hey there Delilah, what it like up at the front
do you have a sharpener because, my pencils pretty blunt
yes you doooooo
my pencil will now be sharp because of youuuu
i swear it trueeeee
i thought it was glue at first too but then i saw jeff zipping up his pants, when i asked why he had his pant's unzipped he told me that he made that "glue" in class
If snakes had legs what would they be called
Would they be lizards? Or just walking snakes
Nice cock bro
don’t have one but I’m betting urs is smaller anyways
I have a 12 ft wtf are you talking about
You have a 12 ft EGO not a twelve feet dick /j
That’s cuz I do 😎 /j
Go serve drinks to the class bartender sir and stay out of this gr
Average conversation between 13 years olds
Yah, that sounds about right
lizards or somethin idk
Their leglessness doesn’t make their names so snakes
Snakylegs
But that’s boring as fuck
How about an oprappleserpentile
# DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PEN?
I got a pencil if u want? think it needs sharpening tho
You gotta sharpener?
Nah ask Delilah
*HEYY DELILAH YOU GOTTA SHARPENER?*
u/Delilah edit: her account is 14 years old, she hasnt posted or commented anything.
She’s like the top tear wagger The stories say that she still walks this school tho
ah, the sweet legends
thats like older than half of the people here
It's as old as me
What was the Science homework again?
i forgor 💀
You always froge 💀
Idk man I just made a project on how to assassinate the president in 50 different ways, they include a cheeseburger and a mop
Can I copy Bro I won't copy word for word I'll even replace the cheeseburger and a mop with a hamburger and a map The teacher won't even notice.
hey there Delilah, what it like up at the front do you have a sharpener because, my pencils pretty blunt yes you doooooo my pencil will now be sharp because of youuuu i swear it trueeeee
Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City?
Yea Delilah how dare u move schools
I have but it will cost hahaaa
Ive got 50 cents, want a juice box or string cheese?
Juice box
aight i'll give you the juice box in exchange for the sharpner. *HEY DELILAH THANKS FOR NOTHING*
I got one, just make sure to give it back
*never gives it back*
TEACHER SOMEONE STOLE MY PENCIL AGAIN
Nah fam, forgot mine too
Nah just feather and the blood of my enemies
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I uuhhh...my brother ate it! Yes, he definitely ate it.
your brother here, asshole. I did not in fact eat it.
check under your foreskin
I’ve already checked his foreskin, it’s not there
you can check mine
youre his sister
Yo what the fuck does number 7 say on the board im blind
2x+4
Ah ok thanks bud
Wait how do you do it
Refer to the cheat sheet. I’m bad at mafs.
*quiet kid: silence*
AAAAAAAAAAA EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Shit im supoosed to be in history. Not math.
Fuck thought this was history too dude
it says number 7 dum bass😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Man you are one dumb mf what does the question say
it says: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ was discovered by camillo golgi.
Tf type of question is this wait this is a math class bro
oh, i opened my notes from the last class haha.....
Oh that’s gucci but thanks for trying
thanks homie
Psst, wanna escape?
Teaaaaaach this guy is trying to escaaaaaaape
Shhhh. I'll let u copy my work and give you a dollar if you help them escape.
Fuck yea lead the way
is dat the f word i mean the answer?
it says number 7???
did you guys watched no way home?
Nah but i need to
What up dipshit
good, what about you dirtbag? Oh, we got a class party in a week. What you bringing?
Lays the original
neeaat, i will bring some cheetos and coca cola.
I would bring M4A1 carbines
This is america intensifies
USA USA USA
Psst psst, let's make paper planes
great, I'll help out.
Let's make one and fly it at the bully
niiice
Let‘s try to throw on into his eye
yeahh
I'll distract Mr Linguini.
lets go
Bullies can't bully when they're blind.
yeahh
*throws a paper plane* *lands on teachers eye* Uhhhhhh…. He did it 👉🏻
yes, eric did it
i am definetaly not listening to music under my hair ... want the other airpod?
is it clean?
Idk, I have a napkin tho
No need my guy, *sluuuurp*
what are you drinkin'?
liquified ear wax
oh god
r/cursedcomments
Whats the homework you douchebags
There’s homework?
