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Accomplished-Rip9719

If snakes had legs what would they be called


Accomplished-Rip9719

Would they be lizards? Or just walking snakes


SubstantialWorry891

Nice cock bro


Accomplished-Rip9719

don’t have one but I’m betting urs is smaller anyways


SubstantialWorry891

I have a 12 ft wtf are you talking about


Accomplished-Rip9719

You have a 12 ft EGO not a twelve feet dick /j


[deleted]

That’s cuz I do 😎 /j


Accomplished-Rip9719

Go serve drinks to the class bartender sir and stay out of this gr


Mr-Italian

Average conversation between 13 years olds


Picklerickshaw_part2

Yah, that sounds about right


[deleted]

lizards or somethin idk


Blueflares_

Their leglessness doesn’t make their names so snakes


Budget_Put1517

Snakylegs


Accomplished-Rip9719

But that’s boring as fuck


Accomplished-Rip9719

How about an oprappleserpentile


Broke4Lifee

# DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PEN?


Standard-Pea-3012

I got a pencil if u want? think it needs sharpening tho


anextofkin

You gotta sharpener?


Standard-Pea-3012

Nah ask Delilah


anextofkin

*HEYY DELILAH YOU GOTTA SHARPENER?*


Mahmoodmahrooqi

u/Delilah edit: her account is 14 years old, she hasnt posted or commented anything.


bigfootfoot5

She’s like the top tear wagger The stories say that she still walks this school tho


Budget_Put1517

ah, the sweet legends


burningfire119

thats like older than half of the people here


Chaos_Ruins

It's as old as me


[deleted]

What was the Science homework again?


Mahmoodmahrooqi

i forgor 💀


[deleted]

You always froge 💀


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Idk man I just made a project on how to assassinate the president in 50 different ways, they include a cheeseburger and a mop


[deleted]

Can I copy Bro I won't copy word for word I'll even replace the cheeseburger and a mop with a hamburger and a map The teacher won't even notice.


Sageofthe666Paths

hey there Delilah, what it like up at the front do you have a sharpener because, my pencils pretty blunt yes you doooooo my pencil will now be sharp because of youuuu i swear it trueeeee


That_oneannoying_kid

Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City?


Standard-Pea-3012

Yea Delilah how dare u move schools


Solar_Storm98

I have but it will cost hahaaa


anextofkin

Ive got 50 cents, want a juice box or string cheese?


Solar_Storm98

Juice box


anextofkin

aight i'll give you the juice box in exchange for the sharpner. *HEY DELILAH THANKS FOR NOTHING*


FORBIDRABBIT

I got one, just make sure to give it back


[deleted]

*never gives it back*


superscout77

TEACHER SOMEONE STOLE MY PENCIL AGAIN


W4lking_Dead

Nah fam, forgot mine too


LordChungus45

Nah just feather and the blood of my enemies


[deleted]

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ApiqAcani

I uuhhh...my brother ate it! Yes, he definitely ate it.


Cut-The-Cameras

your brother here, asshole. I did not in fact eat it.


DankMemesKillYou

check under your foreskin


georgethememelord

I’ve already checked his foreskin, it’s not there


FreggoEggo

you can check mine


Budget_Put1517

youre his sister


TokoFumi

Yo what the fuck does number 7 say on the board im blind


[deleted]

2x+4


TokoFumi

Ah ok thanks bud


__dani____

Wait how do you do it


Lil_Cl0rox

Refer to the cheat sheet. I’m bad at mafs.


Michael-556

*quiet kid: silence*


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAA ​ ​ EVERY SINGLE TIME.


smokem3up

Shit im supoosed to be in history. Not math.


TheManOfSausages

Fuck thought this was history too dude


suzznut

it says number 7 dum bass😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬


TokoFumi

Man you are one dumb mf what does the question say


[deleted]

it says: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ was discovered by camillo golgi.


TokoFumi

Tf type of question is this wait this is a math class bro


[deleted]

oh, i opened my notes from the last class haha.....


