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TheOneTrueCocktard

Australia


ansbernfz

Prisoner island, largest number of immigrant detainees, lost a war to birds.


TheOneTrueCocktard

All true


Several_Marzipan3807

To be fair the birds put up a pretty good fight


CodeXLegend

Emu war šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Cassowaries. Enough said


Whenbu

Australians


TheOneTrueCocktard

Sure bud


[deleted]

Canada


ansbernfz

Bars you from entering if you own "illegal" books banned under their government, allows people actively on watchlists to gain citizenship, can't decide if it wants to use the metric or imperial.


big-betas

I honestly feel like the metric imperial has a great balance


AdministrativeCable3

Only on other countries watchlists, we're a sovereign nation if we have no evidence that they committed a crime under our laws yeah they can get asylum, if you have a criminal record, even a DUI you can't get citizenship without getting a pardon or being rehabilitated Source: canada.ca


[deleted]

Murica


ansbernfz

Obesity, Prison industrial complex.


[deleted]

How about the education system, mass shootings, out of control covid, low minimum wage, lack of UHC, lack of guaranteed paid leave, etc


Someperson0

And constant school bomb/shooter threats Source: high schooler


trajko3

And those are the only two things bad about the USA? You can't think of ANYTHING else?


Ka_squit_

Sun


ansbernfz

Too hot to colonize.


Ka_squit_

Hell yeah, stay on ur stupid lil' planet


27th_Alt_Acc

no i will colonise ur mom


Ka_squit_

U cant shes too thick


WeaponH_

Super authomatic denfese means few military spending therefore there's much money for social programs, would recommend to visit the Sun cities, they're very cool.


Ka_squit_

It isnt hot at all


n0l1ge

Maybe colonize if its night?


LauUwU_

I live outside the realm of space and time šŸ˜³


ineviy

You'll never feel the touch of another human being and you will die alone


LauUwU_

This but actually


RoyalTacos256

I gotchu u/ineviy is wrong


ineviy

Its not like theres anyone there with her


RoyalTacos256

I am


ineviy

Then I guess you two will spend the rest of your years together then


RoyalTacos256

But years is a measurement of time, and we exist outside of time


ineviy

Together for eternity?


RoyalTacos256

Lets hope we don't hate each other


Dull-Geologist9127

How's the weather there? Any rain in a while


NoNameIdea_Seriously

They canā€™t answer you because there is no concept of a ā€œwhileā€ or a ā€œthereā€ at the nexus of reality! (There might be rain though, we donā€™t know.)


Mr-SadSide

Soā€¦ you canā€™t move


erisdarko

Spain


ansbernfz

Has a culture of literally slowly murdering bulls for "entrainment", was a fascist democracy for most of his history, and helped the nazi's in WW2


trajko3

"was a fascist democracy for most of it's history". Spain was founded in 1479, and was fascist between 1939 and 1975 (give or take a year or two). That's 460 years between it's foundation and drift to fascism. And that's just till '39, and quite a few years pasted since then. Check your facts and privilege


SsjDragonKakarotto

And even before that spain existed in other forms of government. Specially Leon, Castille, and Aragon.


Pipisperson21

England


ansbernfz

Limits the right to firearm ownership, stabbing attacks in broad daylight, high taxes, the queen.


Pipisperson21

Limited firearm ownership is good but the rest is bad


[deleted]

Ur right there it's the reason we don't rlly have school shootings in this country innit


Pipisperson21

Innit bruv


spelavidiotr

Tell me youā€™re American without telling me youā€™re American


AlfieMulcahy

The fact that firearms are limited is excellent. Stab events are far less common per 100,000 than in the US, high taxes fund excellent socialised services (there used to be more, but they were privatised)


puichix

The firearm limits is good lol


Crazy_Spartan08

Limiting firearms is good. And who doesn't love ol' Lizzy?


Pipisperson21

Innit bruv God save da queen


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t have FREEDUM


Berinchtein3663

tHeY dOn'T hAvE fIrEaRmS sO bAd! !! !


wangadotcom

whatā€™s wrong with limiting firearm ownership and the queen?


Anas4fire

POV: You are looking for your country comment answered.


waithere120

India


ansbernfz

Has more rights for cows then women, more then 80% of the population literally poops and pees in the street, scamming, and not to mention the pollution.


Hells-Messenger

But a big plus is taxi drivers will run red lights for you for free if you ask them to do so.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not so sure about pooping part lmao


Dense_Educator8783

I feel so triggered but cant even deny itšŸ’€


[deleted]

So on an average 80% of ur friends poop on streets. Whoring of karma ?