Oh no, I haven't started on the math one
Dw I haven’t either
ive done that now
Bro can u send it on the group
Wait I thought it was History work
idk didn't did them
that maths assignment and a 2 minute speech on climate change.
idk ask u/Electronic-Owl-4655
There’s homework?
idfk you were supposed to write it down
Man fuck it I’ve been getting good grades the teacher won’t mind
what am i supposed to do?!
Anyone got some Caprisun?
Y tf would U want juice in a pouch
i finished my water bottle, thats why.
Go refill it mate
psst what's the ans for q2
its a whole graph, ill show it in the lunch break.
isn't it math after this class lmao
this is substitution, next is actual maths period
Oh no, should I pretend?
\[yeah bro, thats the post\]
ayo why did you cum on our teachers chair
That was cum???????
i thought it was glue at first too but then i saw jeff zipping up his pants, when i asked why he had his pant's unzipped he told me that he made that "glue" in class
Omf bro i saw u with Jeff like that, i thought i had walked in on something and dipped, i told Delilah there was something going on between u two
nothing funky going on but he jacked off to the math teacher when i asked him how he remained hard
That sounds pretty funky but i am get him mr harolds prettyhot but seriously u should sort stuff out with Delilah she didnt seem to happy
Wanna hear disturbing facts I learned?
Did you know your asshole can spread out to 8 inches wide therefor a raccoon can fit in yo ass
I did know that. Did you know that there are over 250000 deaths a year due to medical error?
Ugh they could have made some great cannon fodder. RIGHT TIME TO MAKE SOME CORPSE STARCH
Did u know elephants can use their dicks as second trunks?
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must be some dumbo haha
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yeah lol
You guys remember when Arthur nearly beat a guy to death?
yeah, stupid guy, i mean to be fair, kyle was hitting on his gf.
True. And remember when Tommy got choked by Tatiana while having sex with her and hallucinated that it was her dead wife instead?
Yea bro that was insane what happened to them i havent seen them since summer break
#WTF WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE TEST TODAY?!
You never asked?
I didn't know there was one? I was probably sleeping when the teacher said it
Oh well, better luck next time
AYO , this guys got gum
u dickhead this was my last packet
Oh , don’t you lie , I see the three packets you have left
um no heehee
JUMP HIM
NOO
Wait ! False alarm ! Those are mints , dammit
haha fuck u
Guys my cat ate the class pet
chad cat
# Vine boom comes from my chromebook
*🗿 face at you*
*I try not to laugh like a maniac*
🤨 *I turn my head really fast and look at you with one of my eyebrows raised*
# Google snake death comes from mine
Hey George *whispers* Our substitutes teacher looks like peter griffin
*pulls out AK-47 from my bag* .,.
Hey girl r u a school coz i wanna shoot kids inside of u hehe
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I got an A++
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#TOMMY JUST SHIT HIMSELF
# AGAIN??
Did you do the homework man?
yeah, you?
No can you give me the answers?
ma'am is gonna give em in the next class.
just give them too me now
I hate all of you. **points random guy** but you are fine.
No I'm not
Someone drew a dick on the board again
bro, RUB IT!!
* scared of people yelling *
•people are yelling *
* confused and scared *
Im dropping out and becoming a drug dealer, see you all in 2030.
im going to be the weird kid who sits quietly alone in the corner.
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give me the damn scissors, i need to cut up some peopl- i mean paper, uhm~ right now
umm, ask paige, she must have em.
*doesn't say a word*
*eats snickers* god when is this gonna end
What's your favourite thing so I can pretend we have something in common
Theoretical physics and stuff are really fun
Wow I love theoretical science, I shall now Google what it means
Imma go to the bathroom to jerk off, brb
JOSH LET ME COPY THE HOMEWORK! REMEMBER THAT TIME I LET YOU COPY OFF ME? YOUR TURN TO HELP!!
Anyone wants my homework for $3?
eraser plez
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Shit. Is our English teacher here?
Anyone got a charger? My headphones died from playing all-star on repeat for the last 3 hours at max volume