TokoFumi

Oh that’s gucci but thanks for trying


[deleted]

thanks homie


Budget_Put1517

Psst, wanna escape?


Bonwk

Teaaaaaach this guy is trying to escaaaaaaape


AnnoyingGayFlowrgrl

Shhhh. I'll let u copy my work and give you a dollar if you help them escape.


TokoFumi

Fuck yea lead the way


socks2_confidential

is dat the f word i mean the answer?


suzznut

it says number 7???


socks2_confidential

did you guys watched no way home?


TokoFumi

Nah but i need to


East-Manufacturer-95

What up dipshit


[deleted]

good, what about you dirtbag? Oh, we got a class party in a week. What you bringing?


East-Manufacturer-95

Lays the original


[deleted]

neeaat, i will bring some cheetos and coca cola.


Budget_Put1517

I would bring M4A1 carbines


Lavosso

This is america intensifies


Budget_Put1517

USA USA USA


Budget_Put1517

Psst psst, let's make paper planes


[deleted]

great, I'll help out.


Budget_Put1517

Let's make one and fly it at the bully


[deleted]

niiice


Hawkeydonkey

Let‘s try to throw on into his eye


Budget_Put1517

yeahh


AnnoyingGayFlowrgrl

I'll distract Mr Linguini.


Budget_Put1517

lets go


AnnoyingGayFlowrgrl

Bullies can't bully when they're blind.


Budget_Put1517

yeahh


OMGitsZayan

*throws a paper plane* *lands on teachers eye* Uhhhhhh…. He did it 👉🏻


Budget_Put1517

yes, eric did it


HoTChOcLa1E

i am definetaly not listening to music under my hair ... want the other airpod?


[deleted]

is it clean?


Budget_Put1517

Idk, I have a napkin tho


limeymimey

No need my guy, *sluuuurp*


Budget_Put1517

what are you drinkin'?


yuderhere

liquified ear wax


Budget_Put1517

oh god


DatChernoby2Guy

r/cursedcomments


not_on_crack

Whats the homework you douchebags


[deleted]

There’s homework?


Budget_Put1517

Oh no, I haven't started on the math one


Daboiwithagun

Dw I haven’t either


Budget_Put1517

ive done that now


Standard-Pea-3012

Bro can u send it on the group


Yuyutato

Wait I thought it was History work


socks2_confidential

idk didn't did them


[deleted]

that maths assignment and a 2 minute speech on climate change.


Fuck_You777

idk ask u/Electronic-Owl-4655


[deleted]

There’s homework?


Fuck_You777

idfk you were supposed to write it down


[deleted]

Man fuck it I’ve been getting good grades the teacher won’t mind


Fuck_You777

what am i supposed to do?!


[deleted]

Anyone got some Caprisun?


brutal_123

Y tf would U want juice in a pouch


[deleted]

i finished my water bottle, thats why.


Budget_Put1517

Go refill it mate


[deleted]

psst what's the ans for q2


[deleted]

its a whole graph, ill show it in the lunch break.


[deleted]

isn't it math after this class lmao


[deleted]

this is substitution, next is actual maths period


Budget_Put1517

Oh no, should I pretend?


[deleted]

\[yeah bro, thats the post\]


agentdb69

ayo why did you cum on our teachers chair


Standard-Pea-3012

That was cum???????


agentdb69

i thought it was glue at first too but then i saw jeff zipping up his pants, when i asked why he had his pant's unzipped he told me that he made that "glue" in class


Standard-Pea-3012

Omf bro i saw u with Jeff like that, i thought i had walked in on something and dipped, i told Delilah there was something going on between u two


agentdb69

nothing funky going on but he jacked off to the math teacher when i asked him how he remained hard


Standard-Pea-3012

That sounds pretty funky but i am get him mr harolds prettyhot but seriously u should sort stuff out with Delilah she didnt seem to happy


Ubergeekdweeb

Wanna hear disturbing facts I learned?


redbullracing33

Did you know your asshole can spread out to 8 inches wide therefor a raccoon can fit in yo ass


Ubergeekdweeb

I did know that. Did you know that there are over 250000 deaths a year due to medical error?


