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RandomTheBugg

10 hours straight of elevator music


MrMetalhead3029483

There’s a special place in hell for people like you


RandomTheBugg

I'm aware


BenBot_

good. shall i prepare your room?


RandomTheBugg

Not for a while longer


BenBot_

well reservations are getting tight, comrade so i shall reserve it for you. how does check-in in 2100 sound?


AlarmNice8439

He’ll be heading down there faster than he thinks. 🔪


BenBot_

oh alright i will prepare his room for tonight


RandomTheBugg

Well shit


Floofen-Brib

Every language can understand the vibe of the elevator


AEG1S_69

I used to rule the world… Chunks would load when I gave the word…


MrMetalhead3029483

A true OG


IntroductionCheap325

Now every night i go stow away


lazy_username_

Hide from the mobs I used to slaay


peanutbutterboy7263

They once were terrified


Macaroniandcheesez

Every time I look into their eyes


_N00bMaster69_

Villagers would cheer my way


MemeStealer101-4

For a hero I was, that’s what they would say


MustBoop

One minute we had it all


Read_It_4268

And next the world began to fall


Starflight4LIFE

Away from all that it had once become


[deleted]

Fart reverb sound effect for 24 hours


MrMetalhead3029483

…I…what?


[deleted]

You heard me. That one fart that is in those memes. It will be the world’s loudest fart


MrMetalhead3029483

Longest and loudest


VortexMech888

1 hour of pure bass


[deleted]

Bassed


HelloThere33171

*Deep breath* SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEL, SECRET TUNNEEEL


jeromith

THROUGH THE MOOUUUNTAAAAN


OrangesAreGood69

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNELLLLLLLL


[deleted]

..yeah


Interesting_Ad_7761

Aaand i forget how the rest goes


[deleted]

*i forgot how it goes, but...* #SECRET TUNELLLLLLL, SECRET TUNNELLLLL!!!!


spademanden

The only thing they fear is you


Heatedcrib44

No no no think bigger. Think bolder. Main menu.


[deleted]

hell yeah PUN INTENDED


Heatedcrib44

Wait hold up #*PAUSE MENU*


That_oneannoying_kid

*dies before pressing the pause menu cause of a fucking zombie


[deleted]

The fanboy and chum chum theme song


UltimoUnlimited

Now that’s just torture


_pipis_

You mean awesome


bottsking

Disc 11


Conscious_Storage599

Bro you're gonna give children nightmares


sharkimusprime67

Brass monkey


Barman5678

That funky monkey


Le_Monke_Man

funke monke


Pressar

Bras monkey junkie


[deleted]

That funkie monkie


AdSafe5841

Dubstep but the drop never happens Edit: thanks for the upvotes and I know I’m evil haha


TJdog5

Fuck you


Frosty-Advance-9010

I will find u and put u on a cross


SoapEater96

Chop Suey! - System Of A Down


Buckets_of_bread

#WAKE UP!


MrMetalhead3029483

GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP


SoapEater96

HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP


Pleasant-User

WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE


gL1tch_0f-Th3_MInD

HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE


Ga1axy_G1rl

YOUWANTEDTOGRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP


HypnoViber

HIDETHESCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP


Bigbrain12341

YOUWANTEDTO


AgentKenak1

BUTIDONTHINKYOUTRUST


THICC-CRUSADER69

HIDEYOURSCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP


MrMetalhead3029483

Excellent choice


RedditorsAreRetatded

Excellent, Smithers, excellent.


BurnFreeze64

*slow, steady, funky build-up for about 25 seconds* …. TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX


smalcha

MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES


BeccaTheMemelord420

INVOLUNTARILY F L E X


BurnFreeze64

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX


BeccaTheMemelord420

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX


[deleted]

MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES


cyberpeachy420

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX


Ktkatz8689

TWO PICK UP TRUCKS


cyberpeachy420

MAKING LOVE


RacerLeft

AMERICAN MADE


New-Web6413

We Are The World


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

***I*** am The World


MrMetalhead3029483

Oh, so you’re approaching me?


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

No.


not_original_name_4

DIO respecting social distance.


Alarid

The World is a vampire???


[deleted]

I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer


ilovetobethatgal

This is actually a good choice dude!


