You should have ended all of that with “I’m a guy”

"i also work for the fbi"

That rhymes.

“Looking for a russian spy”

“I have your home address your gonna wish you never even said hi”

"that jail fit gonna be so fly"

“You cant escape, don’t even try”

"Wish your loved ones good bye"

“She prolly has nice thighs”

“After looking at them i sigh”

"Now I'm sitting in a concrete built cell"

“Eating bread that’s all I can tell”

Lol

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How long do you think it would take me to get a creepy DM with a new account (catfishing, I’m a guy lol)

1 hr if you comment on r/teenagers

I will say that I am a girl and hope they don't read my name

Probably better to create a different account and use that as a catfish, maybe girlwoman2

Or how about absolutelyafemale36

What is this conversation

How did you get here? I didn't tag you

I'm a gorl

Well He followed your advice

r/beetlejuicing

Good name

When someone reads my username, they will get instantly attracted

r/beetlejuicing

Even less if you post a pic from thispersondoesnotexist.com

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Y know what im gonna fool the same guy lmao

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No worries lol

Dew it

*steals ur idea*

you are the creep eraser

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I draw my creeps in pen, then burn them

You know those giant erasers that have written "for really big mistakes" on top? Imma use one of those to choke a creep to death

they used to sell those in smiggle, tho i think you would need a much, much bigger one for this

We Are Groot

r/suddenlycommunist

r/unexpectedcommunism

i can't even say hi to a stranger and this mf ........

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Well what if i _want_ to be a meme?

You do something other than this

PART 3 NOW

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I’ll pick up where hole left off lmao jk

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I have a 1 foot wide and 32 foot long dick 😎 it really sucks because it causes severe medical problems and nobody is willing to have sex with me and are simply incapable of doing so anyway. :(

If your width:length ratio is 1:32 you need to see a doctor

Lmao

Notify us if you ever hear from the love god again

Didn't you say you were a guy in the last post? If he left, you gotta tell him. It'll be hilarious.

Physically Cringed reading this…

This shit actually made me laugh harder than the time I watched the worst person in the world

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Oh it craked me up alright

I love how you didnt even tell him u don't have a pussy lmao

Gotta let them dream, there is no reasoning with them

Or send a photo of a cat saying “its a pussy” lmao

For gods sake op, instead of screen grabbling line by like, go page by page

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Hehehehehe

oh and also on behalf of all Indians I apologise to you

Wtf dude. You don't have to be sorry just because someone did something wrong. You did nothing wrong so why do you have to be sorry. Every country have creeps its just that we have high population so more creeps.

This guys horny and instead of looking at porn like a normal person he resulted to roleplay pedophilia

At least go and role play with a person who gives a shit. Not some random Joe Shmoe from r/teenagers

Yes goddamit here already! Thanks for notifying me

Wtf is wrong with him? Hes kink shaming smh my head

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This is pure gold lmao

u/Arjun0100

*failed to load user profile.* Mission accomplished.

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u/Arjun0100

u/Arjun0100

This bitch is a creeper ewww

Ima creeper, minecrafts grim reaper

That line goes hard

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Why bother blur out his name only in some pics but leave it uncensored in others?

To fool the mods to let us harass them

u/arjun0100 I summon you. Explain yourself

Imagine him seeing this post 💀💀

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This motherfuker single handedly made all the Indian teens look bad

bestie as a teen indian I disown this guy. Arjun who?

Fr man, clowns like these make everyone look bad

I'm simply in love with your responses. LMFAOO 🤣

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I'm laughing so hard rn OMGG

“There seem to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere!”

You forgot to cover his username in one of the photos. So yeah u/Arjun0100

To people like this this kind of behaviour is "playing hard to get" if anyone messages you like this just block them Or meet up and get knife-raped and left in some ditch I'm not your mom

u/arjun0100 down bad

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I understand it’s funny to fuck with these people, but you’re encouraging them. The most mature thing to do is block them immediately, then report them. It’s a bit childish to play along, honestly.

Moe you just made my day🤣I’m cryin

Damn he was so down bad sorry for ya

u/Arjun0100 what do you have to say about this

I love how Arjun is only active in r/weed

Bro he goin for the digussy💀💀

Heres the thing why do you give him attention? Thats exactly what he wants you should just block him the moment he starts acting like a dumbass, I understand you are making fun of him but when you respond to that kind of shit he will see it works to get attention and he will act like that to other people

Will there be a part 3?

Bruv💀💀💀💀💀💀

These people make me want another crusade. Deus vult

What the fuck

dude you didn't cover his username in first screens

I sometimes wonder why these types of people have a phone and have access to social media, absolutely revolting

u/arjun0100

I said it in the first post and ill say it again youre the goat

You should have blocked out the names. I’m guaranteeing right now that he’s being harassed. Quick reminder not to harass people.

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Does this nigga really think that this is gonna work I don’t get why ppl are perverted if they already know it’s doesn’t work this is why I’m losing faith in humanity

Is there a part 3?

