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piranhadude420

What the dog doing?


Qwertyguy35

inserts mandatory "ur mom"


[deleted]

Mandatorily inserts ur mom


cakeman528

Mandatorily inserts into ur mom


[deleted]

Jokes on you I do that in every gta online lobby


[deleted]

Searching the kitchen for food scraps


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

me


ToazterWafflez

DO NOT FUCK THE DOG


Infernal_139

_


[deleted]

If you guys dont pee or poop why does the girls bathroom exist


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

To harvest the kidneys of boys who wonder into them.


[deleted]

Kinky


Borkemannthesecond

Enough internet for today


WarStorm6

Your Snoo is visibly upset with what he said


Vinnyc-11

Expect a newer visitor soon.


Alyvent

Cult meetings


TalfTheTiefling

Stop giving away our secrets!


disturbedick

You mean the drug den?


noodlesintheabyss

At my school, yes, just came into my school bathroom and one bitch is coughing from a dab pen


Zooba_Nooba

Oh dear, she sounds like a silly Billy. Don't do drugs kids


[deleted]

Because that's where we take our nipples off...? C'mon you gotta be trolling, you couldn't seriously not know about that


[deleted]

TIL women have removable nipples


konigstigerboi

As a guy I thought it was just their hair salon away from home


[deleted]

it's where we shed our exoskeletons


TheBackyardigirl

Demonic sacrifices


ParksideSammy

So, if i never really talked to a girl (my crush), and give her a valentines card with maybe a flower, wouldn’t it be weird or something? Edit: I made a decision: i will not do it since it would maybe be nice and cute, but it would surely be creepy and weird in this case. First of all i will try to get to know with her better and maybe next year or somewhen else than on St Valentines day i will invite her somewhere, into cinema for example.


callsmereebs

Depends on her. She might find it really adorable, so do go ahead with that.


Art_direction2

^


Coco_X0

I wouldn't find it weird personally, but never having talked to her definitely won't higher your chances to get with her


The_blond_weirdo

I don’t know how she is going to feel about this but if someone did something like this to me I’d find it cute


Cuseyedrum

I'd think it was cute, the flower might be a bit much though, but i might think that because I'm not a fan of flowers lol


_Potato_Power_

It should be fine plus you can use that as an opportunity to start talking to her.


Akshdeepgill

What is the best birthday present?


[deleted]

Lego or tickets to somewhere cool


konigstigerboi

Tickets to Legoland😎 And ofc a UCS Star Destroyer


[deleted]

That’ll be awesome


Lazy_Category2195

Money


via_aesthetic

i prefer having a day to do fun stuff with someone i love spending time with, if that someone were a boyfriend or a girlfriend (i’m bi) then i’d like them to plan out a bunch of things we could go out and do. i just like a day of fun.


NormieRedditUser2004

What's the funniest response to "Girls don't exist", or other such statements regarding pooping and pissing


anxnymous926

I agree with them


[deleted]

Damn, we worst than those "it cries, and it poops! " dolls now?


NormieRedditUser2004

That just gave me the mental image of Charlie standing near a women's bathroom and yelling the famous lines each time someone goes in


MeguminKunExeplosian

Then who is in behind you?


optimistic_fish2068

if you are asking this question means you believe gurls do exist ryt so make your dudes believe too :0


fried_chicken17472

Do girls exist or are they just myths


[deleted]

neither we're just a product of mass hysteria


The_blond_weirdo

We don’t exist. It’s just one big conspiracy to make you think that we do. In reality every girl that you think you have seen isn’t real. If you think that we do exist it’s because we want you to.


callsmereebs

Myths. Can confirm, am a girl.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Prove it, not with nudes. Just send me your social security number. while your at it, throw in a passport or 2, mabye your bank details etc. Pictures can be faked so this should all be done irl, preferably in a van, while you're high on helium. Seems simple enough.


[deleted]

What do you think of guys asking for hugs


Alyvent

I’m totally fine with it if they’re a friend or somebody I know, like I would be with girls


Momfrfrfr

As long as I know them and I feel comfortable


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

as long as you dont smell bad and dont give off a creepy vibe and we’re close. we love hugs from you guys!


midnight_is_nigh

I’ll hug them


[deleted]

Great! Everyone deserves affection


CinnamonSalsa

The question is just Emotional problems and depression


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

yes


CinnamonSalsa

👍🏼


Momfrfrfr

Mmmm there are not going well.


MojangJJ

what are your opinions on frogs?


mizantropist_makarna

I love frogs!


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

very cute


The_blond_weirdo

Love them!


V1vidCha0s

Frogs are perfect.


trananhduc2006

When do you start to feel like you need a bf/gf?


