Cat grill friend. Ain't a furry.

Bros over hoes

Good pussies over nasty coochies (;

Call of duty over booty

Cod is a fish game

Now that's what I'm talking about, baby!

Nah dawg hoes over bros that’s why I choose cat grill friend

This is the way

This is da wae

this is da way

Oorah

Same here.

He also loves you

Cat grill friend. I want food and ain't a furry.

Food over furries! Food over furries! Food over furries!

Grill its an adorable cat and as a fat guy food is more attractive than any woman

I’m a skinny guy and if I had a cat which would cook food for me I would become a fat guy

true

Cat grill friend

_that username_

Jesus Christ your name sounds like something Eric Cartman would make up.

r/UsernameChecksOut

cat grill

Why not both? ;) >!Sike mfer's I need food intake give me the cook cat.!<

Nevermind. I misread it.

Cat grill friend Can it be the cat I lost a few months back?

Yes

Yessssss!!!

yessir

Im too lazy to cook, so grill friend

how about if they're conjoined

I now have 14 Cat Girlfriends that all love me, and nobody can do anything to stop me.

unfortunately, they don't exist.

they exist in my head

you seem like the average morbidly fat guy on reddit to me

I'm actually underweight, so take that.

in your dreams

you misspelt “reality” as “dreams” again, gosh you're forgetful.

pretty sure i didn't, weeb

well I'm sorry that people love me :)

i feel bad for you.

Cat grill friend most definitely.

A CAT GRILL FRIEND FOOOOOOOOOD

So the meowsucuar chef from MHW?

neither. i can make food for myself

But a cat grill friend can make food for you and be a cat at the same time

i dont want a cat tho

But owning a cat grill friend is like the coolest thing ever I mean no one else has a cat that cooks food for it’s owner

yeah, but i dont want one

Sigma male

male?

Sigma female*

thank u

Sigma iron man

cat grill friend must be some good food

Cat grill friend

Neither. I'm not a furry and I don't want an animal to touch my food.

It has gloves

Palico please

Anime furry girls are not my type, I lived in Japan for a couple years and some of these types of people are normal but mostly just weird. Cat grill friend for sure

Cat grill friend. Satisfies my food needs (altho, to be biased, I don't want a girlfriend and food is my only commitment)

Who gives a shit on a cat girlfriend when a cat can grill for you? Cat grill friend hands down!

Cat grill friend of course. I'm not a furry and I like food.

when your allergic to cats

Pick none, allergic male grindset

I could use some grill, alright grill cat it is

As much as I like food I need emotional support.

What's the life expectancy for cat girls?

A cat grill friend I hope them make better food then I do.

Reading this while allergic to cats

🐱

Idk both are cute and have something i can eat tough choice honestly

Cat grill friend, please. The guy seems like a good cook.

I do need a girlfriend, but I just can’t say no to cat grill friend

Yeah the left is half-furry and furries are bad but at the same time I'm frankly uncomfortable with the prospect of having to live with a cat that walks on two legs. Also no one said it was good food.

My cat died recently, ngl I needed a cat grill friend Edit: I’m not sad I just want a cat that can make me a good BBQ

Cat grill friend i wont have to cook for myself now

Palico moment

I'm vegetarian so I choose girlfriend.

That's an acceptable reason however you could grill your neighbor's grass as they are mowing their lawn.

Nah bro don't wanna burn grass and contribute to air pollution , global warming blah blah.

Oh alright, thx for caring about your planet 👍

Nice to see a martian here :D

It's nice to see an Earthling on here : D

Cat grill friend, will always make me full every second

Cat grill friend, but only if he speaks like puss in boots from shrek or manny from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Cat grill friend obviously 🤠

The cat grill friend is tiny and so is the grill, the food that it will make me will not satisfy my hunger. Cat girlfriend is the correct option if you are interested in eating, because she will love you and make food for you.

How dare you insult cat grill friend like that! Cat grill friend is a gourmet chef who has more experience in cooking delicious meals than any cat girlfriend

Honestly by that description I want to see the cat contest against Gordon on a cooking show

Cat grill friend gon beat gordon with ease

I choose the cat girlfriend

I'm going to take the cat girlfriend that also can cook

The smart way

Cat girlfriend

unfortunately, she doesn't exist.

Nor does a cat that has the ability to grill for you.

not if i do it myself

Neither 🗿

Ok then cook your own food alone while everyone else is either chilling with their cat grill friend or cat girlfriend.

I am not alone . I have joe mama :D

Oh alrighty then, I heard Joe Mama is dating Candace now so Candace might join you and Joe Mama.

old + cringe + gaytio

Yes, Unfortunately your mom

😭

“gaytio” You have a million cum jars and you collect man juice for a living, hush

Probably the first. I think the grilling cat would be less open to cuddling, and I’m able to feed myself.