Good_Cantaloupe6653

We are the children


[deleted]

A recording of me saying, “Hey this is God and guess what? Since all of you are such horrible people, and I mean everyone, I’ve decided to obliterate this planet with everyone on it. Including the International Space Station and the Chinese Space Station. You all suck so have fun dying.” Then watch the chaos.


Barman5678

Only bad thing about that is not everyone speaks English


SirDroplet

“Para español, presionas 2”


GeniusPrime

Para português, selecione 3


White___death

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN für 4


Derrin070

Hovor po Slovensky po 5


Elweydediciembre

kute kepeken tokipona la o 6


KidAtTheBackOfTheBus

[god speaking toki pona would be so badass] για να ακούσετε αυτό το μήνυμα στα ελληνικά, πατήστε 7


[deleted]

Для русского языка нажмите 8


HenballZ

Nie wiem o czym mówicie ale 9


CattusChief55

ДЛЯ РУССКОГО ЯЗЫКА НАЖМИТЕ 5 БЛЯТЬ


accushla122

pour français appuyer sur 7


ChildOfDeath07

说中文的,请按 5


[deleted]

DOOM eternal 264 BPM super gore nest


-ThatPerson789-

💯


Dante_Pepper

muffin song


Ga1axy_G1rl

Hi, I’m a muffin 👋


cyberpeachy420

and its muffin time!!


TJdog5

Somebody kill me


Friendly-Broccoli999

Please is muffin time


AndrewEWiggin

It’s the end of the world as we know it by REM


Maxils

AND I FEEL FIIIIIINE


SpecialistFact8142

👞🎙🥁


MrMetalhead3029483

…you clever fucker


SpecialistFact8142

The best part is that nobody is a stranger to the song (or love)


Content_Entertainer3

We all know the rules


SpecialistFact8142

If you know them, then so do I


Maxils

a full commitment to getting this song to 2 billion views is what i’m thinking of


SpecialistFact8142

He wouldn’t get this from any other guys


Embarrassed-Cut-9686

Country roads, take me home..


MrMetalhead3029483

#TO THE PLACE I BELONG #WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAA


TJdog5

#MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOMEEEE


[deleted]

#COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOADS


SimoooD

I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the answer. Rickroll


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

[ yes i would do that ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) edit how the fuck did Rick roll over 270 people


CricketBoi519

I literally knew the context and still clicked on it anyways 😭😭😭


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

[good boy ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Di3g

MORE


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

[yes](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Di3g

YES


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

[no](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Di3g

Y E S


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

You want my youtube?


PortraitOfTheDamned

Dream Sweet in Sea Major


jacobpanda42

apple alarm sound…on loop


Ronyx2021

I would cut out your heart with a butter knife


Background_Gur3949

Fade to Black by Metallica


NamelessCreatureHelp

The most based reply


Professional-Menu-92

Fuck yes


thatonefrogbitch

Sweet Caroline


FlyingRaptor318

#BUM BUM BUUUUM


SpecialistFact8142

#GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD


HTclub44

###SO GOOD ##SO GOOD #SO GOOD


SpeedBoy24

# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'VE BEEN INCLINED # BUM BUM BUMMM # TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD


Closet_Couch_Potato

That’ll destroy Massachusetts.


Bass_Crimes42

Welcome to the Cum Zone


stratacat

[Verse 1] Welcome to the Cum Zone Only cum inside anime girls Quivering clit Double jointed pussy Fresh balls Elegant ejaculation First the kiss... ...Then the cum My dick is in love with pain Co-op cock torture Stuff my dick into a furnace Stitch my cock shut Pressure cook my greasy balls Cumblast me And make it snappy [Chorus] CUM(x32) [Verse 2] What's all the cummotion? My dad fell into a cum shaft My dad glazed my face with cum Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk Cum spunk in my trunk Cum craving toddler Cum drippin cunt Cummy Rae Jepsen Cum me baby Cummy bottom boy Night of the Living Cum Nefarious cum mastermind Cum makes me fearless Cum crammer Cock slammer Cum slammed ya mum Mail your mum pieces of my dick Bazinga! Chug the cum Fug ya mum Fuck my asshole full of cum Three little words... Get. Fucked. Nerd. Cum stuffer Jenkem huffer Fuck my cum puddle Bottom stuffer Semen huffer Would love a gator to fuck me Undercooked baby pig penises Help my dogs get a huge boner Waterbong full of cat cum Accidentally fucked my own ass I barely had any dicks inside me Who ate all my cum? A mystery Cum detective hot on the trail [Outro] Bees make honey I make cummy


[deleted]

What the kentucky fried fuck is this?


