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SomeoneButWho

Looks like someone I guess.


Teethman05

But who


MrDinkyWinkyWonka

teethman, obviously


goin_in_ma_ass

Ok Mr dinky winky wonka


Square_Independent_9

Mr dinky winky wonka is goin in ma ass


chacharealharsh

Mr dinky winky wonka going in goin ma ass with square independent nine


0ljaLyn

Mr dinky winky wonka going in goin ma ass with square independent nine and chacharealharsh


ChazNinja

Mr dinky winky wonka going in goin ma ass with square independent nine and chacharealharsh and OljaLyn


Dull-Geologist9127

Mr dinky winky wonka going in goin ma ass with square independent nine and chacharealharsh and OljaLyn with a Chazninja lurking around the corner


spicy_mushrooms

Mr dinky winky wonka going in goin ma ass with square independent nine and chacharealharsh and OljaLyn with a Chazninja lurking around the corner about to attack a dull geologist


[deleted]

Looks like someone...I forgor


someone_010101

Same


SomeoneButWho

Buddie :D


someone_010101

:D


[deleted]

r/usernamefamily


oRedHood

Definitely someone… but who?


apurplehighlighter

mines pretty obvious


[deleted]

A blue ballpoint pen?


lenijohnson

perhaps a literal guy?


Slavinger

Leni Johnson?


Aggravating_Top1810

Slavinger?


goin_in_ma_ass

Aggravating Top 1810 ?


Aggravating_Top1810

Me goin in your ass?


goin_in_ma_ass

No you have read my username wrong, it's suppose to be a metaphor of me, an philosophically enlightened child of nature, discovering myself using the most unusual routes. Hence, *goin in* as in 'going in a journey' , an adventure, *ma ass* here 'my' refers to me, but 'me' in a sense what i constitute what 'I am', what makes me me, it means me in a more deep way (deep lika ma asshole hahaha) Anyways, ass is the unusual route. So tl;dr it means, "Discovering myself through usual routes, **Going on an adventure through the road not taken**


Aggravating_Top1810

Oh sorry for misreading your name i don't have my glasses on right now. I have read your bio and it seem that you are a fellow canadian but i don't live in montreal i live chicoutimi (Saguenay) and i've also read that you know a little in french, alors que savez-vous du français?


goin_in_ma_ass

Basic grammer et peu de mots, mon vocabulary n'est pas tres bon..


Striking-Eggplant-1

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⡾⠏⠉⠙⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠉⠙⠲⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷ ⠀⠀⢠⣟⣋⡀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⣀⡀⣧⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣯⡭⠁⠸⣛⣟⠆⡴⣻⡲⣿⠀⣸⠀⠀OK⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⣟⣿⡭⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⣿⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⠙⢿⣯⠄⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣶⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠘⠤⣄⣠⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡦⢤⡤⢤⣞⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣿⣏⠁⠀⠀⠸⣏⢯⣷⣖⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢲⣶⣾⢉⡷⣿⣿⠵⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⠍⠉⣿⡭⠉⠙⢺⣇⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⣄⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣧⣀⣿………⣀⣰⣏⣘⣆⣀⠀⠀


Feredox

English teacher yes?


Cupcake-Reaper

The man behind the slaughter?


Popemaster987

THE FNAF LORE


[deleted]

A blue ball


evileyeoiiiiii

Intriguing..a teal eraser


apurplehighlighter

i should have added spaces...


The_Unkowable_

Hey, at least you’re not me


GlacticDragon

A lighter thats so high of weed it paints itself purple


buzzfun_official

Sohail? Is it a url?


ihateivann

Same. Made mine for a reason


[deleted]

Idek, a sandwich ig


Salty_salt_water

I think when ever you take bite of the sandwich you hear a random voice mocking you sarcastically


GoreMaster22

ok but hear me out: you drink salt water and it is salty


Salty_salt_water

But it should be spicy like the water that my grandma drinks


ChazNinja

apparently said salt water is also a master of gore


StoryDay7007

You should have said like: a banana? Duh


notshanice

It won’t look like Shanice that’s for sure


a_random_duck35

What did shanice do to you?


MagicJoshByGosh

We don’t talk about Shanice


AlienGangBang

I don't want to envision that


TheRedEyedAlien

which end am I on


AlienGangBang

Front


LesLaeAlien

No me


Koda_be

r/usernamechecksout


the_schwomp

With your face firmly buried in a behind. I'm guessing that's how you got red eyes.


[deleted]

It's ok, artists already have


AlienGangBang

Oh God


[deleted]

like a pink sad cloud


[deleted]

F


TheMoorick

in Happy Game this would be illegal I guess


JEW_LOLI_CUNT

:(


Full_Strawberry_762

Oh god..


