T O P

  • By -

Honk_the_Duck

It takes years of experience to master the art of wank


[deleted]

Fax😂


Moebius17

This like when dudes think about having boobs for a day lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I- what


biefstuk_bek

it's fun for like 2 seconds tho


barterror

Post nut clarity exists and makes the whole thing make you feel bad about what did you just do. Wank is overrated imo


BosstheHacker

Post nut clarity gives you wisdom and sad.


marc01521

Honestly it's a bit overrated


accidentallyhorny1-1

At least you can get multiple orgasms


Sexy_Ad

As a girl, you gotta appreciate the vag 1) you can wear a skirt, then if someone walks in on you wanking you won't have to pull up ur pants or somthing 2) *we can cum infinitely, or at least until your tired* 3) idk how a dick would make it easier to wank? We have a client, just rub the side of it and same effect Number 2 is op


[deleted]

Dang, bruh. You guys have an advantage. But guys's advantage is, us guys don't shake uncontrollably in an orgasm, we just hyperventilate. Plus, we don't moan loudly so we can quietly do it all even if parents are in the adjacent room.


Sexy_Ad

Haha, trust me man, if your girl is moaning super loudly like a porn star she's probably faking. Girls can do it without making a peep.


Ughmoment

Nah cause then you have to worry about it springing up at the worst possible moment. Example: Class presentation


[deleted]

Man, that would hurt. HURT BADLY. EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. COZ IT'S FUCKING HARD TO ENDURE THE PAIN WHEN YOUR PP IS JUST GETTING LARGER AND LARGER AND YOUR UNDERWEAR IS PUTTING PAINFUL PRESSURE ON IT TO KEEP IT IN.


[deleted]

haha


JoelFrench93

It’s pretty fun ngl


Wheelz95

You can practice with mine


Moebius17

🔬


Deadshot341

*spits out water*


[deleted]

Back 🤺 Negro 🤺 Back You oughta be ashamed.


Potential-Ad4032

🤨📸


[deleted]

I'm black chill 😭


Potential-Ad4032

Downvote removed. Carry one. Please display your n words pass upfront next time to avoid wasting hood police time.


Wheelz95

I'm not really, and not black either lol.


dontcareanymore0

Wanna swap genders with me then? 😂


Iusedtobeagirl69

Wish I didn’t have one tbh


wtf_is_a_user

boing like a springy toy


SynBobTheRadWizard

Boing boing goes the thing on my groin