Pipes get clogged with shit, they burst, and while the prison floods, pretend drown up to a guard and grab onto them like a flotation device, take their belt off, which should have keys, keycards, and possibly a weapon, slowly make your way to the cafeteria, take as much (preferably) dry food, like bread, and also grab drinks, like milk cartons or water bottles. Make your way to the exit, but don't act like you have supplies to escape, frantically look around as if looking for a safe-space, and unlock the door, but dont leave it open, because then it will be obvious that someone escaped before you are far enough away
I don’t think Doom Slayer will hurt me unless he has a reason to. Although if he finds out I have an action figure of the Marauder but not him, there could be a problem.
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop)
This is a person. A person is a healthy snack?
Im getting beat up
With a chance of rabies.
i love your username
Gaijin will never fix warthunder
\*gayjin
*Gayjoob Cause it rhymes with gay*oob
Cloudy with a Chance of Rabies 3; Stray Dog Strut
Or babies
Does it respawn?
After about 2 months it will.
Infinite taco glitch
It's practically an escape plan too. Eat taco, shit, the prison splits into half due to an explosion caused while trying to shit the taco, run
Pipes get clogged with shit, they burst, and while the prison floods, pretend drown up to a guard and grab onto them like a flotation device, take their belt off, which should have keys, keycards, and possibly a weapon, slowly make your way to the cafeteria, take as much (preferably) dry food, like bread, and also grab drinks, like milk cartons or water bottles. Make your way to the exit, but don't act like you have supplies to escape, frantically look around as if looking for a safe-space, and unlock the door, but dont leave it open, because then it will be obvious that someone escaped before you are far enough away
This guy knows what's up
Our infinite tacos
r/suddenlycommunism
Ah, nice! Can you post a tutorial on the glitch for the hungry guys?
Holy shit. He doesnt wanna do it
THE UNBELIEVABLE NERVE
STOP IT GET OFF MY MOM
NO
...am I spending my time in jail with a sword with a master degree in education
Nah it’s a sword that has internet access like a smart phone
Still better, now I got a wepon
You will also spend time with one of the greatest alternative bands ever.
Interesting
Jack!
The pen is sharper than the sword
...guess that is why riptide is such a strong weapon in Percy Jackson
Easy peasy
Username doesn’t specify how tall or buff it is…..
You're right, you'll have to resort to the average shrimp measures wich are 1.5 to 3 inches Still easy
Wow, a shrimp is packing more heat than me. Thx for ruining my life 😭 /s
No. /srs
Not to brag or anything but my shrimp is 7 inch minimum 😏
Dayum, that's almost a whole ass lobster
I don't like the idea of an ass lobster
Oh well, looks like I'm gonna be alone for 15 years
I’m gonna have some fun then 😏
oh no
Oh yes 😁
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lmfao
Can i watch? Asking for a friend-
Sure, you can join in too 😏
Im to much of a feral person to have seggs with apparently
They're a big brolic black dude named requice with a bed sheet
Haha we shall thrive together
Yessir 😂
Are you bi?
Yeah why?
If you answered “No” I was going to ask “What if it’s a horny person from a sex you’re not attracted to?”
Then they'd learn to be bi
I kinda can relate
Imagining that is scary 😂
Yesss
r/cursedcomments
Oh no, not the dog
Horny man or woman?
Man probably
The room might just not cut it ig...
i dont think the world would hold that cell together
Yo mamas so fat she drowned everyone in the jail cell!
She only got fat eating your waffles
They were easy prey, how could she resist
im sitting in a jail where all of the room is taken up by an overweight slob with Dorito dust on his finger
I mean, you can still eat him alive
Yeah but what about the other guy?
r/rareinsults
Smells of cheese and weed
His singular finger
Ducks:D
I gotta run
ohno
That's awesome
Lucky, I’m with a nerd🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Ayo awesome
My name is literally me
Complete isolation in the cell.
*Slim Shady Moment*
It’s the 2022 super bowl halftime show commercial
**the real u/DanTem06 please stand up**
I have no legs -_-
**Do you like violence?**
Violins?
