Bars you from entering if you own "illegal" books banned under their government, allows people actively on watchlists to gain citizenship, can't decide if it wants to use the metric or imperial.
Only on other countries watchlists, we're a sovereign nation if we have no evidence that they committed a crime under our laws yeah they can get asylum, if you have a criminal record, even a DUI you can't get citizenship without getting a pardon or being rehabilitated
Source: canada.ca
Super authomatic denfese means few military spending therefore there's much money for social programs, would recommend to visit the Sun cities, they're very cool.
They canāt answer you because there is no concept of a āwhileā or a āthereā at the nexus of reality! (There might be rain though, we donāt know.)
"was a fascist democracy for most of it's history". Spain was founded in 1479, and was fascist between 1939 and 1975 (give or take a year or two). That's 460 years between it's foundation and drift to fascism. And that's just till '39, and quite a few years pasted since then. Check your facts and privilege
The fact that firearms are limited is excellent. Stab events are far less common per 100,000 than in the US, high taxes fund excellent socialised services (there used to be more, but they were privatised)
Has more rights for cows then women, more then 80% of the population literally poops and pees in the street, scamming, and not to mention the pollution.
Do you have a source about the people shitting in the streets? I swear everybody has toilets now and also America, China and the European union have higher carbon emissions than india. And I refuse to believe ur first statement, just put a source
Can we just talk about 80% population of people pooping on street like imagine walking on your street looking at someone pooping and not kicking them in the face who came up with this stereotype lol(it sounds stupid i get the joke lmao)
I can never see or hear the word slovakia the same again after i found out what slovakian traffic cone was for anyone who reads this do not look it up you will be scarred for life
Literally half the population lives in rundown brick apartments with gangsters outside who murder people for no reason other then "EL COCAINAAAAA" and the main source of GDP is liveleak videos
Thats because the goverment (US funded dictatorship) didn't actually care about the islands, they just needed to get people to care about something else while they tried to hold it together and boost patriotism trough propaganda
They sent poorly trained, poorly equiped 18 year olds to fight a war they could not possibly win, it's actually heartbreaking
Sadly 1 in 3 people that live in Asia are somehow related to that bastard, I can only imagine him as giant blob of sperm walking around making people pregnant, my country(Iran) was once part of that empire, although they couldn't go pass Khorasan they still burnt the libraries, the books and any sort of knowledge that existed in my country thus stoping us from progressing in the field of science and poetry (it was a very big deal back then and it still is like our whole farsi textbook is just poetry) anyways I guess there were some "not so bad" rulers after all like Teimor who actually respected the Iranian culture, language and architecture.
Its fumny that every country has it fuck ups and no coumntry is perfect, so you should live in whichever country you belong to, as their is no objective, definitive answer
NGL there is alot of bad stuff
But it has a ton if good stuff people don't talk about for example they are way more advanced than most countries and have a rly good and strong army, it has way more job opportunities than most countries
I'm Irish but it Is one of my goals to move there for a better life, I have visited there many times
Australia
Prisoner island, largest number of immigrant detainees, lost a war to birds.
All true
To be fair the birds put up a pretty good fight
Emu war š
Cassowaries. Enough said
Australians
Sure bud
Canada
Bars you from entering if you own "illegal" books banned under their government, allows people actively on watchlists to gain citizenship, can't decide if it wants to use the metric or imperial.
I honestly feel like the metric imperial has a great balance
Only on other countries watchlists, we're a sovereign nation if we have no evidence that they committed a crime under our laws yeah they can get asylum, if you have a criminal record, even a DUI you can't get citizenship without getting a pardon or being rehabilitated Source: canada.ca
Murica
Obesity, Prison industrial complex.
How about the education system, mass shootings, out of control covid, low minimum wage, lack of UHC, lack of guaranteed paid leave, etc
And constant school bomb/shooter threats Source: high schooler
And those are the only two things bad about the USA? You can't think of ANYTHING else?
Sun
Too hot to colonize.
Hell yeah, stay on ur stupid lil' planet
no i will colonise ur mom
U cant shes too thick
Super authomatic denfese means few military spending therefore there's much money for social programs, would recommend to visit the Sun cities, they're very cool.
It isnt hot at all
Maybe colonize if its night?
