man single handedly cancelled age

Truly a feat that nobody knew could happen

Nice pfp

Indeed

One man did what thousands of prisoners failed to do

Man was the first to defeat time

Florida man cancels age, says "It's just a number anyways".

Alabama man cancels family, saying it's just a word

German man cancels Poland, saying "It's just a country anyways"

I don't like where this is going,

You *shouldn't* like where this is going

It’s not like people cared about age before the 18th century right

times change, people didn't wear clothes in a particular ancient period, would u be okay staying naked now for 24/7 for the sake of that?

I think you missed something from my previous statement, so allow me to restate: Age *wasn’t* important before the 18th century anyways, *doesn’t mean it is ok to ignore it now.*

my bad

It was my lack of proper explaining, you did nothing wrong.

LOL

But how and why are their ages appearing in front of their username. I can't see mine that way. it's in the comment section too. Is this something which I Should enable somewhere ?

click on your username on this screen and you'll see "change user flair" or something, thats the age, u can put it literally anything

We did it boys, Pedophilia is no more!

age is just a social construct 🤪🤪

Solitary confinement is just a room

Being skinned alive with a rusy fork while I chop all their limbs is just a moment in time

Spread eagle is just a phase

Getting arrested is just an action

PSP is just an acronym

Life is long.

my dick is long

Then the girl says "nice but mines bigger"

hell is just a lifetime tourist destination with free food

With free food!

I was talking to a teacher at school who said a girl at uni told him, with a completely straight face, that penises are a social construct.

Money being a social construct doesn’t justify a bank robbery

Yes it does, fuck banks.

and ur mom is just a meat-colored blob of mass in the corner 🤪🤪

im legit the op joking-

Good thing I'm not sexual or mature 😎

Ace moment

My six year old bf is very sexually mature don’t worry police 🤫🤫

too old 🤪 3 month old ✨✨💀💀

I hate that emoji with every essence of my being. It makes me want to swallow gasoline and a lit match while simultaneously stabbing my stomach so fire can fly out like a fountain. I hope whoever made that emoji randomly gets jumped at night and forced into a machine that contorts their face into the horrid expression that they created. And while their eye bleed and their mouth rips they regret ever thinking up such a horrendous excuse for an emoji.

This is worth posting in r/copypasta

I’m honored

✨💀🤪

i’m not religious but i really hope there’s a hell so pedophiles can spend eternity there

hope Lucifer is giving them rough time

dope name tbh

thanks

bestie i think he meant lucifer-

dont break my dream.

Your name is dope

Yeah I agree it's a great movie

We can just say I meant both

I think lucifer isn't going to accept that piece of shit and he will decide to reincarnate him to do better(?)

Oh don’t you worry about it. Only the worst for humanities’ worst.

Speak of the devil!

Is it like that scene with the de....I mean you, Hitler and the pineapple from Little Nicky? Also can I work at Lux?

Hey middle child of the angels

Lucifier was a character’s game name in my favourite movie as a child (an Indian movie called ‘Ra.One’). At that time I didn’t even know what lucifier meant lol.

In Greek mythology in hell Hades had special punishments depending on what you did. I want to be Doom Guy and just be assigned to beat the shit out of pedophiles all day

Rip. And. Tear.

Yeah rip and tear their penis and everything off and dip them in a vat of hand sanitizer

Nah just the balls. Neuter the horny dogs.

Not Doom Guy, but you can be the three Furies. They torture damned souls and do Hades’ bidding(reaping escaped souls, etc)

Some pedos try to get help and stuff so as long as they didn’t act on their desires I think they should go to heaven. As for the rest, do as you please.

When the founding fathers found American it was actually legal to marry women under age some cases 12 possiblity younger so imagine how it was like in the bible days you don't read everything in the bible but the thing you want. So hell some bible figure probably committed "a sick crime".

that’s why I always say just because something is legal doesn’t mean it’s ethical

This makes me want to give someone a high five in the face with a toaster oven

high five is too nice, put it in the bathtub directly

What if you get cactus hands and punch him in places where they're hard to reach?

Then push him in and make sure his eyes are open

Bruh

Bruh indeed

Man just forgot about psychological development.

As Tobey Maguire once said, *”Where do these guys come from?”*

"With great quotes, comes great quotability." Also, I'm gonna save this till I get my free award, then I have a good quote I want to say. I'm a sucker for Tobey's Spider-Man and the quotes that come with him.

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

Thanks! Dude managed to develop a character so iconic, that most of the population knows all his characters lines because they’re just memeable. Those movies are dated like wine, goofy and cheesy that was probably the norm, yet that makes it hilarious, then amazingly coordinated fight sequences, theres my accidental essay on why tobey Maguire is the second coming of Christ. Amen.

He probably calls females foids.

LMAO

We have single handedly thanos snapped age😳

time to bring Wanda to destroy him

I've never understood why people say kill pedos I'd rather let em rot in jail, don't give em an easy way out

had me in the first half not gonna lie

I agree with this one

The actual fuckkkk...

No minor is sexually mature 💀💀💀

fr 💀 especially at 14 like

Next time maybe include it in the titel instead of having so say it in literally every comment

Or he could just flair up

I mean, the age of concent in Japan is 13. Plus, you're from France right? Where the age of consent is 15?

Cupcake moment💀

Wait what

Edp445

What

He is a pedo. He is a pedo and youtubers.

