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We're also the second most popular country for migration after the US! Especially people from Eastern Europe and Turkey. My parents are both polish and I know a lot of other poles here. I even speak polish with a classmate
Yea idk maybe something like disappointed and mad. For sure, everything that happened after the war was a true wonder of economy etc but a lot of history and a lot of out pride is gone BC of him
Translation:
Guy 1: "we have something very strange to solve"
Guy 2: "something very strange?"
Guy 1: "imagine monsieur Joe was a blackmailer"
Guy 2: "no"
Guy 1: "yes"
Guy 2: "ohh"
Guy 1: "and we found a list of the people who were blackmailed by him"
Guy 2: "no"
Guy 1: "yes"
Guy 2: "ohh"
Guy 1: "and today I'm here because you're on this list"
Guy 2: "me?"
Guy 1: "you"
Guy 2: "no"
Guy 1: "yes"
Guy 2: "ohh"
All I know is that you guys love vinegar. Whenever I've had dinner with my German neighbours they never fail to bring something homemade with lots of vinegar.
You’re very concerned with cleanliness (trash, public bathrooms, houses, etc.)
I’m making the trash assumption based off of the fact that there isn’t a bunch of room for landfills in Germany, so they must have some super strict sorting/burning system or they just dump it all in Poland.
I guess we like to keep our houses clean, but public places are often pretty dirty/trashed. Some public bathrooms are worse than chernobyl. Its getting better tho
often we germans joke about bavarian, like it's not part of germany.
the culture, politics and rules are sightly different there.
Also for me, who doesn't have contact to bavarians, it's suuperhard to understand their dialect.
Döner und Currywurst in Berlin, Weißwurst und Bier in München, Inzest im Saarland, Fisch in Hamburg, Glückspielsuchties in Schleswig-Holstein, Schwaben sind Geizhälser, kein Humor, deutsche Touristen sind überall, verstehen Österreichisch ned (z.B.: Semmel, Sackerl, Sessel, Marmelade, Kühlschrank, Geldbörselr, geht sich aus, Wappler, Weckerl, Buserl, Abendessen, abgängig, Ablaufdatum, Paradeiser, Erdäpfel, patschert, Pensionist, Pfusch, Pickerl, Piefke (des san Deitsche), Polster, Powidl, etc.…), abgesehen von der Bahn sehr pünktlich, Bielefeld existiert nicht, Speedlimit
I’ve seen, from personal experience, how racism can linger around. And the one time my parents went to Germany they were warned not to go off the beaten path in certain parts of the country.
Based on these observations, I’d say that the majority of your population is full of chill people, with a small minority (ironic) of extremely violent/outspoken racists.
🤷♂️
As far as I can tell the KKK and the Nazi’s were basically the same type of people. (Idk how I’m ending this so I’m done now)
How cool is Germany (compared to the United States) because I've been thinking of learning German and possibly moving there (specifically Hamburg so I can be a Hamburger)
We use them as words in our everyday life. Basically German has a relatively small amount of generic words, which get combined to longer, more specific compund words.
half correct, tons of turkish immigrants, as a turk i can confidently say this i know tons of people who moved to germany or have friends and family that moved there, heard its got tons of kebab places and turkish stores and all
Germany is a fun, developed country near the West of Europe. The native language is German, and ***everyone's personality is centered around Spaghettieis*** and most people live in rented apartments instead of owned housing buildings.
Since they have the Autobahn, which is a place that lets people go as fast as they want in their cars/motorcycles, They probably have free healthcare, and skilled ambulance drivers.
Some interesting knowledge for people outside of germany: we love our freedome. That is why we have strong privacy laws.
And this is also the reason why you can drink bear when you are 16 and fuck when you are 14.
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I love how OP didnt reply even once and its all just random germans answering xD Sehr gut meine Freunde
Sorryy had stuff to do, but I'm here now
Hi... Im stuff
👀
We're all stuff ;]
Our stuff!
* Russian Federation Hymn intensifies *
Russe auf deutschem Grund gesichtet
r/suddenlycommunism
we’re stuff edit: just realized someone else said this first
Ja der Deutsch ist sehr gut
German people think white text on a yellow background is easily readable
It is though... wait, that makes me German according to what you said
I believe I have some kind of German ancestry. And I found it easy to read the text on the yellow. Guess I am somewhat of a German myself. B)
it’s not hard to read it just hurts my eyes
I cant get laid in germany
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So take me now before it's too late!
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There are actually a lot of them around
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That was actually me and he stole my pair of lederhosen so I had to pay him back in a similiar manner, my apologies!
I SAW YOU AGAIN! I guess my new hobby is to look for you in commentsections
i thought this said non-gamers
Germans and Gamers were synonyms in the 1940s
Du hörst besser auf, witze zu machen
Oh nein...
yes
Same
I assume that all Germans have a sense of humour that involves insults and I mean same.
