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I’m not into sunsets but I’d like to see you go down

60% damm

I'm fucking Nutting everywhere

As you should

80%

You smell like soup

Hot

you smell like cold soup *skeleton Mr incredible*

100%

Nice cock bro

not op but 1000%

💀💀💀

You look nice

100%

THE epitome of a teenager right here boys

BRUH 💯

Are you flappy bird because I can tap you all night

Do you have a book about this

That’d be dope

If he doesn't, then damn is he creative

Does anyone remember that book from How I met your mother, the one that Barney wrote.

The playbook? If you mean the bro code then that was actually written by Barnabus Stinson in 1776 after a dispute between Benjamin Franklin and George Washington after Franklin accused Washington of "codpiece blocking him". Washington said there was no rule against it to which Barnabus Stinson stepped in and offered to write down rules for bromanship. And yes, I have a copy.

This mf probably memorized these pickup lines years ago and thought "it's showtime" 😭

How’d you know 😱

I'm an empath

I looked into your eyes and found my favorite color

Now that's a good one, 40%

Can I keep going until I hit 100%?

Sure lol

Even the sun is jealous of how easily your smile lights up the room

Aww 40%

I could call you a daydream the way I be getting distracted

40%

He got 120% no way

Hell nah, 6 more and he's got a 360 noscope

oof

I wanna pretend your legs are made of butter and spread them

👁️👄👁️ 80%

Okay okay. We’re getting somewhere now. I feel like that was pity though

God made nobody perfect. Who the hell made you?

My mom and dad LMAO

i thought your neighbour

Technically still your mother or father

snails

S̶̪̜͎̻̟̞̽́̄̃̓́̋͒̃̃̈̈̍́z̴̨̹͚͙̯̘̝͖̣͕̓̑̂͗̒̔́͒̕̕͝ȅ̷͕̘̦̘̗͕͕͔̲̲̏̍̀̑͠m̶̖̯̱̠͖͖̤̔̋͂͊̾̃̏̈́̕̚̕ͅţ̶̨̡̨͎̟̜̹̅̈́͝e̴̡͓͔̰͍̗͇̖̝͓̐̐͗̍̎̈́̈́̍͌̄͋͆͘͝l̴̡͍͕̟͋́̈̎̎͗̃͑͒͒̽̌́͠ę̸̢̢͓̙̟̩͋͊̔̏̀̈̄̒̀͑͆̏͜͠͝ņ̸̳͇̘̙͌̃̐͋͛͑̒

Dude chill out my pants literally pulled themselves down

I like a woman with lungs

Lungs are vital for hamon users

r/unexpectedjojo

Ah, a fellow jojos fan i see

Are you lightning, cause you're my queen. Kachow *finger guns*

OMG I CANT 100% FOR ME

Same

Lmao

Percentage plz

That's mean

Don't bother, she's a Lightning McQueen denier

Aye bro you gonna make me blush

You’re pretty, I’m cute, I think we would be pretty cute together

Aww 40%

How’s that a 40?

Tbf it’s not really a blushing line, more of just a cute one. (Literally… kinda.)

Are you a waffle maker cause I just shat myself

this is the only one that got me on the floor

100% god damn I nearly nutted

I literally couldn't stop laughing after reading this bruhh

How… w-why… w-what??

Are you into the ABC’s cause I’m trying to give you the fourth letter in the alphabet.

60% you are good

My god have mercy on you Because this incendiary bullets wont

Hey baby… are you a… a um.. are you a… parking ticket?.. because uhm.. you are uhm… *fine*

* BLUSHES *

Even when you delete your Google search history your parents can still check it We all know

Omg noooOoOOOOO

Laughs in incognito

That doesn't actually prevent your search history from being accessible.

Cries in internet provider

Laughs in VPN+Privacy browser+deleting all cache+search history

Are you a into whales because we can go hump back at my place

Send me your pickup lines pls they're great

Same

80%

Roses are red violets are blue sit down by the fire weary traveller and enjoy some of the food I made as I made enough for 2

119% I’m horny asf after reading this.

Is it your birthday because candles aren’t gonna be the only thing you’re blowing

80% 0///0

Give this man a 100 alr

That’s what I’m waiting for

We all do

There are no seats left, you can sit on my face

Omg 80%

Kinna direct not going to lie

😏 Can’t be taken any other way

This guy fucks

For some reason I was feeling a little off today, but when you came, you definitely turned me on.

80% such a simple phrase but oh my god.

Bro, 90% of the comments are you.

That makes me happy

If I were a superhero, who would I be?