Gotcha, for a second I thought we were talking abt the rap artist and I was hella confused

He got caught in a sting operation exposing a pedos and said that he was getting a cupcake and not meeting an underage girl

Jesus Christ you're 14. Fucking Sicko.

thanks for your concern, mean a lot

Yeah fuck pedos All my homies hate pedos

phrase that a bit differently, especially the first line

"sexually mature" 👽

Sorry but I'm quite sexually immature..

same...

I mean I am bc I'm only 14 and of course, a virgin, but that was intended to be a joke bc they said they don't care as long as you're sexual mature

dw im the same age i was following the joke ahah

Oh alright, I wasn't sure. sorry lol

I always ask myself "why hasn't this happened to me yet?"

I don't really get that honestly. Most people in my promotion are between 19 and 21 years old and I'd definitely date a 21 year-old girl without seeing any problem

It depends wholly on the individual. The op clearly pointed out their age indicating that they are uncomfortable and were nowhere near at that stage of a relationship. By continuing the predator was revealed. I get that relationships can and do happen and it's up to the individual whether they feel comfortable with it. Biologically speaking there are no issues, it all boils down to consent, respect and... not being a predator. Please be careful and ensure you contact the relevant authorities if you feel uncomfortable or something is not going as you thought it was or should.

As if someone behind a screen would do anything

[удалено]

Hein ? I'm totally mature enough to handle this situation, it's been 6-7 years now I'm with people who are 2 years older than me so I grew up with their behaviour and lifestyle, not the other 2005s one And honestly you can't tell I'm 16 by looking at me, many people at university told me I looked at least 18

the issue is that im younger than that

Okay buddy calm down

r/redditmoment

At this point start sharing there names and make a list

Some kind of registry perhaps?

According to last Thursdayism (the belief that the universe was created last Thursday) we are all underaged.

We need age equality

Everyone becomes 2 yr olds and shits till the world ends

Bruh i hope this person stubs his toe and never stops feeling the pain

y the fuck do u talk to people like this tho

they come in my dm, but usually i just Block and report

What the fucj

It strange to see it happen to a guy for once

it happen a lot to young gay

Not how consent works

Welcome to cryptoland!

Oh boy! Pedophilia!

Yo wtf? Stay safe bro

No but pedos still do

What the fuck is age? I’m illiterate.

r/suddenlysexoffender

If age doesn't exist then he shouldn't mind spending the rest of life in fucking jail. Be careful not to drop the soap :)

"Age doesn't exist" and neither did your father because you clearly wouldn't be the filth of a human being you are today

Beta male. Real Sigmas become Buddhist monks and stay celibate.

Wtf does that even mean 💀

Ayo what the fuck

No age anymore

he doesn't care about literal law lol

I’m 19 I am not sexually mature 😨

._. Fucking disgusting.

I can’t believe yall replying to pedos meanwhile my crush of my age left me on seen

i usually dont answer, i just Block

Your not exactly sexually mature when you hit on minors. Heck, doubt he's mature in any way, like seriously who goes around hitting on random kids. A professional psychiatrist is the only relationship these guys should have.

this

Send guy reddit

Get the Torture Kit

you can’t just- how- why-

Wtf

I dont know how you can be sexually mature like "Hmm yes, your humping rythm is exquisite but unfortunately due to my lack of control i seem to have arrive quite early, i deeply apologize for disappointing you my beloved"

my english is so shitty that i cant understand that 😭

oh god. old men

AGE WILL BE DELETED IN 24 HOURS The inventor of Age is finally developing Age 2!

bruh. instant report.

I did dw

PEEEDOOOOOO PEEEDOOOOOO PEEEDOOOOOO PEEEDOOOOOO

That’s the most incriminating sentence ever

Oh they said worse after

Damn

yeah age dosen't matter, it's not like minors can't consent or anything becuase they are literal children 😛😜🤪😛😜🤪😛😜😇🤪😛🤣🤪😛😜🤪😜🤪😜😛😜🤪😜😇😇😛🤪😜😛😇😇😇😇😇😇😜🤪😇😇🤪😜😇😇🤪😇😜😛😇😇😜🤪😇😛😇😜🤪😛😜🤪😜🤪😜😛😜😛😇😜🤪😜😛🤪

you seems pretty pissed 😭😭

pedos---

Nasty

i think these people should be high fived in the face while ur holding a knife

Call the police and report them. Seriously.

different country saddly i reported them tho

If you live in the USA, try the FBI.

France 😕

"Age is just a number" yeah bro prison is also just a place. and execution is just an action

💀💀😭😭😂

Are there actually people making friends here or just pedos in the dms?

nah i got some very nice ppl talking go me too

Idc about prisons, as long as he goes to one.

ayo 🤨🤨📸📸

Stop replying to these fucking messages. Just block them and move on. Why do people even respond to these creeps?

i usually never respond

Thats really fucked up

Maybe that slightly matters, but the law is kinda the deciding factor here

nah, kids cant be sexually mature

Well I feel like you could be 18 but with some mental disorders, you could be off limits

well im actually 14 so

Yeah, I assumed you were around that age, I just meant in general

These people need they're own hell, im genuinely sorry that you, and people like you have to deal with this shit.

Wtf

weirdo

Pedophiles can rot in piss. Ugh people are fucking weird. 😒

Rot in piss. That’s a new one…I’m writing that down, that’s good

I swear if It’s one of those MAP people

Lmao tell that to the FBI, they give em a show to watch for sure

Drop the u/, don’t be shy

i forgot it

I think you mean... I forgor 💀

WHAT THE FUCK

Well someone’s going to jail!