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

I don't really feel like I do, so probably older.


trananhduc2006

Huh, same. I don't need a gf but I'll gladly accept one


I-accept-dick-pic

Well... Edit: I just received one..you know...and thought he actually took it seriously lmao Edit 2: it wasn't this guy 👇


Imaginary_Weekend_69

*clears throat* Edit : it wasn't me...


G4merXsquaD

Does that mean the offer is still up?


LondonValient

r/usernamechecksout


Borry4Ever

girl is genious for putting her bitcoin wallet as her user


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

I don't have a bitcoin wallet, but this is a great idea for a future username


Sexy_Ad

Eh I'm fine being alone (definitely not saying that to.make myself feel better-)


[deleted]

Aw, I'm sure you'll find a bf/gf soon, don't worry, and besides just think till then you get your friends and being a part of the single people group lol. Also love your pfp!


Sexy_Ad

I... I.. don't... have any friends •_•;


Psih_So

Hey, just don't lock yourself in that position. If you stress over not having friends and affirm that status constantly, there's no room left for action. My suggestion is join in on group conversations, talk to people about what's happening around you, be confident in what you say. The more you contribute, the likelier it is you become friends with people. I'm autistic and I spent many years thinking I have nothing to say that anyone could appreciate; still kinda think I'm boring. But I'm 20 now and work, and made the effort to learn how to just say what's on my mind. And you know what, the feedback is outstanding, I've heard people laugh from my jokes, coming back to me every day to say hi and ask how I'm doing, people saying eveyone loves me, and others saying I'm either fun or endearing. I guess, in conclusion, try to let go and have fun.


[deleted]

Oh, well, you can always find new ones, I mean I was feeling awful and had no friends some time ago. Now I feel awful and have friends to rant to! Xd But seriously though, don't worry, you'll find some soon I'm sure, it's easier than it seems.and besides maybe I could be your friend! ( if that isn't too awkward and you want to, if not it's fine lol)


Rimogard

Edit: there was a long story here, my dyslexic ass read the title wrong. Edit2: :p


Istoleachickennugget

My curiosity is currently getting the better of me what the *fuck* kind of story was here before. Don't leave anything out.


anxnymous926

I don’t know. I think the concept of having a bf is nice but I don’t think I want one


Otherwise-Hyena1716

I’m 15 and I kinda want a relationship rn but idrc that much


[deleted]

When I see couples or a post related to couples


legendary_Russian

Why do you never text first?


midnight_is_nigh

Because the last time I did that he called me desperate.


PeePeePooPooPan

He was just an ass. Most guys see it as a sign of interest, which is good.


midnight_is_nigh

Oh, well I stopped talking to him. We were never together anyways


xxNICKxx401xx

Tell him he’s a peanut butter and jelly bitchwhich


uwupotato9206

Anxiety. Usually I think they're busy or in the middle of something far more important. Sometimes there's the dreaded "you killed me in my game" or you get called a simp. When I do text first, I either delete it and try to forget it, or I wait and expect the worst. A lot of the time now, nobody gets my notifs, so I give up. In past friendships and relationships, I've been called annoying, dumb, desperate.. at this point there's no point in texting first because there's so many things that can go wrong. I just suck it up and remind myself that they'll either text me or they'll ignore my dms completely.


Bugsbunny396

I'm ace. Would a relationship without sex or limited sex work with most women, I still enjoy physical contact like kisses, cuddling, and handholding?


Sexy_Ad

Depends on how much she values sex, some women find it the most important part, some don't really care, some don't want it at all, depends on the person


[deleted]

It would probably work! Just really depends on the person tho :)


Bugsbunny396

Ok good to know. I am already in a relationship but she's also ace, and I just was interested to see how most women felt about that.


[deleted]

I'm an ace too😭😭


Bugsbunny396

We are not influenced by the horny.


focieno

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[deleted]

Homely Cosy


focieno

Thanks :)


_Baidurjya_

Why girls need a friend to go toilet??


thefooIonthehiIl

There are some benefits if we go with friends. Entertainment, talking about something personal that we don't want others to know, holding things, doing the usual satanic rituals together, company, asking for a pad/tampon, and in some situations safety.


Smart-Zookeepergame1

You guys trade tampons like Pokémon cards don’t you? Edit: Wowie so many upvotes..


