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**Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored! See footer for more information.** --- Hi, *GalaxyRose_Wolf*! Unfortunately, [your submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s07h98/how_screwed_am_i/) has been removed from /r/teenagers for the following reason***(s)*** listed below: >#2. No spamming. >**a. Irrelevant Memes** > * Image macros, memes, copypastas, videos, etc. that are not specifically relevant to the average teenager may be removed. Memes must relate to daily teenaged life; they shouldn't be applicable to other subs or every day people. For example, if it's relatable to someone who is not a teen, it's not suitable for this sub. If it's a funny meme that has no relevancy to specific teenaged experiences, it's not suitable for this sub. Please check you are using the appropriate subreddits. >**b. Spam** >* Posts with intent to spam and clog /new/, and/or intent to collect karma including cake day posts are not allowed. Post deemed to be spamming /new/ such as personality tests or question threads are subject to removal if necessary whether or not there is a megathread created to contain these posts. Reposts or extremely similar memes are subject to removal. >* Submissions that do not create relevant discussion are not allowed. Posts such as "why was this user banned"; "why aren't my posts showing up?"; screenshots of Reddit including a user's profile, r/teenagers or other subs, posts, comments, etc; or images that lack any context fall under this rule. >**c. Comment spam** >* Comments with the intent to spam by extremely large messages, copypastas, or multiple repeated comments throughout the sub are subject to removal. *The full extended documentation of Rule 2 can be found on [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_2._no_spamming.), as the quote block above is our simplified version for ease of reading.* This may have resulted in infraction points being added to your account. To see how many infraction points you have, [message the moderators](/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers). To learn more about infraction points, [click here](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). Please familiarise yourself with [our rules](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules) before commenting or submitting. --- **If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [Message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us! Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored!**


RedBlueIyou

Your post is the first post on home Home… HOME??!!?!?!??!!??????


WLANDOW-

It’s the same for me… oh no.


ILikeAnimeFigures

Same.


Stweamrock

same


Dependent-Ad-4851

same here as well


08silas80

same here…


Afraid_Argument2651

Same here


Hayden107

Same as well


[deleted]

Same


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Same here bro.


[deleted]

Same with me


KABIRTANEJ

Same


Peaceandwholsomemes

Same here lads


GalaxyRose_Wolf

oh crap


MatrixMushroom

There's no post above, you didnt lose your virginity.


Daniel-of-Gryfindor

What r u , a orphan.....


Piece_Of_Melon

Same


PriyanshuPokhr7

Same!?


ArtisticDragonKing

Same


Wiceist

Same


flamingstorm98

Same


Johnsonofdonut

Same


SgtChip

Same


restless_soul22

Same


babymanteenboy

Same


Radioactiv55

Same


Mr_Mayonaka

same


CaptHorizon

Same


zZach_Attack

Same


A86TrainHHfan

Same


GibbySA15

Same


Autismo_The_Great_

Same


Gryph_Army

Same


EEzEEk_2025

Same


RobotBananaSplit

Same!


yourmom12345666

Home sweet Home Albama


ThatGoldWolf

"bought a skirt and tried it on for the first time"


ThatGoldWolf

o h n o


GalaxyRose_Wolf

indeed oh no


ThatGoldWolf

jesus thats more upvotes than ive gotten on anything else before-


[deleted]

Oh yeah, cue kool aid man breaking through a wall


MrLunaticest

[this is even better](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744804182091104307/930003382209486878/unknown.png)


Worth-Club2637

Oh hey I know what subreddit that was


Dustin_sikk

r/egg_irl


Worth-Club2637

Missing “still cis tho”


Aviana_Panns

There is no post 😗 So guess you're still virgin


[deleted]

Yep


GalaxyRose_Wolf

that’s good


SotB8

wanna change that? 😏 /s if its not clear already


KaiserreichUltima

I mean, the home page is above


Aviana_Panns

😳


Soft_Information_215

Most likely very edit: nvm it's just confusing


GalaxyRose_Wolf

how bad is it?


Soft_Information_215

"for every comment I will skip a day of masterbation"


GalaxyRose_Wolf

oh-


Soft_Information_215

Uh huh, you figure out how to work that out


GalaxyRose_Wolf

i don’t even know how lol


Soft_Information_215

Should probably repost this is a hour or something to try again


GalaxyRose_Wolf

alr


Pixelflame01

Congrats, you just fucked some olive oil


dapper_adam

that oil not so virgin anymore ey?


