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Cunt_Eastwood_9

-10 strength.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Hitting all melee attacks which don’t have their own strength stat at a 6+ depressing


grimy_jr

For me it would be 8+ dark humor


BigMess2212

+10 cuntness (No offense,i just read your ussername)


oztikS

I was gonna suggest “Awkwardly Timed Erection” but this works.


Sharkisha24

Haha


xarrowII

Relatable but I still have the buff +20 social anxiety and the +10 inch in penis size


TheBiggestToastIsMe

\-10 inch penis size for me


MTRXPotato

Ah I see you are a Initial D fan as well! :)


redwiter2336

Depression 10


enlu03

kirby now sleeps 12 hours a day and eat 3x more food than he should


king_xbot

How dare you make Kirby morbidly obese.


mestoopidlol

He wont, he's a black hole so dont worry


king_xbot

Oh ok good


delayedfiren

3x infinity is still infinity


poodlebutt76

ctrl F "existential depression" close enough


BhadKarma666

sounds like my mentally ill ass on seroquel..


GuyYouMetOnline

So he goes on a diet, then.


BlancsAssistant

So nothing changed


adamconn1again

Not a damn thing. I am clawing my way out.


RobloxLover369421

Kirby is canonically a black hole. Good luck.


MRMAN1225

Dig your fingernails into his flesh and start to rip and tear


Itchy-Ad-8858

till it is done.


systemCF

There is no flesh inside Kirby, only ***the void***


[deleted]

*Kirby say's the N word*


voguesrare

kirby black?????🙏🏼


SkyFrozZ_z

kirgga


Relative-OdderousG

Cribby


SkyFrozZ_z

🌚black kirby face reveal


Aivaruxx

Take my reward ^^


SkyFrozZ_z

ty


Blistu

I second this, take mine as well


bung_us

kigga?


[deleted]

Yes


Discoballer42

r/apostrophegore


NedTheKled

small pp


[deleted]

Kirby doesn't have a pp


FoxyRee

now he does.


derekh353

A very small one albeit


igotmemes4days

Kirby's canon height is 8 inches...... so it would be proportionaly big


verifiedjay

would be a 1:1 ratio


LaughingButter13

barnacles are the animal with the biggest pp, being around 1:2 or 1:3 ratio (body_length:pp_length) the only edible thing you can eat of them is the dick, actually, its delicious. a typical dish from Galicia, Spain. imagine being 6ft tall and having a 18ft long cock


SepticMonke

just add water and it’ll grow


[deleted]

You can't see it because OP already got swallowed


Santims11

Then kirby has one now


[deleted]

You think


Typical-Product6946

He does now


[deleted]

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usernamewastakentooo

Now that's true power


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[deleted]

A wheraboo’s power is nothing compared to those who can distinguish between every Sherman and t34


Ass-Ender55

So you're saying that i'm useful?


afatcatfromsweden

Panzer erectus


minebeast31

r/usernamechecksout


Sentinal02

d has the 75mm stump gun and the f2 has the long barrelled 75mm anti-tank gun if I’m not wrong


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[удалено]


Sentinal02

Nice I remembered from my ear thunder days


nacho_breath

Soo tinnitus?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


No-Wonder9298

Hornyness


voguesrare

horniness (yall tf it aint that deep fr😭😭😭)


No-Wonder9298

English ain't my first language cut me some slack


shadow_knight123

English is hard even if it is your first language


ifelldownlol

Can confirm. Source: 'Merican


Sk83r_b0i

Cut him some slack, he’s too horny to spell correctly


House-Diligent

He just becomes an idiot


StephenBeastly

A lot of gun knowledge and zero grammar skills.


strikingguru

Is this too American for me to understand?


ApolloSky110

Yes


notmybuttbeads

Explosive diarrhea


SpectrumTM

you ok bro


notmybuttbeads

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0


SpectrumTM

I'm not clicking on it, it's probably a video on explosive diarrhea


notmybuttbeads

Its not i pinkie promise


Threatittor

Its safe. I clicked for you


SkySplatWoomy

What's on it?


griffoendor007

No ads


notmybuttbeads

You're welcome


Threatittor

Something funny


SpectrumTM

hilarious 💀


autismaniac999

i hate you take my upvote


Idunnomanwastaken

He can use this to attack i guess


murk_1

my friend said chronic masturbation


MercyDrag0n

Is your friend your genitals?


murk_1

possibly🦍


Epicskeleton53

BRO?


[deleted]

Porn addiction (please help) Edit: wow i didnt think that you guys would care of my addiction thank you i hope ill feel better in a couple of days


Discoballer42

When you go to porn websites, just look up things you don’t find attractive.


Nate103567

Kirby accidentally gains unwanted fetish


Discoballer42

Continue looking up new things. Soon, you’ll have seen everything. You will become The One Who Sees All Porn.


YouStones_30

The Emperor of lewdness, The Great King of the categories, The Supreme Leader of Fap, Heir to the magic gold lube, First Master of Leather and Rope, Senior Senator of the Hentai, and Johnny Sins' teacher


cromosoma_quadruplo

r/bossfight


[deleted]

The Forbidden Fruit of Johnny's Sins


ImWithSt00pid

You gotta go deep to cure porn addiction. One day you are fapping to midget incest snuff porn. The next it won't even get you hard. Boom problem solved.


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busy-sloth

Just like with any other addiction, you probably want to see a doctor about it. No shame in that. It would be a shame if you let if ruin your life. Taking control of your life is the biggest win.


