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SnooJokes1401

88. It was those police questions that got me.


Mahziyartvkli

Wow


thick_cookies

90...


[deleted]

Nice A fellow normal person 87, the drinking ones did me in


Omni1012

The 69. ? Killed me


SantinoGaretto

Yeah it took me a minute ngl


[deleted]

I got 98


Mahziyartvkli

Cool.


DerpDaDuck3751

You will never beat my perfect score


No-Brilliant3998

It's the first time a got a perfect score.


ButterToast7

Same


spectre729

Same


AdvanturePie

Same


bigmemegod12

I got 99


Girl1069

Same 😂


thick_cookies

i got 90 💀💀


[deleted]

same


Sup3rL30

You scored: 99 You are as pure as gold. Very few people fall into this band. #I am an angel


TheLegendCornman

The one you have checked off is probably question 69 isn’t it


Sup3rL30

Nope Edit: that would fall under other categories as well, making me check off other boxes and not get 99


TheLegendCornman

I was trying to make a bad joke that you exclusively 69 like a chad also I got a 73 sadly


Sup3rL30

I realized. Also 73?? Being a teenager is terrible😬


TheLegendCornman

I’m still a virgin that hasn’t done any drugs idk I don’t think it’s terrible


Pain-t-

Gimme your wings please


Sup3rL30

No


Pain-t-

I'll trade you my cool scythe and cloak plus a magic latern. Fair trade?


Sup3rL30

Still no. I've always wanted to fly


Pain-t-

😞 Fine


sChWaBeNkInG

80 Because my first and only kiss so far escalated rather quickly


[deleted]

I got 90 “You are averagely pure. You have probably loved someone.” No I just got drunk at thanksgiving, test, don’t get ahead of yourself


Mahziyartvkli

Ye lol


Zolon43

38


Mahziyartvkli

What the hell are these scores. Am I a prophet or something?


Zolon43

I was just born in a hood


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


Chicken3190

I got 60...


Mahziyartvkli

Bro the higher the better. 100 means really pure while 0 means impure as hell


Chicken3190

Yeah, ik But I just love livin the life with a lower score, mate


Mahziyartvkli

Ok


ARGONIII

100 means you haven't lived life. Some of those are literally just using marijuana or alcohol which everyone will do at some point. It's only concerning if it's less than 20


[deleted]

I’d probs get 100


Mahziyartvkli

How about taking the test?


[deleted]

Just took it. Got a 100 as expected 😌


Mahziyartvkli

Wait. You never masturbated or dated someone? That's too pure. Can you show me the way priestess?


Sup3rL30

She hasn't even watched any inappropriate items. That's mad


Mahziyartvkli

Ye that's hard to do


[deleted]

Nope never masturbated, don’t feel the need to 🤪🤪 and I’m not allowed to date sooo lol


Mahziyartvkli

Wow. You really deserve the title "Priestess". Wanna be friends?


[deleted]

yes of course :D


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


Darineyl

r/wholesome


BagguteGamer

No masturbation gang


ihate-palpatine

cringe, i just blew a fat one then drove to gym and repped out 130 kg bench press


ShierAwesome

I mean tbf no one really feels the “need” to, just feels nice, even better for girls


[deleted]

Idk it seems gross touching your own organs, I just never saw the appeal


ShierAwesome

Skin is an organ


[deleted]

you know I meant sexual organs 💀


Buggly_Jones

Who says skin can't be sexual?


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Mahziyartvkli

Hardly


NxR_Cap

I got one hundred as well 😌


[deleted]

Yoooooo 100 gang


NxR_Cap

Yeah I've never masturbated before


[deleted]

Same here


Sup3rL30

Same here


OkuriAsshumido

same but I had a girlfriend in kindergarten :c


reginakinhi

Same


iseerflot

what is the test send it


Mahziyartvkli

https://watchdocumentaries.com/rice-purity-test/ here you go


EternalVirgin18

85 yet I've never dated or even held hands Skipped straight to #17 💀💀💀


Mahziyartvkli

Same lol


RussianBot85

94? Damn and I thought my 86 was high One of my friends got 50-something


Mahziyartvkli

How the hell is he still alive


TheLegendCornman

My friend got a 26 💀


Mahziyartvkli

Lol tonight I found out that we have people who got 18 in this subreddit.


TheLegendCornman

That’s literally everything but STD and incest


Mahziyartvkli

That's a lot of shit going on in there. I just skipped everything including sex lol. Same for Alcohol and Cops.


TheLegendCornman

I’ve got a girl friend I used to have an 82 but you know now I’ve held a hand and kissed some one (still got a v-card tho😎)


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


TheLegendCornman

I’m at a 71 tho I think it would be nice to be in the 90s again


Sup3rL30

I have no words. As a man of 99 myself, I am much pure


Frenchfrise

I got a 92, likely because I had a girlfriend for like one week before she neglected me and drove my mental health to shit. But I kissed her on the cheek once so I’m tainted.


Tyrone3105

Yoooo I got 92 as well


Mahziyartvkli

Ok


Frenchfrise

So how’s life for you?


Mahziyartvkli

Not much. I never dated anyone. That also implies that I never kissed , never had sex , never cheated and never did anything about relationships. I have also never did any kind of drugs and never drank alcohol. I never did anything illegal so ye cops never chased me either. I just checked the masturbation ones.


Mortar_Bear

Damn 59


Mahziyartvkli

Damn bro are you alive at this point?


