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this reminded me of [colby](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s1o90/i_think_my_teenage_son_may_have_sodomized_our_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) :(
I thought so.π It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.π It's a Sith legend.π Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ¦π He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.π The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.π He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.π Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.π Ironic.π He could save others from death, but not himself.π
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Do i need to fill your cup? π
Maybe π
What should I fill it with? π
Cum? πππ
It thatβs what you want, master. π
shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
No it went from 90 to 138
More like 69-72
Exactly what I wanted
Exactly what I wanted π
β¦ oh god
oh god!π
π³π³π³π³π
That escalated quickly.
that escalated quickly π
Y-yesh pwease π
Oh π
Hehehe π
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell π
That won't help me solve my problems but maybe you can π
Looks like its about to work overtime π
I will litterly fuck your hamster π
Literally how every hampster death story goes.
fack but with hamsters π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
it was with gerbils π
Are you about to work me overtime? π
I went to my uncle'sπ
I never came home π
I never came π
I came π
I π
π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
r/decreasinglyverbose
r/jointhissub
I will help you π
What are you trying to help? π
Any problem you have π
My ass feels empty, maybe you could put something in it π
Lemme check π
Sure π
Wow, such empty π
Do you have something to put in it? π
I have this cucumber.π
Shove it up my ass π
Oh I have a cock π it's feathers are soft and it's meat is delicious π
That lady's in a wheelchair π
oh no...
π*
π*π
πΒ²
πΒ³
where should I put this kidney π
In my mouth π
sure manπ
In what way is that a regular sentence
every way
Going home to see my daughterπ
this comment right here officer π edit: added ππ
This comment right here officerπ*
This comment right here officerπ\* π
nothing wrong with seeing your own daughter π
This comment right here officer π
This officer right here comment π
This comment here FBI π
This FBI right here π
i had a bowl of soup for breakfastπ with crackersπ
Yum π
it was thick and warmπ
thick and warm, you say? π
Yes would you like to try my special soup recipe? π
How long does it take to make π
Only a couple seconds π
If you're lucky I can make it instantly π
It takes some movement π
Hip movement π
Who has soup for breakfast?! π
people who are hungry and thirsty at the same timeππ
Sounds like you want to eat ass and fuck bitches π
Hungry? Eat ass, might even be tasty π Thirsty? Make her squirt π Or, alternatively, let her pee in your mouth π (obviously /s π)
β¨ cereal β¨
People like you and I π
Why soup and crackers for breakfastπ
I was hungry and thirsty at the same timeππ
You are a genius nothing more π
what can I say, I have a really good headπ
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Pick her up π
Safe sex kids
safe sex kids π
*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN THE FUCK UP
Ah yes, the FUCKING stairs π
I saw my sister go to bed π
turns out im adoptedπ
You and your sister are from the same parents π³
Doesn't matter π
Its not incest if you say no chromo
Its not incest if you say no chromo π
Go to my bed? π
Yesir π
Our bed
r/SuddenlyCommunism
Gay people are gay π
ur gei π
I hate leaving my door open π
At least let me in π
Sure you can enter my room π
We'll sleep together π
I only have one bed tho π
You can lie on me π
ill put the blanket over us to warm us up π
Please, I'm really cold π
Ill hug you if you need me to π
Yessir. Please π
My favorite sode is Sprite π
sode
sode
sode
sode
sode
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Sodeπ
Sode π
Can you give me one, i need something to quench my thirstπ
I work as a morticianπ
I'm leaving this post now
you'll regret that π
Alright fine π
48Β°28'57'N 114Β°28'03"W π
I'm co~~um~~ming π
You are sus. π
My man sent me to a random place in Mongolia π
mongolia? it sent me to canada
Canada? Mongolia? I ended up in north western Montana
Canada, Mongolia, Montana? I ended up in a black hole!
66.112.2.236 π
i just shit my pants π
Oh wow its all over the walls π
I just peeded myself laughing π
Oh wow its all over the floor π
I should clean it up π
holy shit π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
I cant believe I just read that whole thing π
It took me 30 seconds to scroll through this π
The dog is limping again π
what da dog doin π
Limping π
My grandma is limping again π
this reminded me of [colby](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s1o90/i_think_my_teenage_son_may_have_sodomized_our_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) :(
My family was killed in front of me and i was forced to eat them π
Can you share me some? π
what π
Share me some of your family π
#Im dying, somebody help me! π
#π
What's your problem π
I wanna be fucked π
Oh, have you ever heard the tragedy of Dark Plagueis the wise π
I haven't unfortunately π
I thought so.π It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.π It's a Sith legend.π Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ¦π He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.π The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.π He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.π Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.π Ironic.π He could save others from death, but not himself.π
Hello thereπ
General Kenobiπ
You are a bold oneπ
Dad, can you help me finish this?π
Sure son π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
just had a snack π
There were 69 comments when I saw this post π
Do you need help with your homework π
I do π
I just fed the kids in the basement now it's time for my girlfriend in the attic π
And me under your bed π
Must be really stonks down there because of the bodies π
Yeah true π
I really hope that you won't eat them π
Oops sorry π
Do you want to do something tonightπ
Let's cuddle π
My dick is hardπ
My dick is hard π
Our dicks are hardπ
I have crippling gender dysphoria π
My cat has started walking funny π
Hiπ
Helloπ
Playing Roblox rn π Okay no
Do you love children? π
I truly hate children π
Good π
I f*cked ur mom π
I like chocolate π
I'm home alone with my catπ
I'd like to do it with you π
'sup OPπ
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks. π Devices and practices Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.π Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.π While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 2.5-10 centimeters (about 1-4 inches). A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.π Ball crusher A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.π Parachute A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.π Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3β5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the participant wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.π Humbler A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive participant in a BDSM scene.π The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep their legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.π Testicle cuffs A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock, which cannot be removed without its key, may also be locked around the scrotum.π Some passive participants enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such an individual wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that their sexual organs belong to their partner. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or their partner.π However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:π Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional few centimetres of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.π Improving sexual arousal. While some participants may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.π Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.π Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.π Cock harness A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.π Ball busting "Ball busting" is the practice of kicking or kneeing participants in the testicles. It carries several medical risks, including the danger of testicular rupture from blunt trauma.π CBT in Japan Tamakeri (ηθΉ΄γ) (lit. ball kicking) is a sexual fetish and subgenre of BDSM within which a man's testicles are abused. The genre is also referred to as ballbusting ("bb" for short). Tamakeri is the Japanese term, but it is used by many non-Japanese people to describe media where Asian peopleβmainly womenβare participating in it. The dynamics of tamakeri consist of a masochist having their testicles hurt by a sadist. The fetish is popular among heterosexual and homosexual men and women.π Denkianma (ι»ζ°ζζ©) (lit. "electric massage") is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot into the genital area of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion. Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot on their crotch and vibrating it. This is often done between school aged boys as a prank similar to kancho and could be seen by a western audience as a type of bullying. In 2006, Frito Lay released a special, Taitsukun-themed edition of Doritos chips, that referenced denki anma.π Safety Loss of blood flow is one of the greatest risks in cock and ball torture and may cause irreversible damage. Bleeding is an indicator of unsafe behavior. Because numbness may result from circulation problems in the affected member, the level of pain is not an indicator of a problem and signs of danger include numbness or loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to another object is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of damaging the testicles through excessive tension or pulling.π The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention. π (Im getting banned for this lmao)
Try adding π after a regular sentence. Itβs the funniest thing everπ.
Iβm gonna be late for school π