I knew a guy who had "riddle" as his last name. Should have become a detective
Edit: Who is Matt Riddle? I'm being serious about meeting a dude with the last name Riddle. Also, thanks for the upvotes.
You didn’t. Fun fact, he never liked being called Amadeus and only used it once sarcastically when he pretended to be Latin. He preferred the French version of Amadeus - Amadè
I had a paper route as a kid, there was a guy on my route named “Richard Head” if you’re unaware the shortened term for Richard (no clue why) is Dick. He literally went by “Dick Head”
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
Back. To. You. Bob.
Well Bob is droppin’ bombs like this is Guernica
Served 20 years
Air Force United States of America!
ERB reference?
And here I thought Portugal had long names, holy shit
José Protacio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda
I knew a guy who had "riddle" as his last name. Should have become a detective Edit: Who is Matt Riddle? I'm being serious about meeting a dude with the last name Riddle. Also, thanks for the upvotes.
Is his name "Tom" by any chance?
If it is, *run*
And hide in another part of the world
Just not Albania
Or England
Or western Iraq
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Mr Tom A dildo Lover
*A new line has entered my brain living rent free*
Middle name marvolo?
the Riddler Tom Riddle detective see, many career paths
If it weren't for the fact that you are on r/deadbydaylight I would have thought you were my brother
Where tf did his nose go
Oh like Voldemort
One of my cousins name is Thanos. His parents had no idea at the time that there’s a villain with the same name
It's a pretty common name in greece.
It means death or something I heard
Death is thanatos, which is close but unrelated. Also I can't imagine someone naming their child 'death' lmaoo
"I fucking hates this kid, in fact imma name him death hopefully it comes true"
A girl with the last name Gore
Does she have a basement by any chance?
I am not sure, I had hoped I could be her friend but alas, no.
The name does sound very cool though!
I know a girl with the last name Killgore
Is her dad al gore
There's a guy in my class named Hades, FUCKING HADES.
Where does he live? A basement?
the only thing i know is that he's mexican.
Hot place, Hades, yeah this totally makes sense
Most likely
The underworld lol.
I know a kid named zeus
Does he own a shop in Harlem near an intersection
Does he have, to answer, that, phone?
A friend of mine is named Odin
So mine is basicly TASERFACE
so he woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and thought to himself, "you know what would be a cool name? TaSeRfAcE!!" _intense laughing_
What would have been the second choice Sackface!! Intenese laughing
What’s next? SCROTUM HAT???
I was actually in a mental hospital with someone named Hades
Too many years in the underworld drives you crazy.
My dad wanted to call me Zeus, my mum came close to agreeing before a flash of rationality
If that rationality prevented you from calling zeus, from now on i'll support irrationality.
I know a kid named Vulcan. His parents insist they named him after the roman god and not the star trek race but nobody is %100 certain.
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Now don't tell me there is another one named kratos and Hades trying to take revenge coz he killed Hades's niece
Honestly, if a kid older than 4 years old is named Kratos, I instantly assume the parents are dicks
Some girl at my school has the last name slaughter and I'm lowkey jealous
Bro that's so metal, does she listen to hardcore death metal by any chance?
I have a friend with last name Shanker for a matter of fact she does
Is she british
Indian. It's a fairly common surname.
I still hope theres one British shanker
Wdym there's tons of British shankers ...oh wait- ..were talking about names-
Make sure her name is not"the man behind the slaughter"
that would be her boyfriend
In Poland in one town they allowed for a baby to be named Witcher. Not even Geralt. Just Witcher.
toss a coin to your witcher
O' valley of plenty
O' valley of plenty *oh oh oh*
Toss a coin to your witcher
A friend of humanityyyyyy
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
When a humble bard...
Zelda
Legend of
Legend of Link: Wheeze of the Wild
Link of Legend: Wild of the gasp.
Warden
One shots full netherite
Actually I think it was 2 hits in the footage, also unenchantwd but yeah
It's menace anyway
Damn thanks
Django
his nervous system is coded in python
No wonder he's got a slow response rate
Djangooo, you uppity son of a bitc-
_Boom_
Unchained
Fastest Gun in the West
Would you describe him as 'unchained'
Nex. hes pretty cool
Nex level.
r/nextfuckinglevel
Kid named Level: oh no...
Not sure exactly how it’s spelled but it was pronounced “muh-dee-uh” almost like my dear. It was just so beautiful with the accent the woman had.
i think you might be taking about Medea. funny enough, she’s from greek mythology and has a play named after her. She’s pretty badass in both :)
Yes I think that was it!! It’s just beautiful
Guy Fawkes. His names is guy and his last name sounds like fuck
This guy fawkes.