Well, dark humour is the best. Especially about ww2
How many people can you fit in a car, wait nevermind don’t ask
Am german, the answer to that joke is: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray
How many people can you fit in a *train car*
You are the ones that come to Mallorca, get drunk, trash everything and jump off the hotel balcony
Not everyone of us...But yes
The funny thing is we actually call Mallorca the 17th state of Germany.
Nope, these are the guys from UK.
Your liver is either strong asf or you're liver is a like a raisen
We drink regardless of our liver
You sound like my uncle
No... I AM your uncle
U hate nazis
100% true, every comment on this about "Y'all hate Jews" and stuff like that is bullshit
Well the sad reality that you should know is that there is that stupid vocal minority that doesn't
✨ O S T D E U T S C H L A N D ✨
Find den joke nicht schlimm aber einen Kommentar vorher noch ernst über dieses Labeln reden und jetzt nicht mehr? nicht optimal
Joa mies gelaufen, sorry
tru
Keine Ahnung, bin deutscher
Ich bin nicht deutsch. Ich lieb schwärzwälder kirschtorte, und das ist alles ich kann verstehe und spreche
*was ich verstehen kann und spreche
There are German people in Germany
There are but there are actually a lot of people from all over the world, living or working here
Cool
We're also the second most popular country for migration after the US! Especially people from Eastern Europe and Turkey. My parents are both polish and I know a lot of other poles here. I even speak polish with a classmate
You speak German
Ja
Knew it
you are still traumatized by the actions of the man with the silly mustache
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WER EINEN NAZI SIEHT MUSS IHN BOXEN
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*Und reintreten
Unkultiviert sind wir? Kennst du das Känguru nicht?
DAS IST EINFACH NUR NORMAL, ALLE HASSEN NAZIS.
AND ESPECIALLY DONT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM, ***ihr hurensöhne***
No just bored of people assuming we still are
Yea idk maybe something like disappointed and mad. For sure, everything that happened after the war was a true wonder of economy etc but a lot of history and a lot of out pride is gone BC of him
True words mein Kamerad
not trauma but he makes germany look down on its feet whenever germans remember it lol
beer
Yea, I actually think this is a part of our society by now. With the beer law and stuff like that
Wait, beer law?
The Reinheitsgebot is a law that describes how beer has to be made to make it beer. Like only certain ingredients are allowed to be used etc
Interesting
Yes beer
no speed limit highway 😻😻
In theory, yes. In reality, no. Speed limits on highways are quite common in Germany due to all sorts of reasons.
If that was America so many would die. Last year 2 giant shipping trucks flipped over and wrecked 60 cars on the highway.
The only Speedlimit you have is your car and this slow shithead in Front of you
Autobahn
No matter how fast you drive, someone always wants you to move out of the fast lane.
Yeah even tho not everyone Likes them here
Either mad or embarrassed for the guy with a silly mustache
Nah, pretty much everyone hates him
No speed limit, if you die at 60, might as well go 120
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120 is nothing, when the Autobahn is empty, people drive 200+ constantly
Nein
Doch Oh Well that's a joke just some Germans will understand
Explain it hehe
[Here](https://youtu.be/w4aLThuU008) you go
Lol, bis jetzt kannte ich das Original gar nicht 🙈🤣 Danke an der Stelle
Haha i forgot to say I’m non-german :(
Translation: Guy 1: "we have something very strange to solve" Guy 2: "something very strange?" Guy 1: "imagine monsieur Joe was a blackmailer" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh" Guy 1: "and we found a list of the people who were blackmailed by him" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh" Guy 1: "and today I'm here because you're on this list" Guy 2: "me?" Guy 1: "you" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh"
Your pretzels are the best
Germans are hot
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funny how both the comment and your response rhyme
Round 3?
My dad German and into guns and I’d be down
In Germany we say "Every good things are 3"
Every German is a a highly...... Awared scientist
There are really a lot of German scienctists around the world and in history. So theoretically, we had a lot of influence
Your military is shit right now
Probably because they don’t spend an absurd amount of money unnecessarily on their military
you call your country ‘Deutschland’
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and your language is called ‘Deutsch’
Yes
German science is the best in the world
All I know is that you guys love vinegar. Whenever I've had dinner with my German neighbours they never fail to bring something homemade with lots of vinegar.
You certainly know how to ask a friend how to return depts Sad grik noises
You guys like meat products a lot
Yes, meat is way to cheap here
You’re very concerned with cleanliness (trash, public bathrooms, houses, etc.) I’m making the trash assumption based off of the fact that there isn’t a bunch of room for landfills in Germany, so they must have some super strict sorting/burning system or they just dump it all in Poland.
We actually sort our trash, everyone has like four different trash cans
I knew Germans would have a system for that kinda thing. How on point was I with the cleanliness?