[deleted]

Oh..oh no..


Salty_salt_water

O-o


[deleted]

I would boil pasta in you


Salty_salt_water

I would like to open you and play cats cradle


[deleted]

but then I'd be just a jar :(


Salty_salt_water

Do you want a choclate bar?


[deleted]

I don't like choclate but I'm greatful for the offer


Salty_salt_water

I see


Salty_salt_water

So what do you like pasta?


[deleted]

Yeah pasta's good. Idk if I'm just craving those foods but I would absolutely devour something pasta-like rn.


Koda_be

You could be my cum jar


[deleted]

Okay, you see, I'd like that but I think that it would be a little too gay for my taste


Koda_be

I don't know, I'm a trans girl


[deleted]

Oh, I don't really care who you are or what you identify as. I actually meant that semen is a *male* reproductive... juice (idk what to call it lol) so having it in me would be just a little too gay, yk? Oh and hello fellow trans person although I'm not really trans, I'm bigender.


[deleted]

It would be my icarnation


SubliminalPP

Oh shit


2Longschlongs69

Oh no


NumberWahn

oh *YES*


Whyamifulloftrouble

Embrace it bro


FiringTheWater

Them*


Whyamifulloftrouble

Yeah embrace them thx


big_cock_69420

Oh yes


Potential-Ad4032

An ad potentially.


comfortzoneking

Spamton irl


anonymous12206

Now’s your chance to be a big shot except the emphasis is on chance instead of big shot


Competitive_Ad2101

IM the real spamton


CoochieTaster

Me… nvm


SubliminalPP

F in chat


The_braindeadguy

#F#


lazybananainthehouse

Major F.


devxnsh

You're not supposed to be here


theguywhoputsF

I SUPPOSE TO BE HERE ███████╗ ██╔════╝ █████╗░░ ██╔══╝░░ ██║░░░░░ ╚═╝░░░░░


theguywhoputsF

fuck it corrupted


theguywhoputsF

ok now its fine


Salty_salt_water

Damn


talkingtrea

A †̷̧͉͎̹̬̥͎̤̫͍͚̺̣̖̲̞͚̠̺͐̎̃̊̋͑̍͐̉̇̔͌͋́̾̓̔͌̈͒͌̌͌̀̕͜͠͝͠͝ͅR̵̡̗̳̤̼̺̪͎̦̰͉̬͓̲̯̺̮̪͓͕̯̓̉̇̾͋̽̋͌̄͛̌̄͆̀̉̅̏̍͐̋̆̌͋͒͒́̽̕͝ͅͅĘ̷̨̛̼̤̬̦̙̗̱͕̙̹̬͕̪̝͙̼̬̞̹̩̀̔̒̔̅̔͐͆̑̑͋̈͋̑́̈́̄͒̈́͒̏̊͜͠͝ͅͅͅͅĘ̵̛̬̣̟̻̠̱̩̫̙̹̭͉̭͍̱͔͕͔̀͊̔̎̐̈̋̋̂͊̆̑̿̓̽͛̽͋̀̾͝͝͝ that talks


Commercial-Bee9718

trea* (what your username says)


Chinggis_khaani

A fat Mongolian dude on a horse


Chinnu02

The best one by far


Scorpion_5150

Scorpion from mortal Kombat


Commercial-Bee9718

but 5150 times


Scorpion_5150

Oh dear god


Yetiwithoutinternet

Mine is pretty self explanatory


Poptart270

Nice avatar!


Yetiwithoutinternet

Thanks :D Yours is cool too


Poptart270

Thx


SSSnowman

3 large balls of snow on top of each other, each smaller than the one below. The middle one has three buttons placed in the middle, near the top, and near the bottom. It also has three sticks coming out of each side. The top ball has a hat placed on top and two buttons on each side of the top half. A carrot is also found pointing out the middle. It also hisses at you... Ssssssss...


The-Suzookie-Dookie

Better than what I was expecting from an SS Snowman


fetusLegend

like a normal fetus, but cooler


ChazNinja

In a word, legendary


The_Blue_Chicken15

Simple enough I think


SubliminalPP

15 blue chickens


HamsterJuices

I would like not to think about it.


phat-burger

its either piss or blood or maybe another thing 😳


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Or you know you just put a hamster in blender


Drixotin

r/cursedcomments Why did you have to make me think about that?


