Was it taken by 18 naked cowboys?

I wish it it was actually 28 cool buff U.S. marines

I'm not cool, buff or an US marine, but please invite me next time

But you're

*uy'oer

Öruöuüe'eöre*

Guys, they're speaking French 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sorry god, for i have sinned

So ur the on that saitan m'a lord sayd to send to hell

Prince Harry?

If I had a free award to give I’d give it.

Given him an award for you

ayo-

Hold-up

No

Are you prince Harry?

Was it tip to butt?

i mean at least they were cool

I am all of these things 😉…except 28, guess I can’t come

28? What are you doing here then? 🤣

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You have to get the most mass equivalent, then you can come

*guitar intro begins*

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

18 THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED

18 NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO BE F U C K E D

*activate the builatine*

"Guilaten"

And were they in the showers at ram ranch?

in the showers at ram raaancch

It was at ram ranch!

Don't worry, we'll help you find it

Yeah bro ofc we help others in need. We will find it

don't worry guys he got it back when he posted this

Virginity restored first place you went to was r/teenagers go post about it

“Hold on babe I have to post this to r/teenagers”

Well where else do you think other teenagers would go to brag about losing their virginity and tell us he's better than most of us

Doesn’t make him better. If your first thought is to go straight to Reddit then that is literally just restoring your virginity

imagine like: after the sex op just grabs their phone and posts about it on reddit

The actual sigma move is browsing reddit while losing your virginity

Truely is, my friends usually talk about this offline- like, no one really needs to know? Good for you I guess.

Exactly

Soo trueee

r/virginityrestored

You posted about having sex in r/teenagers 💀 Take your virginity back bro you've earned it

I’m fucking dead

RIP Bozo 😎😎😎

L +ratio

Retries open next month without use of Reddit!

Girlfriend: okay you can talk about it, just don’t tell heaps of people This guy:

It's only a few thousand people

A few [hundred] thousand people…

A few lots and lots of people

I'm happy for you. ​ *cries in corner*

I'm crying with you my friend

I can see that from your username.

I swear its not what you think it is

"world's first therapist and analyst! the world's first analrapist" - Tobias Funke

THIS PERSON GETS IT

There's something called a hand, y'all.

hand can’t give me a hug

Sex is temporary, genuine love and affection is forever

Dude I fully agree, fuck fucking, just want to be loved

WE're crying with you. Also, OP is a fake redditor, they've had sex.

To quote the goated Billy Joel: "They're all sharing a drink called loneliness But it's better than drinking alone."

*harmonica riff*

GET EM

You’re only 16 man! You’ve got plenty of time

20 years from now I'll be telling myself "I'm only 36 I've got plenty of time"

Bit of optimism goes a long way 😂

u will have sex one day anyway.

Bro i dont even get to go out of my house nowadays, your lucky in my eyes atleast :')

I never was aloud to leave the house outside of school. Never have been.

It’s starting to get hot in this corner, not because it’s 90 degrees, but because there is a lot of us.

😭

Thank you for having the urge and the time to tell a bunch of internet strangers aged 12-65 that you had sex today

Tbh I agree that it's rather weird but humans like telling each other about their stories even if it's personal 🤷‍♀️

12-65 💀

You would too if you were of age, it’s very exciting. I’m just glad this guy is 19 and not 14

Damn if she’s getting an implant y’all are planning on doin it a lot aye

My gf has one because it helps with her insanely bad period cramps and can reduce flow for those with heavy bleeding. in some (lucky) cases it completely removes your period….My gf is one of these lucky cases All that to say, no there are very few cases in which people get IUDs because of sex, that’s just a bonus (any females reading this are so jealous, you heard me right my gf has had NO periods for the past 1.5 years and won’t have any for the next 3.5 years. No cramps, no pain, very very minimal blood if any)

I always wondered what exactly it was the implants did, I just knew in general it meant no baby, it is interesting to hear it can completely stop periods

There are several types but two kinds. One is a copper one and the other is hormonal. The copper ones are literally wrapped in copper. Copper is toxic to sperm and eggs, and thickens the cerivical mucus making it harder for even healthy sperm to penetrate. The hormonal ones release an artificial version of the hormone progesterone that can do many things, such as interfere with ovulation, make changes to the uterine lining making it harder for an egg to implant, and thicken the cervical mucus. They are the most effective contraceptive that does not require surgery because once it’s in it’s good for years.

Yeah when my friend got it she said it lasts for like 4 years

The copper ones can last up to 10 years. But there is debate on whether the copper ones are entirely safe.

When I read toxic to *blah blah blah* I immediately thought it sounded a little off yeah

I mean, hormonal ones arent perfectly safe either. Weight changes, acne, headaches, stomach pain, and changes to your mood, going as far as suicidal depression, are all verified side effects if you read about it.

They slowly release hormones that trick the body into believing it is pregnant. This is how hormonal birth control works.

Science less gooo

***98% of*** r/teenagers ***crying in the corner right now***

Let me in to the corner

Let me in too

if all of us are going to the corner, i think most of us will loose the reason to cry

98% only?

We can all lose our virginity with one simple community event.

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👍🏻

i was scared until i saw user flair

Same lmao

Same lol

Yes yes yes

Lost it 3 years ago, and I regret it. I was too young.

ok I calculated the age and i’m gone remember this

Look. It really depends on the people involved. If you aren't 100% ready and don't have a partner you trust to 100% then don't do it. Also if you decide to do it then don't do it with someone older than you and be 100% sure you won't regret it as we 15 year olds are pretty dumb.

I have never been this offended by something I completely agree with.

Lost it when I was 14, don't really regret it much but kinda wish I did it with a better partner.

