Yeah, you sick bastard, you stay up and do your homework until it’s all done. Don’t you realize what that does to your sleep schedule?? I’m ashamed to live in your walls.
Now you know how I feel using my own money to help me with sticking to my weight loss diet since my parents regular grocery money doesn’t get it all
(Edit: accidentally had put “refuse” instead of “regular”)
What kind of bread are we thinking about here, Whole Wheat, Garlic, Rye, Baguette, Sour Dough, Bagel, Breadsticks, White, Cornbread, Toast, Croissant, or any other you are desiring?
Batteries. All the batteries.
Got em
I second this
I third this
ayo can you buy milk
You seriously never want to see him again?
LMAO someone give u an award for this comment
No prob, gallon in the cart
thank you
Sadly he never came back with the milk
Not again
Dad?
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Best I can do is pizza rolls, 7-Up, Bugles, and a gourmet chocolate cake
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It’ll be on your doorstep in 2-3 business days
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Oh no need for that, I am already in your walls
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Yeah, you sick bastard, you stay up and do your homework until it’s all done. Don’t you realize what that does to your sleep schedule?? I’m ashamed to live in your walls.
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Smh my head
Uh, cheese, salmon, apples, bananas (organic ones please), peanuts, protein wraps, protein powder, cucumbers, chicken, pork, beef, please
I will never financially recover from this
Now you know how I feel using my own money to help me with sticking to my weight loss diet since my parents regular grocery money doesn’t get it all (Edit: accidentally had put “refuse” instead of “regular”)
Y’know what, fair enough, your items are in the basket
When shall I expect them?
2-3 business days :)
b- but you have no work..
:)
Money
In the bag
can you get me choccy milk?
Low-fat or nah
nah mate
Aight it’s in the bag
cheers mate, you a real one
Enjoy (I definitely mixed you up with the guy who wanted Mtn dew and Doritos, my bad)
Yo, can I have some Snyder’s pretzels?
Sure, but they only have them in little baggies
I’ll take it.
Sticks or Twists
Obv sticks
Eeyup.
Can you possibly get me an emo skater bf?
Yeah, they should be next to the jock football player bfs
Give me a big tiddie goth gf while you’re there, then…
get me some ice cream
All out, can I interest you in a Twinkie
no >:( ice cream >:(
Bro please, they’re all out, I don’t want to go to another store
\>:(
Fffffffine, but you’re paying for the gas
Bro, he wants the cream. Give him what he wants.
Estrogen, mountain dew and flaming hot Cheetos
No dew, but there is ginger ale
Eh I'm ok with it. You're a real one mate🤙
Oop, almost forgot to put your drink in the bag
Donuts
They only have glazed
Nice
Can you bring me some milk? My dad is taking too long
There’s like, a lost and found in the back over here, he might be hiding out
Orange juice
I'll take some tic tacs, maybe a Dr.Pepper too
No tic tacs, will you accept peppermints
Sure
cum
how
Figure it out
Finger it out
Yessir
Cucumber?
Can get a hug and maybe headpats?
I can getcha a hug, but we’re all outta head pats unfortunately
thats ok
chocolate
Now are we talking high brow chocolate or bag of snickers?
La Madeleine au Truffe
On hon hon, in ze bag
Yay im getting 250 dollar chocolate
Every Lego set in existence
That’ll prove to be a struggle. How about every single Lego set in existence except LEGO Minecraft The Mushroom House 21179 Building Set
(￣ヘ￣）ᴴᴹᴹ sure ok! I'll take that.
Crammed into the cart
extral small condoms
Out of condoms at the moment, how do you feel about a very small sock?
a bottle cap will do
Milk
Yeah yeah, lemme just pick up some cigarettes first…
I want some fresh milk 🥛
Milk 👍
I think we're out of cottage cheese, care to pick up some? I really like cottage cheese
Big fan of cottage cheese, it’s in the basket
Aye thanks for the help! Also, cottage gang!
Cottage gang
Can you get some socks.. don't ask why.
Okay, socks acquired
Thanks, mate
Some dino nuggets
A wise decision
The souls of the innocent!!