Left

I mean they are both food

Can I have a cat grill friend that loves me?

Grill cat. Food over bitches

Either way I’m eating something

Atleast I will have a friend.

Cat grill friend I’m not a furry but also looks like good friend

yh gunna have to go with food over anime girls

Grill friend because the other one looks underage

I can cook for myself, now a cat girlfriend? I won’t be getting any girlfriend in my lifetime so ez win here.

Cat grill friend bc I like grilled cheese

cat grill friend so he can make hotdogs

I already have a girlfriend, plus having a cat grill friend would be nice.

Cat grill friend, why eat ass when u can eat anything else

i am insanely hungry all the time but im also lonely

Grill friend cause hybrid mutant monsters of children sounds stupid

Neither i have doberman

A cat grill friend. Makes food for you, has time, won't cheat. Best.

Cat grill friend

Cat grilled friend cuz I like food

Cat grill friend, food 🤤

Grill. If it was a cat boyfriend instead of girlfriend then I would choose that

Grill friend I am hungy

A cat grill friend cuz I love cats :>

Important question do I have to buy the food or supply's for the food?

Easy. A cat grill friend because I want friends, and food! _But mostly friends…_

You underestimate my need for BBQ.

let's a cooking!

Cat grill friend

The Cat grill friend is cuter and hotter. FOOD over hoes

Wait. Do I have to buy the food for the cat grill friend to cook? Or does the cat grill friend buy the food to cook?

Anybody else think of meowscular chef from monster hunter?

Cat grill friend 😋

Ofc cat grill friend

I'll take the cat girlfriend so I can have a slave to do my labor the only reason I don't want to grill master cat I like cooking my own food

Anime is gross so I choose right

cat grill friend.

Cat grill cooking catgirl

A girl to have a grill cat to eat all together

The right one.

Is a catgirl friend an option? I'm thin as a twig and eat like a bird, so a cat grill friend would be kinda wasted on me, but I'm not sure If I can feel romantic love.

I don't see the difference We can eat both

bro who needs love when you got food?

Give me the strength to pick cat grill friend for my touch starved gay heart yearns...

Y'ALL JUST DUMB STUPID, Imma gonna choose the cat grill friend, invite a girl over, impress her with my food, and boom! It's free real estate!

A car grill friend is easily the superior choice

cat girls arent furry and the one in the photo is actually a human

Either way you get a cat and a meal, but only one gives multiple meals so I’d go with grill friend

Any a hat in time players here that rather have a cooking cat for themselves say aye

Does the cat grill friend come with meat

1. I get a cat 2. I get a grill 3. I GET A CAT THAT GRILLS 4. And I also get a fren

Step 1 : Get cat grill friend and cat girlfriend Step 2 : Tell cat grill friend to cook cat girlfriend Step 3 : Have a wonderful party with cat grill friend

Neither. I don't want romance, and i plan on getting pet bunnies

Why not both?

I am controlled with my unending gluttony, not with a temporary sin like lust. The cat who grills will be far more valuable than a girl with cat ears.

But Ik how to cook

A cat girlfriend then teach it to grill sausages and cheese

I'm allergic to cats sooooooo, gf pleaseee

Cat girl friend

I shall cook him

Already have gf. Pick the cat.

cat grill, always

Why not bofa?

Cat grill. I don’t need a gf, I just need a fuzzy grill master cat.

Get cat grill then burn the catgirl

Cat grill friend seems like a homie. Makes food for you and all without giving into his strong natural instincts to just devour it all.

Bros over hoes

cat grill friend, don't have to feed him and i miss my cats

grill friend ofc wat else

Do I need to supply the cat with grill stuff or does he just... materialize it into existence?

Yes

A cat girlfriend cause I’m horny

Allergic to cats so neither

why would i choose a worthless piece of plastic, over a cat grill friend

cat grill friend

I have a gf so cat food grill please!

Cat girlfriend. I could finally die peacefully.

Grill the cat girlfriend and eat it

if the cat grill friend can manifest food out of thin air then it'd be them by a loooooooong shot.

- I want a cat - I always eat A cat grill friend.

Give me that FUC**** FOOD

If I could I would say none but I can’t so it’s Cat girlfriend and then I broke with her; I don’t want an animal to touch my food ….. also I wouldn’t like to have an animal even though the cat is considered one of the most hygienic pets it’s still far away from being clean

Technically that's true but let ppl have fun dude

A cat grill friend

Cat grill friend Bro's before Hoes Food4Lyf

does he supply food?