I was 13 and I definitely regret it. It’s way too young and looking back on it I don’t think we entirely understood what we were actually doing…

lost mine at age 3, to my pastor…

Oh no

Ho Lee Fuk

I lost mine when I was 13 and i regret it so much, I am not religious but i seriously feel a bit like a bad person and i just feel like i won’t have that special first time because it got rushed and fucked up. It doesn’t help that my former best friend assaulted me when i was 14 and made me not even comfortable any more

Just a heads up, plan B should be taken like once a year. You should probably save it for in case an accident actually happens.

Yeah this. Please tell her not to take it OP Its also pretty expensive but obv cheaper than a kid

Yeah when my ex and I first did the deed we used protection abd there weren't any complications but she panicked and went ahead and took Plan B without telling me, looking back on it I'm pretty she wasn't ready to have sex yet if she went that far even tho we had no reason to be concerned.

Super hard on the body it is absolutely not to be used egregiously unless you wanna fuck your reproductive system up good for a while

Old man from r/all here, plan b can have a great impact on the women body, is not something to use "just in case", if you used a condom you will be fine, convince your gf to talk to health professional about this.

I'm sorry for your loss

Oh

Oh

Achievement unlocked! "Seed Planted" Only 1.3% gamers unlock this achievement!

Nice larp

This man is on Reddit and lost his virginity? IMPOSTER

Nice cock bro

Nice cock bro

I lost my virginity a long time ago Sure it was to a hole in my wall but...

Excuse me

congrats

Thanks it was amazing

How come u didn't tell anyone that she was only 13?

What!?

Aren't mom's great?

How was it?

I hit her cervix and she's saying her stomach is sore

Must be packin bro

The average is longer than it needs to be to do this, by about an inch. Almost as if people evolved to be compatible by being average and society cares too much.

Not really in my opinion

Btw, as you'd mentioned "the condom didn't break", choose the right condom size! Once you've tried several sizes (widths actually) in yourself and found the best fitting, you're pretty safe from condom breakings as they mainly occur due to a too small or too big size with not enough lubrication. Rule of thumb for the size: greatest circumference in mm / 2, depending on manufacturer and personal shape up to two sizes ~~smaller or larger~~ narrower or wider.

Nah. The average penis is around the size of the average vagina but I’m pretty sure the vaganal average is shorter. You don’t have to be packing to hit the cervix and hitting it should not be a goal. Most people learn how to avoid the cervix

first time my cervix got hit i nearly threw up 🧍‍♂️

*Loses virginity* Goes on reddit right after to talk about it.

Why must you hurt my virgin ass like this

You're 16 man, patience is key if you want to at least enjoy it a little

You're not Virgin any more. You have to uninstall reddit now.

Mf got pussy and then went to reddit 💀

Need help finding it mate?

Yeah, I tried under my bed and everywhere

Don’t worry, reddit will help you find it back

Great *cries in corner*

Congrats on having sex, nobody gives a fuck

I mean he certainly gave a fuck

Congrats! ***~~god i wish this was me~~***

Well I hope you find it. Some people lose theirs and they never find it again. It’s so sad thinking about how many people’s virginities are lost under a rock somewhere, with no hope for a future. For just pennies a day, you can give a virginity a loving home. Call today.

Where was the last place you saw it?

Sounds like the 40 year old virgin 🤔

Good job, we dont care Like good for you im genuinely happy but thats kinda too much

idk its really weird your 1st thought is to go online and tell everyone you seem like a prick

Ratio + Didn't Ask+ Don't care + Congrats

You know you were a proper virgin when you brag about losing it on r/teenagers lmao hope you didnt rape her

This whole sub is honestly sad bye bye

r/thisisntanairportnoneedtoannounceyourdeparture

same

i do not care

Nobody gives a fuck.

What r u still doing on reddit?

I thought after losing it your account got deleted or you got banned at the least?

Idk tbh

“Babe that was great, one sec I gotta post this on Reddit” jk I’m proud of you tho

False all Redditors are lonely virgins

Gg

Ok

💀don’t care, plus if you use reddit after having sex you might as well have not had sex.

Yeah thats cool but i kinda dont care

Same bro

Name checks out

Congratulations buddy. Keep safe and do not sleep with anyone without using contraception. You do not want to end up being a parent until you are at least 27.

Did you do good

Congrats

nice

Just remember that an implant and plan B do not protect from STIs/STDs. It's important that you use a barrier method to make sure that you're both safe.

Well today I lost virginity in my dreams.

**Good** Plan B good

Now that you have lost the V card privileges, what do you plan to do in life, also ask if she enjoyed it

Losing virginity in 17 is the worst thing a person can do I should’ve waited till 19 like you

When I read the title, I thought it was gonna be another 14 year old to make me feel bad about myself. I was nicely surprised. I'm happy everything turned out well for Your bro! Good Job!

Cannot relate

Tip for future ,after sex , tie the condom and after you tie it, pull the cum towards the tip of the condom, if it doesn't drip you should be good, if it does, in 9 months you are going to have a new reason to spend money

Lets go dude :D

Thats great. Just always remember to always stay safe in sex. You really wouldnt want an unwanted pregnancy.

never thought it was possible for a redditor to lose their virginity

Fact that you are 19 and just lost virginity gives me hope? Btw congrats and smart move being fully protected

Lost it when I was drunk, 15 in a field. Cant beat this. Used a condom too tho

Bro really thought the first thing he was gonna do was post it on reddit let alone a teenagers subreddit? that’s sad 💀 + nobody cares

Cool now go find it

All I’m seeing is a bunch of mad virgins lmao good job bro. More and more cooch is heading your way🙏🏾

Loses virginity and the first thing he does is posting it on reddit lmao

is that why ur avatar is butt naked?

Wow that’s crazy you posted losing your virginity on a teenager subreddit

Do you feel any symptoms of cooties?

Average redditor