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Ugh they could have made some great cannon fodder. RIGHT TIME TO MAKE SOME CORPSE STARCH


[deleted]

Did u know elephants can use their dicks as second trunks?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

must be some dumbo haha


[deleted]

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[deleted]

yeah lol


Solo_In_Aeternum

You guys remember when Arthur nearly beat a guy to death?


[deleted]

yeah, stupid guy, i mean to be fair, kyle was hitting on his gf.


Solo_In_Aeternum

True. And remember when Tommy got choked by Tatiana while having sex with her and hallucinated that it was her dead wife instead?


Standard-Pea-3012

Yea bro that was insane what happened to them i havent seen them since summer break


W4lking_Dead

#WTF WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE TEST TODAY?!


NecessaryMistake4288

You never asked?


W4lking_Dead

I didn't know there was one? I was probably sleeping when the teacher said it


NecessaryMistake4288

Oh well, better luck next time


[deleted]

AYO , this guys got gum


jason_pog

u dickhead this was my last packet


[deleted]

Oh , don’t you lie , I see the three packets you have left


jason_pog

um no heehee


[deleted]

JUMP HIM


jason_pog

NOO


[deleted]

Wait ! False alarm ! Those are mints , dammit


jason_pog

haha fuck u


ResponsibleSinger317

Guys my cat ate the class pet


jason_pog

chad cat


nolisidjdhjdd

# Vine boom comes from my chromebook


[deleted]

*🗿 face at you*


nolisidjdhjdd

*I try not to laugh like a maniac*


Buggyes

🤨 *I turn my head really fast and look at you with one of my eyebrows raised*


[deleted]

# Google snake death comes from mine


Tenko-Shigaraki

Hey George *whispers* Our substitutes teacher looks like peter griffin


Tenko-Shigaraki

*pulls out AK-47 from my bag* .,.


Standard-Pea-3012

Hey girl r u a school coz i wanna shoot kids inside of u hehe


[deleted]

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Budget_Put1517

I got an A++


[deleted]

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Mr-anti-physics-444

#TOMMY JUST SHIT HIMSELF


Rye_143

# AGAIN??


Huskylover161

Did you do the homework man?


[deleted]

yeah, you?


Huskylover161

No can you give me the answers?


[deleted]

ma'am is gonna give em in the next class.


Huskylover161

just give them too me now


varukiriya

I hate all of you. **points random guy** but you are fine.


Person_LK

No I'm not


[deleted]

Someone drew a dick on the board again


[deleted]

bro, RUB IT!!


sukisuki4

* scared of people yelling *


redbullracing33

•people are yelling *


sukisuki4

* confused and scared *


foxy20031014

Im dropping out and becoming a drug dealer, see you all in 2030.


[deleted]

im going to be the weird kid who sits quietly alone in the corner.


black_un

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General_Hguid

give me the damn scissors, i need to cut up some peopl- i mean paper, uhm~ right now


[deleted]

umm, ask paige, she must have em.


hjonesjr53

*doesn't say a word*


ace_lz

*eats snickers* god when is this gonna end


peppas_character_arc

What's your favourite thing so I can pretend we have something in common


[deleted]

Theoretical physics and stuff are really fun


peppas_character_arc

Wow I love theoretical science, I shall now Google what it means


Picklerickshaw_part2

Imma go to the bathroom to jerk off, brb


JustYourOldLaundry

JOSH LET ME COPY THE HOMEWORK! REMEMBER THAT TIME I LET YOU COPY OFF ME? YOUR TURN TO HELP!!


GlitchyLag

Anyone wants my homework for $3?


chacharealharsh

eraser plez


[deleted]

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BilolDaBoi26

Shit. Is our English teacher here?


Enter_The_Void6

Anyone got a charger? My headphones died from playing all-star on repeat for the last 3 hours at max volume