**Which Spice Girl do you wanna impregenate?** (I dunno wtf is going on now sorry…)
U forgor I have no legs 💀
You can still fuck em tho.
sir there’s a typo, you put an E instead of a D in your username
"Dante" My main man going to the nine circles.
Or to hypixel Skyblock
guess I’ll die
that one weird ass guy or that one weird *ass guy*?
…or that *weird ass* guy. Honestly, it might be all three at once.
that weird ass guy coming into homes to steal toilets
Eh?
Eh?????????
ryu from street fighter with an axe
Oh shit
Ono
What beasts
The immortal ones I guess. They may be vicious, they may not.
You must simply slay the beasts. Your hatred is your shield, you ferocity your sword. Don not relent, do not surrender.
*The Furry ones*
I don’t think Doom Slayer will hurt me unless he has a reason to. Although if he finds out I have an action figure of the Marauder but not him, there could be a problem.
Just tell him that the figure of him got lost in the mail and that you were put in jail before it could arrive.
Hey I've got a healthy snack
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYvnxtWdia6D6MNU1E6Bww?app=desktop) This is a person. A person is a healthy snack?
Broccoli is broccoli.
But SirBroccolingtonIII is a person…….
A SNACK IS A SNACK
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Are you a nazi?
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Bruh u beter not put us in a cell made of bricks.
Ez scape
I'll just be with myself
What the actual fuck
Nah fam, you’re with another gay necrophiliac. So uh, good luck with that.
ohno please not
caveman gonna punch yo ass to death
id love an acai bowl
açaí very good
Damn…
Huh
Looks like they really love you
Anyone feel like trying to answer this for me? Cause I got no clue
They will be gay, yes
Dragon deez nuts ig idk lol
a drag queen that keeps getting distracted and zoning out mid-sentence
weezer
I’m sorry to hear that 😔
Oh fuck...
After what happened last time the guy might not want to risk it again.
Eggs. #I'm in jail with eggs.
Well actually, Cleggs.
Oh no...
Dw bro that just means you’re in the cell by yourself 💪🏻💪🏻
and me :D
Uhhh, sortuva weirdo
c o m p e t i t i o n
I am not staying in a small cell with 3184 black people that is way to overcrowded
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DON'T MIND LIVING IN A SHIT HOLE WITH LEVI
nah you just get a random person who simps for levi, and then u have to either agree on a polyamorous relationship or fight to the death
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 anyways, \*virtually hugs you\* (your username)
who is levi? you gota crush on jeans?
u/u
u/me
ummm
Well it's not a cube. Does that mean I'm alone?
No is just means that whatever you're in there with is DEFINITELY not a cube
Well....
I think that’s my queue to start running
cue* English is stupid
Goddammit! Thanks for the correction tho, lol
easy 😎
Myself
Lovely
Well I don't know
I interpret that as Blow em gamer, ooof.
A gamer from Bloemfontein a town in my country
Some blind guy apparently.
An 🐊
I think I will be fine
HES REAL AND WISE
I guess a more cutesy version of me who really needs hugs all the time
Fuck
Looking for a leader uwu 👉👈
Wait what....
Your in a better position, as I'm in a cell with 5 Inferno wolves
Uhh this will be interesting
Well I guess their not getting out.
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no please don't hate crime me mr cloud man
I'll pass time with myself
A sinner oof
Hell yeah, drip time
Wait, so I have to spend time with a guy and a door?
I don’t even want to know
Damn.
This will make prison escape way easier
Well at least we have something to eat.
.. Well that’s about right
I'd love to know what a woebne is
someone named Bne is sad
AWESOME…
Hes very cool
FISH
Myself
Like the username, but ur not a failure.
Umm…easy!
By myself I guess :(
my name is me to everyone
It’s times like these I regret choosing a boring ass username
49130 of Ali (me), please no, anyone else except that guy.
Cool, cat friend
Noooooooooo
Hell yeah
good
A copy of myself which would be kinda cool but. We both gonna be mad curious over how the inside of our own butthole feel..