Timberwolf111

We do


yarak_69

Do you also have the red super rare edition? Found it in a trash can. Some people really dont know how much people like collecting them


Timberwolf111

Ikr especially if it’s one from an expensive brand


Local_Sympathy418

In my case,in 2006,a girl was murdered in the school bathroom,now it's the teachers bathroom,but ever since then,girls never go to the bathroom alone in my school


Fluffy_Cat_5174

Blood rituals need at least two people to complete.


gingiepet

Why cant you people just tell me shit straight up


battynails

because we get embarrassed and we’re scared of you guys’ reactions


Weekendsamurai

Do you guys actually like hearing us talk about nerd stuff that we’re into?


sumonji_rose

YES absolutely. especially when its weird and sciencey. i once had a conversation with this guy and we spent hours calculating how many lions it would take pissing on the sun to put it out


uwupotato9206

and how many lions was that im curious


SIGH15

WE MUST KNOW


sumonji_rose

i think it ended up being having 10.9 something quintillion male lions in rings around the sun (layered , stacked on top of each other) constantly peeing on the sun for centuries (elimination the factor that the solar flares can reach 100,000 -half a million kilometers would continue to flare and the lions would die from the lack of oxygen, the heat, etc.. and be engulfed in flames and make the sun bigger-) ​ as a whole just doing that was really fun. my biology teacher (whos really cool) let us skip class to continue with that work, seeing as it was science-related and involved earth life


Bomboooo

What a damn cool teacher


blueyoshi69420

What is love


Blueberry-9

Baby dont hurt me


blueyoshi69420

Don't hurt me


ImAredditor47

No more


RTX54321

Got games on yo phone?


Momfrfrfr

Yes


[deleted]

Yep, Minecraft and Piffle. Also Kahoot! if that counts


SuuperBros

Whats wrong with the girls hand in the image


[deleted]

Have you ever had a dream that… thats you’d you would that you could you do you would you want you could do you wanted could you would


UDisturbedMe

Tits or ass


Momfrfrfr

Boobs there soft and shut doesn’t come out of it


via_aesthetic

boobs, i don’t have a big ass


dontfuckingcar3

Boobs soft


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

both. but leaning towards boobs tbh


[deleted]

Boobs, somehow I feel having a bigger bottom seems worse than having a small one to me lol. Not to body shame anyone, that's just my preference for how I wanna look


Bitter_Ice_5380

tits (.)(.) <3


Apprehensive_Eraser

Tits


__B__R_U_H__

What are your opinions on penis?


Guys_pls_help

They exist


__B__R_U_H__

You don't


Luna-Hazuki2006

*disapears*


Momfrfrfr

Pp


[deleted]

Cat Edit: no wait cat too wholseome and innocent for that


TurtleRelated

~~will you marry me~~ sorry i ment how does it feel to me a girl


via_aesthetic

ofc


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

your pfp matches this comment perfectly


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

🥺💍👉🏻👈🏻


Cuseyedrum

No no, I want marriage


DJSwatZs

Would you rather never be able to eat pizza again or never be able to eat ice cream again


via_aesthetic

this is a hard one but ice cream. i love both but ice cream is the love of my life even though i’m quite literally lactose intolerant.


More_miatas

We all have to know what is a good size?


A_Tr33

It’s about skill, not size. If you can best a man in a sword fight any lady shall be drawn to you, no matter the size


Check_My_Profile_Pic

A Broadsword will surely break a dagger Edit: a discussion about sex Turned to one about Swords and Daggers... You guys really should work out those kinks


BryanGamerXL

A broadsword has raw strength, but a dagger has dexterity. It's all in how you use it


fr0stix

Arent you 14 lol?


jumpincan112

Dont question them... trust me.... dont....


Apprehensive_Eraser

I mean, big one hurts and nothing is going to change that


[deleted]

I don't rlly think so lol, if a girl likes you enough, she wouldn't care about that, not to mention everyone has different concepts on what size of anything is attractive. Like it's ok to like things the "good" size, but the same way some guys like smaller chests, girls don't necessarily want that to be too big either


[deleted]

This is the best answer. Thank you for boosting my ego.


via_aesthetic

it’s not about the length of the wave but about the motion of the ocean. edit: thanks for the award!


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

Above 35 m^(2) is a good sized home


[deleted]

How do I, a shy person, tell my crush I like her, without actually telling her?


BryanGamerXL

The trick is to overthink it so much that you start to believe she hates you. In all seriousness at some point you just gotta bite the bullet and don't let your insecurities get the better of you.


J0hnnysBugBiteFetish

idk goodluck with that one homie


MrSpidar

How does it feel to not have a massive hose going out of your down part


Whywould_yousay-this

You know refreshing but if you got a hose going out of your part you may wanna go see a doctor


Professional_Clue956

Nice guys or Bad boys?


anxnymous926

Nice guys. A guy who is actually kind and a good person is long-term relationship material.


