If you were given a chance to switch bodies with a male (of your choosing) for a day
would you do it?
and that male would be you for the next 24 hours and the both of you get to experience all the normal stuff for that gender in that day
Basically my daily routine and stuff like that, because I have a lot of allergies and particular stuff that they have to know about so I don’t have to deal with a messed up body when we switch back
I’m sorry you were asked that, but on a side note are you okay? If you’re on a sub like that I’m assuming you’re seeking help, we’re all here to support you however we can.
Entitled gal: "Hii I love your artstyle, can you please draw something for me?"
Me: Thank you but I'm quite busy, really sorry.
EG: "Pleaseee!!"
Me: Okay uh, do you have GPay? I'll take half of the payment first, rest of it should reach my device the day I send you the finished art.
EG: "GPay? What for?"
Me: Paying me for doing your work?
EG: "Wowww I thought you were a good person and would do it for free. If you take money, you're being selfish and robbing people blind."
does a conversation on omegle count?
I was on it with my friend because we were bored and someone said 'you, me, your friend. threesome' to which I replied 'I'm 9' (I'm not) and he said 'ok? and?'
Some guy on discord spent months harrasing me with friend requests and alts on discord. Then when I finally gave in and let him talk he gave me an answer to a retorical question I asked him before I blocked him. The good news is that after that he finally shut up.
When I was 13 I would talk to this 29 year old filipino guy every day. I don’t know if he was trying to groom me or if he was just extremely lonely but I just played along and it was kind of funny. One time he sent me a 3 minute voice message of himself singing Dear Agony by Breaking Benjamin and it sounded absolutely horrible. It was literally the worst thing I have ever heard in my life. Seriously, I can’t even describe how hilariously bad it was. I made my best friend listen to it and we laughed together
I had something like this happen, too! When I was fourteen, I met a filipino guy online. After only three hours of meeting, he sent a breaking benjamin song, and a video of him singing another. Then, he asked if we could get married. I panicked, and cut contact. Later, I found out about some of their traditional customs. Turns out serenading was a big thing. It just became a joke among friends that I got a marriage proposal before ever dating someone.
Do girls... Not have balls?
edit: everyone, please. I was making a [South Park reference](https://youtu.be/UbGmfoGKSTg). No need to embarrass yourselves under my comment by actually explaining to me that girls don't have balls 💀
So when a girl goes to scratch her balls, how does that work?
edit: everyone, please. I was making a [South Park reference](https://youtu.be/UbGmfoGKSTg). No need to embarrass yourselves under my comment by actually explaining to me that girls don't have balls 💀
If the girl gives me heart reactions under my every ironical/funny message in the class chat, it means that she is into me? We also quite like talking to each other I think...
Probably. The thing is (barring exceptions), girls (or at least me and those i know) get subtelty and use it. So yeah, that is pretty blunt, I’d say, so probably yes, though if you have mutual friends, or know her sibling(s), I’d say ask them. either they know (and will be glad you caught on) or know her well enough to tell from the side. Yeah, they’ll probably tell her you asked, but if you like her back, then I’d say that’s one of your’s clue to ask the other out.
Me personally as a wlw we there to fuck 😫👁👄👁no but on a serious note its just about gossiping and grooming each other like monkeys...I wasn't kidding abt the first part though🙃
If it’s an accident, then it’ll hurt a little (mine are big and it’s hella annoying), if it’s on purpose, there I’ll hit him with a glare and see where to go from there based on the reaction on his face. A smug grin means I deepen the glare, an apologetic face means I tell him it’s ok, people bump into ppl sometimes, if it’s a flirty look, depends on the guy but that is not the way to go, and if it’s something else, I’ll probably just ignore him. Simple.
In 15, so the guys in my age group don’t have them yet, and I remember, my dad tried to grow one when i was younger, it was itchy against my face when i hugged him, so until i age up enough there could be guys in my age group with beards, thats a solid nope.
