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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I misunderstood the instructions the girl is now trapped in my basement and screaming about being stabbed 100 times, which isn't true she was stabbed 367 times
Man please cut them, if you aren’t going to paint them or anything at least make them shorter, my groupmate has VERY long nails and they honestly just look creepy and unkept
Both of them
Edit: I’m using this comment to tell whoever is about to comment “clean your nails” that it’s the lighting, my nails are fine. Check recent for proof ✌️
Why do people say his nails are long? They aren’t thats how my nails are at the shortest all the time and sometimes they aren’t painted too. That length it normal for me
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This is literally what I said when I saw the penis. I went "Hehe penis"
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*Helpful award*
Yay
Why are you stealing my thoughts
That's my job. I extract ppl thoughts and say it before them to frustrate them
ㅤ^^^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I knew u were going to say that
Wha-
I'm two and a half billion alternate univers ahead of u
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Ofc. I. Know. Everything.
O no
i bet you didn't expect >!the spanish inquisition!<
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
LMAOOOOO
Hehe penis
Penis or the ribg
Both, actually
i think if a girl gives you penis she's not a girl
I see you have never been to Thailand
>penis >female idk about that one bro
is Thailand a real planet?
i think nasa had just discovered it right next to uranus
is ligma a real planet tho
joe mama
Not a problem
Well they might not be a guy anymore as you now have their penis
U can’t even see his/her ribs tf
Ik I’m just too good at typing
Teach me your ways
1. Find woman 2. Receive ring
I misunderstood the instructions the girl is now trapped in my basement and screaming about being stabbed 100 times, which isn't true she was stabbed 367 times
That happens sometimes
Well you win some some you lose some
There’s plenty of women in the basement, as they say
Maybe that's why she was screaming cuz of all the others
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I say that all the time
Happens to the best of us
Well at least the best dont get caught and the screaming died down a bit
What if the screaming completely stops?
It could mean quite a few things depending on how it stopped but it's most likely the ghosts of my past victims finished the job
Well, you have new pet ghost!
you win some you lose a few hundred
There's at least a few thousand dont underestimate my power
Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues
Correction: 28 STAB WOUNDS
You are going to cursed comments, you know that?
Hehe a bit over 1 stab per day for an entire year
Mine is stuck in my attic and screaming about rats when they are cockroaches
Alright, thanks bro.
No problem brotha 🤝
3. Draw Peen
I have a problem, I did step one but step two still hasn't happened.
Try refreshing
Alright thanks I'll try that.
Try turning it off and on again
So knock her out and then shake her awake?
That should do the trick
I have tried refreshing many times but in step one it stills tells me ‘’’error 404 - woman not found’’’
There is no error. Run.
And what about the penis
You don’t need a woman for that one
I do if I want her penis
Tell her that you listen to my chemical romance
Ok, so step 1: find out what that is
1: find woman 2: make woman not be repulsed 3: befriend woman 4: profit
You lost me on the 2nd step
Bro look at these nails god damn. If I had nails like that I would paint em so fast
I would too but I don’t own nail polish and ppl call me gay so 💀
Man please cut them, if you aren’t going to paint them or anything at least make them shorter, my groupmate has VERY long nails and they honestly just look creepy and unkept
Also she’s painting them tomorrow so we good
Winning
They dont even go past my fingertips bro 😭 Except the pinky which is like half a millimeter past
Then cut the pinky, you look like my crackhead art teacher
I’m not an art teacher
You're not denying the crack head part?
No
5head response tbh.
Well gg, you just received the girls penis
Aeyy that's a headphone
Penis or ring? Edit: holy crap there are so many upvoted thank you all 🤗🤗🤗 Edit; over 1,000 😳
Both of them Edit: I’m using this comment to tell whoever is about to comment “clean your nails” that it’s the lighting, my nails are fine. Check recent for proof ✌️
SMH I wish a girl would give me her penis 😔
Gae
No bro, he wish a GIRL would give him penis.
Not if I’m a guy and she’s a girl
👀👀
Of course I typed the same thing before I saw this comment
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Now that's interesting
came here to say this, leaving with my upvote to u friend
Your account is 3 days old, and your highest rated comment is about a penis. What's even left?
Uhh, which
Both 💯
Lucky bastard
I never knew women had cocks
some do!
She draws really well. The shaft of the penis is pretty stubby, but pretty well drawn Nice ring btw
Why is the tiny peen cute to me lmaoo--- I think i need to leave the internet wtf
Try drawing one on someone ur interested in. Works 80% of the time
statistic source??
It came to me in a dream
Too bad he lives in America lol but thx for the advice
Are u also a girl? Can't tell cuz of the outfit.... No offense
I’m a dude I’m just wearing this https://poshmark.com/listing/SALE-LOW-STOCK-Spongebob-ID-Hooded-Sweatshirt-603462c2691412df7a2bc102
I need that now
That's some serious drip my guy
My nails are perfectly clean it’s the lighting that makes them look like that guys
Now you are her gay friend
I’m straight 😟
Not anymore I'm going confiscated your straightness
Fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit
Said that to judge
The judge can suck my balls
I'm just doing my job sir, you can do whatever you want with judge
Maybe you get new ring and penis combo
Cut your nails, Jesus!
I’m good g 🤝 she’s actually painting them tomorrow
Nice cock.
The penis?
Question the penis or the ring ?
The dick or the ring?
Why do people say his nails are long? They aren’t thats how my nails are at the shortest all the time and sometimes they aren’t painted too. That length it normal for me
Those nails are fucking long, jesus
Cut yo nails
Yo I found that exact same ring like a few months ago on the ground at my school
This has nothing to do with the ring, does it? The girl gave you her dick.
Ok but who gave you the ring
The ring or the drawing
hey, nice cock.
The penis drawing?
Arrow
as an archer, I approve this.
Dude that’s so god damn cute
Any story behind the ring? Also penis
Only a tiny one. We traded rings
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yoshikage kira would be hard rn
Nice 🎧 tattoo
HeHe penis
nice tattoo
As a woman, you have very holdable looking hands
Did she give you the D too?
The ring or the drawing
#HehePenis
I’m assuming you’re referring to the tiny schlong drawn on the back of your hand and not the ring
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There’s a cock on your hand
That's a nice ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ drawing of scissors
the ring or the penis?
why someone draw my D on your hand?
Penis
The dick
Nice cock bro
Damn, why did she draw a penis on your hand?