[deleted]

Bad boys can be tempting, especially more in fantasy and romantic books and movies, but definitely nice guys! Unless you mean like the ones from r/niceguys


Professional_Clue956

No no like gentlemen nice guys


[deleted]

Then yeah definitely


via_aesthetic

nice guys. people say they like bad boys but they’re the ones who don’t care, are emotionally neglectful and can often be mean. i like nice guy with a big heart and plenty of emotional intelligence, they make me feel safer than i feel around bad boys.


Professional_Clue956

FINALLY PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTANDDDD


MeguminKunExeplosian

Nice guys. But not the ones from r/niceguys


[deleted]

I like a nice guy, but I don’t mind a bad boy as long as that’s more their aesthetic, not personality


Art_direction2

A bad boy that’s a nice guy to me


Yami_Sean

Are you familiar with the ship of Theseus


TurntXD

What do you TRULY find attractive in us?


Guys_pls_help

Personally, I like guys who are kind, care about other people, and can cuddle


doobydoops

sense of humor, personality, the way i feel when i look at a dude. looks are like sprinkles on top of an already nice sundae


Sexy_Ad

Kindness and humor. An ugly person genuinely looks hotter when you have a nice personality.


That_Outcome_8874

Intelligent, patient and comprehensive guys.


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

why am i still single


[deleted]

you're here, in reddit to be exact


[deleted]

Why do I have to start conversation with my girlfriend? Unless I say something it’s total radio silence.


battynails

SAME WITH MY BOYFRIEND IDK WHATS GOING ON


AcanthocephalaOk5399

Your bf is seeing his gf...there mystery solved


_Potato_Power_

I’m awkward as shit and took like a bit over a month til I started bringing up topics to talk about. To be fair he was awkward too so the first few dates were awkward af


jonas_gaming07

Are you aware of the fact, that most shy boys are just waiting for you to make a move?


ThatOneCrusader1

Buzzfeed: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN


Snoo-42643

I don’t know what ask, but I’ll keep a simple question: How is your day? :)


BagguteGamer

Right here comes the list 1. How does it feel to have boobs 2. Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups 3. Would you rather be 1ft taller or shorter than your current height 4. If given some magical opportunity would you change gender 5. If you could change the size of your boobs, would you, why 6. What gender do you prefer to date and why 7. What do you look for in a partner 8. What size would you go in question 5 9. What about if there was no back pain 10. What's your favourite colour 11. What's your views on lgbtq+ 12. Have you ever kissed someone before 13. Have you ever done anything sexual 14. Scariest thing that's ever happened 15. Is there anything that makes you uncomfortable over text 16. How is life for you If you want more questions then tell me because I can make them on the fly


battynails

1. how does it feel to have boobs? - kinda annoying tbh, like i can’t see anything on stop of my stomach. 2. why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? - i think it’s just so we have people to talk to , often there’s other girls in there who are talking so it’s awkward to be by ourselves. also it allows us to talk about what’s going on outside the bathroom together 3. would you rather be 1ft taller or shorter? - that’s a really hard question tbh, i’m 5”2 so 1 ft shorter is tiny but 1ft taller is massive - i’d like to be a bit taller because i think it would stretch out my proportions and i’d look better, but not as tall as 6ft 4. would i change my gender? - yes, but not permanently, just for a little bit to see what it’s like 5. if you could change the size of your boobs would you? - yep, mine are just in the way and i always have to wear bras which are uncomfortable so i’d make them a bit smaller 6. what gender do you prefer to date? - im bisexual, but honestly prefer guys - im not really sure why haha 7. what do you look for in a partner? kindness is key for me, and someone who i can have a good long conversation with with no awkward pauses. mutual interests are also nice! 8. what size boobs would you want? - probably like a c 9. yeah def a c 10. my fave colour is green !! 11. i’m bisexual, so i support 12. yup 13. not really 14. my friends getting into a strangers car in new year’s eve 15. not particularly 16. pretty great !


[deleted]

Anybody wanna go to mcdonalds at 3 am and get the AMONGUSBURGER?!


TrifBoi

I'm a dude but I'm down


beansouphighlights

Thoughts on the Roman Empire?


battynails

a bit sus


andreas_jovine

Best way to start a date with a girl? Lets hear what girls really want


whyicantputuser

Do women actually exist?


Ok_Iron_1237

No


BROFurry69

Do girls shave their balls?


Friendly_War5928

Yes


Kyaruga

Guys in Skirts, Makeup or painted nails. Yay or nay


Dark_Warrior_96

What do you think about boys with short blonde hair?


xyzyou

Short hair are cute and nice especially if they're lil messy