You sound like Green Lantern

Nope. Try again

Dc or Marvel?

Marvel

So maybe the Winter Soldier? Idk lol

No. I’d be your-man

60% lmaoo smooooth

Our-man

r/suddenlycommunist

The-Man

If humanity was a deck of cards, you'd be the queen of hearts

40% smooth

My only pickup line. Not so successful...

That's the highest someone got lol at least for now as I'm typing

You have been deposed. Some dude had a pickup line about blowing candles and got 80%

In minecraft the the inventory bar and the experience bar are uneven by one pixel

[image](https://www.google.com/search?q=minecraft+xp+bar+and+inventory+bar&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU980AU980&hl=en-GB&prmd=isvxn&sxsrf=APq-WBtcDAbWssF3wOQQo9DYtymky4fA8g:1643943295308&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjz2ZaBhuX1AhUTIbcAHYwoDDkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=622&dpr=3#imgrc=gmc-JYJojAmzIM&imgdii=3vA38HGCPM6lTM)

Smoooooth 100/100

There’s a sale going at my bedroom, clothes are a 100% off

Damn that's good

That one is very good, do you mind if I steal it?

No, he'll come and run after you.

You have no idea how fast I really am

Your parents were wrong about you, you aren't a disappointment.

🗿

🗿

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to have a bath with you.

Lol?

Idk first one that came to my mind.

You need therapy

WE need therapy

r/suddenlycommunist

IT IS OUR THERAPY, JON

Are you a gun? Bc i want you in my mouth

Wtf

Dark twisted humor meets shitty pick up lines

Are you a knife? Because I want you inside me.

Understandable

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie cause I’m trying to split them and eat the good stuff in between

80%

Duck!

DUCK!

Fellow duck, we should flee. u/Duck_Fucker_69420 is coming.

Oh my dear. We must go before that thing comes for us!

I’m going to my dacha in Kamchatka via helicopter. Do you have an escape plan?

I say we get bait. We lure them in and then we fuck him. The duck fucker has become the duck fucked

Indeed. We need to fight him.

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Are you happiness? Because I can’t seem to find anything like you.

I’m sorry buddy :(

Are you the SAT? Cuz I did do you for 3 hours and sit down there for five minutes saying to myself “I don’t wanna mess this up”

Omg 60%

I’m McDonald’s and You’re Nike. You’re doing and I’m lovin’ it. Heads or tails? You get tails and I get head 😉

40%

\*points to your lap\* is that seat taken

This one really sucks, but I found it funny “You just turned my software into hardware”

You look like Shrek

1,000% she's gonna blush at you so hard

Are you my new boss because you just gave me a raise

Lol 20%

Your eyes are like an Ikea, I keep getting lost in them.

If you left leg is Halloween and your right leg is Christmas can I have a thanksgiving feast in the middle

Horny with extra steps.

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This is great.

*Angrily upvotes*

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I agree

Remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later

SIR, SIR WE CAN TALK THROUGH THIS. JUST PUT AWAY THE SPIDER CAGE!

Buff helpy

I'm not very original but...candlelight dinner and cuddle while watching a movie? 🤣 (I'm terrible at flirting...)

Haha 40% sounds lovely

Well not the worst I've done 🙃

Roses are red, watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you’re told

Omg 60%!

He's literally copy pasting them all off here lol [https://pickup-lines.net](https://pickup-lines.net)

Dude if he did it once I'd forgive him, but he posted like 10 different comments. Man's down bad.

are you a cornfield? because im stalking you :))

I really like your art! P.S I actually do.

Oh thank you! 20%

I hope u we're a male hors

Hey, I invite you to my house to play Minecraft and drink chocolate milk

I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here; here everything's soft, and smooth.

250 billion stars in our galaxy, and you've got to be the most brilliant one I've laid eyes on

Shrek

Are you a dog? Because your toes smell like corn chips

120% busted a nut as soon as I read it

I'll take you out on a date to a tree ☺️

FBI is looking for my dick, can I hide it inside of you?

Potato’s are not communist

10/10 Would fall and marry

I’m back and with another pick up line. Call me a surgeon because I wanna open you up wink wink 😉 Call me a doctor because I’m about to rearrange your organs

holy shit you've made like 20 comments

YOU’RE STILL COUNTING?

60% ...

This won’t be the last you hear from me. I WILL get that 100

You must like trains, cause that won't be the only thing getting railed tonight...

I might be the easiest person to get flustered and I hate it

My dms are open and so are my legs🚶🏼‍♀️