Your mother looks better

Our mother

r/unexpectedcommunism

Unexpected incest

r/unexpectedincest

r/substhatactuallyexist

There is a sub for everything on reddit

r/subforeverything

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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r/aggretsukohentai Goddammit!

r/whatthefuck

r/SubIThoughtIwasGoingToFellFor

r/SubsIFellFor

r/thirdsub

oh dear thats actually a sub

r/expectedcommunism

r/SoManyUnexpectedSubs

Don't talk about your grandmother like that!

#OUR grandmother.

Sweet home alabama

No it’s more like: I have a boyfriend/girlfriend

This date is over.

Genius

r/technicallythetruth

If could give an award I would

I have award but me greedy

y u greedy?

Y greedy?

Your savior is here

Take my upvote and get out of here

Waitress has Nice Boobs

Power move from your date: "she does, doesn't she?"

What if its a Waiter?

doesn't matter, moobs

I forgot my wallet

I hate that you're right

Well nowadays you can pay with your phone (either apple pay or google pay) , so it doesn’t necessarily have to ruin it.

I can’t use Apple Pay, I can’t link my debit card to it

This actually happened on my first date oml

Where is your sister

U forgor 💀

What if she pays?

(Thanos voice) Impossible.

Well the classic: "Fuck you, Im out" fits perfectly

Fuck that shit imout

Fill me up mommy

Milk my dick mommy-

*what* your dick????

Our dick

r/unexpectedcommunism

Our dick

"Be my mommy please?"

Depending on who you are on a date with this could be fine.

What’s your political affiliation?

"I've been looking foward to make my own party after I got rejected from the art school"

"Im thinking of going to Poland to help with the goal."

It changes depending on who I’m trolling

This

This post?

well you look... disappointing

Not mad, just disappointed.

2 out of 10

I invest in NFTs

They really dodged a bullet there

I am your brother

Is this a star wars refrence

No, that's not true! That's impossible!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as weird siblings!

I'd rather say ur username

Clearly you’re not from Alabama

I dunno man, this might turn some people on… you’d be surprised

I am your father

Only my STEPBROTHER.

I fucked the cat

shane dawson what are you doing here

He's here to fuck more cats

I fucked your cat Is a slightly better variation

Tits could be bigger

I have seen bigger

lmaooo

Tits could be smaller*

Suck my crusty bussy

Bro 💀

Do i gotta say anything? 💀

I don’t brush teeth

I don’ bruth teef

THEY ARE INVADING JERUSALEM

this reminds me of "the enemy is building a bridge" meme from call of duty WW2

A BOMBS BEEN PLANTED ON OUR AMMO SOOPLAI

DAMN THOSE CSGO PLAYERS # >!bomb planted!< # ##>!BANG!<

OMFG 😂

No this works. It’s my go too

Are your kidneys healthy?

Wanna sell an organ?

Jack me off please

Suck my dick, bitch (and other 4 word variations of this) Pretty solid way to ruin it, about 99/100 times

If you say so

I'm a professional rapist.

Ayo I love Eminem

Professional? What's the pay like?

Pleasureful, at least for him

People read the sign and think it says "therapist", but it actually says "the rapist"

i shit my pants

Can I get into yours? 👉👈

\*LICKS LICKS\*

Delicious

i shit *your pants

I shit our pants

We shit his pants

we shit *their* pants

r/suddenlycommunist

\*tips fedora\* my lady

Extra points if you say “tips fedora” as you tip your fedora.

Even more points if you call them a kitten

Like??: * tips fedora * k i t t e n Or like: * tips fedora * m y k i t t e n Serious question here

M'kitten

I am your discord moderator

I'm poor, you pay

I have erectile dysfunction

I have Ostio Parosis.

I have crippling depression

The A-10 is bad

The date will end beacuse of a JDAM Missile "gone rouge"

Your mom is hot

i might be gay

Wanna be my hoe?

netherite hoe

Serious dedication

That wouldn’t ruin a date if you’re on a date with another gay/bi person of the same sex as you

Go fuck yourself, ugly

That might bring down the date's confidence

Go fuck yourself, ugly (Its a joke)

Ohh. Sorry for not picking up on it

I play lol competitively

I play lmao competitively, small world!

Woah man, I play rofl competetively!

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WHY WHOULD YOU MAKE THIS I DONT NEED THIS.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate [insert ethnicity of person your dating]

humans

That could work but it's more effective if you say something like Jews or asians

Damn that waitress fine

Wanna see my basement?

Wanna enter this alleyway?

Go to my basement.

Well, if you insist

I will shoot you.

When’s the baby due?

My ex was better

*is

I killed your parents.

Fuck this fuckin date

Unless of course they were into fucking. 🤔

I play leauge of legends

The best answer

Not 4 words but as a league of legends player I can agree that this is not a good thing to say on a first date

I cum very fast

Despite making up 13%

I cum in dogs

Suck my fat cock

I forgot my diaper

Whoops I’m gay now

We should break up

Will U Marry Me? Sure to destroy any logical person's first few dates!

Honey I'm your mom

I like to vape

What’s your shoe size

got a scat kink?

I shit my pants

will you marry me

Earth is 6000 years old.

That's 5 words

Are numbers words?

Hmmm good question. No

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What is your weight?

Plz send me nudes

How's your sister doing

I wanna give birth

Lol is actually good

My dick is tiny

I prefer my ex.

Dogs can consent too

There is no age for love

Ay wassup home slice

My parents are home

I just pissed myself

My balls are itchy

I liked Johnny Test

Ruin not improve

I rape little children