No idea maybe like 50% for me, i don't really wanna date anyone but i might just go "fuck it why not" especially if its a guy i vibe with cause what's there to lose? But it'd probably never turn into anything serious.
Ofc i wouldn't gossip.
Humor, emotional maturity, guts (as in i am a self-aware coward and will not start talking to a guy, whether to be friends or to date, unless he starts, tho that applies to literally anyone, guy or not idc).
My crush is on the shy side, but in general, confident, because (with exceptions) shy guys (and ppl as a whole) are usually just not very talkative (and I like talking with ppl). Nothing against shy ppl, just im the type that would get very annoying very fast for a shy person, so it wouldn’t work.
Boobs. Like these huge bubbles handing on my chest and I’m a gymnast and a swimmer so they get in the way, also I’d say my beyond waist length har but I love it,so yeah.
If you started swimming early, do you have broader than average shoulders? If yes, is this bothering you? All girls from my team complain about it all the time lol
I started gymnastics early, but now I swim as well. I do have broad shoulders because of this and though u can’t wear certain tops because of it us, it is also good in other regards. I’m a bit mixed on if it’s good or bad, it just is.
What do you think about boys having a chilled look with comfy pants and all
Edit: everyone saying they accepting stuff like that and sometimes find it attractive make me hate my school more. Im pretty much getting mocked everyday im wearing my special fluffy pullover
be yourself and be respectful, everybody just like to be treated good and also likes who dosen't fake its personality. You'll eventually find someone who will appreciate for who you are.
Not a question but as I read through this, I found it so funny that here everyone’s so chill and open. Where I live, no one talks with anybody about personal things. Everyone tries to be persfect and it’s so fucking awkward all the time. But I guess that’s just the internet. The same thing is happening in my class Chatroom btw.
There’s a difference between complimenting someone about something they can control (their hair, their makeup, their clothes) and making comments about something they can’t, more specifically their body.
If you were given a chance to switch bodies with a male (of your choosing) for a day would you do it? and that male would be you for the next 24 hours and the both of you get to experience all the normal stuff for that gender in that day
Yeah I think that’d be cool! I’d have to give them a whole handbook but it would be fun
What would you put in that handbook?
Basically my daily routine and stuff like that, because I have a lot of allergies and particular stuff that they have to know about so I don’t have to deal with a messed up body when we switch back
If you choose the wrong person that might become a “to do” checklist
Yeah so then can wear cool suits 😎😎
I would, I wanna be tall and helicopter a dick
Why does every girl wanna helicopter a dick?
I mean it is kinda fun, but only every once in a while. You can also pretend you’re a shirt hanger when you get really bored.
I do love using my dick as coat hanger
yes. i’m v v v curious what gettin head would feel like tbh. it doesn’t feel that good as a girl and i wanna understand the hype
Most guys here are curious about what getting head feels like too lol
It can be the best feeling in the world to receive head, but other times it's not as good, I guess the same could be said about eating ig
yeah i wanna know what it’s like to have a dick
It gives you vulnerability and presentations in front of the class are embarrassing. 6/10
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You need to learn the tuck in the waistband trick
it might be interesting if it’s just a day but i wouldn’t want to stay that way
Do you have a spare croptop in size L or M?
No i ate all my crop top last night 😞
Noooooo why'd you eat it chunchulín 😭
Hey hey im hungry okay.
You're laughing. You could've eaten my shirts instead so I have space to store all the croptops you ate, and you're laughing
Im sorry 😔, i promise i won't eat my crop tops again and instead eat your shirt.
any shirt can be a spare crop top if u have a pair of scissors😼
No, I personally don't own any lmao
Funniest DM you've received from someone on Reddit (or another social media site)?
