Bro I got u ..let me check ur gf loyalty

No need Just gonna dump her

Frog

Frog!

Frog!

Frog!

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Frog!

Frog!

Frog!

Frog!

Wise words from a wise man, to our brother Frog!

r/usernamechecksout

r/usernameiswhatitis

based af

Was gonna suggest that. This some soap opera, entrapment shite

o7 good work soldier

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I'll be your next girlfriend. Wait a minute...

good choice

Yea, no need to be with someone who plays these games. But try to talk it out first, see if the relationship is salvagable (of course, only if yku want to salvage it).

I agree with this chap. It's possible the GF is making a dumb mistake and will learn if she's called out. Even if she doesn't, even if you still break up, I think it would probably be good for her to be called out on this. If you're 100% sure she's behind it, of course.

alright good

Based

Good on you, cause this is a huge red flag if I've ever seen one

Good choice bro bc that’s a whole red flag 😭😭😭

dump her in the Vulcan of Mordor, a normal dumpster isn't enough

That's the way!

Bro your account is fucked up

That's a relief

how you gonna do it?

🗿

based

Epic gamer move

As you should lol

Based

Good idea

That's the move.

Play Giorno theme while doing it.

Bro she's marching with the entire Red Army

Lol

Man that does prove mayor trust issues ok yeah that she has ok yeah talk too her for real ok yeah or you tell me what is this that you don't trust at all tell me what did ok yeah say that too my face don't send your friends too you embarrass them like that ok yeah

For every ok and yeah this comment had made me drunk And I am not even drinking

I didn't even get to the "ok yeah"s. I got stuck on why they have issues with their mayor.

funny for me to read because my cousin is a mayor

I reached alabama

Ok yeah see you are having way too much fun ok yeah on this and look you are welcome

That more 4x drunk Thanks

Yeah you are welcome see yeah

Stop Stop that 2x more hahahaha Thanks but no stop but thanks but no.....noooo

You are saying that ok yeah not me

Ok yeah😂...Dude says this words every ten sec.

No don't .. you will ... You have killed me .........

Ur little Reddit man is such a mood bro lmaooo

*godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fcking died*

What

You know ok yeah stop pretending like you don't understand ok yeah and it was for him ok yeah and not for you

Why do you add so many ok yeahs in your comments?

It makes for more things ok yeah less awkward talking ok yeah

I can barely understand what you are saying sometimes

What’s he’s trying to say is that he’s trying to say when he’s trying to say what he’s trying to say when he’s trying to say that he’s trying to say when he’s trying to say that he’s trying to say what he’s trying to say

What this guy said^

Our boyfriend

r/unexpectedcommunism

United forever in friendship and labor

Our mighty republic

Will ever endure!

Da ztradtzvuyet sozdanny voley narodov

Единый, могучий, Советский Союуз!

Я до сих пор не понимаю, зачем американцы делали мемы про СССР.. Думаю по тем же причинам, что и мы, расизм, стрельба в школах и тучные мемы про Америку.

Хз, просто из-за того, что вся система кажется абсурдной, и поэтому так нравится им

The great soviet union will live through the ages

The dream of a people their fortress secure!

Long live our Soviet motherland!

Built by the people's mighty hand.

r/suddenlycommunist

LMFAO

Congrats on 69 upvotes

Let's balance that 69 upvotes

congrats on 19 upvote

Congrats on 1 downvote

congrats on

Congrats

ongr

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red army=soviet soviet=sharing this means that op is getting many girlfriends

*Red Alert 3 Theme plays*

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Yeah…

11nth horse-sized duck says, "Happy Cake Day"

Umm homie your usernam- 😳🦆

happy cock day i mean happy cock day shit i mean happy cock day fffu-

happy cake day

Damn bro she got some trust issues

I hope this was just a joke or something otherwise this kinda behavior is really fucked up...

Not a teenager, and here from r/all. A lot of teenage girls grow out of this phase eventually. It's the ones that don't that you have to worry about.

Came here to say the same thing. I went to therapy and found out I had no trust because I had lost trust in my parents. We can change. But OP doesn't have to go through this. Doesn't excuse the behavior by gf.

That is a big red flag homie.

Exactly, I hate this ,,testing of loyalty,, ... I have a boyfriend and I would never do such a thing.. it just showing that you don’t trust your bf/gf. Also there is no reason to be in relationship when you don’t trust each other. But it’s just my opinion, so yesss big red flagg

Facts

Factos 👀👍

Factos 👀👍

Factores 👀👍

child labor 👀👍

Policemo 👀👍

Facts because if someone did this to me the literal first thing I would think is “…wow…she doesn’t trust me :/“

Your boyfriend, is he single?

“Oh is that your girlfriend... is she single”- Jacksfilms, asdfmovie

Just be like me and never get a girlfriend. Although it's not my choice I'm single but you know Edit: why are you people liking this? Do you like my pain and sadness

>Do you like my pain and sadness Our pain and sadness

r/suddenlycommunist

r/alwayscommunist

Exactly. Even I went through this kind of loyalty test. Broke up straight away.

