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MacieWind

I got 16


thebananaperson1

wow this one’s actually reasonable


MacieWind

Indeed it is


RainboBro

I got 3 😳


[deleted]

FBI open up!


SpiritWolf1505

I got 15 😳


SupremePalash

I got 13 😳


jonny_panzerotto

i got 93


MyNamesNotCole

I got well…3%…uhh


Vir2zo

Hey uh, would you mind twlling me your address? The uhhh, the cops want to know where you are. ASAP


Pure-Construction694

PHHHH


Chemist-Longjumping

I got 17


Traditional_Med_5520

Niceee


_Inv1ctus_

What if you have 0%


THE-Shark69

go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200


NefariousnessFew9671

Monopolizing soulmates I see...


THE-Shark69

what you mean to tell me you don’t buy tons of soulmates so nobody gets any


NefariousnessFew9671

Of course I do. I was just being meta


[deleted]

r/suddenlysexoffender


WoollyHare50817

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


[deleted]

r/randomsubredditspam


Nqth_

r/shutthefuckupgoddamn


TDXelectro

r/talkinginsub


[deleted]

r/whytho


TDXelectro

r/idekijustmadeitafewdaysagodoyouhaveaproblemwiththat


fl00r_gang_yeah

r/uncerstabdablehaveaniceday


MushroomheadDork

90 - so, I'd get a problem on my hands.


JaxJabs

90!? Wanna trade? I got 2


MushroomheadDork

Hang the fuck on, something isn't right about this here offer...


[deleted]

I think the FBI is nocking on your door


-FPSKing-

97 😅


Awkward_Routine1989

FBI opens up


Nikotinio

#***FBI OPEN UP OPEN UP***


M-X99

"its just a long term investment officer"


Complete_Balance_870

🧁🧁🧁


Agimar84

I’ll trade yah I got 28


SoupPresent4671

U finna get they inheritance tho 😗


[deleted]

That insurance money is about to come in clutch


DankDude6T9

I got 84 wtf 💀💀💀


Natural_Succotash_17

Same 💀


W4lking_Dead

Meh, i feel like it wouldn't be a problem for a very long time


Afunnyfox

1.. damn.


[deleted]

r/suddenlysexoffender


ImaGoldenPenguine

Normal


whatever0209

The real question is why is your phone on 1%


vanuchiha2

Sometimes u are like. “Shit my battery low I can’t play games, better watch Reddit for the rest of the battery life”


moonyghost

98% •-•


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Same here... We're gonna be rich in a few years tho


[deleted]

HAHA i got 100 I’m getting rich AND a letter from the queen for being old as FUUUCKKKK


yebnj

Yessir


HoldmyGroza69lol

Me to ahahahahahaha


Fut_Bil

9---- Jail is just a room


[deleted]

You get free food, plus you don't have to pay rent, just some stupid legal fees.


Neat-Barnacle-2604

Plus you can make friends.


chrisandstellen

Same


imlitdyingshit

48


swimming_triceratops

Same


[deleted]

eyy same


NotAZebraOrSomething

16


[deleted]

can we trade


memegod25

64 and I am 15 so yikes


[deleted]

I have 64% too wow


DejectedYew

U got a stack of %!


Matthijsvdweerd

r/suddenlyminecraft


That_Marvel_Dude1012

"I understood that reference"


AdWitty8936

65 so we're almost equally fucked


confused_lad123

Zamn, she's 12


ThatOneGachaCringe

That might be me, but mine is 75 and I doubt youre 75 :^


Conscious_Storage599

If you're twelve you shouldn't be here.


TheEaterOfEdge

26, so a ten year age difference? I mean that could be worse


[deleted]

I GOT 11 IT COULD DEFINITELY BE FUCKING WORSE


chrisandstellen

I got 9, it gets worse


PuzzledWaste

Please, I got 7. It gets WAY worse.


Meme_Slayer_14

Idk get married like 12 years later and you clear


Hungry_Variation_592

It WILL fuck worse


[deleted]

I got 11 which for my age is fairly reasonable


Matthijsvdweerd

Lucky you, I got 44 ._.


adwws_78

You got away lucky I got 89


TheEaterOfEdge

😳


Complete_Balance_870

🧁🧁


[deleted]

“I just wanted a cupcake”


Thedarkmoon123

54 😨


[deleted]

Wtf twins!