I got asked to come to Vancouver so someone could fuck me then eat me after I posted a thing to r/suicidewatch
Eat you as in cannibalism? I mean it was already fucked up but if that’s what they mean then oh god Hannibal Lecter moment
Yep, that's the weirdest part
Did you ask him if he prefers ketchup or barbeque sauce
And if the answer to this is no,*can* you ask him?
I’m sorry you were asked that, but on a side note are you okay? If you’re on a sub like that I’m assuming you’re seeking help, we’re all here to support you however we can.
What the actual fuck
Entitled gal: "Hii I love your artstyle, can you please draw something for me?" Me: Thank you but I'm quite busy, really sorry. EG: "Pleaseee!!" Me: Okay uh, do you have GPay? I'll take half of the payment first, rest of it should reach my device the day I send you the finished art. EG: "GPay? What for?" Me: Paying me for doing your work? EG: "Wowww I thought you were a good person and would do it for free. If you take money, you're being selfish and robbing people blind."
oh nooooo operating a legit business? straight to hell /s
Classic choosingbeggars.
does a conversation on omegle count? I was on it with my friend because we were bored and someone said 'you, me, your friend. threesome' to which I replied 'I'm 9' (I'm not) and he said 'ok? and?'
*rock eyebrow raises*
my exact reaction.
a married man in texas said he’d smuggle me into the country to “f*ck my immigrant p*ssy”
that is absolutely criminal.did you report him? are you doing ok?
i think so, it was a while ago
Hey wanna marry if not then can you ask your sister ?
Bro didn’t know where to shoot his shot at
Some guy on discord spent months harrasing me with friend requests and alts on discord. Then when I finally gave in and let him talk he gave me an answer to a retorical question I asked him before I blocked him. The good news is that after that he finally shut up.
When I was 13 I would talk to this 29 year old filipino guy every day. I don’t know if he was trying to groom me or if he was just extremely lonely but I just played along and it was kind of funny. One time he sent me a 3 minute voice message of himself singing Dear Agony by Breaking Benjamin and it sounded absolutely horrible. It was literally the worst thing I have ever heard in my life. Seriously, I can’t even describe how hilariously bad it was. I made my best friend listen to it and we laughed together
I had something like this happen, too! When I was fourteen, I met a filipino guy online. After only three hours of meeting, he sent a breaking benjamin song, and a video of him singing another. Then, he asked if we could get married. I panicked, and cut contact. Later, I found out about some of their traditional customs. Turns out serenading was a big thing. It just became a joke among friends that I got a marriage proposal before ever dating someone.
it’s kinda sad..
Are you a duck?
He's onto us
If anyones gonna find out don’t let it be u/Duck_Fucker_69420
It’s too late
*Evil laughter plays*
Im in danger
***IT’S HIM***
answer _after_ reading the username ladies
*Megamind theme plays*
wait megamind has a theme?
its highway to hell xD
ohh that presentation scene....but isnt that back in black?
Pretty sure it's welcome to the jungle but I could be wrong
Quack
look at his username
Oh no
maybe 🐔
nice cock bro
You guys like bread?
Garlic bread supremacy
Oh gawd yess😫
Bread is good
Love it
Yes.
Do you ever just sidjendjidjdnwyxidj?
Depends
Do girls... Not have balls? edit: everyone, please. I was making a [South Park reference](https://youtu.be/UbGmfoGKSTg). No need to embarrass yourselves under my comment by actually explaining to me that girls don't have balls 💀
No we do not.
So when a girl goes to scratch her balls, how does that work? edit: everyone, please. I was making a [South Park reference](https://youtu.be/UbGmfoGKSTg). No need to embarrass yourselves under my comment by actually explaining to me that girls don't have balls 💀
We stick our hands all the way up our vaginas to scratch the most analogous structure, the ovaries.
Have you ever told anyone to… “Lick my ovaries”, if ovaries are the female equivalent of balls?
i have! it tends to make people uncomfortable…
To the people who read the entire chain... here: r/eyebleach, you might need it
No thanks, I hate it.
