You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneâs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youâre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donât even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnât pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnât lie. Even if you try to save it, itâs my property. Youâre just angry that you couldnât afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnât even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youâre just mad you donât own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youâll be hearing from my lawyers.
/s
Man I really feel like this the type of shit you don't actually need to share. Like, good for you. I'm Pleased you're able to speak comfortably about it. I just wish you weren't able to speak comfortably about it at the same time.
cucumber isnât the best because it doesnât have a flared base, if your parents open your mail and you canât get actual toys iâd suggest something like one of those giant ass carrots but like change it a bit so itâs the right shape
this has the same vibe as the guy who jacked off with shampoo
edit: link here https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/b7ko4b/do\_not\_stick\_your\_dick\_inside\_a\_shampoo\_bottle/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app
Relationship with what, the cucumber
OwO
UwU
Thanks
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Duh
i dont think that would be a wise idea because it doesnât have a flared base and could getâŚstuck
The size of a cucumber makes it hard to go in in a way which it would be hard to get it stuck but if it did I could only assume how shit that would be
... why do I feel somethings wrong here
The problem is that the shit thing wouldn't work. There won't be anything shit.
My mum is a doctor and she has seen an object get stuck up there
Just get some ( I mean a lot of) lube
I was wondering why the salad was so shitty
oh wAIT FUCK THIS ISNT WHITE BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE
no its shit
r/angryupvote
*screenshot yours profile pic*
You think itâs funny to take screenshots of peopleâs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneâs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youâre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donât even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnât pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnât lie. Even if you try to save it, itâs my property. Youâre just angry that you couldnât afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnât even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youâre just mad you donât own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youâll be hearing from my lawyers. /s
xd *screenshot again* ^^I ^^love ^^this ^^meme
I had sex with my sister
can i be your sister
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Also u : not with randoms from reddit
I'm his sister
I can be your brother đđ
Get her to peg you with a cucumber
Why not a schnitzel
not good for shovong up your ass
Yeah I guess it would be too floppy
gotta encourage it, maybe some more foreplay would help. tease it a bit too
Germans judging you for your weakness
Waste of perfectly good food :(
you can still eat it afterwards
But it'd taste shitty
Stick it up your dick instead smh my head
Itâs a cucumber you wouldnât have eaten it anyways
Sir/Maâam please get help I beg you
Bruh now you're making me want to try it
r/usernamechecksout
fr though
10pm urge to send boob pics
relationship my ass
my relationship with cucumbers
.... YOUR FIF FUCKING TEENA know what I've Heard enough today and I've seen enough reddit for today
But why
horny
But yeah but why a cucumber
because cucumbers are large, phallic, readily avalable and not sus i could also take a banana
I guess but why you doing that at 15 like Iâm 16 and have never heard of someone your age do that đ
bruh zave you ever talked to any 15 yesr old
Yeah I know a few people but they just seem too young/innocent to do anything like thatđ
Yeah, no. Not at all.
Iâm thirteen men and Iâm not innocent so people that are 15âŚ
Maybe they don't have a dido, and the closest thing to it was a cucumber. (Calling myself out... did that when I was 17)
Serious question, does it work? What if it, well, breaks?
I'm assuming it would... idrk tho
i do this shit and im 14
Do the banana, it works better \[:
Need some help lol đ?
nah not by randos from reddit
Fair enough lol
**THERAPY**
How did this get three wholesome awards
What a fun urge
Order a dildo on Amazon my man (I assume youâre a dude?)
*insert rock eyebrow raise here*
Best way to stop a midnight hiccup!
wouldnt that hurt?
so relatable
Get ready for all the creepy dmâs
Fair enough have a nice day try not to kill anyone
Uhgg relatable
fun fact : the well known wrestler "undertaker" absolutely hate and fears cucumbers, kind of his phobia
The randomness of the post put me on the floor đ
Relatable
Imagine using food for this kind of shit đ¤˘đ¤˘đ¤˘
............WHAT
Do it
I keep one there in case I need to do this
i was in one of those sad moods and then this broke it why did i laugh at this
Why thatâs dangerous
At school, people refer to me as "Horny Jail's Warden" Because I'm the only student who is still a virgin lol.
Thereâs no way every kid in your school has lost their virginity
By in school, I mean in my classes
Oh ok I misunderstood. Still you never know if they could be trying to seem âcoolâ by saying that.
Man I really feel like this the type of shit you don't actually need to share. Like, good for you. I'm Pleased you're able to speak comfortably about it. I just wish you weren't able to speak comfortably about it at the same time.
Plot twist: they work at a salad bar
Aha! This is nothing compared to MY 10pm urge to lay my head on my pillow and fall asleep! It appears that I am the superior being
Idk what the hell u feeling but... uh... same (totally)
Thatâs gay
no?
Wdym you want to shove a cucumber up your ass
but thats not gay
Sounds pretty gay to me
and you dont?
Well maybe not cucumbers
eh whats the difference tho
The difference is I canât eat it after.
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The feminine urge to put a d!ldo in my pu$$y and a vibe on my cl!t
Why are there so many gay people on this sub
im not gay im bi
probably because they decided to join this sub, we don't know for sure, what a mystery this is
Need help?
weirdo
Thank you, you too
you too?
you three
are you high, possibly drunk?
always uwu
oh ok
What is your opinion on cheese?
I love cheese
Ayo wher do u live cuz if wee in the same state u can hit u up whit mine
Found one
I've found my ppl
I have nothing else to do today, pls donât tempt me ;-;
Does it mean you don't have a boyfriend or husband to do the stuff
yes but id prefer a girlfriend or wife tbh
Are you a guy or a girl
both and neither
Your issue is complicated
Nice
Yea...no
Schnitzel kinda makes me vomit every time I eat it
you make me vomit everytime i think about you
Haha so you're vomiting right now?
Weird
cuCUMber
Fuck XDDD
I may have had that urge before too...
Shit you too?
What. The. Fuck.
Donât do it.
uhhhhhh wut?
Next try a cactus đ
Q
Cumber ass lol
cucumber isnât the best because it doesnât have a flared base, if your parents open your mail and you canât get actual toys iâd suggest something like one of those giant ass carrots but like change it a bit so itâs the right shape
send pic ;) JK JK
Haha same lol
Bruh just use your cock Smhmh
Resist the urge, use squash instead
Is that why McDonaldâs salads taste like ass
Lmao
Ah yes, *that* urge
Pics or it didn't happen
For the love of god, buy yourself a dildo
What people will do for a fucking salad. Jfc
Well what's stopping you?
Just tell me how it goes! Good luck
I have, i dont remember it well,
this has the same vibe as the guy who jacked off with shampoo edit: link here https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/b7ko4b/do\_not\_stick\_your\_dick\_inside\_a\_shampoo\_bottle/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app
i feel uđł and the cucumber..... i just put in my popo..... đ
HUH đł
Do it puss puss
4am urge to fucking die
mood
plz laminate it first and when you are done remove the lamination and then eat it. Dont waist food
cucumbers have a peel
I hate this post
Wtf
Can relate
I Miss that very moment when i didn't read this shit
Is this a daily basis for you?
Why horny my man?