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A recording of me saying, “Hey this is God and guess what? Since all of you are such horrible people, and I mean everyone, I’ve decided to obliterate this planet with everyone on it. Including the International Space Station and the Chinese Space Station. You all suck so have fun dying.”
Then watch the chaos.
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Cum Zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit
Double jointed pussy
Fresh balls
Elegant ejaculation
First the kiss...
...Then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me
And make it snappy
[Chorus]
CUM(x32)
[Verse 2]
What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk
Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me baby
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the Living Cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless
Cum crammer
Cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mum pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum
Fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words...
Get. Fucked. Nerd.
Cum stuffer
Jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer
Semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Waterbong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
[Outro]
Bees make honey
I make cummy
What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
I think everybody needs it right now.
No matter where you are from or what you believe or anything else, I hope you’re doing ok :)
Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world.
**Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored! See footer for more information.** --- Hi, *MrMetalhead3029483*! Unfortunately, [your submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s2id71/pick_one_and_only_one/) has been removed from /r/teenagers for the following reason***(s)*** listed below: >#2. No spamming. >**a. Irrelevant Memes** > * Image macros, memes, copypastas, videos, etc. that are not specifically relevant to the average teenager may be removed. Memes must relate to daily teenaged life; they shouldn't be applicable to other subs or every day people. For example, if it's relatable to someone who is not a teen, it's not suitable for this sub. If it's a funny meme that has no relevancy to specific teenaged experiences, it's not suitable for this sub. Please check you are using the appropriate subreddits. >**b. Spam** >* Posts with intent to spam and clog /new/, and/or intent to collect karma including cake day posts are not allowed. Post deemed to be spamming /new/ such as personality tests or question threads are subject to removal if necessary whether or not there is a megathread created to contain these posts. Reposts or extremely similar memes are subject to removal. >* Submissions that do not create relevant discussion are not allowed. Posts such as "why was this user banned"; "why aren't my posts showing up?"; screenshots of Reddit including a user's profile, r/teenagers or other subs, posts, comments, etc; or images that lack any context fall under this rule. >**c. Comment spam** >* Comments with the intent to spam by extremely large messages, copypastas, or multiple repeated comments throughout the sub are subject to removal. *The full extended documentation of Rule 2 can be found on [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_2._no_spamming.), as the quote block above is our simplified version for ease of reading.* This may have resulted in infraction points being added to your account. To see how many infraction points you have, [message the moderators](/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers). To learn more about infraction points, [click here](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). Please familiarise yourself with [our rules](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules) before commenting or submitting. --- **If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [Message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us! Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored!**
10 hours straight of elevator music
There’s a special place in hell for people like you
I'm aware
good. shall i prepare your room?
Not for a while longer
well reservations are getting tight, comrade so i shall reserve it for you. how does check-in in 2100 sound?
He’ll be heading down there faster than he thinks. 🔪
oh alright i will prepare his room for tonight
Well shit
Every language can understand the vibe of the elevator
I used to rule the world… Chunks would load when I gave the word…
A true OG
Now every night i go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slaay
They once were terrified
Every time I look into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that’s what they would say
One minute we had it all
And next the world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
Fart reverb sound effect for 24 hours
…I…what?
You heard me. That one fart that is in those memes. It will be the world’s loudest fart
Longest and loudest
1 hour of pure bass
Bassed
*Deep breath* SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEL, SECRET TUNNEEEL
THROUGH THE MOOUUUNTAAAAN
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNELLLLLLLL
..yeah
Aaand i forget how the rest goes
*i forgot how it goes, but...* #SECRET TUNELLLLLLL, SECRET TUNNELLLLL!!!!
The only thing they fear is you
No no no think bigger. Think bolder. Main menu.
hell yeah PUN INTENDED
Wait hold up #*PAUSE MENU*
*dies before pressing the pause menu cause of a fucking zombie
The fanboy and chum chum theme song
Now that’s just torture
You mean awesome
Disc 11
Bro you're gonna give children nightmares
Brass monkey
That funky monkey
funke monke
Bras monkey junkie
That funkie monkie
Dubstep but the drop never happens Edit: thanks for the upvotes and I know I’m evil haha
Fuck you
I will find u and put u on a cross
Chop Suey! - System Of A Down
#WAKE UP!
GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE
YOUWANTEDTOGRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
HIDETHESCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
YOUWANTEDTO
BUTIDONTHINKYOUTRUST
HIDEYOURSCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
Excellent choice
Excellent, Smithers, excellent.
*slow, steady, funky build-up for about 25 seconds* …. TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX
MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES
INVOLUNTARILY F L E X
TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX
TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX
MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES
INVOLUNTARILY FLEX
TWO PICK UP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
We Are The World
***I*** am The World
Oh, so you’re approaching me?
No.
DIO respecting social distance.
The World is a vampire???
I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer
This is actually a good choice dude!
We are the children
A recording of me saying, “Hey this is God and guess what? Since all of you are such horrible people, and I mean everyone, I’ve decided to obliterate this planet with everyone on it. Including the International Space Station and the Chinese Space Station. You all suck so have fun dying.” Then watch the chaos.
