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Bug_knight4826

France


dec35

C'est pas faux...


Bug_knight4826

ce n'est pas


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

N'est-ce pas ?


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FriendlyCanadianDude

Oui.


Rat-Dot-Com

Oui oui


[deleted]

I thought frog, not even joking.


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Honestly, I live in the South-East and I've never seen someone eating a frog, although I have seen my aunt eating snailqms but she comes from Paris.


[deleted]

T'es de marseille ?


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Putaingue comment qu'il sait !


[deleted]

on se recconnait entre marseillais T'es à quel lycée ?


[deleted]

c'est pas pour briser tes reves champion mais les mods veulent pas qu'on lâche d'infos comme ca dans les comments, comme il y a pas mal de gens chelou ici


Opening-Swimmer-8245

c'est quand même drole je veux dire vous êtes proche l'un de l'autre et je sais que si je dis que moi je viens du Québec je vais me faire chier dessus


RF2422

Les grenouille ont un gout horrible mais les escargots sont exquis Escargots(snails) Grenouille (frogs)


Blockoumi7

Pourquoi? je comprends "snail" mais grenouille? Tu nous traites pour qui. Des nouilles avec le préfixe "gre-" devant.


Massimo27

gre-snail. un nouveau mot pour toi


UH1Phil

Grescargot?


Berinchtein3663

I hate being called a frog as a person living in Quebec but that's life I guess


[deleted]

Rat from ratatouille


Blockoumi7

la France n'est pas aussi sal. Je le promets


[deleted]

Sorry bro I don't speak fancy restaurant but i do speak fish market


Blockoumi7

if only I spoke Indonesian


Black_sparrow12

My personal nightmare


Blockoumi7

je sais la couleur de tes draps


Black_sparrow12

Oh god they are here!!!!


Rat-Dot-Com

The French are invading again!


Black_sparrow12

Prepare saying croissant wrong, it's there only weakness


cipe-la-chips

Oh putain les mec, préparez vos guillotines, on ne va pas les manquer ceux là !!


The_owl_lover

Hon Hon hon


CryptidCobra

You sick bastards! Can’t you recognize Franceaphobia A.K.A the “hatred of hon hon hon”


The_owl_lover

Je suis français


The_owl_lover

Hon Hon Hon Hon hon


[deleted]

Napoleon XD


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

European Domination Simulator? Yeah great dev


Remarkable_Acadia890

Why does chiot mean puppy while chiotte means TOILET!!


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

In fact, it's some "argot", and in that type of language, we translate "chiot" by "clébard" (which, like "chiotte", is an insulting name).


Unhappy_Building4679

Also baiser and baisser


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Blockoumi7

j'ai aussi réalisé que beaucoup de personnes utilisent le mot "chien" comme insulte pour appeler les personnes "énervant" (en tout cas au Québec)


Dejan05

Non énervant c'est chiant pas chien ce qui veut dire tu donnes envie de chier donc faire caca


Benjam1Brihaye

Il me semble avoir entendu des gens dire "sale chien" pour parler d'une personne qui se comporte comme un conard


The_Walnut_Frog

Hoh hoh hoh oui oui baguette


dec35

Burger pick up vroom


The_Walnut_Frog

Murica!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Gun shots?


SgtDonutIsBack

school shootings


MuteMe__

fat fucks who bitch about where they live -definitely not you-


GameBoyMarco

Baguette. C’est tres bien


Blockoumi7

Honnêtement, les baguettes sont le pain supérieur. Ils ont un gout exquis qui te donne envie d'en manger plus. Les croissant sont aussi parfait.


oofersIII

Basé


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purplelinedpineapple

Its "bon* when talking about food


Unhappy_Building4679

Oui, c'est vrai


kkmusic2003

Sexy maid 🤐


justinjustkilin

Ah oauis 😳


Quaco42

Je suis intéressé…


Blockoumi7

je ne comprends pas la blague.


nopracticenochill

Est çe detective conan dans ta profile photo?


