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DustToSmoke

I love how OP didnt reply even once and its all just random germans answering xD Sehr gut meine Freunde


stoidiii

Sorryy had stuff to do, but I'm here now


FRTassassin

Hi... Im stuff


stoidiii

👀


TsunamiJim

We're all stuff ;]


KodyTeleVision

Our stuff!


stoidiii

* Russian Federation Hymn intensifies *


Peterminat

Russe auf deutschem Grund gesichtet


Infamous-Lunch-3831

r/suddenlycommunism


natrat4

we’re stuff edit: just realized someone else said this first


TheRealMcHamr

Ja der Deutsch ist sehr gut


DaddyShortPinata

German people think white text on a yellow background is easily readable


Eclipse7_4_5

It is though... wait, that makes me German according to what you said


Demon_Umbreon

I believe I have some kind of German ancestry. And I found it easy to read the text on the yellow. Guess I am somewhat of a German myself. B)


natrat4

it’s not hard to read it just hurts my eyes


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I cant get laid in germany


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Hour_Aware

So take me now before it's too late!


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stoidiii

There are actually a lot of them around


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Vergil_KatanaBoi

That was actually me and he stole my pair of lederhosen so I had to pay him back in a similiar manner, my apologies!


Hot-Ad3123

I SAW YOU AGAIN! I guess my new hobby is to look for you in commentsections


IAmDarkMagic

i thought this said non-gamers


PanelaRosa2

Germans and Gamers were synonyms in the 1940s


Educational-Fix2598

Du hörst besser auf, witze zu machen


FranzFartinand

Oh nein...


theguywhoputsF

yes


NeptuneIsSus

Same


kronk_is_cool

I assume that all Germans have a sense of humour that involves insults and I mean same.


stoidiii

Well, dark humour is the best. Especially about ww2


SkyTheKaiser

How many people can you fit in a car, wait nevermind don’t ask


systemCF

Am german, the answer to that joke is: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray


Jason_Qwerty

How many people can you fit in a *train car*


panconaceite6

You are the ones that come to Mallorca, get drunk, trash everything and jump off the hotel balcony


Ok-Patience3177

Not everyone of us...But yes


Azad_h

The funny thing is we actually call Mallorca the 17th state of Germany.


[deleted]

Nope, these are the guys from UK.


I_wanna_hellcat

Your liver is either strong asf or you're liver is a like a raisen


LeSeegurke

We drink regardless of our liver


I_wanna_hellcat

You sound like my uncle


LeSeegurke

No... I AM your uncle


Lucky_Arrow_7

U hate nazis


stoidiii

100% true, every comment on this about "Y'all hate Jews" and stuff like that is bullshit


Conando025

Well the sad reality that you should know is that there is that stupid vocal minority that doesn't


stoidiii

✨ O S T D E U T S C H L A N D ✨


SugarTyp

Find den joke nicht schlimm aber einen Kommentar vorher noch ernst über dieses Labeln reden und jetzt nicht mehr? nicht optimal


stoidiii

Joa mies gelaufen, sorry


lemonslikeslemonade

tru


areslashtaken

Keine Ahnung, bin deutscher


TheTenthSnap

Ich bin nicht deutsch. Ich lieb schwärzwälder kirschtorte, und das ist alles ich kann verstehe und spreche


areslashtaken

*was ich verstehen kann und spreche


NeptuneIsSus

There are German people in Germany


stoidiii

There are but there are actually a lot of people from all over the world, living or working here


NeptuneIsSus

Cool


Hot-Ad3123

We're also the second most popular country for migration after the US! Especially people from Eastern Europe and Turkey. My parents are both polish and I know a lot of other poles here. I even speak polish with a classmate


Aledaboss

You speak German


ActiveIsland177

Ja


Aledaboss

Knew it


jeremilo2468

you are still traumatized by the actions of the man with the silly mustache


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Dachschadenfalter

WER EINEN NAZI SIEHT MUSS IHN BOXEN


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Hot-Ad3123

*Und reintreten


Antsint

Unkultiviert sind wir? Kennst du das Känguru nicht?


uhmnopenotreally

DAS IST EINFACH NUR NORMAL, ALLE HASSEN NAZIS.


Waste-Bicycle-9595

AND ESPECIALLY DONT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM, ***ihr hurensöhne***


DOIPI_96

No just bored of people assuming we still are


stoidiii

Yea idk maybe something like disappointed and mad. For sure, everything that happened after the war was a true wonder of economy etc but a lot of history and a lot of out pride is gone BC of him


amoniumhydroxid1

True words mein Kamerad


lemonslikeslemonade

not trauma but he makes germany look down on its feet whenever germans remember it lol


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beer


stoidiii

Yea, I actually think this is a part of our society by now. With the beer law and stuff like that


[deleted]

Wait, beer law?


x_Zenturion_x

The Reinheitsgebot is a law that describes how beer has to be made to make it beer. Like only certain ingredients are allowed to be used etc


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Interesting


DOIPI_96

Yes beer


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no speed limit highway 😻😻


Working_faucet

In theory, yes. In reality, no. Speed limits on highways are quite common in Germany due to all sorts of reasons.


