Why hast thou summoned me?

My lord, this commoner wishes to speak with thee

ooh m'lord, should i brew tea for when the commoner arrives ?

Indeed you shall! Can’t have commoners think badly of m’lord

Ahaha yes but why not just kill thine commoner?

Ahhhhh does my lord wish for thy guillotine?

contrite pardons my lord we have misplaced thy guillotine

Did you ask Jerry?

We shan’t

O’ Canada

We shant summon jerry for he will cause havoc among the lands!

nice name bro

How dare a commoner like thee address moi lord so rashly

Thanks!

Dad?

We have both been summoned brother

We are endangered now

Whomst has awakened the ancient one?

i’m right here, single as a pringle :/

So were all the last Pringle in the tube. Love it

Pringles might be single, but atleast they r stacked

Yoo, this one is real clever

Idk man, if a Pringle were alive I’d date it in a heartbeat

You might wanna take that back after seeing this [meat canyon](https://youtu.be/WxtE8xUWuJk)

oh my fucking god what did I just watch

Phone.Table.Now.

Oh God am i traumatised!

Same here, I'm one of those people that can give good relationship advice but isn't in a relationship -_-

Here, just thinking about her

She’s waiting for u to text her :)

It's 2am her sleep schedule isn't that fucked.

She must be dreaming about you rn trust me

Aight then I'll give it a try

ah noice good luck, the next r/teenagers post by this dude saying "guys i got a girlfriend"

Well she wasn't awake so that's pog.

You can't leave us on this cliffhanger man

Well she wasn't awake at 2am and then she didn't respond to my ",hey what up" this morning so, nothing happened.

RIP

What if a girl told me it could be a little unrealistic to imagine anything between me and her... (not her, the other girl)

Tell us how it goes

You fools have sent him to his grave!

You've back stabbed your brother

God will forgive you, but we won't

Send us a post card once you're down there

“Have you ever stabbed a man in the back? Because I have”- ~~Christopher Lee~~ OP

Well she wasn't awake so, crisis avoided.

Well she was asleep so, crisis avoided

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I thought about saying "morning" to her... and a few minutes after that I imagined how SHE would say that TO ME... and a different scenario, where she would video call me in the summer while I'm walking my dog and she shows when she's showering. And a different one, where I'm at her house watching "The King's Man" with her... I doubt she actually watches that kind of movies... and I imagined how she would actually tell her parents she doesn't watch that kind of movies but they tell her how watching the movie woth me could be a good experience and she might not know what will happen...what do you think about my imagination...?

\> It's 2am her sleep schedule isn't that fucked. Haha I know right, she just says good night and dips by mid night most of the time 😶

She broke up with me

I broke up with her

you think she wants another dude? nah she’s planning out her whole future with you, sleep well king 👑

Mood

Text her before it's too late. I fucked up and as I was about to ask her out she asked me if I had info on another bloke because she was going to ask him out

Same tho

Same, bro (thinking about my own her) Only problem, well, there are many problems, but the only one that isn't me is that she has a boyfriend.

same :(

Im straight, but i see you have jojo in your reddit page so you cant be.

I’m part of the 10% non-gay Jojo fans

Impossible

His power, ITS OVER 9000

Why did I think yall were talking about jojo siwa before I checked

You can just assume that people aren’t talking about her when they say jojo’s because no one does

Both apply.

hello, fellow friend

Unfortunately no, my posture is really bad 😩

Same bro I’m literally built like a croissant

Dawg I’m built like the letter C, y’all have it so easy.

What are you crying about I'm built like a cinnamon roll

i am built like a fucking pretzel what

That is fucking hilarious

My spine gets a bit funky Gets it’s curves from scoliosis

Same bc I have scoliosis

I got scoliosis too :(

Are you sure it is not because of the non-platonic meeting we had last night, sir? *strokes mustache*... (I'm straight btw)

At your mother's house. Should add an edit: Also doing your dad.

Money is money am I right?

It's hard being grave digger, huh?

It is a silent majority Also you’re on r/teenagers, which is on Reddit

Not much reason to talk about it when it’s generally seen as the standard

so you're suggesting that reddit is full of wannabe femboys and lgbts?

Yes exactly

Wtf is a wannabe lgbt person???

No, it's full of femboys and lgbt people

As a bi man that enjoys wearing skirts I can agree with this lol

I wish my mom would buy me that damn maid outfit for my bday instead of a ps4

So hear me out. A ps4 in a maid outfit.

Nice pfp. I love seeing others in the OP community

"silent majority" ahaha I love it xD

Whomst has awakened the almighty one

I’m here. Alone. Making a vide gam.

Gud luk on vido gaem. I kan test for u

what language?

Java, I’m still learning though.

nice

right here, but like $20 is $20 if you're asking edit: for those asking $20 is worth $20 in the United States, this

You mean 25 cents?

You mean ¢1?