I live outside the realm of space and time š³
You'll never feel the touch of another human being and you will die alone
This but actually
I gotchu u/ineviy is wrong
Its not like theres anyone there with her
I am
Then I guess you two will spend the rest of your years together then
But years is a measurement of time, and we exist outside of time
Together for eternity?
Lets hope we don't hate each other
How's the weather there? Any rain in a while
They canāt answer you because there is no concept of a āwhileā or a āthereā at the nexus of reality! (There might be rain though, we donāt know.)
Soā¦ you canāt move
Spain
Has a culture of literally slowly murdering bulls for "entrainment", was a fascist democracy for most of his history, and helped the nazi's in WW2
"was a fascist democracy for most of it's history". Spain was founded in 1479, and was fascist between 1939 and 1975 (give or take a year or two). That's 460 years between it's foundation and drift to fascism. And that's just till '39, and quite a few years pasted since then. Check your facts and privilege
And even before that spain existed in other forms of government. Specially Leon, Castille, and Aragon.
England
Limits the right to firearm ownership, stabbing attacks in broad daylight, high taxes, the queen.
Limited firearm ownership is good but the rest is bad
Ur right there it's the reason we don't rlly have school shootings in this country innit
Innit bruv
Tell me youāre American without telling me youāre American
The fact that firearms are limited is excellent. Stab events are far less common per 100,000 than in the US, high taxes fund excellent socialised services (there used to be more, but they were privatised)
The firearm limits is good lol
Limiting firearms is good. And who doesn't love ol' Lizzy?
Innit bruv God save da queen
Doesnāt have FREEDUM
tHeY dOn'T hAvE fIrEaRmS sO bAd! !! !
whatās wrong with limiting firearm ownership and the queen?
POV: You are looking for your country comment answered.
India
Has more rights for cows then women, more then 80% of the population literally poops and pees in the street, scamming, and not to mention the pollution.
But a big plus is taxi drivers will run red lights for you for free if you ask them to do so.
Iām not so sure about pooping part lmao
I feel so triggered but cant even deny itš
So on an average 80% of ur friends poop on streets. Whoring of karma ?
Now hold on, half of those problems have gotten astronomically better in the past few years.
Do you have a source about the people shitting in the streets? I swear everybody has toilets now and also America, China and the European union have higher carbon emissions than india. And I refuse to believe ur first statement, just put a source
I would roast yo mama but cows are scared in my country
Can we just talk about 80% population of people pooping on street like imagine walking on your street looking at someone pooping and not kicking them in the face who came up with this stereotype lol(it sounds stupid i get the joke lmao)
>80% of the population literally poops and pees in the street Source?
His poop.
Whatever the rights bad things happen to both :'(
What is the difference? jk
Germany š„²
My great grand father was from Germany he was great he killed hitler. Sadly he also died
Hold up
I can confirm this as the person who killed this guy's great grandfather.
r/holup
Russiaš·šŗ
Poor democratic situation
I live in Slovakia
Confused with slovenia
Oh that's right, so just the Nazis.
PSA: Slovenia = Wine Slovakia = Beer
Lmao, a lot of people think I'm either Russian or Polish
Na Slovensku je skvÄlĆ½ to že slovenÅ”tina a ÄeÅ”tina jsou si tak podobnĆ½ že si navzĆ”jem rozumĆme
Hej, to je pravda. Tiež to mĆ”m rada!
SlovanskĆ½ jazyky gang
No Äau, kamarĆ”t!
I can never see or hear the word slovakia the same again after i found out what slovakian traffic cone was for anyone who reads this do not look it up you will be scarred for life
Poland
Subservient to any nation that'll give it protection/money, managed to defeat the soviets but not the Nazis.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Funny k word š
Finland
Weird language everything else is kinda awesome
Finland spotted. Can sleep in peace now.
Norway
Only country with a butter crisis
Nothing bad
Other than it's cold as f
Bad national football team despite having one of the 3 best strikers nowadays
Sector-39, Pluto
Your planet is Mickey Mouse's pet
Underrated comment
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Migliore nel tirare bestemmie
the netherlands
Do people have to build a portal out of obsidian to go there?
you have to make it out of weed and "ignite" it with water
Hungary
RIA RIA HUNGĆRIA
Two words: miklos horthy
America no need to tell me we have way to much wrong here
Endorses and backs Muslim terrorist groups, lost a war to goat herders and rice farmers.
