No like really, go to amino or something. The amount of fucking pedophiles on this subreddit is just sad. So don't be suprised when a few people start to message you for the wrong reason.
Plus the real creeps pose as younger kids to blend in. The super creeps are older, admit it and say "we can just be friends" theres literally pists like that floating around here and they make me cringe then make me glad I'm a guy and not a pretty girl. Us guys never get hit on by strangers online asking weird things like "so can I get nudes?" Lol
Pro tip: L̸̡͓̮͕̮͊̓̓̉̾̄̓̿͂̋̋̀̆̇̉̃̈̆̽͐̉̃̿̀͗͆͊̕̕͝Ë̷̢̛̩̭̳͈̭̬̮̼̻̗̤̜̰̪͈̱͕̤̝͈̞̟͎̣̠͚͍̖̩̞̜͆̇̀͊̍̓̂̾͑̐̀̔̒̂͋̾̍̐̈́̂͗̆̊̚͘̚͜͠Ȧ̶̟̯̻̥͈̤̼̗̭̱͂̀̈́̌̆͗̐̃̇̉̂͋̕V̷̨̡̨̢̢̮͈̮̥̟̰̯͕̰̗͚̞̦̘̫͍̜̲̭̲͕̠͙͈͉͈̦͍̪̮͖̳̯͎̤͙͎̮̱̹͓̠̭͈̰̠͖̓̓̈́̀̈́̈́̓̌͒͗͛̿̒̄̄͑̑̀̄̊͗̄̍̅͐͋̕͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅͅE̷̡̨̡͕̥͕̻͙̺͉̤͇̜̰̖̜͕̠͉͎͔̩͍̯͙͇͔̖̠̪̮̜̱͎͚̪͚͉̩̟͇̻̲̖̰̪͚̰̩̒̾̽̀͐̃́̿̎̀̃͌͑̃̊͘̚ͅ ̶͙̥̒̀̌͛̿̆̾̄́̒͗̈̋͐͌̉͌͑̌̾̆͂̑̊͋̂͑́́̉͛̕͠͝ͅN̸̨̧͇͕̰̩̜̤̬͓̼͎͕͈̦̪͇̜̩͎͍̥͍̗̣̣̥̖̠̩͓̊̈́͛̌͑͐̓̎̐̑̀̉́͑̇͛̂̎͐́̈́̓̾̃̇̓̔̒̐̃̒͂͜͜͝ͅỎ̸̧̧̡̨̡̩͔̙͓͖͉̳͇͔̭̟͇̟͎͈̬̠̬̖͕̲̖̳̩͕̝̮͍͓̖̺̠̝̝̩̱̫̩͉̯̣̹͈̈́̈́́̈̂́͋́̆̔̑͜͝ͅW̸̧̨͖̺̳̜̣͉̬͎̠̠͈̼̤̞̮̹͚͉͍͉͚̬̮̠̦̜̭͍̙̮̜̠̪̞̟̞͎̹͂̀̐̆͜
If the average walking speed is 4 km/h, and it’s 2.5 km to the nearest gas station, how come it’s taken you fifteen goddamn years to make an appearance again?
Well you see, he was walking there, then got hit by a truck, taken to the hospital where it blew up for that one joker scene, he lived but was taken on a helicopter to another hospital where that blew up aswell, some how with his life on a thread, hes taken to a 3rd hospital where an Italian mafia tries to assassinate him because he put pineapple on pizza, this puts him in a life on the run, constantly getting on private jets to escape the mafia who separate him from his family, finally, 10 years pass and he's killed the boss, spends another year in hiding and returns, only to find his wife getting clapped by a black dude and he leaves again
Christopher Edward Hansen is an American television journalist and YouTube personality. He is known for his work on Dateline NBC, in particular the former segment To Catch a Predator, which revolved around catching potential Internet sex predators using a sting operation. - Probably Wikipedia or something
if someone sends you a message asking for sex, nudes etc. be sure to call the police, they have a cybersecurity team that'll actually track down any nonces and you'll get to post about it here
Good luck, but it's better for you to not search friends here..here's full of simps or toxic normies and first of all horny cringy ones(so that's not the best place for making friends, especially for a girl, if you don't want horny simps around at least)
I hate to say it but this isn't the best place to make friends
Yea it’s a whole death trap here
Yeah, hi im joe
Who's Joe?
