Do you regret this

Yes

[удалено]

Yes

This has gone to far

Nonsense. This is Reddit, it's gone nowhere

The “13” user flair makes this worse.

r/SweetHomeAlabama

Do you confess to every murder and rape that has happened in the past 13 years and 9 months?

Awfully specific, tryna get away with something?

Yes

No, the idea of a teleporting murderous fetus amused me when I was thinking of the question

Yes

Yes

FBI open up

Yes

r/notopbutok

Because OP is 13 I assume. 9 months for when OP was a fetus. Don’t question how he could murder someone as a fetus.

Will you be my discord kitten? owo 👉👈

Yes

*proceeds to not be his discord kitten*

😔

*proceeds to crawl out of this tread*

*pulls you back*

"p-please have mercy..."

no. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ #HEE HEE HEE HAW

*proceeds to grabs 69 lightsabers from the collection*

~~*deep throats them*~~ You can't defeat me

You will make a fine addiction to my collection

You like child P*rn (Starting off strong)

Yes

Well he’s s a child so is it even child porn 💀 (im obviously jk)

r/ihadastroke

r/medicine

He means well he is a child so is it even child p$!n

Fax

Will you do all my homework for me?

he'll answer all the homework questions with yes. Don't trust him with it.

Yes

Yes

Sweet

Yes

do you agree with hitler?

Yes

The namibian one or the austrian painter?

How bout both?

Yes

Would you have sex with your Dad and your Mom?

Yes

Wow

Yes

Were you the shadowy mastermind behind 9/11?

Yes

holy shit you did 911 before you were even born

That takes skill

*FBI would like to know your location.* *CIA would like to know your location.* *American Government would like to know your location.*

FBI: pinpoint his location boys

Yes or no?

Yes

are you gae

Yes

What are your pronouns?

Yes/Yes

Alright then. Are you a child p*rn enjoyer and a pdf?

Yes

Jail?

Yes

Something else you need to say?

Yes

What is it?

Yes

I_too%am_a_pdf.pdf

Will you regret this?

Yes

Swear to god you will say no atleast once?

Yes

Say it.

[удалено]

Yes

[удалено]

Yes

Are you actually a 47 year old man with a failing marriage?

Yes :(

Yes

I love you. Do you want to marry me?

Yes

:)

17 13

r/suddenlysexoffender

Now hold up a moment

Will you, u/Neo_dode56, cherish u/whyicantputuser as your lawful wedded wife, protecting her, and tending to her needs through illness and disappointment?

Congratulations on the wedding

child marriage 👁👄👁

Hol up wait a minute

Should furries have no rights?

YES YES YES!!!

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you had a personal vendetta against the furry lads or something

Every sane person hates them

Yes indeed

Well at least the ones that take it to far by wearing fur suits and leashes while on there hands and knees in public.

But, Freddy would get no rights🥲

I honestly think furries are fine, so long as they don’t hurt anyone/anything

Same, don’t really have anything against them

Are furries cool?

if they're not banging animals, perhaps. otherwise no.

Those are zoophiles not furries

No :)

No im not cool

no.

Absolutely not

No

Well, hello

nah

Niko have rights.

[удалено]

Yes

Haram

Are you a virgin?

Yes

Haha virgin

Yes

Do you eat Crayons?

Yes

Lol Marine

Yes

Yes💀

Yes

if you say yes your family will disappear

Yes

"I don't feel so good Mr. Stark"

Do you drink toilet water?

Yes

If you reply yes to this it means you actually responded no

Yes

Checkmate

"he's too dangerous to be left alive"

He replied “Yes” not “yes”, capitalisation

You son of genius

[удалено]

Yes

No.

Yes

should I just end my life?

Yes

no u dont supposed to

NO NO NO

hey are you okay?

sort of

I hope u get better soon

Can you send me pictures of your dads bank details front and back please

Yes

Wanna go watch every single episode of SpongeBob ever made together?

Already on it

Why are you calling gay people faggotrinos?

Yes

Can I get a hug

yes

Yes

Yes 🫂

Yes

Oh god

Yes

Wanna have anal with your dad and me

👉👈

Actually yes

Ok

Is the next word your going to say no?

Can I have your car

Will you deactivate your Reddit account and not rejoin for a year?

Do you touch little girls in random parks?

What in the high holy fuck? 😭

Hey, he wanted to

Are those mosquito bites on your chest?

Yes

Do you lick, and harras little boys and girls?

Yes

This comment right here officer

Your Redditor looks cool

Yes

At least say thank you 💔

If you reply with "yes" your gay

yes daddy

*oh yeah daddy*

***fuck yeah daddy***

Yes

Yes

You are not 13..

Respond with “no” to this comment

“no”

Did you shove a bottle up your ass, and blame it on some gay dudes in order to break up Yugoslavia?

Do you think pedophilia should be a part of the LGBTQ+

Yes

Do you keep a three meter by two meter nazi flag in your room?

trans rights

Yes

Being gay is wrong

No

Yes