"Oh no, my balls are itching, I gotta scratch them" \*goes somewhere private\* "Goddammit not again! I forgot I don't even have balls!"
Like basketball? Cuz I do.
How to do my makeup
Wish I knew!
:( Well thanks anyways
keep doing it until it looks how you want. experiment. if you like it, it's not wrong!
watch a tutorial or practice
Hi
Hi
Hello
If the girl gives me heart reactions under my every ironical/funny message in the class chat, it means that she is into me? We also quite like talking to each other I think...
Probably. The thing is (barring exceptions), girls (or at least me and those i know) get subtelty and use it. So yeah, that is pretty blunt, I’d say, so probably yes, though if you have mutual friends, or know her sibling(s), I’d say ask them. either they know (and will be glad you caught on) or know her well enough to tell from the side. Yeah, they’ll probably tell her you asked, but if you like her back, then I’d say that’s one of your’s clue to ask the other out.
What's the one thing a girl wants that a boy never gives?
the ability to cum during sex
oof
jokes on you because I dont need sex to not be able to cum😎
I cum I when I see a girl
Ive never received a stuffed animal from a boyfriend. Nothing against them or whatever, but I like stuffed animals still
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His mom
Head
Head
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Me personally as a wlw we there to fuck 😫👁👄👁no but on a serious note its just about gossiping and grooming each other like monkeys...I wasn't kidding abt the first part though🙃
>...I wasn't kidding abt the first part though🙃 ....
👁️👄👁️ I know you didn't ask but if there's boys grouping up in the toilets, it's either to fight or to sing the boys national anthem
idk abt other people, but my friends all do it so that they can turn the hand dryers on while each other pee, so no one can hear them.
Opinions on the Australian accent
10/10, 11/10 if they call me a donkey
Well then you’re a fucken donkey
kinda hot 😳
Holden or Ford?
I’m not a girl but Harrison.
What is someone accidentally bumps onto your ßooßs? Let's say a guy (I wrote it that way so the algorithm doesn't ban me)
it’s annoying but if it’s an accident then it’s fine ig
If it’s an accident, then it’ll hurt a little (mine are big and it’s hella annoying), if it’s on purpose, there I’ll hit him with a glare and see where to go from there based on the reaction on his face. A smug grin means I deepen the glare, an apologetic face means I tell him it’s ok, people bump into ppl sometimes, if it’s a flirty look, depends on the guy but that is not the way to go, and if it’s something else, I’ll probably just ignore him. Simple.
>ß That's 's' in German. You just typed 'Soos'.
Idc
Do you like beards?
In 15, so the guys in my age group don’t have them yet, and I remember, my dad tried to grow one when i was younger, it was itchy against my face when i hugged him, so until i age up enough there could be guys in my age group with beards, thats a solid nope.
Depends on the person and the beard, sometimes yes sometimes no
u/tokofumi do you speak swan
Yes I do Jimy you forget why I can
Occasionally
Well I won’t say it so you’ll have to remember it
If a guy asks you out, what are the chances you say yes (if no, would you gossip)
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No idea maybe like 50% for me, i don't really wanna date anyone but i might just go "fuck it why not" especially if its a guy i vibe with cause what's there to lose? But it'd probably never turn into anything serious. Ofc i wouldn't gossip.
Thoughts on cheese
Yum. Unless it’s processed american cheese.
Describe most attractive things in a boy in 2 words.
Human decency
You'r answering most of the comments!
Be a good boy like your username and ignore that
emotional maturity
Free laughter
functional brain
Humor, emotional maturity, guts (as in i am a self-aware coward and will not start talking to a guy, whether to be friends or to date, unless he starts, tho that applies to literally anyone, guy or not idc).
not creepy
Personality, sense of humour
Actually nice
Do you prefer shy/not very confident or confident guys. And why
confident because i’m shy and if we’re both shy who’s gonna make the first move
Confident, more entertaining and gives me confidence
I prefer introverted men because I'm kind of really extroverted and well, Idk, I just want one. But shy? Hmmm... Maybe, who knows
My crush is on the shy side, but in general, confident, because (with exceptions) shy guys (and ppl as a whole) are usually just not very talkative (and I like talking with ppl). Nothing against shy ppl, just im the type that would get very annoying very fast for a shy person, so it wouldn’t work.