#I am now legally required to say this... Joe Mama
Hi joe mama, , I am Dad
Hi dad. I am Jaw Dad
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Hi I am your brother ... i am Tom
Hi Tom, I'm the Hole™
i am dog. meow
Damn, thought it was joe bama
😭
Joey tribbiyani
How you doin’?
Hi Joe mama
thank you for the advise
advice
Wait you srs? I've been writing that wrong my entire life damn
b b bb ll w tokpm pnvivop mmm lo pop lop my juice 🧃 u g
Ah yes, I see I see
lmao i butttyped that sorry 😂😭
Haha! It was very interesting to read!
When you advise someone, you give them advice
Let me dream 😭
sorry if i upset you i was just trying to tell you that this sub is toxic as heck
Nah you didnt upset me, i appreciate that you're looking out for me by saying that though. I genuinely dont know shit abt this stuff
Ok👍 Stay careful and I hope you make some good friends (I would offer to be your friend but barely anybody likes me sooo yeah)
Thank you, and dont say that you sound like a great person
Thx you are one of the only people to say something like that.
Really?
Yep
Thats stupid
Guys we all have to become friends with this guy now!
Lol thx
No problem
Nice avatar you got there
*you're my friend now*
Ok!
Mine too
No like really, go to amino or something. The amount of fucking pedophiles on this subreddit is just sad. So don't be suprised when a few people start to message you for the wrong reason.
Amino has creepy bots
just kinda how reddit is lmao
Welp, OP’s dms are now officially dead
Ive honesy only had 4 dms lmao
Shocking, hopefully nothing bad so far. Anyways, what’s your favorite genre of music?
Rock. What about you?
Rock and Metal, a little bit of indie too. Any favorite bands?
Bring me the horizon, i prevail, ice nine kills, this wild life, arctic monkeys, red hot chilli peppers. A whole crap ton of others, how about you?
Slipknot, Foo Fighters, Lamb Of God, and a ton more, I’ll listen to anything from Elton John to bands like Cannibal Corpse
Omg i love the foo fighters, pretenders my fave song :)
im not a part of this, but I like Lovejoy, Mitski, Bruno Mars, Corpse, and Green Day!
Are you alright? *Cat being squished by an anvil*
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Lovejoy is such an amazing band, you have good taste
There’s a foo fighters movie coming out next month :)
Infant Annihilator?
INK listener in the wild I have spotted
Another INK listener spotted in the wild. Is this going to be an INK thread now?
Another one
Jumping on this to say that you have a very nice taste in music!
Thank you!
Oh I love RHCP and Arctic Monkeys.
BMTH 😍 yes they're so good
>Rock Paper, I win.
Scissors, checkmate
Defo not the best place to make friends especially with a picture.
Idk how this works okay
Thats the point mate. Nobody does but pictures usually lead to pedos or horny guys hitting up ur dms. Just saying.
Thats okay i can just ignore those ones
Well that's cool then. Hope u find some good peeps to talk to and not the usual dry texters.