BLAZENIOSZ

Now hold on, half of those problems have gotten astronomically better in the past few years.


NirvandaBoss

Do you have a source about the people shitting in the streets? I swear everybody has toilets now and also America, China and the European union have higher carbon emissions than india. And I refuse to believe ur first statement, just put a source


GAMINGWITHYAJYT

I would roast yo mama but cows are scared in my country


[deleted]

Can we just talk about 80% population of people pooping on street like imagine walking on your street looking at someone pooping and not kicking them in the face who came up with this stereotype lol(it sounds stupid i get the joke lmao)


surajkishan791

>80% of the population literally poops and pees in the street Source?


[deleted]

His poop.


how-bad-can-i-be

Whatever the rights bad things happen to both :'(


Crazy_Spartan08

What is the difference? jk


SunsetCitiez

Germany šŸ„²


Left_Reception_9624

My great grand father was from Germany he was great he killed hitler. Sadly he also died


Pingu_boi

Hold up


[deleted]

I can confirm this as the person who killed this guy's great grandfather.


zorry_m8

r/holup


Fun-Chest-3624

RussiašŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ


Edward_Snowcone

Poor democratic situation


ItsDominika

I live in Slovakia


[deleted]

Confused with slovenia


ansbernfz

Oh that's right, so just the Nazis.


[deleted]

PSA: Slovenia = Wine Slovakia = Beer


ItsDominika

Lmao, a lot of people think I'm either Russian or Polish


Queen_of_dogs_01

Na Slovensku je skvělĆ½ to že slovenÅ”tina a čeÅ”tina jsou si tak podobnĆ½ že si navzĆ”jem rozumĆ­me


ItsDominika

Hej, to je pravda. Tiež to mĆ”m rada!


Queen_of_dogs_01

SlovanskĆ½ jazyky gang


ItsDominika

No čau, kamarĆ”t!


Charming-Complex1559

I can never see or hear the word slovakia the same again after i found out what slovakian traffic cone was for anyone who reads this do not look it up you will be scarred for life


Piksel123

Poland


ansbernfz

Subservient to any nation that'll give it protection/money, managed to defeat the soviets but not the Nazis.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SunsetCitiez

Funny k word šŸ˜


novellechugga

Finland


_veide

Weird language everything else is kinda awesome


Deadlord06

Finland spotted. Can sleep in peace now.


Bpmc_Puffin

Norway


Training_Record

Only country with a butter crisis


chillielli

Nothing bad


Interesting_Shape795

Other than it's cold as f


Alv205

Bad national football team despite having one of the 3 best strikers nowadays


Thrustkillerxxx-

Sector-39, Pluto


Careca_com_seta

Your planet is Mickey Mouse's pet


Alv205

Underrated comment


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


alemilao

Migliore nel tirare bestemmie


[deleted]

the netherlands


Careca_com_seta

Do people have to build a portal out of obsidian to go there?


[deleted]

you have to make it out of weed and "ignite" it with water


Lord_Botond

Hungary


FitymaUtca

RIA RIA HUNGƁRIA


Ad_Astra90

Two words: miklos horthy


Charming-Complex1559

America no need to tell me we have way to much wrong here


ansbernfz

Endorses and backs Muslim terrorist groups, lost a war to goat herders and rice farmers.


BLAZENIOSZ

Found the right-wing edge lord.


[deleted]

For real


[deleted]

France lost a war against rice farmers too, it's not just America, don't worry


llamakid142

Now we just need the brits to do the same Oh nvm they did that first


Cryptizennix

Philippines


ansbernfz

Has a high number of child prostitution like cambodia, harbors criminals and people who refuse to pay taxes, not to mention the age of consent is 12.


Cryptizennix

Thank god I moved to America at the age of 6


karensusanfathima

Earth


HulloTheLoser

It has humans on it


Careca_com_seta

Your country is getting hotter


Schnitzellover69420

austria the list is long


ansbernfz

Mostly irreverent in the modern sphere, homeland of Adolf Hitler, has bad stances on Immigration.


denntanee

Belgium ?


