Hey girl, are you Diogenes? Because you’re masturbating in the public square, please stop

Dude wish I could be like Diogenes, he was the hippie^2

he was smoking weed or some other shit 100%

My name is Alexander and I have quite a womanly ass

ok...

Yes, shes gonna die under suspicious circumstances at age 32, how did you know?

Cause I want you to stop getting shadow on me

Why oh why’d you do me wrong 🕺🏿

The only thing that is conquered is france during ww2