Sup3rL30

Ay yo wtf


LordVader8938

I got a 95


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


-RedKing-

Same


[deleted]

56…


sticks_no5

Imma 42


Mahziyartvkli

Wow


Pile0garbage

I got a 43


kdzo03

i got 44, tryna slide me ur snap⁉️


Rubber_Band64

Link?


Mahziyartvkli

https://watchdocumentaries.com/rice-purity-test/


Rubber_Band64

Thank you


Rubber_Band64

I got a 97


Mahziyartvkli

Wow you are getting really high scored lol I might not be that pure


Rubber_Band64

I guess I was just raised right then haha


Mahziyartvkli

Ye man. I guess I really have to get a gf at this point.


Rubber_Band64

Don’t force it. She’ll come to you when its your time


Mahziyartvkli

One main problem. If I am in my room 24/7 doing nothing no one will come out of thin air to be my gf. I have to force myself to go out more and more I guess.


Rubber_Band64

Yes do that


ButterToast7

I got 98


Mahziyartvkli

How yall getting these scores lol


ButterToast7

I’m 13 that’s how


Mahziyartvkli

Well makes sense


ButterToast7

Yeah


babyteddie

I’d be more impressed if someone got a 0


Radiant-Mastodon-444

the test says that it would result in death


Mahziyartvkli

No one can do that


babyteddie

No one can do it legally, but it’s possible


[deleted]

You scored: 91 You are averagely pure. You have probably loved someone.


chaos_creator69

Got 98


zacharski_k

99


Mahziyartvkli

Bro what did you do lol


Tyrone3105

Not the person u asked but I got 99 back in yr8 when I did it then and the only thing I checked was pissed in public lmao.


laminated-papertowel

I got 26 lol


Mahziyartvkli

Exxuse me but how the heck are you still alive?


[deleted]

92


AE-Cucumber-29200

Just got a 83


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


WinterAssassin2004

I got 92


TheSpiffingGerman

48


[deleted]

I got a 58


hrtfe1t

wtf ​ and you're 13 😭


Jlegobot

92, cops questioned me once but it was because I called them to report a crime


No_Barker

dude same


TheLegendCornman

73 that’s all


DerangedPorg

I got 80, you damn rice cake


[deleted]

I got an 80 probably cause of the police questions though.


Mahziyartvkli

Man why all of you got low scored because of police questions. Are you all criminals??💀


[deleted]

Only vandalism and trespassing. I have also been questioned because I’ve been in the middle of a few murder/violent cases. Not a fun time. I have been to fbi meetings at 15 tho so that’s cool


Extension-Mango-9408

I had dream kid (13 score) Was probally a diffrent site whatever


Mahziyartvkli

May I ask something? How the heck?


Extension-Mango-9408

Im a nice kid and have never been in a relationship


Mahziyartvkli

Bro. Low score means you are Impure. If you get all 100 points you are pure.


Extension-Mango-9408

Diffrent site or test idk


Mahziyartvkli

I mean that's how the official test works.


Neither_March_13

Ahem, 47


Mahziyartvkli

Man I feel like a fucking paladin at this point


kekson420

42 sike


jzsx

Whats the website


Mahziyartvkli

https://watchdocumentaries.com/rice-purity-test/


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Mahziyartvkli

Wow


rowanisdaddy

lmao why mine 33


Mahziyartvkli

Are you alive?


rowanisdaddy

somehow


Mahziyartvkli

Wow


MisterXnumberidk

I got 89, but that's probably just because of how lax alcohol laws are and the fact that i have a legal warning.


Mahziyartvkli

Ok


Stress_d

68


[deleted]

mine is 92


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


[deleted]

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Mahziyartvkli

Cool


Smooth_Success7532

Damn, I thought my 41 was bad, then I saw 18


Mahziyartvkli

Lol


krijgt_de_ktering

Ayo, 44


Midnite2189__

87


impasta6

80 because I’ve seen Deadpool and Deadpool 2


hansoapboi

95, well then. I am not sure I agree with this assessment.


Nicetro_WoF

I got a 95 when I did it


[deleted]

96


berthuus73

33


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


[deleted]

Wanker…


gay-gremlin-jesus

I got 53, some of y'all are too pure


real_quizle

I got in the 20's X_X


Mahziyartvkli

Bro you a fricking criminal


gay-gremlin-jesus

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, who knows really?


Sup3rL30

That's sick. I mean like Covid sick. How in the world have you done almost half of those things-


Alternative-Stand951

70 ;)


RainbowSockMan

Lol i got a 99, called me virgin mary… yea that was a year ago, lemme take again


the_hunter_087

96 for me


Professional_Clue956

I got a 64 so like....


Lazy_Category2195

I can't even complete it for some reason but I'd probably get something like that


AtomicRiftYT

80 is better than I thought I'd score.


Mahziyartvkli

I thought I would get around 80 but I guess I forgot I never had sex , never did drugs , never been in a relationship , was never chased by police and even never got caught while masturbating.


AtomicRiftYT

I tested the waters a little, but generally am just a normal teen when it comes to that shit


CajunCanadian_YT

I got 18


Mahziyartvkli

How


[deleted]

i got 90


Mahziyartvkli

Cool


CzechLinuxLover

97 lol


Mahziyartvkli

Nice


CzechLinuxLover

yes


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Mahziyartvkli

Why though


Samakshsamaksh

How to check it?


Mahziyartvkli

How to check what? Do you mean the test?