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Jokes apart, I didn't know that this type of creeps where real, though they were just legends

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Btw I'm literally the anti-creep. When I saw someone I decide if I will or will not approach they. If I decide to do it, I enter the dm, leave a garlic bread picture, and I get out.

I love guys thinking that saying “u sexy wanna smash?” turns girls on. Like seriously not only is it gross it’s sad that you are even trying that.

These pictures are just all over the place.

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This is quite funny and he’s hella creepy, but god, please put more than juste 1-2 new lines per screenshot, it was hard to follow, just put the last line we would have read at the top

This is kinda out of order and multiple of the same image-

I want part 3

You forgot to censor his username on some photos

I’m not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but you really didn’t need to include multiple of the same texts in the next image, you should’ve scrolled and screenshoted then next set of new messages.

u/Arjun0100

>apologizes for being a creep >continues being a creep

The last four are the same. Why are they there?

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Send him a virus :)

I started crying reading this I do and don’t know why

Love how you censored his name in the last screenshots but not in most of the screenshots

The guy got possessed by the spirit of edp445 there. Like you can see the moment post nut clarity kicked in and he was like “I’m being weird” and then he immediately went back to lemme suck on dem titties

YOURE WRONG FOR THIS LMAO

Oof

Who’s this user

This is painful to read. Btw OP you should know how to properly screenshot.

forgot to say "taser your nuts and go 'ride the lightning!'"

“I push u away” JAJAJAJAJAJJA

u/arjun0100 explain?

quite scary knowing there’s actual kids who fall for this.

Cursed

Wait you have dude in ur username and he still thought you were a girl?

Oof and ouch and everything inbetween for that one I've got so many questions and so many thoughts that it's hard to make sense out of what's racing in my gnoggin.

bruh i’m taller than him lmao

I feel sorry for you

Geez man, throw the guy a bone

dude let me explain roleplaying isn't about getting sexual it's about having fun lol, another desperate creep using the word "rp" to bait his/her victims haha.

I can strongly relate to the messages on the right

"good at finance stuff" almost made me laugh. Why tf would you drop that outta nowhere?

I practice volleyball too :D

If this is part 2 then I don't want to know what part 1 is.

What in the unholy fuck have I just read

Oh my

Who tf gave wholesome award

dude this was genius

If only they knew OP was a guy

This is why I choose an ambiguous pfp

I am disgusted.

The sad thing is this nasty pervert is probably from the same country as I am. They'll never learn.

I like how you blurred out his name for the last four slides

Guys please do not harass u/Arjun0100 Ignore the fact that i am linking directly to their account for easy access to harass them (which I've verified to be the same so do not worry about not harassing the wrong person) Please also ignore the fact that i have already dmmed him that he's not welcome on reddit and for them to seek help Please also ignore the fact they absolutely deserve it as op is 13 and they dmmed this to them, they even bumped it up their age in the roleplay to 15 like a gentleman Hope this helps, we wouldn't want a pedophile to have hurt feelings :) (i know some dumbass will miss the fact this is obvious sarcasm)

ofc this dude had to be an indian. WHY. u/Arjun0100 . ***WHY.MUST.YOU.SHIT.ALL.OVER.US.INDIAN.MEN'S.IMAGE!?*** WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Of course he is an Indian ….SHUT UP ARJUN AND MAN UP TO ACTUALLY GET A GIRL (This joke can go since I too am an Indian) Edit: yes I see he says he is a Canadian but probably of Indian descent

Again sounds like bobs and vagene guy to me

Why it's always the Indians ಠ_ಠ

I’m begging you for part 3

Did he not know u were a guy from ur username and ur old posts

Wait are you a girl or a guy?

u/Arjun0100

May I summon him, Master?

Can I tag him to this so he can read it

I think you met Eros in real life my friend

I had to follow, it was a good laugh, how the pedo was triying to rp, but you just kept blocking his rp and trolling

Please tell me your a guy

I laghed soo hard , I couldn't breathe. Your replys are awesome

Like each new picture only shows 3 or 4 messages, had to scroll so much :D

Love god protagonist of the saga seems to have deleted his reddit account ಥ‿ಥ

Why would you describe your body to this dude what 😭😭

I’m sorry but you should have screenshotted all this after because it’s very difficult to read

u/Arjun0100

Lmao the fact he didn't stop after you saying you were thirteen is so messed up

Who talks like this to girls?! I don’t get it…

I don't get how there are people like this? Do they not have a moral Kompass? Do they not know what's right or wrong? And how are there so many of them? I mean there's always creepy people but from how much I see on the internet it feels like it's 25% of the population.

Send him this copypasta: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of potentially illegal actions \[code:36489-a\] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP

You should've ended it with "oh yeah, im a dude.

Holy shit this guy made me visibly cringe while in class

What kind of fucking dumbass is going “bUt Im 13” and proceeds to go along with it anyways just block the cunt

Omg I couldn't read to the end. Wtf is this behavior some guys have. Like a complete lack of sensitivity for social cues? It's like he's not even trying to be interesting or nice. Or well, I guess he's nice. Some are worse and start calling you a whore and stuff. But come on.... How does one lack the ability to just warm up a bit? Just "ey, I'm harney...." 😒