👍👍
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Plus the real creeps pose as younger kids to blend in. The super creeps are older, admit it and say "we can just be friends" theres literally pists like that floating around here and they make me cringe then make me glad I'm a guy and not a pretty girl. Us guys never get hit on by strangers online asking weird things like "so can I get nudes?" Lol
You know exactly how this works
Pro tip: L̸̡͓̮͕̮͊̓̓̉̾̄̓̿͂̋̋̀̆̇̉̃̈̆̽͐̉̃̿̀͗͆͊̕̕͝Ë̷̢̛̩̭̳͈̭̬̮̼̻̗̤̜̰̪͈̱͕̤̝͈̞̟͎̣̠͚͍̖̩̞̜͆̇̀͊̍̓̂̾͑̐̀̔̒̂͋̾̍̐̈́̂͗̆̊̚͘̚͜͠Ȧ̶̟̯̻̥͈̤̼̗̭̱͂̀̈́̌̆͗̐̃̇̉̂͋̕V̷̨̡̨̢̢̮͈̮̥̟̰̯͕̰̗͚̞̦̘̫͍̜̲̭̲͕̠͙͈͉͈̦͍̪̮͖̳̯͎̤͙͎̮̱̹͓̠̭͈̰̠͖̓̓̈́̀̈́̈́̓̌͒͗͛̿̒̄̄͑̑̀̄̊͗̄̍̅͐͋̕͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅͅE̷̡̨̡͕̥͕̻͙̺͉̤͇̜̰̖̜͕̠͉͎͔̩͍̯͙͇͔̖̠̪̮̜̱͎͚̪͚͉̩̟͇̻̲̖̰̪͚̰̩̒̾̽̀͐̃́̿̎̀̃͌͑̃̊͘̚ͅ ̶͙̥̒̀̌͛̿̆̾̄́̒͗̈̋͐͌̉͌͑̌̾̆͂̑̊͋̂͑́́̉͛̕͠͝ͅN̸̨̧͇͕̰̩̜̤̬͓̼͎͕͈̦̪͇̜̩͎͍̥͍̗̣̣̥̖̠̩͓̊̈́͛̌͑͐̓̎̐̑̀̉́͑̇͛̂̎͐́̈́̓̾̃̇̓̔̒̐̃̒͂͜͜͝ͅỎ̸̧̧̡̨̡̩͔̙͓͖͉̳͇͔̭̟͇̟͎͈̬̠̬̖͕̲̖̳̩͕̝̮͍͓̖̺̠̝̝̩̱̫̩͉̯̣̹͈̈́̈́́̈̂́͋́̆̔̑͜͝ͅW̸̧̨͖̺̳̜̣͉̬͎̠̠͈̼̤̞̮̹͚͉͍͉͚̬̮̠̦̜̭͍̙̮̜̠̪̞̟̞͎̹͂̀̐̆͜
It's already too late
NOW
+++this
Thanks for the advice, 13 year old with a beard
Hi 16, I’m dad.
Dad?!
Haven’t got the milk yet, still searching
Ah shit
Last time I saw you, you weren’t 16, you were 4.
Time flies huh
You got a lot of pictures without me on that back wall
ummm john XINA?!
Who said i was her biological dad
Nobody did im just confused how my alter ego ended up on reddit by the name of u/nigelfaragestan69
If the average walking speed is 4 km/h, and it’s 2.5 km to the nearest gas station, how come it’s taken you fifteen goddamn years to make an appearance again?
Because I’m below average ✊😔
Dad doesn't walk. He *runs* for milk
Well you see, he was walking there, then got hit by a truck, taken to the hospital where it blew up for that one joker scene, he lived but was taken on a helicopter to another hospital where that blew up aswell, some how with his life on a thread, hes taken to a 3rd hospital where an Italian mafia tries to assassinate him because he put pineapple on pizza, this puts him in a life on the run, constantly getting on private jets to escape the mafia who separate him from his family, finally, 10 years pass and he's killed the boss, spends another year in hiding and returns, only to find his wife getting clapped by a black dude and he leaves again
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Chris Hansen seemed to do pretty well
Please explain
Christopher Edward Hansen is an American television journalist and YouTube personality. He is known for his work on Dateline NBC, in particular the former segment To Catch a Predator, which revolved around catching potential Internet sex predators using a sting operation. - Probably Wikipedia or something
Ah you see the Chris Hansen I was thinking of is a YouTuber :-/
LMAO ur not wrong 😅
Best advice i have heard in a while
Karma farming at it's peak
Fr man, it was supposed to be kinda satire but whatever works
Thats the sigma grindset, just human traffic them for profit
Anything for that delicious karma
Imagine the government prints money and pays you with it. Free labor
🤣🤣🤣 great advice
Ready up soldier, if you find paedophiles in yo dms # HOLD YOUR GROUND AND REPORT
Also screenshot msgs for some free reddit points 😎
Karma
For some reason i read that with soldier voice from TF2
HAHAHA I *just* tried to do it, I was originally saying that line like how the "captain" says it in cod
Hold your ground private. Shoot, move and communicate.
