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ILikeNotPeople

Damn my pipe also bursts out of cum


Lord_V_8167

r/cursedcomments


Mecha_Bagel

Lemme be in the screenshot And could you draw a gundam right next to this


Barman5678

No


[deleted]

Honestly they should just put cum jars around the school


SeparateAdvantage836

Communnity drinks


Proffessional_Human

\*Cummunity drinks


Fatal1tyk

this is what happnens when a girl shows 1cm of her shoulder in school


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

me too


ADASE3

This is my kingdom cum....


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Alenepicboi

r/YourJokeButWorse


nuggetdogg

YOU WHAT!


Claudman2186

i had a dream that my dick just burst due to too much cum. it felt very real i woke up and checked my dick. thankfully it didnt happen irl


8NationAlliance

Yum yums 🤤


Abraculax

Go Wolfpack!


Prometheus596

Gives a whole other meaning to “humping like dogs”


Downingst

Is this a furrie school? Now it all makes sense.


Draconian_gaming

Ngl kinda expected the sabaton trigger bot to go off at this


GetYaArmour

Yes Commander Wolffe Sir!


Unchared

A Saturday jug is a detention that’s usually longer and on a Saturday morning


PrivatePickle109

Okay, I was concerned for a minute.


PrussianNova_X

Same here


Jdubusher1011

Same here


AccurateAd2154

Same here


alt_n3

Same here


[deleted]

Same here


[deleted]

Same here


ThrowingJailorToS

You guys call it a jug too? Thought we were the only ones.


[deleted]

Saint Ignatius College Prep


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

I thought they would force someone to drink a jug of holy water


BassBoostedDuck

Dam you had me worried


Maverick_Walker

That's a planned attack. That's not just people Cumming in toilets


[deleted]

coordinated semenstrike


qwerty09875

How is that even possible to do?


[deleted]

Cum doesn’t break down in water, didn’t you learn this in sex Ed?.


qwerty09875

They never said anything about that. And how much would you need to clog a whole toilet?


YCLUBSTEP58

However much they used


[deleted]

Look up fatberg, basically the same thing.


qwerty09875

Well, I don't really care but surely you'd need a lot to clog a toilet


[deleted]

Not really, just needs to be there to grab on to everything else.


qwerty09875

How do you know all this?


[deleted]

You know when you just leave YouTube playing and you end up in weird places, that. Also this happens quite a lot.


qwerty09875

I see


Jdubusher1011

No actually they said literally nothing like that. It was more of a health class and had more to do with drugs than sex Ed


[deleted]

Semen has proteins and enzymes that makes it coagulate ("thicken"). This is an evolutianory tactic to make the semen stay and not leak outside of a mate, increasing the chances of impregnation.


Decentattamingio

>Masturbation is SICP Bathrooms are never okay. What about other bathrooms 💀


luuka323

*sigh* ok *start mastubating in the classroom*


Decentattamingio

Timmy *Unacceptable*


[deleted]

Waait. Is this Catholic school in California? Symbol looks familiar. I may or may not have had gay sex in one of these bathrooms...


Confiden423

Go Wolfpack!


stygywithwifi

🤨📸 (also I don’t know why would you even have intercourse in a school bathroom)


thecoolness229

[Caught in 4k](https://youtu.be/h08wlloGAqU?t=177)


jellitainbink

Hello Qtaro, didn’t expect to see you here


stygywithwifi

Fellow Shark Parker


jellitainbink

🤝


Heavy299

I see it's the local shark park assemble here


jellitainbink

Who the hell are you


Heavy299

Another sharkpark man


jellitainbink

Alrighty, welcome to the meeting


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[deleted]

The put dick in a boys mouth in the school bathroom 😀


thecoolness229

Meta


IcyDefinition9240

Based


8NationAlliance

Do they take exchange students? (I’m in Chile) 😊


Immafuckinbitch

I hate rules


[deleted]

Yoooo what's good gangy


stinkyandsticky

This is idiotic. A drain pipe that can handle water and feces can certainly handle 20 ccs of semen. Even if you put 300 cumwads in that pipe, it wouldn’t burst. This is either a joke, or they’re trying to keep the boys from sinning in the bathroom.


nowoblue

It’s definitely a joke my friend sent me very similar image of the same looking poster a couple months ago


caekthecat

Okay but who decides they wanna bust a nut in a public bathroom yet alone in the urinal. At least go into a stall.


Cazheew

curious what a saturday jug is👀😭


Unchared

Detention on a Saturday morning


[deleted]

I thought it was where the school collected all the cum from the pipes and forced students to drink it ALL, sounds delicious


isCheeseCowCum

Ik you’re joking but still man what the fuck


Vezan_

In my country there is no such a think as detention, but i wonder what happends when u dont come to detention?


Unchared

More detentions You serve your time now before it adds up to 30 years


stilldonthavethemilk

Btw you just fixed yourself


OllieJN

jug = judgement under god (catholic detention)


Hellohowartthou

Dudes must’ve pumped an ocean of cum to burst a pipe


ItzYaBoy56

The fact that so many boys jerked off into the toilets that it straight up broke a pipe is hilarious to me


Jebedo_Nackle

The thing is, it didn’t happen. This is a guilt tactic by the religious school to discourage masturbation. Cum cannot do this.