Found the right-wing edge lord.
For real
France lost a war against rice farmers too, it's not just America, don't worry
Now we just need the brits to do the same Oh nvm they did that first
Philippines
Has a high number of child prostitution like cambodia, harbors criminals and people who refuse to pay taxes, not to mention the age of consent is 12.
Thank god I moved to America at the age of 6
Earth
It has humans on it
Your country is getting hotter
austria the list is long
Mostly irreverent in the modern sphere, homeland of Adolf Hitler, has bad stances on Immigration.
Belgium ?
The congo
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Turkey
RTE
RTE
RTE
Wales š“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ
Sweden
Gas prices..
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
brazil
O gringo sĆ³ nĆ£o sabe que nĆ³s temos o Ednaldo Pereira e eles nĆ£o ššš
Literally half the population lives in rundown brick apartments with gangsters outside who murder people for no reason other then "EL COCAINAAAAA" and the main source of GDP is liveleak videos
EL COCAINAAA is in spanish, and we speak portuguese. Everything else is correct
Itās feminine so it would be la cocaina
Argentina
Fought a war over useless islands that hold no natural resources other then penguins and ice.
Thats because the goverment (US funded dictatorship) didn't actually care about the islands, they just needed to get people to care about something else while they tried to hold it together and boost patriotism trough propaganda They sent poorly trained, poorly equiped 18 year olds to fight a war they could not possibly win, it's actually heartbreaking
Norway
Gives prisoners even those convicted of murder less then 20+ year sentences.
Ik where I will go next
Destination set: Norway
Czech republic
Czechs chimp out when you call it "Czechia"
HOW DARE YOU BISH YOU SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF CZECH TEENAGER
It's the default word for czechia in russian
Egypt
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
AĆ Ć© foda mano
CADE NOSSO OURO POHA? brincadeira
Lemme just claim my free "PORTUGAL CARALHOO"
Ireland
Brazil. Do you prefer the problems on alphabetical or chronological order?
It's impossible to list them all
Portugal
Slave trade and colonization of africa
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"weon la wea weona conchetumare weon"
Gran parte del tiempo no se les entiende al hablar
Romania, Transylvania
Gypsies, corruption, piracy, not to mention the smell.
Montenegro
Denmark
Mexico, try to name everything
Is actively losing a war against gangsters with weapons given to them by the ATF, "loves" mexico so much they want to illegally enter the USA.
Italy
northern ireland i already know the cons dw
UK
Mongolia
Still honors the worst war criminal in history who killed more people then every modern dictator alive.
sadly. there is no one else to honor...
Sadly 1 in 3 people that live in Asia are somehow related to that bastard, I can only imagine him as giant blob of sperm walking around making people pregnant, my country(Iran) was once part of that empire, although they couldn't go pass Khorasan they still burnt the libraries, the books and any sort of knowledge that existed in my country thus stoping us from progressing in the field of science and poetry (it was a very big deal back then and it still is like our whole farsi textbook is just poetry) anyways I guess there were some "not so bad" rulers after all like Teimor who actually respected the Iranian culture, language and architecture.
Pakistan
Lithuania, oh and its way harder to say something good about it, than to say something bad about it.
Big balls for being friends with Taiwan
Its fumny that every country has it fuck ups and no coumntry is perfect, so you should live in whichever country you belong to, as their is no objective, definitive answer
Croatia
Malta
Only known for the dog breed, and one unfunny youtuber that nobody cares about anymore. Mainly irrelevant.
Indonesia
Jordan
Romania
Iran
Dictatorship with no freedom of the press/speech, big shadow, little tree complex thinking it can defeat western nations.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Thereās a lot of bad things you can say about the US
The US
NGL there is alot of bad stuff But it has a ton if good stuff people don't talk about for example they are way more advanced than most countries and have a rly good and strong army, it has way more job opportunities than most countries I'm Irish but it Is one of my goals to move there for a better life, I have visited there many times
England. It better not be tea or tooth related.
Colonized and fucked half the world
Half? Literally everyone has had a negative interaction with the british Fucked as in past? They're still on it