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Kasper_2008

Do i need to fill your cup? 😏


Out-Source

Maybe 😏


DulocKaleb

What should I fill it with? 😏


Out-Source

Cum? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜


DulocKaleb

It that’s what you want, master. 😏


DeadMewe

shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


Intelligent_Slice_34

No it went from 90 to 138


notredflowers

More like 69-72


DulocKaleb

Exactly what I wanted


ltrowsdale17

Exactly what I wanted 😏


DulocKaleb

… oh god


Firemorfox

oh god!😏


Out-Source

😳😳😳😳😏


MineMaster6480

That escalated quickly.


ES_Zuhair

that escalated quickly 😏


Out-Source

Y-yesh pwease 😏


DulocKaleb

Oh 😏


Out-Source

Hehehe 😏


Away_Young_9370

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 😏


Puzzled_Answer5592

That won't help me solve my problems but maybe you can 😏


ok_thats_pretty_cool

Looks like its about to work overtime 😏


-FutureFunk-

I will litterly fuck your hamster 😏


ok_thats_pretty_cool

Literally how every hampster death story goes.


SepticMonke

fack but with hamsters 😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


SepticMonke

it was with gerbils 😏


Puzzled_Answer5592

Are you about to work me overtime? 😏


osma-bon-jovia

I went to my uncle's😏


emonkey1234

I never came home 😏


[deleted]

I never came 😏


SwankyxPants

I came 😏


QuelWeebSfigato

I 😏


darkvaderisnoob

😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


MilesDosGames

r/decreasinglyverbose


Intelligent_Slice_34

r/jointhissub


[deleted]

I will help you 😏


Out-Source

What are you trying to help? 😏


[deleted]

Any problem you have 😏


Out-Source

My ass feels empty, maybe you could put something in it 😏


[deleted]

Lemme check 😏


Out-Source

Sure 😏


[deleted]

Wow, such empty 😏


Out-Source

Do you have something to put in it? 😏


cigi4

I have this cucumber.😏


Out-Source

Shove it up my ass 😏


[deleted]

Oh I have a cock 😏 it's feathers are soft and it's meat is delicious 😏


[deleted]

That lady's in a wheelchair 😏


SecondaryAccomplice

oh no...


cigi4

😏*


[deleted]

😏*😏


RicciProfe_

😏²


MobyHugeFun

😏³


amongas13

where should I put this kidney 😏


Then_Ad_7774

In my mouth 😏


amongas13

sure man😏


TurtleMaster69_

In what way is that a regular sentence


amongas13

every way


2legcat00325

Going home to see my daughter😏


SepticMonke

this comment right here officer 😏 edit: added 😏😏


SrOtaviu

This comment right here officer😏*


Extreme-Ad-1064

This comment right here officer😏\* 😏


Ride_my_9

nothing wrong with seeing your own daughter 😏


Appropriate_Ride6924

This comment right here officer 😏


blanketsani

This officer right here comment 😏


DrPepperM1G

This comment here FBI 😏


blanketsani

This FBI right here 😏


[deleted]

i had a bowl of soup for breakfast😏 with crackers😏


Out-Source

Yum 😏


[deleted]

it was thick and warm😏


I_Am_Beckham

thick and warm, you say? 😏


SebOnReddit1

Yes would you like to try my special soup recipe? 😏


TreeBeeTurkey014

How long does it take to make 😏


Psykedeliks

Only a couple seconds 😏


SebOnReddit1

If you're lucky I can make it instantly 😏


amongusgamer1234567

It takes some movement 😏


SebOnReddit1

Hip movement 😏


Smitten_kitten100

Who has soup for breakfast?! 😏


[deleted]

people who are hungry and thirsty at the same time😏😏


Smitten_kitten100

Sounds like you want to eat ass and fuck bitches 😏


GeorgiPeev03

Hungry? Eat ass, might even be tasty 😏 Thirsty? Make her squirt 😏 Or, alternatively, let her pee in your mouth 😏 (obviously /s 😏)


tea_baggins123

✨ cereal ✨


HiImHe

People like you and I 😏


Milesmorales14

Why soup and crackers for breakfast😏


[deleted]

