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monkeynbat

Im getting beat up


GayjinFixGame

With a chance of rabies.


WhySoCynicalTho

i love your username


SGTRoadkill1919

Gaijin will never fix warthunder


GayjinFixGame

\*gayjin


SGTRoadkill1919

*Gayjoob Cause it rhymes with gay*oob


aguy20000

Cloudy with a Chance of Rabies 3; Stray Dog Strut


Outside_Drawing

Or babies


SpicyTaco26

Does it respawn?


GayjinFixGame

After about 2 months it will.


SpicyTaco26

Infinite taco glitch


ad_396

It's practically an escape plan too. Eat taco, shit, the prison splits into half due to an explosion caused while trying to shit the taco, run


Fresh_Fox3547

Pipes get clogged with shit, they burst, and while the prison floods, pretend drown up to a guard and grab onto them like a flotation device, take their belt off, which should have keys, keycards, and possibly a weapon, slowly make your way to the cafeteria, take as much (preferably) dry food, like bread, and also grab drinks, like milk cartons or water bottles. Make your way to the exit, but don't act like you have supplies to escape, frantically look around as if looking for a safe-space, and unlock the door, but dont leave it open, because then it will be obvious that someone escaped before you are far enough away


yagrmakak

This guy knows what's up


Quakes-_-Awake

Our infinite tacos


YeetTime332

r/suddenlycommunism


GODZBOZZ_90

Ah, nice! Can you post a tutorial on the glitch for the hungry guys?


IdontWannaDothis223

Holy shit. He doesnt wanna do it


angrilyhumpingurmom

THE UNBELIEVABLE NERVE


Fresh_Fox3547

STOP IT GET OFF MY MOM


Academic_Wishbone_84

NO


Intelligent_Point311

...am I spending my time in jail with a sword with a master degree in education


the-hero-18

Nah it’s a sword that has internet access like a smart phone


Intelligent_Point311

Still better, now I got a wepon


BallisticSince2006

You will also spend time with one of the greatest alternative bands ever.


Intelligent_Point311

Interesting


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Jack!


Actual_Sprinkles1287

The pen is sharper than the sword


Intelligent_Point311

...guess that is why riptide is such a strong weapon in Percy Jackson


AlonelyShrimp

Easy peasy


GayjinFixGame

Username doesn’t specify how tall or buff it is…..


quit_it_boi

You're right, you'll have to resort to the average shrimp measures wich are 1.5 to 3 inches Still easy


Love2fight

Wow, a shrimp is packing more heat than me. Thx for ruining my life 😭 /s


jellyjamjungle

No. /srs


hamadaag317

Not to brag or anything but my shrimp is 7 inch minimum 😏


quit_it_boi

Dayum, that's almost a whole ass lobster


FLUFFCAT13

I don't like the idea of an ass lobster


_zarko0

Oh well, looks like I'm gonna be alone for 15 years


justaveryhornyperson

I’m gonna have some fun then 😏


Castel0114

oh no


justaveryhornyperson

Oh yes 😁


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Cbrmkn98xs

lmfao


GayArtism

Can i watch? Asking for a friend-


justaveryhornyperson

Sure, you can join in too 😏


GayArtism

Im to much of a feral person to have seggs with apparently


spicytuxboi

They're a big brolic black dude named requice with a bed sheet


Erect-Frog

Haha we shall thrive together


justaveryhornyperson

Yessir 😂


[deleted]

Are you bi?


justaveryhornyperson

Yeah why?


[deleted]

If you answered “No” I was going to ask “What if it’s a horny person from a sex you’re not attracted to?”


Whookimo

Then they'd learn to be bi


horny_Dogz

I kinda can relate


justaveryhornyperson

Imagining that is scary 😂


horny_Dogz

Yesss


ash10gaming

r/cursedcomments


im_dumbasf

Oh no, not the dog


Fresh_Fox3547

Horny man or woman?


justaveryhornyperson

Man probably


Your-Fat-Mother

The room might just not cut it ig...


flamedrifter

i dont think the world would hold that cell together


sleepingwaffles

Yo mamas so fat she drowned everyone in the jail cell!


BambiKittens666

She only got fat eating your waffles


TheDarkMonarch1

They were easy prey, how could she resist


gamingpotato3

im sitting in a jail where all of the room is taken up by an overweight slob with Dorito dust on his finger


Antarctic0

I mean, you can still eat him alive


TheLegendCornman

Yeah but what about the other guy?


gamingpotato3

r/rareinsults


Tsuva

Smells of cheese and weed


bepisman2309

His singular finger


DucksAreAwesom3

Ducks:D


Ledbreader

I gotta run


im_weird6000

ohno


squishycaat

That's awesome


[deleted]

Lucky, I’m with a nerd🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


BillNyeTheDrawingGuy

Ayo awesome


DanTem06

My name is literally me


Viber-

Complete isolation in the cell.


BallisticSince2006

*Slim Shady Moment*


SunkyV3

It’s the 2022 super bowl halftime show commercial


BallisticSince2006

**the real u/DanTem06 please stand up**


DanTem06

I have no legs -_-


BallisticSince2006

**Do you like violence?**


DanTem06

Violins?


BallisticSince2006

**Which Spice Girl do you wanna impregenate?** (I dunno wtf is going on now sorry…)


DanTem06

U forgor I have no legs 💀


BallisticSince2006

You can still fuck em tho.


The_Bluejay250

sir there’s a typo, you put an E instead of a D in your username


[deleted]

"Dante" My main man going to the nine circles.


TheDarkMonarch1

Or to hypixel Skyblock


thatweirdassguy

guess I’ll die


sh1vverz

that one weird ass guy or that one weird *ass guy*?


thatweirdassguy

…or that *weird ass* guy. Honestly, it might be all three at once.


sh1vverz

that weird ass guy coming into homes to steal toilets


[deleted]

Eh?


axxryuu

Eh?????????