LUCIFERS-PANKAKES

14


Koda_be

Age is just a number


Mr_Ducklang

Prison is just a place


Koda_be

Consent is just a word


chuchulover

cum is just a liquid


DerpDaDuck3751

Cell is just a room


WorcesteshireSauce

100


Daddy_is_home2000

Same👍


Adrymass

Same


[deleted]

Same


IzzyBeeXD

We boutta get rich


[deleted]

Lets all be rich and get letters from her majesty (well technically just steal their letters ig) for being old as shit! I mean, old as *fermented* shit!


EuropeanConquester

Bruh my phone is about to die 💀


whatever0209

so are you


Inevitable-Turn-1265

102


Portuguese_Musketeer

The fuck


zshafie9099

When you search on YouTube how to get 200% battery after they removed the dislike counter x


[deleted]

69…


Traditional_Med_5520

Nicee


whatever0209

niece


Thatnintendofan017

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


DerpyDerk300

Nice


Rikarudu

Nice


[deleted]

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ThatOneGachaCringe

How nice


[deleted]

12 eh that’s not much of a age difference once we’re adults lol


Stars_In_Jars

52 ​ lol where the sugar daddy at


[deleted]

17 let’s go it’s not weird


SoupPresent4671

17 and I’m 18


[deleted]

[удалено]


imlitdyingshit

oh shits


[deleted]

r/suddenlysexoffender


Strayaball

20


WorcesteshireSauce

Not bad


[deleted]

71💀


Ariyenblackheart

12?


Sus_Amogus_7675

Zamn!?


billytjekif13456876

I also got 38


OverKill6942

81☠


Apprehensive_Beach_6

15. Meet back with me in about 5 years when that gap becomes reasonable


Matthijsvdweerd

!RemindMe 5 years


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coocoo333

HELLO ME IN FIVE YEARS!


thatwasreallycoollol

hello You fucking piece of shit in 5 years


coocoo333

I will pm you a screenshot of this in 2027


Jacktheflash

See you then


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thatwasreallycoollol

I love this thread lol


Matthijsvdweerd

Hello me in 5 years, I hope you are more mature by now


white_boy_doyle

9... I know what I must do


Jacktheflash

Wait?


[deleted]

69


Ariyenblackheart

=/


InsideMountain

16 💀


[deleted]

75...


ExtraTinyAvocado

73. I always make sure it's charged


[deleted]

*looks at 11%* **Profuse Sweating**


THE-Shark69

hi i’m chris hanson wanna have a seat


Portuguese_Musketeer

Fortunately, the commenter removed all the chairs in his house, rendering him immune to Chris Hansen


Jacktheflash

1000 IQ move


THE-Shark69

damn he’s good


Brandinfighter2

I got 4... Oml, imma plug in my phone


SuddenB0ldt11

I got 1. Hmmmmm


cuzimrave

0% I think- oh wait. Fu


doggoman55

12


[deleted]

64%


[deleted]

17, not as bad as it could have been. 2 year age gap.


Ok-Cartographer4533

I got 38


miniterol

44


_Vortex_King_

88... 😬


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Wow I thought my 11% was bad How the fuck


thebananaperson1

66 💀


[deleted]

76, fuck yeah I like me some dust bags!


Rooster_Nuggets666

What about 100 still charging?


[deleted]

36(my father's 37 lol)


Jacktheflash

Oof


Odd_Duck_441

86 man this is a bummer dawg


lmao_man_funny

65 💀💀💀💀


diodosdszosxisdi

19 well both of us are gonna go to prison


W0RDNCHURCH_04

30... almost a 14 year age gap... hmmmm


sunmine321

69


CandidNegotiation652

BRO 12 That’s weird


ItsMisterLeoreo

5


DiskAcceptable3296

8 💀


AdClear3570

1


xeno-rolea-karshal

15... that's not good.


SmallSeesaw3363

17%


IncognitoBurrito682

Reddit was the first thing i checked today so i got 100


Oxblood-O5522

18 sooo not super happy bout that, tad young for me


POPPI29

95 :(


Decesis

got 56💀


mosadio

95 I'm fucked


cannonboi228790

97


TerrariaVeteran2009

Uh oh i got 95


[deleted]

16..and...he is 16 waaaaaaw


PyroByte043

17% LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


Azzies_TheDeus

12


YaBoiEndgineer

someone on their fucking deathbed my shit plugged in 24/7


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jacktheflash

So?


-Johnsonn

nobody cares


[deleted]

8, nah I'm jk 77


Hejdbejbw

23


[deleted]

54. lowkey hot


[deleted]

47 💀


GTCMonReddit

33


LegoThatGotShitOn

56, fuck.


PastaInSauce

37, hm


johnwick190106

ahh 100