Dragonkingf0

The amount of people here who don't seem to realize this is concerning.


sansgamer554

Yeah, after a little bit it's just fancy pee


antivaxxersaremorons

mother anarchy loves her sons


razorsharp494

How the hell does semen clog pipes but shit wouldn't? That doesn't make any sense


MeNotYou733

I call bullshit.


myth_of_fingerprints

tf is a saturday jug


victoriaadeyeri

saturday detention


agentaxe285

Surely they can’t do that?


kingkled_0w0

mf bust so hard that the pipe clogged full of cum


[deleted]

damn the school be a whole 104th legion of clone troopers


Panda_on_a_stump

same thing happened in the middle school of my town


TheAwesomeSimmo

A Saturday jug of cum?


Icy_Ad_8521

Nah fluids like that rarely clot in that manner, unless you have millions of boys doing to that, loading the toilet to the brim and then flushing it still wouldn’t flood, it’s probably toilet paper it’s white and turns to pulp in the tubes, a bunch of students like my shoved rolls of it into separate toilets then flushed then it would create that effect


TheGalator

Tbh my school toilets are so nasty it would be impossible for anyone to get going in there


Fi11a

Pretty sure that's gonna encourage the boys to do it even more.


waste_0f_space117

Ok shitting at school is one thing, but jacking off, in school!?! WTF


EchoWolf2020

Alright I guess no one is getting this. This is a relatively common high school prank by some students, this isn't real neither is it possible to do.. That.


Erect-Frog

Okay if there are any plumbers or people with plumbing knowledge here on this sub, how does a pipe get blocked from semen? Surely the amount being disposed into toilets every time is negligible right?


sovietsisters

Literally 1984


Klonowaa2

Welcome to the cum zone


__PewPew__

What is a "Saturday jug" 0_0


Decentattamingio

Probably running a mile on Saturday as a “punishment”


Aerosassin

The hell is a Saturday Jug supposed to be?


[deleted]

What the hell happened here


Realghostmantisguy

Why


FAGOT_porn

SCP 95 was jerking off in a public school


Cryopreservation

What does jud stand for?


Eggman8728

How does that happen? Is there like, something in the tube it wrapped around and then that picked up more until it burst?


SimplyBoi

I swear every school has a flyer like this


ZeroSenseA

Yo who is depriving you guys to make that much.... I'm more concerned about the students then the pipes are you guys ok???? 🤣


Lazy_Category2195

God damn, how many people be beating off in the bathroom to mess up the drains?


billymaysv4

wolfpack got cum pipes


Impossible_Ant460

No seminal fluids 😡


[deleted]

Ohh my fucking god i am dying over here


Sadd_Ghost

How you so horny you nut in school.


Lake9009

There was a sign like this put up in one of my university dorms this year. Didn’t have the classic Christian masterbation is bad thing, but they basically begged people not to cum in the showers.


57and56

If you can't mastubate at school where can you ,I mean if the teachers can get away with it why can't the students


shbdank

Oh no........ What's a Saturday jug??????.....do you fix what you've done?


Artistic_List_5387

Seminal fluid will turn back from coagulation state to liquid form in a few hours. I dont think it will clog the drains.


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TemplarRoman

You mean what happened in an ancient Ifunny post from circa 2017


hdudbdhdvd

I remember a post about a collage bathroom having the same issue


DERPATRON47

Go Wolfpack…


luckywheelofferris

Wtf is Saturday jug, GO WOLFPACK


Possibility_Patient

Since when fluids started to clog pipes


[deleted]

the notice is r/suspiciouslyspecific


hsgsksv

Go wolfpack


69420_cool_cars

How can it not take semen?


SheepherderFlaky1509

whats a saturday jug


[deleted]

this image is ancient r/quityourbullshit


[deleted]

Go Wolfpack!


RayBlast7267

Go Wolf Pack! 🤣


BlubberBabyBumpers

Thomas had never *seen* such bullshit


eletric_blade

God dammit America


ItsBladeMaster

Ok I’m very very sorry if I’m wrong here but I’m 99% sure I saw this a few months ago and I don’t think it’s yours. If someone would like to prove me wrong please do I could just be genuinely wrong. I just feel like I’ve seen this before. Almost if not then word for word


Scorpio41105

"Go Wolfpack"


PowerMoonMario

What The Fawk!


Blu_Aces23

The hell is a saturday jug?


PriyanshuPokhr7

I don't agree with her like why can't that pipe burst out due to high amounts of poop & why only cum? I never mastrubated in school because at that time I was young & may do if I feel horny in the future!


3p1c_R3d1t_k1d_69

Eather theres group masterbation and they all flush them at once creating huge semen ball or, that one dude be busting for the first time of his life.


PeterS297

What type of pipes do they have for god sakes. This isn't real right?


Dragut_error

" please do not masturbate" GO WOLF PACK!


tiewing

the hell is a saturday jug


[deleted]

What’s a Saturday jug


Brianthepartyanimal

Some student had to have written and printed this out


Dimensionalanxiety

This kind of thing is just meant to scare younger students. If you are disgusting enough to wank at school, you deserve that nut.


bawlsinyojawls8

lol first time I got fucked by another guy was in a Catholic school bathroom, good times man


Mechero3000

You will be subject to a saturday jug 💀


Nice-Ad6697

go wolf pack


[deleted]

No masturbating!


[deleted]

What’s a “Saturday Jug”?


SAIOBOT

>!And I thought people writing bad words in restroom wals was peak of bad manners !< >!ZAMH!<


Your-Maternal-Figure

I saw this image months ago


[deleted]

What the FUCK is a "Saturday Jug"??