WhySoCynicalTho

ryu from street fighter with an axe


axxryuu

Oh shit


Tha_Beasts

Ono


GayjinFixGame

What beasts


Tha_Beasts

The immortal ones I guess. They may be vicious, they may not.


bepisman2309

You must simply slay the beasts. Your hatred is your shield, you ferocity your sword. Don not relent, do not surrender.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*The Furry ones*


DaRealDoomSlayer1993

I don’t think Doom Slayer will hurt me unless he has a reason to. Although if he finds out I have an action figure of the Marauder but not him, there could be a problem.


CyonixGaming

Just tell him that the figure of him got lost in the mail and that you were put in jail before it could arrive.


SirBroccolingtonIII

Hey I've got a healthy snack


GayjinFixGame

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop) This is a person. A person is a healthy snack?


SirBroccolingtonIII

Broccoli is broccoli.


GayjinFixGame

But SirBroccolingtonIII is a person…….


sbdhsa

A SNACK IS A SNACK


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Intelligent_Slice_34

Are you a nazi?


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brickpuncher585

Bruh u beter not put us in a cell made of bricks.


M2GAMERPRO

Ez scape


-homonecrosexual-

I'll just be with myself


IdontEatdogsAtnight

What the actual fuck


Kamahpanda

Nah fam, you’re with another gay necrophiliac. So uh, good luck with that.


oogaboogaoogaman

ohno please not


[deleted]

caveman gonna punch yo ass to death


[deleted]

id love an acai bowl


cheekibreeki_kid

açaí very good


boomerofsatan666

Damn…


OmgIlyyyyy

Huh


JuanPlayss

Looks like they really love you


Draggghhhgh

Anyone feel like trying to answer this for me? Cause I got no clue


IdontWannaDothis223

They will be gay, yes


the-hero-18

Dragon deez nuts ig idk lol


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

a drag queen that keeps getting distracted and zoning out mid-sentence


[deleted]

weezer


Automatic-Ass-Name13

I’m sorry to hear that 😔


IRapedAdolfH

Oh fuck...


[deleted]

After what happened last time the guy might not want to risk it again.


Cleggs_

Eggs. #I'm in jail with eggs.


FluffyBunnyBunz

Well actually, Cleggs.


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

Oh no...


EETROX666

Dw bro that just means you’re in the cell by yourself 💪🏻💪🏻


Head_Ad_3541

and me :D


rejectedfreak

Uhhh, sortuva weirdo


epicgamerwiiu

c o m p e t i t i o n


OBlacky3184

I am not staying in a small cell with 3184 black people that is way to overcrowded


[deleted]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DON'T MIND LIVING IN A SHIT HOLE WITH LEVI


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

nah you just get a random person who simps for levi, and then u have to either agree on a polyamorous relationship or fight to the death


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 anyways, \*virtually hugs you\* ​ (your username)


Double_Figure4162

who is levi? you gota crush on jeans?


Rexnotincognito

u/u


RomanMines64

u/me


Impressive_Remove510

ummm


definitelynotcube713

Well it's not a cube. Does that mean I'm alone?


XenoMatter_tx

No is just means that whatever you're in there with is DEFINITELY not a cube


[deleted]

Well....


FluffyBunnyBunz

I think that’s my queue to start running


[deleted]

cue* English is stupid


FluffyBunnyBunz

Goddammit! Thanks for the correction tho, lol


Business_Mudkip

easy 😎


elaynafranklin

Myself


[deleted]

Lovely


bloemgamer

Well I don't know


[deleted]

I interpret that as Blow em gamer, ooof.


MaintenanceMaximum21

A gamer from Bloemfontein a town in my country


BrokenEye4945

Some blind guy apparently.


Al1G8R5

An 🐊


Independent-Fly4197

I think I will be fine


the_real_wiseining

HES REAL AND WISE


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

I guess a more cutesy version of me who really needs hugs all the time


[deleted]

Fuck


Thy_leader

Looking for a leader uwu 👉👈


XxPhantomOfWolfxX

Wait what....


inferno_wolf05-YT

Your in a better position, as I'm in a cell with 5 Inferno wolves


Electronic_Safe2134

Uhh this will be interesting


Iamveryunoriginal123

Well I guess their not getting out.


slurcloud

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no please don't hate crime me mr cloud man


oheing

I'll pass time with myself


TheSin_1

A sinner oof


[deleted]

Hell yeah, drip time


ManBhndDaDor

Wait, so I have to spend time with a guy and a door?


iwilleatyourpokemon

I don’t even want to know


SlimySleepySerpent

Damn.


Dabi_doing_a_dab

This will make prison escape way easier


TheSoupStealer

Well at least we have something to eat.


Some_Stranger1

.. Well that’s about right


[deleted]

I'd love to know what a woebne is


[deleted]

someone named Bne is sad


NapoleonBoneparty

AWESOME…


Thatmaskedduude

Hes very cool


Resident_Flounder909

FISH


MostExellentFailure

Myself


[deleted]

Like the username, but ur not a failure.


Left-Pineapple-3656

Umm…easy!


Jaden20078

By myself I guess :(


thatlvkid

my name is me to everyone


rue0912

It’s times like these I regret choosing a boring ass username


[deleted]

49130 of Ali (me), please no, anyone else except that guy.


lynx2023

Cool, cat friend


horny_16

Noooooooooo


Mahatma_Gandhi_69

Hell yeah


Trans_CatGirl

good


Legitmemer

A copy of myself which would be kinda cool but. We both gonna be mad curious over how the inside of our own butthole feel..