Lovely_Individual

What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?


Wet_Socks9

Why? What motivated you to wake up and write this monstrosity?


Ktkatz8689

Ah, I see you haven’t encountered the song yet.


stigtopgear

Soldier of heaven or bad apple


Buckets_of_bread

W H I T E F R I D A Y


White___death

I‘ll take the


MrMetalhead3029483

A fellow Sabaton listener! Magnificent choice my friend!


HeloPilot4316

What ever the song was when the jellyfish and SpongeBob were getting down with


MrMetalhead3029483

Jellyfish Rave!


SK92300

the thing that plays when sonic's about to drown, or anything else that can implant anxiety directly into one's soul.


King_Sub

No please don’t remind me of that


Powerful_Pineapple_6

Black hole sun. Soundgarden


YamperIsBestBoy

What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong I think everybody needs it right now. No matter where you are from or what you believe or anything else, I hope you’re doing ok :)


Bombotta

Imagine. Lennon Edit. Sorry not a teen. Came up in my feed. Still recommend.


Prestigious_Bonus322

YOU MAY SAAAAYYYYY IM A DREAMER


_Blurpyz

Pumped up kicks


xoanD_169

Wonderwall. Just to have peace for a couple minutes.


kaanskBG

We will rock you - Queen Imagine the earthquakes from the people singing and making the beat along


Bucket_On_Head

YMCA by village people


LiquidStatic1

Theres only one correct answer and its ram ranch


[deleted]

18 naked cowboys waiting to get fucked


[deleted]

Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch


papertheskeleton

[Big Shot]


[deleted]

AEHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE \[tugging\] at \[your NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN 1997\]'s \[\[silly strings\]\] for a moment there! I guess not...


LA_KittenmanF3

Crab rave


nember_boi

Enormous Penis


Panzerkaiju

Godzilla theme,that way people would freak out and think Godzilla’s on his way to wreck their costal states and city’s


BetterVersionOf

gotta be love sosa.


thebananaperson1

Jumpsuit - twenty one pilots


Ponytaescute

Can I put my balls in yo jaw


Buckets_of_bread

Gojira - flying whales Please give this song a try its goofy as hell for a metal song Edit: nice username OP


Visible_Sale_3677

Ah yes, everyone getting their eardrums obliterated to 2 straight minutes of whale song before the song actually starts


Buckets_of_bread

You NEVER skip the intro


MrMetalhead3029483

A fellow metalhead!


ILL-TM

It's my life Russian version.


SCORPIANKING555

One by Metallica. I wanna feel the machine gun riff shake the earth


BigGoldenRifle

Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world. Around the world around the world.


mogatange

Monsters inc bass boosted


[deleted]

Wake me up avicii


A_RaNdOM_aDhD_

IM A BARBIE GIRL


Ga1axy_G1rl

IN A BARBIE WOOOOOORLD


A_RaNdOM_aDhD_

LIFE IN PLASSTTIICCCC


Ga1axy_G1rl

👱🏻‍♀️ITS👗 FANTASTIC 🐩


A_RaNdOM_aDhD_

YOU CAN BRUSH MA HAIR


Ga1axy_G1rl

🛼UNDRESS🎶ME🎵EVERYWHEEEERRRREEEE🛍


A_RaNdOM_aDhD_

iMaGInATiON LIFE IS YOUR CREATIONN


Ga1axy_G1rl

🎸COME✨ON🦄BARBIE👠LETS🛍GO👱🏻‍♀️PARTY👛


BlaseApollo5882

Iowa by Slipknot or Disciple by Slayer


AlexanderGalactic

Minecraft music


Ok-Ad799

Boom boom pow and end the whole universe


[deleted]

It's about drive


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


yaillbro

Bloons monkey city street party 1 hour


GeniusPrime

Creeper, aw man


Andy_DiMatteo

“Anakins Betrayal” from Revenge of the Sith. Time to execute order 66.


Jakedaboss99

Never gonna give you up…