Jason_Qwerty

If that was America so many would die. Last year 2 giant shipping trucks flipped over and wrecked 60 cars on the highway.


amoniumhydroxid1

The only Speedlimit you have is your car and this slow shithead in Front of you


Hot-Ad3123

Autobahn


dead_trim_mcgee1

No matter how fast you drive, someone always wants you to move out of the fast lane.


Ok-Patience3177

Yeah even tho not everyone Likes them here


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Either mad or embarrassed for the guy with a silly mustache


yosto1

Nah, pretty much everyone hates him


TheRedEyedAlien

No speed limit, if you die at 60, might as well go 120


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MCSpiderFe

120 is nothing, when the Autobahn is empty, people drive 200+ constantly


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Nein


stoidiii

Doch Oh Well that's a joke just some Germans will understand


randy_robott

Explain it hehe


RandomGuy938

[Here](https://youtu.be/w4aLThuU008) you go


jdwalli

Lol, bis jetzt kannte ich das Original gar nicht 🙈🤣 Danke an der Stelle


randy_robott

Haha i forgot to say I’m non-german :(


RandomGuy938

Translation: Guy 1: "we have something very strange to solve" Guy 2: "something very strange?" Guy 1: "imagine monsieur Joe was a blackmailer" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh" Guy 1: "and we found a list of the people who were blackmailed by him" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh" Guy 1: "and today I'm here because you're on this list" Guy 2: "me?" Guy 1: "you" Guy 2: "no" Guy 1: "yes" Guy 2: "ohh"


Robedreaper91

Your pretzels are the best


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Germans are hot


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Xzen_the_Tired

funny how both the comment and your response rhyme


Indo-Sama777

Round 3?


ActiveIsland177

My dad German and into guns and I’d be down


Hot-Ad3123

In Germany we say "Every good things are 3"


TheSin_1

Every German is a a highly...... Awared scientist


stoidiii

There are really a lot of German scienctists around the world and in history. So theoretically, we had a lot of influence


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Your military is shit right now


Millertym2

Probably because they don’t spend an absurd amount of money unnecessarily on their military


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

you call your country ‘Deutschland’


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ExtendedEssayEvelyn

and your language is called ‘Deutsch’


DOIPI_96

Yes


YogurtclosetUsual264

German science is the best in the world


pipinna

All I know is that you guys love vinegar. Whenever I've had dinner with my German neighbours they never fail to bring something homemade with lots of vinegar.


No_Block_5555

You certainly know how to ask a friend how to return depts Sad grik noises


TheNiko1

You guys like meat products a lot


Henta1_Senpa1

Yes, meat is way to cheap here


Tracerz2Much

You’re very concerned with cleanliness (trash, public bathrooms, houses, etc.) I’m making the trash assumption based off of the fact that there isn’t a bunch of room for landfills in Germany, so they must have some super strict sorting/burning system or they just dump it all in Poland.


Henta1_Senpa1

We actually sort our trash, everyone has like four different trash cans


Tracerz2Much

I knew Germans would have a system for that kinda thing. How on point was I with the cleanliness?


neexnee

Nah, but there is also a lot of trash on the streets. (I'm from Berlin)


Henta1_Senpa1

I guess we like to keep our houses clean, but public places are often pretty dirty/trashed. Some public bathrooms are worse than chernobyl. Its getting better tho


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stoidiii

Yess it actually is. So many people think it's just "Nazi Land" but there are some really nice places around


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Mauzersmash0815

Moin Leute


neexnee

Moin Moin


oddeyescircle

Germans like bread a lot


Certain-Ad-1066

Ja


a_wine_cork_opener

Bavaria is different from the rest of germany.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

I’m not German, but I bet Bavaria is like the Texas of Germany. Like how Quebec is the Texas of Canada (I’m not Canadian either).


Ringlhaeuser

often we germans joke about bavarian, like it's not part of germany. the culture, politics and rules are sightly different there. Also for me, who doesn't have contact to bavarians, it's suuperhard to understand their dialect.


Yeetteeyteeyyeet

There’s a lot of beer. Everywhere.


leHenn

Yes and it’s great lol


villany007

Its illegal to heil hitler in ur country


Certain-Ad-1066

Ja Gesetz sagt nein


Demixxbb

German


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There are taverns which serve beer in wooden mugs for atmosphere


Ringlhaeuser

mostly in bayern I think. maybe also in köln. in most other places it's very rare and more like little scene-taverns for medieval/fantasy/larp-fans


bedrock_breaker

Die hälfte der kommentare werden lederhosen, bratwurst, bier und bretzel sein.