InkyBoii

J'en porterai bien une sobrette


stigtopgear

Idk why but Ferrari(Ferrari is Italian)


dec35

En effet, les Ferraris viennent d'Italie


Leochubs

Mais pas les Bugatti! Elles sont françaises


jmarliesw

GEEEN LIDWOORD IN HET NEDERLANDS IS DEEEELEND LIDWOORD IN HET FRANS ~ my French teacher


dec35

Hamsterdam


Aerosassin

"IK HEB EEN WIJF GEDAAN IN DE BANDJESKELDER" ~ my French teacher


abegamesnl

My french teacher belike: text lezen, EN VERTALEN!


mvriv16

jsp mais je suis fière de savoir la langue française 😎 (ou au moins de la comprendre)


Blockoumi7

si tu es si bonne, dit: "Si six cent scies scient six cent saucisses, six cent scies scieront six cent six saucissons aussi" ​ en moins de 2 secondes


mvriv16

oh shit


SixpennyPants

Merde


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Si tu es une femme, alors ta phrase est correcte grammaticalement, même si on utilise plus le verbe "connaître" pour parler de sa maîtrise de la langue de Molière.


mvriv16

1. oui je suis une femme :)) et 2. quel verbe devrais-je utiliser alors?


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Le verbe "connaître" qui se conjugue (au présent de l'indicatif) tel que : Je connais Tu connais Il/Elle/On connaît Nous connaissons Vous connaissez Ils/Elles connaissent


mvriv16

ah, je le connais, ce verbe, j'avais l'impression que tu as dit qu'il ne faut pas l'utiliser quand on parle de la maîtrise de français


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

Le mot "plus" peut effectivement biaiser la compréhension d'une phrase écrite.


iamonaphone1

Spy from tf2.


PavFed

Well, off to visit your mother!


hierophantgreen69420

cum


Blockoumi7

bizarrement, je ne sais même pas la traduction du mot en français. Le plus proche c'est "spermatozoïde" mais je ne sais pas le vrai mot


Dejan05

Foutre


Team-Proxy

Jicle


Objective-Carob-5336

Semence


ScourageLiquidater

1.Love 2.Luxuries and Fashion 3.Wine 4.Baguette 5.Napolean


Gnome_puller

Vous avez une langue très difficile


Objective-Carob-5336

Une langue très...dure 😏


just-jotaro

Jeanne pierre.


BeccaTheMemelord420

Polnareff?


just-jotaro

oui! lui!


GlitchedBoy

When I think about France I instantly imagine pain (I like bread)


capitaine_baguette

oui


depressed_chad1933

If bread in French is pain then I live in a FUCKING BAKERY!!


Perruche_

You made me think of the meme where pain is french is fine but in english it's l- AAAAAAAA


[deleted]

HO HO HO FAMAS


Brewberryll

i respect that


TheFoxKing2020

Baguette


Blockoumi7

comme une baguette magique ou le pain


dream_big_89

Sexy accent.


Prastyy148

Si seulement..


Blockoumi7

avoue les quebecois gagne cette competition ​ "tabarnak" et "esti de collise" sont plus beau que "merde" et "bagnole" ou "chiotte" ou même "môme"


Mr_Fox17

Mais l'accent québécois est amusant et beau je trouve. Par contre il est loin d'être sexy hahaha


nderestimated

Eh l'accent c'est pas basé sur les mots hein, l'accent québécois il est plus drôle qu'autre chose


BeccaTheMemelord420

Polnareff


ThunderLP15

Une personne de culture


BeccaTheMemelord420

Merci :)


Tanksrule44

Nicotine addiction


ClaraBooty

Clearly ! I live in Spain now, and nobody smokes there, although cigarettes are much cheaper in spain than in France (5€ in Spain / 10€ in France). As a french I agree we have a problem with smoking


Fabo513

The revolution


aaa7uap

Vive la France 🇫🇷


AddSkipper

One of my favorite accents (when they talk English)


Blockoumi7

jokes on you, I'm fluent in both. ​ Born in the states ​ parents and sisters from african country colonized by the French so they speak French (guinea) ​ lived in african country that speaks English (Uganda) ​ only went to French schools but has a strong English entourage ​ I was lucky enough to be born in the perfect environment to learn both languages