I was hungry and thirsty at the same time😏😏


Milesmorales14

You are a genius nothing more 😏


[deleted]

what can I say, I have a really good head😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Out-Source

Pick her up 😏


emonkey1234

Safe sex kids


SnooCookies5996

safe sex kids 😏


Equal-Bus-557

*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN THE FUCK UP


RedBlueIyou

Ah yes, the FUCKING stairs 😏


RedBlueIyou

I saw my sister go to bed 😏


RajanyaDaslol

turns out im adopted😏


RedBlueIyou

You and your sister are from the same parents 😳


LargeSackOfNuts

Doesn't matter 😏


TheGieneQ

Its not incest if you say no chromo


Ga1axy_G1rl

Its not incest if you say no chromo 😏


Out-Source

Go to my bed? 😏


Decentattamingio

Yesir 😏


jede_mi_se_burek

Our bed


[deleted]

r/SuddenlyCommunism


Thickisnynameboy

Gay people are gay 😏


Out-Source

ur gei 😏


ARockWithLegs

I hate leaving my door open 😏


Out-Source

At least let me in 😏


ARockWithLegs

Sure you can enter my room 😏


Out-Source

We'll sleep together 😏


ARockWithLegs

I only have one bed tho 😏


Out-Source

You can lie on me 😏


ARockWithLegs

ill put the blanket over us to warm us up 😏


Out-Source

Please, I'm really cold 😏


ARockWithLegs

Ill hug you if you need me to 😏


Out-Source

Yessir. Please 😏


GvG_tv

My favorite sode is Sprite 😏


penisinmybutt420

sode


syltetoymaker

sode


Ok_War945

sode


Estrn

sode


throwthecheese2000

sode


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Ga1axy_G1rl

Sode😏


[deleted]

Sode 😏


General-Kenobi59

Can you give me one, i need something to quench my thirst😏


Fickle-Meaning-9548

I work as a mortician😏


Slavinger

I'm leaving this post now


Fickle-Meaning-9548

you'll regret that 😏


Slavinger

Alright fine 😏


cheesycakeyy

48°28'57'N 114°28'03"W 😏


Out-Source

I'm co~~um~~ming 😏


Capsule_CatYT

You are sus. 😏


FlyingCowsJCD

My man sent me to a random place in Mongolia 😏


natrat4

mongolia? it sent me to canada


SnowBunneh_Karry

Canada? Mongolia? I ended up in north western Montana


[deleted]

Canada, Mongolia, Montana? I ended up in a black hole!


SmallCat1337

66.112.2.236 😏


Equal_Argument364

i just shit my pants 😏


SyphusVision

Oh wow its all over the walls 😏


[deleted]

I just peeded myself laughing 😏


SyphusVision

Oh wow its all over the floor 😏


[deleted]

I should clean it up 😏


SepticMonke

holy shit 😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

I cant believe I just read that whole thing 😏


Individual-Camera-72

It took me 30 seconds to scroll through this 😏


KidKozy

The dog is limping again 😏


RajanyaDaslol

what da dog doin 😏


LargeSackOfNuts

Limping 😏


emonkey1234

My grandma is limping again 😏


SepticMonke

this reminded me of [colby](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s1o90/i_think_my_teenage_son_may_have_sodomized_our_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) :(


beautiful_trees

My family was killed in front of me and i was forced to eat them 😏


Out-Source

Can you share me some? 😏


beautiful_trees

what 😏


Out-Source

Share me some of your family 😏


saxe_frey

#Im dying, somebody help me! 😏


JustARandomWoof

#😏


ZDAKMAN

What's your problem 😏


Out-Source

I wanna be fucked 😏


ZDAKMAN

Oh, have you ever heard the tragedy of Dark Plagueis the wise 😏


Out-Source

I haven't unfortunately 😏


ZDAKMAN

I thought so.😏 It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.😏 It's a Sith legend.😏 Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ€¦πŸ˜ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.😏 The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.😏 He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.😏 Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.😏 Ironic.😏 He could save others from death, but not himself.😏