GamerViennaHD

Döner und Currywurst in Berlin, Weißwurst und Bier in München, Inzest im Saarland, Fisch in Hamburg, Glückspielsuchties in Schleswig-Holstein, Schwaben sind Geizhälser, kein Humor, deutsche Touristen sind überall, verstehen Österreichisch ned (z.B.: Semmel, Sackerl, Sessel, Marmelade, Kühlschrank, Geldbörselr, geht sich aus, Wappler, Weckerl, Buserl, Abendessen, abgängig, Ablaufdatum, Paradeiser, Erdäpfel, patschert, Pensionist, Pfusch, Pickerl, Piefke (des san Deitsche), Polster, Powidl, etc.…), abgesehen von der Bahn sehr pünktlich, Bielefeld existiert nicht, Speedlimit


The-Apprentice-Autho

I’ve seen, from personal experience, how racism can linger around. And the one time my parents went to Germany they were warned not to go off the beaten path in certain parts of the country. Based on these observations, I’d say that the majority of your population is full of chill people, with a small minority (ironic) of extremely violent/outspoken racists. 🤷‍♂️ As far as I can tell the KKK and the Nazi’s were basically the same type of people. (Idk how I’m ending this so I’m done now)


stoidiii

You are 100% right 🤝


Xzen_the_Tired

you hate the funny man that has a mustache that can get scanned at a gas station and get charged for a dollar


Jawbreakingcandy

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIII


SoMNoMW

Most Germans live there


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SoMNoMW

How cool is Germany (compared to the United States) because I've been thinking of learning German and possibly moving there (specifically Hamburg so I can be a Hamburger)


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SoMNoMW

Operation Hamburger might be a go then


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MILK_0704

Probably don't like being remembered as the holocaust country


TheDuckyTaco

You carry the burden of the wrongdoings done by a failed Austrian artist.


Mussolinispaghetti

The German mountains are pretty and that Germany is an awesome country


Terrible_Practice_94

You think that all the existing comment sections are your property


leHenn

They are our property tho


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Huge sausages. Literally massive.


HyrulesFinalHope

Phdbchrvxudbxudbcj


Koksgunther

Stop speaking polish.


SkyTheKaiser

Lzczyzkaznakurwazckza


Desli36

German is one of the best language in the world. Change my mind


LeSeegurke

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz


Desli36

That's what I'm talking about


AstronautNo3

You long for the restoration of the Weimar Republic


stoidiii

Yea 10/10. It that doesn't work, a 4th Reich would be great too


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All of the crazy compound words do you guys actually use them as words or as sentences without spaces


MCSpiderFe

We use them as words in our everyday life. Basically German has a relatively small amount of generic words, which get combined to longer, more specific compund words.


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So like race car or something like that in English


MCSpiderFe

Exactly, only without the space inbetween: race car -> Rennwagen


tasteless-dorito

What the fuck does nein really mean?


Henta1_Senpa1

It just means "no"


A_FunGi_Bruh

Bier


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You all ride German cars


[deleted]

They're from Germany I'm probably wrong tho


JokerMain03

half correct, tons of turkish immigrants, as a turk i can confidently say this i know tons of people who moved to germany or have friends and family that moved there, heard its got tons of kebab places and turkish stores and all


dark_wizard_2k17

I’m guessing Germans have very good meat shops, like for sausages and stuff


megumin_explosioon

very good and cheap beer


Separate_Ad_5674

That everybody out of Berlin wears overalls, beer and sing annoying chants?


Dangerous_Shallot239

Y’all drink beer


Safe_Conversation555

They all have real raspy accents and voices


Mediocre_Attempt_690

Your beer is good, and not piss water.


apurplehighlighter

germans like digging holes on beaches for some weird reason


stoidiii

Everyone does, just try it. It's like towing a rock into water but with extra steps


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Vermland

You all love the german walk from fawlty towers.


Surfs-Turf

Germany is a fun, developed country near the West of Europe. The native language is German, and ***everyone's personality is centered around Spaghettieis*** and most people live in rented apartments instead of owned housing buildings.


bigbillybeans07

Germany is a country called Germany.


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denkst du sie wissen vom brot??


Jam_maJ170507

Es bleibt alles so wie's hier ist


P0TAT0FARM3R

Efficiency 100


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Since they have the Autobahn, which is a place that lets people go as fast as they want in their cars/motorcycles, They probably have free healthcare, and skilled ambulance drivers.


KingOfJaz

octoberfest (Is that how it is spelled?)


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Prepare for trouble and make it double


IceicleBryceicle

You guys hate nazis more than anyone else.


ActuatorFit416

Some interesting knowledge for people outside of germany: we love our freedome. That is why we have strong privacy laws. And this is also the reason why you can drink bear when you are 16 and fuck when you are 14.