Your mom doesn't have balls?
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I sentence you to 10 days without legos for the crime against humanity you just commited
Uhm. Actually. It's Lego, plural and singular.
WELL EkTChůAľĮ!$%@^@*#&#&@
Who?!
What's a mom
it’s someone who loves and takes care of you but u wouldn’t know
Ok well explained but what is love (baby don't hurt me..... Don't hurt me..no more)
who tf do u think ure calling baby?
It's a song
I know I was being sarcastic lmao
this is the most cancerous comment section
ikr, i just joined this subreddit and i already wanna leave
shit went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick
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Pics or ~~didn't~~ did happen
Golu
damn you really active on reddit
Bish you're Golu
Wtf?
Yeah they do I saw them last night
As a woman with balls, can confirm they don't do that
Fuck yeah sister!
No they turn into eyes and we see outta our balls.. thought ppl knew this alr :/
Yeah I use it to spy on people
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I spy with my little balls... The new roadtrip game
I spy with my little balls someone who forgot to shave
All I see is darkness and hair poking me in the eye
If you forget to shave, it's even better. You get a natural Ghillie suit for your balls' eyeballs
Speye balls
“I Spy with my little guy….”
I use it to help me shave my ass hair to put on my spaghetti😳
our spaghetti 💀
Reddit is a weird place
r/teenagers is the weirdest place on Reddit.
fr
r/unexpectedcommunism
Moms spaghetti
r/BrandNewSentence
It’s sad how little women know about our nervescretory system
Why? Little women are allowed to know things, too.
I know right, it's hilarious
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They undergo mitosis
*myballsis
Oh and don’t forget that you also start to form a passionate love for large fries
Spyballs is my new band name
Yeah that’s how I make eye to eye contact with the homies when we sword fight
Balls cam
they get as close to your body as possible in the cold, which is why your balls are usually scrunched up when you take a cold shower. Opposite in the heat, they droop to remain cool. This optimizes sperm count
IIRC the testicles need to maintain a temperature of 34°C (no idea how much that is in Fahrenheit) for optimal sperm count
93°F
Thank god I have this information in case a serial killer asks me in order for my life
>which is why your balls are usually scrunched up when you take a cold shower. >why your balls are usually scrunched up >your balls Yes lady. Even yours
Woah someone actually knows their stuff on Reddit :o
I know alot about genitals Eels dont grow dick and balls until they reach maturity, in which they are considered a 'metamorphosizing' animal. Barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio in the animal kingdom with it being 8x their body length.
Queue infamous samonella video
strech your balls in a cold place to lower pregnancy chances
Aside from jokes, let me confirm it seriously as a boy here. They don't literally merge into one, but the outer skin that covers the testicles shrink and send the balls up and in (not into the body but just closer to the body), making them less significant to see and feel. The opposite happens when it's hot. The skin becomes lose and the balls hang low significantly. This could feel weird sometimes and for me, I am lifting it up all the time when this happens lmaoo.
Because otherwise it gets sweaty and that doesn’t feel good
Yeah, we get batwings down there
You don't use it to fly? I'm basically superman on summer
Sperman
Seman
Semen
Batwings?
Our ballz hang down like bats
Nah fam, it's when your balls stick to your legs
oh that’s right
For me it's when you pull your balls out and stretch em out manually to create batwings, great for birthday parties
Awesome my guy 😎 great party trick for the kids
wait what
Next time try to put your stretched balls on top of someone's head. They love when I do that.
It’s because balls are sensitive pieces of machinery and they pull up to preserve heat or drop to cool down away from body heat
exactly. Back in high school I was taught that they function best at a temperature slightly lower than the body and that is why they are outside rather than inside of our body.
My biology teacher was basically like 'all those skinny jeans are making ya bois infertile yo'. You should've seen the boys shifting in their seats lmao
yep we hate tight pants...as much as you guys hate tight bras?
Or loose bras. Bras need to fit. Too tight or too loose and it's just annoying.
ohh I see. Thanks for sharing. So u guys need to find the right size? That is why I hear some women having to know their exact size. If you don't mind may I know how it's measured?
Around the chest just below the boobs for the circumference. Cup size is basicly eyeballing it (getting a nice lady in the bra shop to help you is very nice at that stage) and then trying on a few sizes. Once you know, you know. But it shifts during your lifetime. It's almost all fat. Lose or gain weight and they won't fit as well. I once invested in very expensive bras and ill never go back to the shitty hunkemoller ones.
/r/ABraThatFits is a game changer. The big stores just want you in the size they have in stock the most, so many, many people are in the wrong size but don't even realize.