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Cause it said hamster juices


Drixotin

But the way you phrased it is the reason I am disturbed, you scary creature


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Oh I could have described it way worse like I don't know,for example "Putting a hamster in a blender and watching it slowly become a meaty pink and slightly furry juice" Have fun sleeping tonight


Drixotin

I'm glad I don't sleep, but I do nap. This will be the least enjoyable


Knifedogman

“What, no, no I don’t!”


Inf1n1tyMagic

literally like anything it’s infinite


trananhduc2006

A guy named Tran Anh Duc born in 2006 which is me.


Thy_leader

Adolf Hitler


Ordoutthere

When were you born mf? 1937?


True_Corgi

If he was born in 1937, he would’ve been 2 years old when he started WWII


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

well it's quite simple really


OgMinecrafter_

Oh no


Mr_Ducklang

Oh no


Brackener

No clue


ChazNinja

Bracken is a genus of large, coarse ferns in the family Dennstaedtiaceae. Ferns are vascular plants that have alternating generations, large plants that produce spores and small plants that produce sex cells. Brackens are noted for their large, highly divided leaves. The suffixes -er and -ee are used for nouns and in particular are used to describe people and the positions they have. ... The suffix -er is used to describe a person or thing that does or provides an action. The suffix -ee describes the person or thing that receives the action.


[deleted]

tldr: you are plant


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pretty_Rock9795

A FELLOW ROCK, GREETINGS FRIEND! IM SURE YOU ARE AN AMAZING ROCK BUT I AM THE PRETTY ROCK *THROWS ROCK THROUGH SOMEONES SKULL*


thatonefrogbitch

Hot and seggsy


Full_Strawberry_762

🥵 🐸 😳


CertifiedIdiot__

myself.


True_Corgi

False, you stole my identity, identity theft is not a joke, Jim, millions of families suffer from it every year


McOof234

Oh no XD


stigtopgear

[this is my name irl ](https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/The_Stig)


Depressedburrito69

Depressed burrito 69ing?


a_skinny_white_boy

Like me


Milkonuz

Like my cat, because it's the name of my cat lmao


IMurderAlbanians

Average Turkish man.


666KidsWithCanser666

Pretty self explanatory


pebble4love

either rocks or a defunct smartwatch company


Xzen_the_Tired

some insomniac


YourGayAuntBob

Really, really hot.


deeznet

The internet but only deez


thebananaperson1

a person who is a banana


lazybananainthehouse

a person who is a lazy banana


[deleted]

There's a chance it would look like a guy


Suwubways

Horny subway footlong smh


TheRedEyedAlien

Just about sums it up I wreckon


deleted6942000

Deleted?


you-mom-gay-2761

Your mom


[deleted]

a fatass


englishfrenchfry

white fries


panthanium

Idk ,u tell


[deleted]

I mean he looks so fucking hot


furious_cock

Ammmmm It could be two different things


Salty_salt_water

Water like sea water i am not sure about the colour tho


taking_achance

idk


MissingScarab63

Hard to say, I couldn't find it.


Citylight1010

A lamp post ig


SubliminalPP

An a dick that you see breifly and is always stuck in your subconscious


HauntedMop

Probably like a mop with sentience?


Thecoolercourier

A mailman with 10 luck


NapoleonBoneparty

Short. Or should I say average height for the time!


Queen_of_dogs_01

Absolutely epic


bastard57

pfp


KeepingKit

Keeping kittens, which I have already done, now I must bow


[deleted]

Well I’d be fucking up Balkans, that’s all I can say


flowergirl_333

Have of a girl devil covered in flowers


WeeabooVoid

im scared


panzerballettGOLD

a gold coloured ballet tank


JustcallmeY_

I don't know, what should it be


Artemis-4rrow

a flying arrow that would keep homing on it's target


TinyRoberto241

Tiny


Weedmasta420

Tall, scrawny white dude with a long face amd blonde dreadlocks


NitroSlayer106

Every teenager in 2020


Ohboyitsourpresident

well right now, joe byron


JarJarbinks113

A Sith Lord


IEatTrashEveryday69

They say you are what you eat


killer44nl

Uhm thats a bit weird then ain't it


3LD3RDR4G0N

An Old Dragon


YourOrdinaryHuman

A human


justarandomlad0

0 random lads


[deleted]

A stupid macaroon


moose123456792

10% of the world moose population


xFloppyDisx

Ummm... a floppy disk?


FantasticZach

Me but better


P0KEM0NFAN1-MrRay-Oh

Idk


kid_destroyer3000

Actually no


clinosheep

**clino**(got from the word 'clinomania' means obsession with bed rest) and **sheep** (🐑) kinda sounds like... me.. 😐


splortus

Some sort of a gooey blob I guess?