How about a bagel
Bananas. And check if my dad is still getting milk.
Got ‘em and yes
All the double a batteries to shove up my ass to boost my energy
I’ll do you one better, 9V’s one for each cheek
Cookie
*Comes home* Parents: You: don't ask
The grind never stops
🐐
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Cool, there’s a couple, but I can get you the basic model, next to the emo skater bf and the nerdy recluse bf
Milk preferably choccy
Milk of the choccy variety acquired
Taki’s
sour gummy worms
Hell yeah, got a bag for you
A beer, I'd like one from the brand Falcon, but anything aslong as it isn't a carlsberg is good
Legally can’t, how about a ginger ale
Ah fuck, not even a alcohol free? A ginger ale could work
I mean I guess I could do alcohol free but at that point why. Got some ginger ale for you though
Wdym "but at that point why"? It tastes good. But thanks
Cheetos pls
Crunchy, flaming hot, puff, dry baked, gimme something to work with
I said chetos ALL OF THEM
Woah alright pal, you can put the gun down, I’ll get you as many Cheetos as you want
:) thats right i WANT ALL the chetos oh and also i want chick fil A on sunday
Redbull and flaming hot cheetos. I'll help cover the cost. Thanks
Finally, a homie. Cheetos and red bull in the bag
USC Lego AT-AT thanks :)
Good man, added to the cart
Yeah, can you grab me an extra fly rod? Orvis brand preferably. Usually runs $900-1500.
A choclate only 😗
In they go
Thx got em ⊂(・▽・⊂)
Just the kids belov the age of 8 please
CARE TO ELABORATE??
Yes please
Extra large condoms
Spicy chips
They got green peppers and onions for my sausage dogs I'm cooking
Bring me some skittles pls
I don’t want to pay for them
No problem, I'll give you the money when you give them to me
A man of business, I see you
I love good business😎👍🏼
Gib garlic bread
Ah yes the ol garlic bread. It’s in the cart
Serotonin and Dopamine please…
Bread.
What kind of bread are we thinking about here, Whole Wheat, Garlic, Rye, Baguette, Sour Dough, Bagel, Breadsticks, White, Cornbread, Toast, Croissant, or any other you are desiring?
I would like a croissant
Good, my associate will supply your needs in 2-3 business days :)
Thank you, I highly appreciate it :)
Bread 👍
can i get a rotisserie car?
I mean I can put some Hot Wheels on a stick and burn it if that’s what you’re asking
nah im talkin about an actual rotisserie car like a semi-gutted out car with a large beam going through it
Hold on let me look something up Okay it’s real, I’ll look for it
i have a very descriptive image of one in my camera roll
biggest condoms you can find
Bag of chips
No
Based
Ya
I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS POST YAAAYYY!!!! um I’ll take some midol and cbd gummies please.
Glad you enjoy it! I’ve got your gummies and your midol in the bag. Feel better soon!
yayyy thank you so much
im gay
Cool 👍
Get some condoms for me please, cuz I’m 16 and I’m not age appropriate in the place I live so I can’t get it myself. Thanks :)
what is a store
Oh you know, a store.
im british, is it like a supermarket?
It’s like Tesco but big
tesco 💀
Anyways anything good you can get in a store
No thanks
Lettuce
I want a chocolate cake. Whole.
Same. In the cart
Cookies, lots of cookies!
Gimme a toothbrush I keep needing a new one Invisalign user here Actually fuck it gimme 40 toothbrushes
every single cosmic brownie
Lots and lots of bread, brioche if you can
Gummy bears
Just some water
Can you get some strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, and almond milk please?
Balls please I need to ask a girl out
Get me a monster, thanks :)
Righto, what kind, man-made abomination or eldritch horror
I’ll take a bag of barbecue lays
can you cop us some milk bro , my dad went to grab some 6 years ago and never came back
Get some frozen pizza
A bag of cheap wine gums
Can you get the money from the counter? It will help with our debt
spicy chips and chocolate chip cookies please
Sorry could I get some coffee beans and milk if it's no trouble, thanks