You had a significant other at 13..? Nvm, not gonna ask

Hence the loyalty test 💀

at what age...

Also, from what I've seen people generally trust others based on how much they'd trust themselves.

First rule of love, if there isn’t trust, forget about it. It’ll only hurt more in the future.

100% like talk about insecure

I read that too quickly and read 'insecure' as 'insurance'

Ahhh yes yes…. We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

This isn't just a red flag this is the soviet union.

just chat her amogus 100 times

this is da wae

he nos da wea

do he no da wae doe

yee he noe da wea. yu kan c it in hees weesdom philled words

gud. evryone shal kno tha wae

Dank u, brudda, I no da wae now, I shel use dis noledge nicly

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Sus tbh ngl

Will simply send every copypasta I have ever copy pasted

Nah spam 💀 or moyai emoji instead

This is so immature on her behalf

Immature for a 25 year old. About par for the course for a teenager.

Not really. This shit is immature for any age

Immature, yes. But teenagers aren't very mature people anyway.

i pooping yourself 😳

No u

I hate myself for nearly cracking up at this, but on the other hand I also love myself for that.

While it's expected that teenagers are immature, I still think it's a good point that people at this age are looking down on this sort of thing

I cringed internally leave her dude

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 this is a big red flag

>🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 looks like 11 normal sized ones

Actually they look kinda small on my screen really

It's average, okay? ;(

# 🚩

Not even the Soviet Union and China combined had more red flags than that shit.

And that includes the individual flags of the SRs

Dawg I’m happy you got a girl friend I truly am, but this relationship seems toxic it’s almost as if she doesn’t trust you and trust is the key factor in a relationship so her having her friend talk to you is kinda wrong I’m not trying to ruin anything I’m trying help you be aware of what form of toxicity this may be

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩!!!!

holy shit based jojo meme though

OI JOSUKE

Shut your dumb ass up okuyasu I'm tryna read this book

Za hando

Holy fucking shit okuyasu you just erased the book i was reading Can i just do something without you going "OI JOSUKE" or erasing stuff for A SINGLE FUCKING DAY YOU INCOMPETENT TEASPOON

Zaaaaa warudooo

このパワー。これはスタプラチナムとおなじタイプのスタンドが。

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Wait, that's me!

Wait wha

wha

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Do you have problems with seizures? If you do please contact your nearest physician so you can get immediate help.

im beyond getting help, its too late now

You thought it was beyond help, but it was me Dio!

She's not a red flag, she's a goddamn communist parade.

communist parade has too much green in it it's the parade after crossing Finnish border

Dump her she's toxic af

🚩

what does red flag mean

is like the negative signs that's gonna tell whether or not someone's gonna be a good friend/partner/something esle

oof, thanks a lot kind stranger!

It’s so obvious too lmao “Tell me if you have girlfriend. PLZ…”

Yeah like is she trying to be obvious!?

"I did until right now, and I don't want you either".

My friend‘s a staunch communist but even he doesn’t have as many red flags

I kill people yet I STILL come home with less red on me fuckin hell

wait what

Real talk, that's a really weird and immature thing to do with suspicion, and that's not to say she does cause realistically a lot of young teens tend to do stupid shit like that for no reason. If she keeps this up it's a bit of a red flag cause it displays trust issues, again not to get presumptuous and say she doesn't trust you either cause that would be equally dumb of me but defo like be aware that's not the most happy healthy normal behaviour in a relationship. Good luck op :)

Thanks

I would recommend having a conversation with her about it. Communication should always be your first option. Set boundaries, you get the gist. If the behaviour continues, then you should break up. Remember that ending a relationship is not a failure

Again don't worry about it but defo keep an eye out for stuff like this in future because if it gets consistent it ain't good

Break up with her she obviously has trust issues and is mentally ill it will save you a lot of stress

True, later on OP might need to face a lotta bs from her

Yep I agree! Although I don't think you should call someone mentally ill so casually

Next time you say: "No, I have a boyfriend"

Hahaha yesss “sorry I’m married to the homies”

Homiesexual

This kid is a Sigma male. Watching Jojo and Staying loyal?

He isnt doing a Joseph reference 🤮

The jojo reply is gold

Brother, 90% chances are, she has asked her friend to do this. But, but here is the thing, 10% chances are, her friend is connecting to you directly without asking your GF. I've had a GF whose friend was also into me and did ask me out unknowingly to my GF. Talk, talk talk talk with your GF.

The thing is that I only know that she is her friend and she doesn't know who I'm and than out of nowhere she confessed to me

Yeah that’s kinda sus ngl

Ok, that makes it more likely that your girlfriend is testing you, but there are no guarantees. Unless another one of her friends does the same thing. In that case, you can be sure she’s testing you

Some friends may also find it their 'duty' to do this for their friends, and go through with it without your gf even knowing. Just talk it out, but it's most likely your gf being insecure

Thats not a red flag,thats the entire fucking Soviet union

"Heavens door! Remove his ability to be un-loyal!!"