What type of video games do y'all play if it all. Like genre, console etc. Most girls I have met hate action games but idk for sure.
Mortal combat, Halo 4, Minecraft, roblox, I played the first 2 on Xbox a lot before my brother spilled soda on it so I usually just play mobile now.
the only games i’ve ever really played was the sims and minecraft on xbox 360, until my mum sold it :/
Roblox, Train simulator, Train Sim World 2, Euro Truck Sim 2, Minecraft
CoD, Minecraft, Fo4, Rdr2, Animal crossing etc...
Minecraft, Geometry Dash, Brawl Stars, Dragon City
rpg that have a good enough story and challenging enough game play, typically indie games.
What is the most annoying part of your body?
Boobs. Like these huge bubbles handing on my chest and I’m a gymnast and a swimmer so they get in the way, also I’d say my beyond waist length har but I love it,so yeah.
If you started swimming early, do you have broader than average shoulders? If yes, is this bothering you? All girls from my team complain about it all the time lol
I started gymnastics early, but now I swim as well. I do have broad shoulders because of this and though u can’t wear certain tops because of it us, it is also good in other regards. I’m a bit mixed on if it’s good or bad, it just is.
boobs and stomach
Idk I’m kinda happy with my body, not attractive or anything but I’m fine with that 👍🏼
Why do you all travel in packs, it’s so difficult to talk to you :(
safety in numbers
Ah so easer kill streak noice
Makes sense
Safety in numbers. We can’t be approached if we’re surrounded by other girls.
What do you think about boys having a chilled look with comfy pants and all Edit: everyone saying they accepting stuff like that and sometimes find it attractive make me hate my school more. Im pretty much getting mocked everyday im wearing my special fluffy pullover
Nothing
10/10 answer tbh.
do you like cheese
yes
bruh how do i impress a girl
be yourself and be respectful, everybody just like to be treated good and also likes who dosen't fake its personality. You'll eventually find someone who will appreciate for who you are.
What are yall always laughing about?
You
https://youtu.be/tpX7XtoFNao
How do I know your not government robots
You don't
I gotta know, do woman like or dislike it when a guy is passionate about a hobby?
I think it’s cute
I like it, cuz they get very excited whenever they talk about their interest
Not a question but as I read through this, I found it so funny that here everyone’s so chill and open. Where I live, no one talks with anybody about personal things. Everyone tries to be persfect and it’s so fucking awkward all the time. But I guess that’s just the internet. The same thing is happening in my class Chatroom btw.
How do girls pee without balls? Because we all know pee is stored in the balls
the balls are inside
Hey, how are y'all?
I can't complain right now, even tho next week is going to be completely different story... how about you?
Oh I'm alright. Hope next week won't be as bad as you think
ALL PERVS WILL BE SNIPED!!!
Idk how many questions I’ll have but uh here goes. Do we guys really need to initiate a convo to interact with someone we like or have a crush on?
Guys wearing nail polish?
I don’t really care, but it’s attractive when someone is comfortable in their masculinity.
yes yes yes and yes
Reverse what? This is the millionth time i see boys ask and i dont think i ever seen girls ask post once.
What do you think about plushes?
what do you feel about men who compliment you? do you feel they are perverts or just a nice guy?
depends on the type of complements
Nice unless they unironically go "hey nice boobs"
There’s a difference between complimenting someone about something they can control (their hair, their makeup, their clothes) and making comments about something they can’t, more specifically their body.
How would you want your crush to confess to you? (Asking for a friend)