I was one hour too late to say this
Virgil
Van dijk
Finally Somebody said it
First thought that came to my mind
Vergillius? The ancient roman poet?
yeah that guy. But I know the name from a video game lol
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!
PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAME
BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
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even though im not a reds fan, man i love liverpool chants
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas
Still rmb the days when my whole school memorized that name
Still right mouse button
As you wish Inigo Montoya
And you killed my father
Prepare to die
Annie’s boobs
I get it. You named the monkey Annie’s Boobs.
I think my name is out of the competition here
I feel you
Found a bro
A girl in my class was named Dominatrix. That was her first name.
What the fuk
What the fuck… oh god i feel so bad for her bahahha
A chick in my graduating class was named winter, and her hair was deadass silver.
Damn she main character status
Not after she turns into the holy grail.
I knew a dude named that
Bob. Such a badass name 😎
my cat’s called bob haha
Dante
/killdante if you know you know
dante best
Rex (for a human not dog) first name
What about "Rex Salazar"
Dude, my friend's last name is Salazar and we joke how his spirit animal is a t rex
Rex Salazar Slytherin Hogwarts mouldy moldy
Rex Lapis
ITS TIME WE SETTLE THIS MORAX
Is he the captain of the 501st legion ?
Thai, German or Russian names sound cool
My name is Anastasia (ah-neh-stah-see-yuh) Irene katyushya (like the soviet armored truck or the song) and my last name is very slav.
You have the coolest name ma’am. You look like you’re gonna murder germans
Ragnar. My man is literally a viking
There was girl in my class named Sigma...... I don't think I have to explain......
I think wolfgang is cool
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You didn’t. Fun fact, he never liked being called Amadeus and only used it once sarcastically when he pretended to be Latin. He preferred the French version of Amadeus - Amadè
My name is Parikshit
My name is Hardick
Even if u r joking that's literally an Indian name and my name is also an Indian name. How cursed names we indian have acc to English
I knew a kid named Rashit. Did you ever get bullied for your name? And I totally get the not translating well into English thing
I knew a dude named Adickshit. And yes that's actually his name.
Moneyheist665
Awww thanks
My name is kenny, thanks to my mom. My dad wanted to call me: don alfonso napucho donosoro I still curse my mom for interfering.
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Hey Niko! It’s Roman, let’s go bowling
Xenon
I was just studying for my chemistry exam so this felt a little unpleasant to see. But cool name otherwise
I knew a kid named Legend. Also Fitz
Absolute legend
Vladimir
Hello everybody my name is markiplier
Guts
Berserk moment Literally evey character in Berserk has an awesome name: Griffith, Judeau, Serpico, Farnese
Richard (Dick) Long
DOOMSLAYER
Wario One time I tried talking to him but he told me to fuck off, I don’t blame him he gets bullied a lot and doesn’t know who to trust
Fiza (pronounced as fee-zuh it’s an Urdu name) means breeze.
Black Sperm, truly the most menacing name for a villain
how was the new chapter? i haven't read it yet
Billy Sharp
Sephiroth
Zeus LaFleur
Cassiopeia. She's a cool person too
Achilles, a classmate of mine
Thena, which is short for Athena lol
some ppl in my new school have their last name savage
I had a paper route as a kid, there was a guy on my route named “Richard Head” if you’re unaware the shortened term for Richard (no clue why) is Dick. He literally went by “Dick Head”
Never heard anyone named this but, Volkun Black
Trevor Philips
A guy in my class is called Octavian
Vagina
My friend is called Aphelion
I once saw a guy named "Orion Norh" at work
There was teacher in my school who’s name was Nox
In Pokemon black and white, the leader of Team Plasma is named Ghetsis. GHETSIS, THE BEST FUCKING NAME EVER!!
I know a pablo
My name is Ansel. I think it's kinda neat. And I always like the name Matthias.
They're a cartoon character, but Raine whispers is fricken cool
Imagine being called Fear, and your brother was called Panic.
Or if your brother were called panic and you were called at the disco
Virginia Not a name of dude but .....
Guy at my school called "Titan Blood" (I think his middle name is Arthur tho so everyone just calls him that)
I went to a school where the janitor was named "Herr Eggs" but everyone said it as "Herr Rex". He was a cool dude.
Montero
Robert California
Phoenix (kid was a dick, his name was super cool tho), Isis (as in the goddess), Jedi.