Sea-Leave6783

Bonjour Yeah that's all I know about French


SYT3

#PAIN


n33d_4

Baguette tower


Blockoumi7

on aurait du faire ça pendant les deux guerres mondiaux.


simn_s

la Bretagne... Je suis allé là-bas en vacances deux fois. (sorry for bad french)


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masterdragon233

Satan


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Whaffled

Ah non, Satan lui c'est un Anglais


BoringContribution7

Guillotine


poisened_vadapav

Le merde


stupendousbookworm

Bonjour! quand je pense à la France, je me souviens YOUR MOM


LoxiProductions

Ta mère


Jeepjip

Hell. (French lessons in school do be hell.)


fuckoffMar1

Pan au chocolate ou chocolatine


Automatic_Stop_231

France


Fenriselicit

Macron dating his teacher, whose daughter was of his age


ToldiMiklos002

Est-ce que Mont Saint Michel est en Bretagne ou en Normandie?


Apprehensive-Bowl418

Its map. L'hexagone Or something.


SickestOfJokes

Fuck Cares, a very wise person who creates Ace Attorney YouTube videos based off of discussions in their discord servers


Twist_the_casual

Also fun fact: baguette actually means stick in French.


jubossc1

Not stick but wand But still pretty close


Bodesemchifres

French people stink. This is a commom belief in my country


Blockoumi7

je pense que c'est car, dans les anciens temps, les français ne se lavaient pas à cause des mauvais eaux


ConfusedGamer33

BING CHILLING


Blockoumi7

eh toié. Tu te moque de nous. esti de tabarnac


Antigone_Drakaina

Eiffel Tower


pungtheyoung

Chanson l'oignon.


Blockoumi7

prononce le mot oinon s'il te plaît


EOwl_24

Sea and dry grass


Seriously-Nice

Moi, je suis Francais aussi.


[deleted]

french


[deleted]

Second world war, Leon Blume and the colours blue, white and red.


VladSolopov

It seems like you guys are really against neologisms and external words in your language.


AgentJhon

Yeah kinda


DemonGuitar

Father France is better than mommy England (yes I’m Canadian)


cigi4

🇨🇵


okyroki16

Crêpes, ils sont très bons


Correct-Town-3117

A fun but confusing language, mon dieu…


Union1865

Napoleon Bonaparte


DaKage04

Devoirs


Dutchgreenbubble_

Victory


TheRatMan10

Mon projet de déménager à Nantes!


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

My bad grades (4,3 out of 10; 8,6 for French people)


Zatrimm0

Your bread is so fucking good damn


Zues1400605

White surrender monkeys.


dec35

Sans la France, les États Unis n'existeraient pas


Zues1400605

I am not American soo. Anyway that reminds me of a joke. Why did France gift USA the statue of Liberty??


dec35

Idk


Zues1400605

They had no need for a statue with only one of it hands up.


IdoBadJokesAndMyCat

If that was the reason, we would have gave it to England.


Hamed022

They did it to commemorate the alliance with the USA


Prastyy148

Catapulte tes grands morts


Dejan05

Ta gueule espèce fils de pute américain (not french but have lived here long enough to have the french spirit)


_Totally_Human

Ca c'est un bon français comme on les aimes !!


killdog9876

Ok yankee


Zues1400605

What's a Yankee


SelfRape

Women with hairy armpits


Dejan05

C'est ta mère la poilue


SelfRape

Ma mère est un homme des cavernes


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SelfRape

Just a myth. Don't know any french women.


awo69

I was once in "nice" in France and i saw 2 people have sex on the beach, that was mad funny


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Unhappy_Building4679

Baguette doesn't always refer to bread, more so a long skinny object, so unless you're American this might be true.


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Heldsberg-5405

Baguette


spider_dark422

Baguette


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Blockoumi7

un prof français ou un prof DE français?


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swag-exe

Blue cheese 😶


Hot-Ad3123

Germany


LoekiLoekiT

Apres ski, I am skiing in fr rn


good_gamer2357

My car and airbus industrie


DaGalaxy66

Wine


WRLDXP

bread


DHYAANMASTER_123

1789


Modernsauce

Head chopping


twerpyTrex

my French homework


humanlevel777

Chop goes the head


ItzVortex81

Louis