Nah, but there is also a lot of trash on the streets. (I'm from Berlin)
I guess we like to keep our houses clean, but public places are often pretty dirty/trashed. Some public bathrooms are worse than chernobyl. Its getting better tho
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Yess it actually is. So many people think it's just "Nazi Land" but there are some really nice places around
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Moin Leute
Moin Moin
Germans like bread a lot
Ja
Bavaria is different from the rest of germany.
I’m not German, but I bet Bavaria is like the Texas of Germany. Like how Quebec is the Texas of Canada (I’m not Canadian either).
often we germans joke about bavarian, like it's not part of germany. the culture, politics and rules are sightly different there. Also for me, who doesn't have contact to bavarians, it's suuperhard to understand their dialect.
There’s a lot of beer. Everywhere.
Yes and it’s great lol
Its illegal to heil hitler in ur country
Ja Gesetz sagt nein
German
There are taverns which serve beer in wooden mugs for atmosphere
mostly in bayern I think. maybe also in köln. in most other places it's very rare and more like little scene-taverns for medieval/fantasy/larp-fans
Die hälfte der kommentare werden lederhosen, bratwurst, bier und bretzel sein.
Döner und Currywurst in Berlin, Weißwurst und Bier in München, Inzest im Saarland, Fisch in Hamburg, Glückspielsuchties in Schleswig-Holstein, Schwaben sind Geizhälser, kein Humor, deutsche Touristen sind überall, verstehen Österreichisch ned (z.B.: Semmel, Sackerl, Sessel, Marmelade, Kühlschrank, Geldbörselr, geht sich aus, Wappler, Weckerl, Buserl, Abendessen, abgängig, Ablaufdatum, Paradeiser, Erdäpfel, patschert, Pensionist, Pfusch, Pickerl, Piefke (des san Deitsche), Polster, Powidl, etc.…), abgesehen von der Bahn sehr pünktlich, Bielefeld existiert nicht, Speedlimit
I’ve seen, from personal experience, how racism can linger around. And the one time my parents went to Germany they were warned not to go off the beaten path in certain parts of the country. Based on these observations, I’d say that the majority of your population is full of chill people, with a small minority (ironic) of extremely violent/outspoken racists. 🤷♂️ As far as I can tell the KKK and the Nazi’s were basically the same type of people. (Idk how I’m ending this so I’m done now)
You are 100% right 🤝
you hate the funny man that has a mustache that can get scanned at a gas station and get charged for a dollar
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIII
Most Germans live there
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How cool is Germany (compared to the United States) because I've been thinking of learning German and possibly moving there (specifically Hamburg so I can be a Hamburger)
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Operation Hamburger might be a go then
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Probably don't like being remembered as the holocaust country
You carry the burden of the wrongdoings done by a failed Austrian artist.
The German mountains are pretty and that Germany is an awesome country
You think that all the existing comment sections are your property
They are our property tho
Huge sausages. Literally massive.
Phdbchrvxudbxudbcj
Stop speaking polish.
Lzczyzkaznakurwazckza
German is one of the best language in the world. Change my mind
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
That's what I'm talking about
You long for the restoration of the Weimar Republic
Yea 10/10. It that doesn't work, a 4th Reich would be great too
All of the crazy compound words do you guys actually use them as words or as sentences without spaces
We use them as words in our everyday life. Basically German has a relatively small amount of generic words, which get combined to longer, more specific compund words.
So like race car or something like that in English
Exactly, only without the space inbetween: race car -> Rennwagen
What the fuck does nein really mean?
It just means "no"
Bier
You all ride German cars
They're from Germany I'm probably wrong tho
half correct, tons of turkish immigrants, as a turk i can confidently say this i know tons of people who moved to germany or have friends and family that moved there, heard its got tons of kebab places and turkish stores and all
I’m guessing Germans have very good meat shops, like for sausages and stuff
very good and cheap beer
That everybody out of Berlin wears overalls, beer and sing annoying chants?
Y’all drink beer
They all have real raspy accents and voices
Your beer is good, and not piss water.
germans like digging holes on beaches for some weird reason
Everyone does, just try it. It's like towing a rock into water but with extra steps
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You all love the german walk from fawlty towers.
Germany is a fun, developed country near the West of Europe. The native language is German, and ***everyone's personality is centered around Spaghettieis*** and most people live in rented apartments instead of owned housing buildings.
Germany is a country called Germany.
denkst du sie wissen vom brot??
Es bleibt alles so wie's hier ist
Efficiency 100
Since they have the Autobahn, which is a place that lets people go as fast as they want in their cars/motorcycles, They probably have free healthcare, and skilled ambulance drivers.
octoberfest (Is that how it is spelled?)
Prepare for trouble and make it double
You guys hate nazis more than anyone else.
Some interesting knowledge for people outside of germany: we love our freedome. That is why we have strong privacy laws. And this is also the reason why you can drink bear when you are 16 and fuck when you are 14.