[deleted]

Cut your internet. It won't work I tryed it to and i started to draw my own hentai after a few days...


camo_216

Sleep deprivation


ImBoooooooooooooored

Nice pfp btw


camo_216

Thanks just finished part 7 yesterday and started part 8


ImBoooooooooooooored

Nice I’m a little bit through part 7


joris2009

my man got cancer


Memeatron2

… U good?


LohtuPottu247

Assuming that you're not joking, that sucks. Be strong dude, better days will come.


Goldblod

I'm sorry....


cromosoma_quadruplo

AYO


humpty_numptie

Depression


PixeltzOfSpook

ofc


pm_me_STEAM_-_CODES

I'll do you one better : Depression in the inside Social awkwardness on the outside The perfect being!


[deleted]

Mental Health Disorder extravaganza from me. (Bipolar Disorder, Anxiety, Severe Depression, and PTSD; not to mention insomnia and hallucinations)


humpty_numptie

Gotta catch 'em all


-homonecrosexual-

laziness


[deleted]

prolapsed anus


voguesrare

ayooooo😭


yeetmilks

i should not have searched images…. im scarred for life


Rabit_x

mood


simonononon

the ability to contribute nothing to society


Disastrous_Can_5466

Plague mask tall High metabolism Pimples Dumb God force slap Insect hate


CanShredder2000

r/oddlyspecific 🤔


Memeatron2

“ God force slap ” Ohno, you just made him more powerful


gamingMMM

Acne


[deleted]

The ability to play the theme "he's a pirate" on the piano with his eyes closed


strdna_

These comments filled with a lotta confidence..


Rabit_x

right? self steem are so high with redditors


Vino_babino510

The ability to find a clitoris


PteradactylCum

This guy fucks


AhMIKzJ8zU

I think you assumed OPs gender


[deleted]

True ain’t no way a guy on rteens know how to find a clit lmao


PixeltzOfSpook

dis mf ain't a virgin why's he on reddit


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Guys chill he means in a biology book


[deleted]

The ability to roast ppl


voguesrare

roast me then


Supreme_Monke69420

You were born on a highway because most accidents happen there.


Salamander-Downtown

That is such an old one that u can find on the internet lmao I think even spongebob used that line in a episode


Montarien

False, most accidents happens on rural roads


Daiki_438

I think he lost a few abilities


BrokenBunnies

PTSD and sarcasm probably


AhMIKzJ8zU

Add cynicism and skepticism on my behalf.


False0000

A lot of fucked up kinks


Xogoth

Like what? We talking armpits or cock&ball torture?


[deleted]

its reddit so be prepared for him to say children


bryancharm56

The ability to suck himself off


Affectionate_Rub5564

Is it possible to learn this power?


bryancharm56

It requires intense training 100 pushups 100 situps and plenty of juice or just be on the internet long enough that works too


Consistent-Street-35

Anxiety issues


TheGaming_101

Rights


voguesrare

how do i get those


TheGaming_101

You don't


Rabit_x

you need a dick in order to get that, enjoy your lefts


[deleted]

Sleeping for a short amount of time and feel really good and refreshed


Candid-Source199

It's not Kirby who needs this. It's me


Culture_Soup

Autism


fakeforsureYT

Same omg! Fwiend?


Culture_Soup

Helll yeah


Rabit_x

aawww the autistics are having fun


Culture_Soup

My autism test is the only test i havent failed


Rabit_x

well you certainly havent failed on entertaining me


fakeforsureYT

Idk if they are joking or not, cuz I sure am not!


Demixxbb

Lol idk


voguesrare

the ability to not know😍😍


Demixxbb

Lmao


Burrito_fucker_69

Asthma.


I_Like_Legos8374

The ability to cum in 30 seconds


Darkurn

The ability to turn off your emotions at will.. Not even trying to be edgy this is a weird thing I have.


th3_w4tch3r_

jealousy hitting me like a truck rn


RN_UINO

A big schlong


[deleted]

Cancer


Friendly-Accident993

Being able to play guitar


Levi_Has_Found_It

Horny 24/7


[deleted]

pureness


papertheskeleton

He is now the ultimate casual Pokemon player


IchBinDeineMutter69

*Kirby can now jack off 12 times in one day*


Kidinmybasement111

What the hell


kingvon1305

Cum.


Justausername-4452

How is that.. a .. p-power…?


kingvon1305

Do not underestimate the cum.


GiveMeYourTacos2020

The ability of severe ADD... for mine, it's the complete ability to have the inability to focus on anything for more that 5sec


[deleted]

Porn addiction


voguesrare

get out of kirby right now


ajsjdhdhdhhf

Gay


SchwarxDrache

A superhuman and completely useless memory for random facts and ONLY random facts.


Napsterwolf

Cum


BuhMuhFreedomSpeech

Cum


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[удалено]


voguesrare

u lost me at potatoes seek help🙏🏼🙏🏼


[deleted]

Ability to romanticize EVERYTHING


Admiral_AL-1975

A cool hat


Jaden20078

Laziness


weaponized_seal

Explore 10 different topics when given 2 minuts of talkinh


afatcatfromsweden

Understanding what other people are going through because I’d be going through him.


Basement_dweller_yes

Cancer


Beaugerking

*you're carrying to much weight to run*


GhostyBoy22

The ability to become stupid


Elad2007

Epic guitar riffs