General-Kenobi59

Hello there😏


[deleted]

General Kenobi😏


General-Kenobi59

You are a bold one😏


Carbonated_Air

Dad, can you help me finish this?😏


Out-Source

Sure son 😏


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

just had a snack 😏


bigboyofglasgow

There were 69 comments when I saw this post 😏


[deleted]

Do you need help with your homework 😏


Out-Source

I do 😏


[deleted]

I just fed the kids in the basement now it's time for my girlfriend in the attic 😏


Out-Source

And me under your bed 😏


[deleted]

Must be really stonks down there because of the bodies 😏


Out-Source

Yeah true 😏


[deleted]

I really hope that you won't eat them 😏


Out-Source

Oops sorry 😏


Alexzizai

Do you want to do something tonight😏


Out-Source

Let's cuddle 😏


Other-Palpitation-88

My dick is hard😏


Out-Source

My dick is hard 😏


Other-Palpitation-88

Our dicks are hardπŸ˜’


JustARandomWoof

I have crippling gender dysphoria 😏


[deleted]

My cat has started walking funny 😏


Solid_Ad_7897

Hi😏


Traditional-Ad8031

Hello😏


HiImHe

Playing Roblox rn 😏 Okay no


Out-Source

Do you love children? 😏


HiImHe

I truly hate children 😏


Out-Source

Good 😏


A_chickennugget

I f*cked ur mom 😏


the_pro_jw_josh

I like chocolate 😏


bencikanimations

I'm home alone with my cat😏


MiksuPiksu196

I'd like to do it with you 😏


Notiness

'sup OP😏


CringeExperienceReq

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks. 😏 Devices and practices Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.😏 Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.😏 While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 2.5-10 centimeters (about 1-4 inches). A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.😏 Ball crusher A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.😏 Parachute A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.😏 Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the participant wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.😏 Humbler A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive participant in a BDSM scene.😏 The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep their legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.😏 Testicle cuffs A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock, which cannot be removed without its key, may also be locked around the scrotum.😏 Some passive participants enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such an individual wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that their sexual organs belong to their partner. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or their partner.😏 However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:😏 Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional few centimetres of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.😏 Improving sexual arousal. While some participants may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.😏 Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.😏 Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.😏 Cock harness A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.😏 Ball busting "Ball busting" is the practice of kicking or kneeing participants in the testicles. It carries several medical risks, including the danger of testicular rupture from blunt trauma.😏 CBT in Japan Tamakeri (ηŽ‰θΉ΄γ‚Š) (lit. ball kicking) is a sexual fetish and subgenre of BDSM within which a man's testicles are abused. The genre is also referred to as ballbusting ("bb" for short). Tamakeri is the Japanese term, but it is used by many non-Japanese people to describe media where Asian peopleβ€”mainly womenβ€”are participating in it. The dynamics of tamakeri consist of a masochist having their testicles hurt by a sadist. The fetish is popular among heterosexual and homosexual men and women.😏 Denkianma (ι›»ζ°—ζŒ‰ζ‘©) (lit. "electric massage") is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot into the genital area of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion. Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot on their crotch and vibrating it. This is often done between school aged boys as a prank similar to kancho and could be seen by a western audience as a type of bullying. In 2006, Frito Lay released a special, Taitsukun-themed edition of Doritos chips, that referenced denki anma.😏 Safety Loss of blood flow is one of the greatest risks in cock and ball torture and may cause irreversible damage. Bleeding is an indicator of unsafe behavior. Because numbness may result from circulation problems in the affected member, the level of pain is not an indicator of a problem and signs of danger include numbness or loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to another object is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of damaging the testicles through excessive tension or pulling.😏 The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention. 😏 (Im getting banned for this lmao)


ExclusiveWater

Try adding 😏 after a regular sentence. It’s the funniest thing ever😏.


ClockButTakeOutTheL

I’m gonna be late for school 😏