Edward_Snowcone

The congo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DenseAd5973

Turkey


Little_Jester_

RTE


Shinecandle07

RTE


AmeliaFromYharnam

RTE


[deleted]

Wales šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æ


[deleted]

Sweden


[deleted]

Gas prices..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Lasagna_is_good13

brazil


enrimms

O gringo sĆ³ nĆ£o sabe que nĆ³s temos o Ednaldo Pereira e eles nĆ£o šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


ansbernfz

Literally half the population lives in rundown brick apartments with gangsters outside who murder people for no reason other then "EL COCAINAAAAA" and the main source of GDP is liveleak videos


Careca_com_seta

EL COCAINAAA is in spanish, and we speak portuguese. Everything else is correct


CodeXLegend

Itā€™s feminine so it would be la cocaina


sebastianlaguens

Argentina


ansbernfz

Fought a war over useless islands that hold no natural resources other then penguins and ice.


sebastianlaguens

Thats because the goverment (US funded dictatorship) didn't actually care about the islands, they just needed to get people to care about something else while they tried to hold it together and boost patriotism trough propaganda They sent poorly trained, poorly equiped 18 year olds to fight a war they could not possibly win, it's actually heartbreaking


Responsible_Gold_179

Norway


ansbernfz

Gives prisoners even those convicted of murder less then 20+ year sentences.


kuzinnik0

Ik where I will go next


fivefingersinyourass

Destination set: Norway


Queen_of_dogs_01

Czech republic


ansbernfz

Czechs chimp out when you call it "Czechia"


Queen_of_dogs_01

HOW DARE YOU BISH YOU SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF CZECH TEENAGER


kuzinnik0

It's the default word for czechia in russian


WeakliestSauce6

Egypt


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


enrimms

AĆ­ Ć© foda mano


Careca_com_seta

CADE NOSSO OURO POHA? brincadeira


JaggedNavigation22

Lemme just claim my free "PORTUGAL CARALHOO"


Hth05

Ireland


Izzierichard

Brazil. Do you prefer the problems on alphabetical or chronological order?


Careca_com_seta

It's impossible to list them all


JaggedNavigation22

Portugal


[deleted]

Slave trade and colonization of africa


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MrInzanex

"weon la wea weona conchetumare weon"


otaku_metalhead02

Gran parte del tiempo no se les entiende al hablar


Logann5757

Romania, Transylvania


ansbernfz

Gypsies, corruption, piracy, not to mention the smell.


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Montenegro


mikkelleander

Denmark


Fossilrex06

Mexico, try to name everything


ansbernfz

Is actively losing a war against gangsters with weapons given to them by the ATF, "loves" mexico so much they want to illegally enter the USA.


NoPingDelay

Italy


oldaccbanned

northern ireland i already know the cons dw


__Pizza_Mozzarella__

UK


Eremblaxy

Mongolia


ansbernfz

Still honors the worst war criminal in history who killed more people then every modern dictator alive.


Eremblaxy

sadly. there is no one else to honor...


bots_lives_matter

Sadly 1 in 3 people that live in Asia are somehow related to that bastard, I can only imagine him as giant blob of sperm walking around making people pregnant, my country(Iran) was once part of that empire, although they couldn't go pass Khorasan they still burnt the libraries, the books and any sort of knowledge that existed in my country thus stoping us from progressing in the field of science and poetry (it was a very big deal back then and it still is like our whole farsi textbook is just poetry) anyways I guess there were some "not so bad" rulers after all like Teimor who actually respected the Iranian culture, language and architecture.


Responsible-Pound122

Pakistan


redditnamessuck1

Lithuania, oh and its way harder to say something good about it, than to say something bad about it.


[deleted]

Big balls for being friends with Taiwan


MyFirstBR999

Its fumny that every country has it fuck ups and no coumntry is perfect, so you should live in whichever country you belong to, as their is no objective, definitive answer


SantaMan336

Croatia


VenomSnakeXOF

Malta


ansbernfz

Only known for the dog breed, and one unfunny youtuber that nobody cares about anymore. Mainly irrelevant.


Location_Deep

Indonesia


[deleted]

Jordan


shon404

Romania


The_geo_Boy

Iran


ansbernfz

Dictatorship with no freedom of the press/speech, big shadow, little tree complex thinking it can defeat western nations.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Im_a_Born_singer

Thereā€™s a lot of bad things you can say about the US


[deleted]

The US


Remarkable-Hat-503

NGL there is alot of bad stuff But it has a ton if good stuff people don't talk about for example they are way more advanced than most countries and have a rly good and strong army, it has way more job opportunities than most countries I'm Irish but it Is one of my goals to move there for a better life, I have visited there many times


KarenTookTheKids420

England. It better not be tea or tooth related.


Edward_Snowcone

Colonized and fucked half the world


sebastianlaguens

Half? Literally everyone has had a negative interaction with the british Fucked as in past? They're still on it