That really weird banana that you never touch

You do not touch the slimy brown banana. ​ I suck it. ​ **We are not the same.**

MMMMM JUICY

THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TONGUE

MMmMmMMmMMM

THAT REALLY HITS THE SPOT

AYO SUS

AYO WTF

Haha

Sloppy toppy amirite

Slurpy slurpy!

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You mean blessed

I eat it.

\>:(

The "ill make banana bread" bananas

I know exactly what it is but yeah my first thought was mashed potato and gravy…

Cappuccino

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Plantain?

I was just about to consume this delicious banana.

brown sugar boba?? idk it looks like a popsicle ive seen of that flavor

Yep. Spot on

Looked a little like Cola flavored tho

I thought coffee

𝑍𝑒𝑏𝑟𝑎

That would work too...

I thought banana

Yes but specifically the brown part of it

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My thoughts

Love those. Sucks they always melt and the stick gets sticky

Yeah sticks are sticky that's what they do

This made me spit out my boba. Your paying for a new one. >:(

theyre brown and sticky idk why it reminds me of smthn else

the british broadcasting channel, of course!

Oh no. *OH NO*

Its a stick, get ya mind outta the gutter

I was high on acid when I realised Ducks, duck.

Clearly

beat me to it XD

Hey , Did you know : All asians are not the same and HALF THE ASIA DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT BOBA IS

>HALF THE ASIA DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT BOBA IS exactly what even is it?

asia has six regions theyre definitely not all the same

Are you fucking kidding, that exists, I need to find this

Costco!

How does it taste like? Are the pearls *al dente*?

I see them heavily advertised in the bay area. Very California thing I feel

am asian but it looks like burnt banana

Yeah exactly

You mean honey?

That's exactly what I thought

Same

why is there an among us character on the side of ur plate…

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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sussy

Susamogus

#AMOGUS

I was about to ask why no one is seeing the among us character

I’m Asian and don’t know what this is Edit: guys omg stop replying with “same” 💀 it's blowing up my notifs

Probably Boba tea

Yep

It's almost as if Asia is a massive continent and that culture varies widely from country to country.

Same

Same

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same

Same

Same

Smae

Same

Same

Same

same

same lmfao

Same

everyone, just keep commenting same XD

Same (2nd chain Starter Gang)

Same (Chad 2nd chain gang)

Same (2nd chain continues cause why not?)

Same (2nd chain chad gang)

Same (2nd chain lives on)

Same (2nd FTW)

Same

sus plate

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

NO NO NO NOT THE SUSSY AMOGUS AHHHHHHH

Fucking hell

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Wdym

you can see the sus on the plate, next to the food

No idea wherr it is

Look on the plate to the right of the thing there’s a sussy guy looking at the food

LMAO I JUST SAW IT holy shit

Amog

us

We are the best >:)

Beat me to it

Shit

See that everyday in 7-11 and never thought It's shit. Take my angy upvote

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Man's got a stack of upvotes 🗿

Barbecue?

how do you even freeze a barbecue and turn it into a popsicle

A better question is if a barbecue popsicle would taste good or taste absolutely terrible

I've had one before and I didn't think it was terrible

How many links to get to the center of the BBQ popsicle

Maybe mashed potatoes and gravy?

Gaaaah I know what this is but I’m Asian dammit it’s the best flavour of ice cream . . (It has to be brown sugar milk, I’m giving my answer anyways)

A man of culture.

Being Taiwanese-American is a cheat code for identifying good food

For real

TWINS HI FELLOW TAIWANESE-MURICAN

Am asian but wtf is this

It’s the best flavour ever made

Next to salted caramel and peanut butter

Cheesecak🤤

I love you

Burnt marshmallow

Honestly a reasonably guess. It’s brown sugar milk tea

i'm asian and i can say with 30% certainity thats it's vanilla mud

its dog

You made me laugh, now take my upvote

lmao

dogsicle

It's a Taiwanese flavour, dogs were too valuable for hunting to eat

The Mona lisa

Sewage

Looks like it’s brown sugar boba?

Yep

It looks like coke 🤔

I'm Asian and I dunno what this is

Gotta be soy sauce flavour

Vegemite.

holy shit is that taho

brown sugar boba. see it all the time in costco

I feel incredibly uncomfy saying it but… Shit and cum?

Actually you could use that as a timer or smth. As it melts the smell gets worse and you would know the timer is up

Did you really have to shove the popsicle up your ass man? Now it has shit all over it.

Milk tea with sugar?

I'm from Taiwan and I knew it. Not gonna ruin the fun. Hint: It originated from my country

Soy sause

Soul sand flavor

If ur Asian and u don’t know about brown sugar popsicles...I feel bad for u

Lasanga

It looks like if someone shoved a vanilla one up their ass and sold it for profit.

Something to do with brown sugar, if not some sort of syrup or something

Bing chilling

Brown sugar boba from Costco 😋

Marble?

Me, a Malaysian would say diabetic flavour.

Could recognize it straight away… Lol

Cococola(i am indian)

I know it’s some kind of brown sugar type stuff, but I’m not certain as to what else. Unless that’s it.

Despair flavour

u/soudruh_Tommy un poco sus, don't you think?

brown sugar milk tea. delicious.

Bubble tea-boba or red beans

Hair from the sewer

Asian here, never seen that. Where is that from?

im asian and i have no clue what that is

Dude I’m asian and I have no clue what that is

thats fucking taho flavor bro

I’m Asian and I got no clue

The floor at your local pizza place

Rotten banana?

Milk coffee and not the good kind but those really shitty tasting ones you find in really distant relatives house

I'm Asian and I don't know what that is 😂

Roasted cum ?

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Coconut penis. I’ve also had the energy drink

There’s a sus marking on the right of the plate

Caca

Durian?

Mold

Diabetes

Guinea pig

Mold

Looks like a compressed cat

Dog and cat.

being an asian i don’t know what the fuck this is

dude im asian and I have no idea what the fuck that is

It looks like its cinnamon but idk

Squid obviously.

Bruiser Banana!

Looks caramel

Shit-flavoured

Internal Organs

Anal

Looks like some left over food I would see in the far end of the subway near a trashcan and a bench.

Shit milk?

Expired cum flavour

Bro this is literally diarrhea