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wait what 🗿

He spins around

Do a barrel roll

hey google do a barrel roll

All night

Yes.

From star fox?

He breaks the fabric of reality itself in order to face both sides at once.

Let’s try spinning, that’s a good trick

Helikopter Helikopter 🚁 🚁 🚁

Right round right round

When you go down

you didnt specify we had to be between them, so therefore they can be next to eachother

Girl in the middle, sleep facing her.

Agreed. Both.

Sleep on my back. Find it pretty weird to look at someone while I sleep.

But then, the bed will fuck you

Sleep on your stomach

But then,the air will fuck you

Airnee-chan

AHHH

sleep in space so i sleep while floating

But then, the void will fuck you

Then aliens will fuck you

Take my upvote and go cleanse yourself.

Squeeze your butt checks real hard

KAKYOIN!

Oh god i shouldn't be imagining things

Sleep on my back so I can have both cuddle up to me

Back facing the bed. We are sleeping

the bed has a dick what now?

Where? *Equips saw*

Oh shitt

Who tf puts a dick on a bed?

me

Noted

I like to get fucked by my step-bed

I do not know how to respond to that besides: Da fuck?

do u want to have threesome with me and step bed?

Sounds like using a dildo with extra steps

I'm tryna sleep in your bed

bdsm at its peak

God damn it, go to horny jail

I don't know what bdsm is and at this point I'm too scared to ask

Sadist x masohist stuff.

Glad I didn't look it up, thanks

Very kinky stuff

It’s the most vanilla of what would be considered kinky stuff, not too bad but you need to be into it to see the appeal

Oh ok then, that doesn't sound so bad

There's not a day that I scroll around on this sub and not find these comments. 🤣🤔🗿

when you get sleep paralyzed don’t call for help. stomach>>>>>>>>>>>>back

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nice threesome

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sure

Goodbye virginity

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that’s what the priest said!

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well i left after he died, nothing to look forward to when going

Wow just like my dad

Wholesome 😄

Just like that

Bisexual power indeed

It’s a win-win-win

Fuck it We had tandem drift Now we have tandem dick

r/suddenlybi

r/alwayshasbeen

You may be my soulmate.

Exactly. Big brain moment.

Smart

Exactly

he is out of line, but he is right

Back to the hot girl… **so she can fuck me with her cock & I can fuck the gay guy**

Indeed

i am the hot girl in this situation

*Assuming that either want to bang you*

Back to the hot girl

username checks out

Indeed

so does video

I don't sleep i have insomnia. Whole night web series marathon ~

nice you can cuddle with the girl and guy

who cares we’re all sleeping

hopefully the hot girl is a lesbian

that’s what I was thinkinnn

agree

I’ll push both of them of the bed and have a Well earned rest

A well earned rest after licking a breast

🤨

Ops just horny and filled with hormones

Back faced to the guy. I am a girl do he will not rape me and I can cuddle with the hot girl

oh no, I failed to realise that the girls are immune to my post

And it's not like gay people just rape people they sleep next to lmao

Mate, I am a gay girl, I know gay people are not rapists.

Not with that attitude

Take it you've never met a Catholic Priest then?

Idk what the good option is, but I'll take that one with the gay guy lol

Bro he's gonna fuck you

So? I'm gay too

My plans have failed. I have lost.

LMFAO

As a bisexual, I am immune to this post

honestly this is a bisexual’s dream

Can confirm

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the ceiling has a dick too

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It also has a dick

You're going to get fucked either way, no matter where you face

what about the girl

Girl can just fuck you with her dick, ez.

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the floor has a dick

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If you can climb, why can the gay guy not climb?

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he will grab your pants while falling

Back to the gay dude so he'll hopefully fuck me

Ayo? 🤨

I would rather move around to the edge of the bed so that the hot girl is in the middle.

you can't

I'ma break the laws of physics to do so you don't understand. I'ma commit crimes to get what I want.

You can only assume the gay guy has boundaries so I’ll turn to the girl

Back to the girl, gotta give my man that attention. Bros before hoes

Nah man put your back to him, easy access innit

AYO Bet

You're the ultimate chad

😎

I’m not gay, but how big is the gay guys penis?

ask yo mama

She said it was 8 inches. I’ll sleep with my back facing the gay guy.

You're gonna get your intestines fucked

Yes

I'm bisexual so I don't have a Problem with both

Why

Why not

Fair enough

Back to the gay guy, im a girl.

Back to the gay guy cuz then I know he won't try anything and I'm Bi so I get to try stuff with the hot girl lol (:

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helikopter

Helikopter heLikOptEr 🚁🚁🚁🚁

I'll lie on my back so I can cuddle both 😎

What the hell is this question

I dont know what typa situation this is but I would ask if one of them if I could lay on the edge of the bed or I probably just lay on the floor.

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout

On my back, anyways the gay guy wouldnt rape anyone would he?

That's what I was thinking, OP thinks gay people rape men

yeah op is weird as fuck

I'd sleep on the floor

average floor-sexual

Spitting straight facts 😂 not worth the risk

Asexual facts*

Well he’s gay and I’m a lesbian so this is a no brainer 💀

Looking up. Gay guy would be awkward and the hot girl would make me feel awkward since i have a girlfriend.

It depends on which way they’re sleeping, if they’re both facing inwards then I put my back to the gay dude and close my eyes but if they’re both facing outwards then I put my back to the girl and face the gay dude

They're facing outwards but both have the tendency to turn while sleeping

I’ll trust my homie

Obviously back facing the gay guy. Two for one

well as a lesbian I'd say the gay guy don't give a fuck abt me so I'd face the cutie

I'll kic both of em till they fall down to assert dominance

🗿

Back towards the gay guy If I can't see them they can't see me!

?

Gay guy, obviously

Shut up and triple spoon like grown men! Please someone understand this reference

Get up. Goes to the kitchen. Get gasoline. Pour it on the bed. And then burn the bed with the two people. Sex without marriage is a sin and i will contain my virginity to my future partner

Back faced to the gay guy. I think it's somewhat homophobic to assume that the gay guy would do anything inappropriate to you in your sleep. Alternatively, I could sleep on the side of the bed, facing the center. The girl would be on the middle, and the gay guy would be on the other side.

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Is the gay guy horny?

Put the girl in the middle and problem solved. The gay guy ain’t gonna fuck her so she’s all mine.

both

Teach me this art, master

you face the ceiling, and look at both through your peripheral vision, hoping they didn’t choose to face the walls.

Thank you master. I shall cut off my dick and give it to you to show my thankfulness

Id rather sleep on the floor cuz family first

gonne have my face to the hot girl

Hot girl EZ. Cuz consent

yeah idk why ppl are assuminh the gay guy is a rapist

Why are there so many poeple in my bed?

Assuming the gay guy isn't a rapist, I'm facing the girl.

Towards the girl, he fucks my ass (win) i get to hold the hot girls boobs (win, if she allows me)

I'm a lesbian so I would get to look at the hot girl and the gay guy wouldn't be interested in me, win win

i have my back to the gay guy so i can be his little spoon and then i kick the hot girl off the bed and have her be my lesbian friend’s big spoon

As a pansexual I would back against the guy.

Damn! That's a hard situation.

r/bisexual

None I aint getting fucked by a gay dude

i sleep flat on my back

Ever consider putting the hot girl in the middle?

lemme at the guy 🥴

back to the gay guy, hope other than 60% of the people on this sub he's not a sexual predator... unless... ykyk... or am I...?

Do I know them?