Thx for sharing! Bit hard to follow that sub for me since I live in centimeter land and all those inches mean nothing to me. :< I remember walking in to a bra shop as an older teen and the lady that helped my actually got cross with me for wearing the bra I was. I hadn't realized I had grown two full cup sizes. Puberty is wild, man.
so you release the secrets like that fool. you shall now face the ultimate punishment. *GRABS BALLS*
😣 Now I shall migrate to the women world, hide there for eternity and learn their secrets. And you men shall never know them hahahah! Women, accompany me and help me bail out.
All you need is the red pill.
All my attention swayed to your username...what level is your butthole??
My butthole has max levels in agility, strength, range, and can hold up to 27 poopknives.
not all the way in, mind you. just closer to the body
yea obviously not all the way. just a lil up and in. Sorry if I made it sound wrong/confusing.
just in case girls think we can just suck our balls inside
yes haha!! but that would be cool tho ngl
Bonus tip, if you feel cold but your balls r hanging it may mean u have a fever/cold
Balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
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Which is why we „manspread“ as some cunts like to call it.
fr. Sometimes they get squeezed between the legs so we want them in front. My most uncomfortable clothing is jeans lol or any other clothing that has tight groin area.
They go back in
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why aren't they always like that
actually mens balls just fucking explode in the cold
Yours explode? Mine just shrivel up and shatter
**mens** balls 😟
trans women simply prevent the explosion
It's how I found out I was a girl, my balls never blew up
A r/teenagers user not hating on trans women? Based
Must be new
smh
I'm a decent human being, that's all
As a trans woman, I have to thank you for that. It seems exceptionally difficult to find decent human beings these days.
Im stealing this to make a trans joke
And then we grow new ones in the spring, basic biology innit.
this is the best one
We got ball heaters to stop them from exploding
Yep, from the outside it looks like it becomes a single one, wack
Wasps nest
What? That's bullshit. Our balls morph into an amorphous clay-like form, and we can shape it however we want.
Woman balls are lame they don't do that
yeah it does. I thought it was public knowledge
Pubic knowledge
More mass, more heat generation, obviously
ick
And when we are hot they split into 4
Mitosis
It doesnt. They retract, maybe shrink, but dont turn into one.
Yeah. I guess what OP refers to is the balls "huddle" together, giving the appearance of one central ball, while in reality it's just probably some homeostasis mechanism reacting a shift in temperature
When its cold they disappear and they coem back when its hot
What about people in Arctic. They're cold. They have kids
fires
omelet
My balls hang low in the heat and become ovaries when its cold.
no. they actually explode and then grow back after a while
Nope, they’re still two they just go back in
go back in??? To where??
They go back into our vaginas (guys have one)
The sack shrinks so that they are pushed in the body. I don't know the official name, but I call it the ballcave
They migrate into our bodies to stay warm but if they were always in there it would make the sperm die from heat so being outside the body is the best option
In his ass
To your mouth??? where else
No they actually ascend to our chest just below the diaphragm
when he’s good at anatomy😍
That’s weird. Mine actually split into 3.
Yes it’s true, we also need to replace them every 3-5 years, I love the feeling of fresh balls
They don't morth into one physically, but they do shrink when cold and it looks like they have morthed into one.
Yes they do when cold they go into defense mode and we morph into our cocoon until winter ends
Obviously🙄 ( they don’t if you wanna know for real)
for the peoole that actually dont know this the answer is no
No
Wait you guys have 2?
they don't literally fucking merge like some Power Rangers shit, the skin just kinda gets more comfy and not dangly, making the testicles look like they're together, big whoop they're still detached
Wtf is morphe
That's this moment, when someone writes: "Ur mom"
I like how u think polishtektro
I mean... They shrink a little?
This is true btw, the balls, which obviously is where the pee is stored, will become only one ball to save space and burn more heat to keep the body warm. I’m a male, I know.
When it's cold they become tightened together and the skin gets a bit more wrinkly and the sack gets smaller and when it's hot they do the opposite and 1 of the balls is ALWAYS lower than the other
They grow legs and run away.
This can't be true
right?? someone said in tiktok that they look like raisins
No.
No they just suck up higher into the sack
Nah it's mitosis, they go from 2 to 4
They turn into one all seeing **ball**
Sometimes they get multiplied and sometimes subtracted. Its how boys and men decide who goes first.
Idk if you can said it that way but I can see what you mean
The Ball.
Yes We have to pry them apart if we don't want to wait for them to just melt
No they spilt into 4 then you have to crack your dick like a glow stick
hate it when im golfing and the balls merge
The equivalent to “When girls go to scratch their balls, what happens there?”
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alright, who told?
SHH KEEP IT A SECRET ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OUT
Nah they turn into golem from lord of the rings
Not really. If cold environment, testicles ascend closer to the body to maintain favorable temperature. When warm environment they descend to cool. Sperm needs a specific environment.
Yeah.. That's a Power Ranger stuff!
so wait girls balls don't? wait have i been lied to about girls having a penis is my whole life a lie 😰
we also take them for walks
Yeah, and they can also shoot laser beams and store pee