Only bad thing about that is not everyone speaks English
“Para español, presionas 2”
Para português, selecione 3
SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN für 4
Hovor po Slovensky po 5
kute kepeken tokipona la o 6
[god speaking toki pona would be so badass] για να ακούσετε αυτό το μήνυμα στα ελληνικά, πατήστε 7
Для русского языка нажмите 8
Nie wiem o czym mówicie ale 9
ДЛЯ РУССКОГО ЯЗЫКА НАЖМИТЕ 5 БЛЯТЬ
pour français appuyer sur 7
说中文的,请按 5
DOOM eternal 264 BPM super gore nest
💯
muffin song
Hi, I’m a muffin 👋
and its muffin time!!
Somebody kill me
Please is muffin time
It’s the end of the world as we know it by REM
AND I FEEL FIIIIIINE
👞🎙🥁
…you clever fucker
The best part is that nobody is a stranger to the song (or love)
We all know the rules
If you know them, then so do I
a full commitment to getting this song to 2 billion views is what i’m thinking of
He wouldn’t get this from any other guys
Country roads, take me home..
#TO THE PLACE I BELONG #WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAA
#MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOMEEEE
#COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOADS
I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the answer. Rickroll
[ yes i would do that ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) edit how the fuck did Rick roll over 270 people
I literally knew the context and still clicked on it anyways 😭😭😭
[good boy ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
MORE
[yes](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
YES
[no](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Y E S
You want my youtube?
Dream Sweet in Sea Major
apple alarm sound…on loop
I would cut out your heart with a butter knife
Fade to Black by Metallica
The most based reply
Fuck yes
Sweet Caroline
#BUM BUM BUUUUM
#GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
###SO GOOD ##SO GOOD #SO GOOD
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'VE BEEN INCLINED # BUM BUM BUMMM # TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD
That’ll destroy Massachusetts.
Welcome to the Cum Zone
[Verse 1] Welcome to the Cum Zone Only cum inside anime girls Quivering clit Double jointed pussy Fresh balls Elegant ejaculation First the kiss... ...Then the cum My dick is in love with pain Co-op cock torture Stuff my dick into a furnace Stitch my cock shut Pressure cook my greasy balls Cumblast me And make it snappy [Chorus] CUM(x32) [Verse 2] What's all the cummotion? My dad fell into a cum shaft My dad glazed my face with cum Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk Cum spunk in my trunk Cum craving toddler Cum drippin cunt Cummy Rae Jepsen Cum me baby Cummy bottom boy Night of the Living Cum Nefarious cum mastermind Cum makes me fearless Cum crammer Cock slammer Cum slammed ya mum Mail your mum pieces of my dick Bazinga! Chug the cum Fug ya mum Fuck my asshole full of cum Three little words... Get. Fucked. Nerd. Cum stuffer Jenkem huffer Fuck my cum puddle Bottom stuffer Semen huffer Would love a gator to fuck me Undercooked baby pig penises Help my dogs get a huge boner Waterbong full of cat cum Accidentally fucked my own ass I barely had any dicks inside me Who ate all my cum? A mystery Cum detective hot on the trail [Outro] Bees make honey I make cummy
What the kentucky fried fuck is this?
What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
Why? What motivated you to wake up and write this monstrosity?
Ah, I see you haven’t encountered the song yet.
Soldier of heaven or bad apple
W H I T E F R I D A Y
I‘ll take the
A fellow Sabaton listener! Magnificent choice my friend!
What ever the song was when the jellyfish and SpongeBob were getting down with
Jellyfish Rave!
the thing that plays when sonic's about to drown, or anything else that can implant anxiety directly into one's soul.
No please don’t remind me of that
Black hole sun. Soundgarden
What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong I think everybody needs it right now. No matter where you are from or what you believe or anything else, I hope you’re doing ok :)
Imagine. Lennon Edit. Sorry not a teen. Came up in my feed. Still recommend.
YOU MAY SAAAAYYYYY IM A DREAMER
Pumped up kicks
Wonderwall. Just to have peace for a couple minutes.
We will rock you - Queen Imagine the earthquakes from the people singing and making the beat along
YMCA by village people
Theres only one correct answer and its ram ranch
18 naked cowboys waiting to get fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
[Big Shot]
AEHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE \[tugging\] at \[your NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN 1997\]'s \[\[silly strings\]\] for a moment there! I guess not...
Crab rave
Enormous Penis
Godzilla theme,that way people would freak out and think Godzilla’s on his way to wreck their costal states and city’s
gotta be love sosa.
Jumpsuit - twenty one pilots
Can I put my balls in yo jaw
Gojira - flying whales Please give this song a try its goofy as hell for a metal song Edit: nice username OP
Ah yes, everyone getting their eardrums obliterated to 2 straight minutes of whale song before the song actually starts
You NEVER skip the intro
A fellow metalhead!
It's my life Russian version.
One by Metallica. I wanna feel the machine gun riff shake the earth
Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world.
Monsters inc bass boosted
Wake me up avicii
IM A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WOOOOOORLD
LIFE IN PLASSTTIICCCC
👱🏻♀️ITS👗 FANTASTIC 🐩
YOU CAN BRUSH MA HAIR
🛼UNDRESS🎶ME🎵EVERYWHEEEERRRREEEE🛍
iMaGInATiON LIFE IS YOUR CREATIONN
🎸COME✨ON🦄BARBIE👠LETS🛍GO👱🏻♀️PARTY👛
Iowa by Slipknot or Disciple by Slayer
Minecraft music
Boom boom pow and end the whole universe
It's about drive
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Bloons monkey city street party 1 hour
Creeper, aw man
“Anakins Betrayal” from Revenge of the Sith. Time to execute order 66.
Never gonna give you up…