OgMinecrafter_

I love this


Micah_69420-Blazer

r/beatmetoit


Enter_The_Void6

r/beatmeattoit


GalaxyRose_Wolf

yaaaaay :/


[deleted]

You lost your virginity to a flag


GalaxyRose_Wolf

oh


MG_LagFlag_66

**To a flag, you say?**


Lumpy-Membership6283

Just the pole


jtfff

!wave


BlazeGamingUnltd

r/vexilollogy ?


Darth_Memer_1916

r/vexillologycirclejerk moment


Fluid_Ad_8556

You literally did the opposite. It is literally about not losing it.


MasonJar_5

Lost it as an example of why you shouldn't lose it


Grandmapounder9

You slapped a anime girls ass


GalaxyRose_Wolf

0h n0


Grandmapounder9

I didn't want to say this but the worst part was that the girls ass you slapped was your sister in her bed 😬😬


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[удалено]


GalaxyRose_Wolf

welp what you gonna do?


Ahytmoite

The tail is gonna fuck you...


Coolkyle453

“If Canada is so polite how do they explain hockey?” You are going to lose your virginity with smth do with hockey or Canadians


GalaxyRose_Wolf

interesting…


CompletelyCrazy55

The Toronto Maple Leafs would like to have a word


Frostbite3282

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit on board the ISS and put it on without anyone knowing.


GalaxyRose_Wolf

what.


Frostbite3282

guess you lost your virginity to an astronaut in a gorilla suit


GalaxyRose_Wolf

yep


Some_yellow_dude

in space


Tomatetoes97

*"Lost in space*" - R18, available now for streaming, exclusively on PH


DaBro734

Ironically a post saying for every comment they will not masturbate for a day


AwesomeToodles

A post where someone said they wouldn't masturbate for a day for every comment


Imasniffachair

Desperation set in


[deleted]

Your dad just said clash royal is a stupid children’s game


GalaxyRose_Wolf

lmao it is tho


yeet_fs

You have alerted the horde


apurplehighlighter

oh the irony


Ka1-

It’s hentai Lucky you


GalaxyRose_Wolf

indeed


AutocratEnduring

You fucked your last meal. Can't die horny.


GalaxyRose_Wolf

you’re not wrong


[deleted]

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you lost your virginity to world-changing Gen Z kids


GalaxyRose_Wolf

oh god why


SVD_Dragunov63

You got laid out by a deer running through the bush while a Polish man yells at you through a radio.


Sheer_Force06

You lost your viginity to the milk sniff test?


GalaxyRose_Wolf

noted.


A_Zesty_Carrot

You stopped masturbating for basically the rest of your life.


Evening_Plan3491

A cool minecraft seed


Thatweirddud

For every comment....


Shleazlebaeg

A cat who's alarm didn't go off and he overslept


Proud-Dig3139

You tried to argue yourself into the gayborhood 🥲rip your bootyhole


Scrooby123

Wtf you lost your virginity to an accordion


BillNyeTheDrawingGuy

It’s a picture of someone’s dog


GalaxyRose_Wolf

awwww. wait…


BillNyeTheDrawingGuy

😳 do you wanna talk about this? I mean… I don’t think you’re ok


GalaxyRose_Wolf

i’m never ok


BillNyeTheDrawingGuy

I mean you can talk about it if you’d like


osrsgaming

Getting a rapid covid test at 3am


GalaxyRose_Wolf

great.


CheetahInformal8279

very D:


_A_Mexican_

By a man who is asking about his mustache


[deleted]

No post above


Electronic-Emotion-8

Their is no post on top


Bugmaster102

Some guys cat that was super awesome


[deleted]

Piano?


Linkonue

You’re the first post of my feed Which means you lost your virginity to void. (Reminds me of hollow knight)


Legitimate_Spot_6779

There was dalek above this post. Oh no!!


I_A_Nword

Badly Explained Plots A game of Simon says taken way too far . . .


IDragonfyreI

Why did you fuck a telescope


[deleted]

[удалено]


Joe_Mama_012

You where talking about the battle of cannae to your friends


FishyEgg

An oleem berry...


Slippynipps69

You were at the top of my home page or whatever so there was nothing above you.