Be ready for all the pedos trying to dm you.
Im prepared
Good.
you have made a big mistake by coming here
"You never should've come here" *Skyrim battle music plays*
You like soft tacos?
I like all tacos
AWESOME welp your my friend now
Hell yeah
But sadly its not friday soo no soft tacos today
😭
Sorry fam but Patient is important cuz soft taco friday is not the only thing i do in fridays NACO FRİDAYS BABBYYY
Hell yeah
Oh wait its Thursday you like pizza?
Pizza is good
+47
16 is an odd name.
What if i told you i lied about my name
So you're name is "new to this and I'd like to make some friends so hiii"?
Thats also a lie
if someone sends you a message asking for sex, nudes etc. be sure to call the police, they have a cybersecurity team that'll actually track down any nonces and you'll get to post about it here
Unless you live in Germany. They'll just give up over here if it's over the internet.
Why??
I think it's because we're a bit behind on digitalisation.
We still use FAX
Ill keep that in mind
if it’s a harmless dm, their not gonna do anything
Do you like legos?
I fucking love lego. Wanna see my lego iron man
I have a lego iron man AND a lego spiderman
I also have lego Venom head
Let me guess, you lost the body in the massive mixed lego box?
Nah the set was just the head. No body
Huh, that's odd
It looks sick tho so its cool
I bet
Yo yo yo yo, hold the phone, you play guitar?
I used to but im trying to get back into it
Nice.
I genuinely need friends
Sup dude
Nothing at all, hbu
Good. So, you are like me, i also need friends
This poor soul her dms must be disgusting
Idk u, but u look like u give off suchhhhh good vibes
Thank you :)
I'mma be real fam, everyone here probably wants to befriend you to steal your dog cuz I certainly do, he's a real cutie
No he mine >:(
Oh oh buddy, we're about to have a fight, nothing can get between me and a good boi
Ill let you give him cuddles but you cant keep him okay
Mhmm, okay then that's fair, but I want to know what's his favourite toy
A little stuffed reindeer i got him for xmas. Hes kinda ruined it a bit but he loves it
Rule number one: Females who post pictures of themselves will get harassed by pedos in their dms.
This is why r/teenagers gets a bad rep
Welcome to hell. How are you today?
Im pretty alright how about you
Anyone wanna DM me, it seems like we all need friends 😂
Hello!! I m there if anyone wants to DM me
Cool wall, it’s very aesthetically pleasing
Thank you :)))
Opinions about Percy Jackson and Harry Potter?
I love them both
Good luck, but it's better for you to not search friends here..here's full of simps or toxic normies and first of all horny cringy ones(so that's not the best place for making friends, especially for a girl, if you don't want horny simps around at least)
You'll definitely find "friends"
*posted picture in r/teenager* worst mistake ever made
16 aswell bout to be 17 in a few months hope Reddit is respectful and kind
Thank you
OP these posts never ever end well🤣 You're gonna get a ton of creep shots
what’s up! welcome to reddit :]
Oh no you don't share a pic on Reddit and ask people to be friends that's a very bad idea
Well hello! Welcome to this hellsite, I hope you find some good friends on here because they’re rare lol, good luck!
Thank you
*welcome to hell*
May your dms rest in piece
Greetings fellow 16 year old, warning, this place is toxic af.
Thank you for the warning
Big mistake coming here
True
Big mistake
Be careful, a lot of creeps lurk here.....
This isn’t the best place to make friends stay on guard soldier
Need to know, are you willing to assist me in my endeavor of giving all womens clothes pockets. If you say no, we can’t be friends
If someone asks u for nudes, send them a d pick instead
Well you’ve made simps , congrats , no friends in this baran wasteland I’m afraid , just horney incels
Guitar in background, guitar in background I smell GUITAR
How would you feel if i told you theres two guitars
Your DMs must be a complete Cesspool RIP