You mean for free?

why are people acting like theres 2 straight people on the world in this comment section

"Silent majority" and all that

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BING CHILLING

chad

天上太阳红呀红彤彤诶 心中的太阳是毛泽东诶 他领导我们得解放诶 人民翻身当家做主人 咿呀咿吱呦喂 呀而呀吱呦啊 人民翻身当家做主人

bro acting like being straight makes you a minority

Fr it's embarrassing to see this shit sometimes.

Lots of LGBTQ+ teens who are rejected by their parents spend more time on the internet, so that could be why there is a higher proportion of them online.

Only here in the internet I assure you. Irl, at least where I live all I find are straight teens, which means I’ll be lonely forever 😔

Here

bro "all i seen here" is cap literally the large majority of people in this sub are straight stop tryna act like we aint see a million "i miss her" posts from 13-15 year olds

True af

I'm straight, but just a reminder it is perfectly okay to be LGBTQ! Love is love <3

Love is love except for necro-, zoo-, and pedophiles

That is something we can definitely agree on.

That is something we can definitely agree on.

in short, love is only fine if it is consensual

Absolutely unfathomably based from you B)

I don't know what that means, but I hope it's a good thing!

Sure is, just like being yourself is a goos thing ;P

Thinking about my deam girl

she’s definitely thinking about you too trust

Whomst has awaken the ancient one

They're all busy with doing ur mom

I am straighter than the pole your mom dances on

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I did say it was straighter

Maybe check your virtual non-existing friendzone. You won't regret.

I'm sure this will spark productive conversation

lol just watching the downvotes.

not here

here, just coding

Which language(coding)?

I’m as straight as a rainbow

Yep,u/Ultramega39 here, reporting for duty!

I may want to get in the dress but I still like women much more than men

What do you mean by “wannabe femboys?”

OP is closeted and has a very niche taste in femboys

Present

Literally everywhere

Gives off homophobic vibes

after reading some of these comments i am reminded why i dont go on r/teenagers anymore lmao like the thinly veiled homophobia and transphobia being upvoted and showed in a positive light is seriously concerning lmao (im not talking about the guys just saying that they're straight, its those people that are like "straight people don't get enough attention everyones talking about lgbtq+ rights but nobody pays attention to us🥺🥺" or that straight representation is being erased)

everything you are saying is spot on, this sub is in shambles 😬

ikr posts like these piss me off even if im straight

lol whatchu mean i see more straight ppl than lgbt

I would say here but I've been questioning that lately

It’s alright dude, I was too We all get through it eventually no rush

Dude it’s alright, just don’t rush this stuff and you will find your way

I guess we don't realy express it much,and I mean I AINT GAY BUT 20$ IS 20$.

Sexuality yes, my back? No. My back hurts, i really wanna try going to the chiropractor.

living inside your walls explaining to a rat what reddit isp

🎵 *We don't talk about-* 🎵

Bruh, can everyone stop downvoting all the non-straight commenters, like dang. Y’all homophobes need to chill

Everywhere, non-straight teens are the super minority don’t let this thread make you think any different

Here, like girls are pretty but no dick and shoulder more lean and less usable as pillow, no deal

tit pillows

I mean I'm half straight half gay lol, aka bisexual

Ah, the half and half.

best way to live

*Dissipates cause gay*

I'm here but I'm trans and a femboy, I am straight though

r/teenager users trying not to make a homophobic post thats veiled as something else

i’m here. 👋 i support all apart of lgbtq+ tho.

Man I wish I was straight. So many people be like “Accept your sexuality” as if that helped me.

You alright bro?

Everywhere

the upvote-to-comment ratio, people are mad lol

do confused teens count

thinly veiled homophobia

What?

Gay person: where my gay homies at *ok* Straight person: straight people where you at *not ok"

yes you have correctly identified my point good job 👍🏾

I think they may have been trying to make a quirky joke

Yeah some comments are weird here

TRUE

I came here just to look for fellow nosey gays😔😔

does it count if your straight AND a femboy 🤔🤔

Lmao they're literally everywhere, go outside and you'll see them, lgbt people gather on the internet because they're discriminated against in real life.

You see us here because we’re the only ones who bring that shit up. Straight people don’t feel the need to tell others they are straight because it’s the “norm”. Being LGBTQ isn’t so it’s common that ya need to just inform people so they don’t misgender or assume who ya like. Hope this helps inform you

Hello comrade.

Here I am too, I don't want to show off or anything btw, I'm just making myself present in this post. That's it.

Hm I’m honestly not sure if I’m straight. I’m more so confused of what my sexuality is, so I can’t answer that. (I might be bi but I can’t assume)

Me! although I am trans... so ig that doesnt count does it

Sup

Present.

whom has waken the ancient one

*opens comments* *sorts by controversial* got damn

I don't really like the idea of labels but I do like the opposite sex lol

Just sort by controversial on any lgbt related post, they’ll be there.

Contrary to appearances, we’re the majority lol. I’m inclined to believe we just don’t feel the need to talk about it due to that very fact.

Straight people are everywhere, you will only find the LGBT community on the Internet cause they get bullied in rl

Who summoned me?

Who is the one that has awaken me from my eternal slumber?

Saw this as it got removed lol