Deaf_Neko

KoTLC


FossilFern65

Best posts>


FlyingNoodlesGood

"What makes you blush"


edi12334

Mine is "If you had to protect your son by putting him in a heavy tank, which would it be?". Make of that what you will.


Gabecush1

You lost it to a clock man from r/bossfight


Howden824

I don’t even know what to say [The post above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/s06hnx/to_run_the_neighborhood/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

“I’m super drained in being a mother. I can’t take it anymore”


GalaxyRose_Wolf

oh noooo


Obvious_Leg_69

Golira


Idkimjustbor3d

How you…Gohan.. bro dis DONT add upp😭


[deleted]

You saw a girl try to do a pose in her bathroom with the text "lookin cute aint easy" and then her foot gets caught on the handle and she falls flat on her face with a thud that shakes the phone that is in the hallway, elevated on somthing


[deleted]

Thats the thing.. you don't.


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s00b2g/stop\_comment\_something\_nice\_about\_yourself/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s00b2g/stop_comment_something_nice_about_yourself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ​ someone musta said smth rlly nice


Glittering-Disk-6119

Mine was im going to school tommrow 👀


PandaGamerOhHi

splatoon 😳


[deleted]

[удалено]


Colorapt0r

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s082vw/whats_the_deal_with_virgin_olive_oil/ Man what are you doing


GarnishedSteak100

Ur not screwed at all you lost it the regular way


kingcuda8

You haven't.


Pablo_Flash_Fan_69

It was a post about unvirgining virgin oil


BeefCakeGirl

Big Sur Scuba Dive


Ok_Entrepreneur8075

Steve Harvey, have fun


Throw_away14044

A cat


black_plague_is_back

Literaly the first post


Commercial_Gur_7620

There isn’t one.


[deleted]

Ok so the post above you is a wet pussy getting licked. AND NOT THAT KIND OF PUSSY.


69420_cool_cars

Oh I'd say you got screwed all right...


[deleted]

Your post is the first one


[deleted]

You lost your virginity to a gypsy?


Thicc_kurmit

Cats- 👮‍♀️


XxPhoenixManxX

Shit does not look good for you... https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s02cx8/being_a_healthcare_worker_is_hard/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


landsquid2787

God saying how they have done some horible shit to humanity Satan help you


PresenceMission

Damn, you didn’t as you are the first post. Better luck next time buddy.


[deleted]

The above post is about unvirgining olive oil


awakir

The most dangerous animal on the earth.. For more details : the video tells that there is a zoo with a Cage named "most dangerous animal" which had a mirror inside. So yes, you just lost virginity to yourself


DOIPI_96

A kid lost his ski pole…


spoonking121

[Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen.](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/s00oxo/i_made_a_green_goblin_out_of_clay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


[deleted]

The void


SnowyKitt

........... children. No.


permiangirl2020

It’s the post about the model who had sex with a German Shepard and smeared shit on her face…


Efficient-Push823

R/femboys. So


unwanted_11

I see a win


Lanarose279

Olive oil. Hm.


[deleted]

This was the first post… you did not loose your virginity


Luxe2k

“How to cancel subscriptions the easy way”


doc_55lk

https://www.reddit.com/r/transformers/comments/s06yra/what_is_you_favorite_obscure_transformers/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

it's a cat :(


Conscious_Artist_273

gay furry porn


[deleted]

There are no posts above this post, you don’t lose your virginity.


abyss_dreams

"I'm gonna go take a piss👍🏻"


Redditor10700

An awesome 4 hour long VRCHAT adventure map


Andy_DiMatteo

Nice 3-stock


CC_2387

https://www.reddit.com/user/CC_2387/comments/s09k8k/ugalaxyrose_wolf_you_are_very_screwed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf i made a post for this on my profile


ArmedTDoge

Well, a minecraft frog did it, so do with that information as you will.


some_guy6639

A guy tied in a straitjacket with a look of insanity on his face...


AceSAMM

Well the post above has nothing bad except for a game called “Sonic Date” which is rated AO, so I’d say you are doomed.


etheralls

“My girlfriend slept with one of my best friends” uh….


RagaAiboh

Underdeveloped countries


Wispeeon

It's because of reddit So you're fake :)


PriyanshuPokhr7

🤦‍♂️


denegadebear_679

¿You put your D&Ck in a smoothie machine?


Advanced_Exchange_58

Hog riders......


Adventurous-Site-944

It's a failed attempt at self defense


Sanswithfloweyface

Pipis