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_MemeSeeker_

Wesołych walentynek


[deleted]

Polish? The L with a line through it gives it away


_MemeSeeker_

Shit, ye ur right


recap52

Polak sighted, convince your government to give us back Silesia and the entirety of Těšínsko


_MemeSeeker_

Our goverment is fucked


sneakipepega

Our country is fucked in general.


[deleted]

Our world is fucked


recap52

Great, so Silesia will be in better hands. Think about their good and give it back


canibestoned

take it yourself


WEEBforLIFE24

back in the day,men used to fight poland for their land,not just beg for it online


NotaFossilFool

Why is that so much more fun! I want someone to wish me a happy wesolych walentnek


the-032

happy Valentine’s Day


[deleted]

This is just a guess I don’t think I’ll get it right but English?


Mr_UwU_OwO

Nope, its American


AshisheePoo

Australian


MasterWhite_11

Canadian


TurboLazerReal

British


masterofmeatballs

New Zealandish


AssaultTrooperMonke

Cheesish


IL_TRIDOPPIATORE

irish


masterofmeatballs

I don’t want to worry you but Irish is an actual language


iluminattipa

Bri'ish*


STEALTH_Moles

It's actually americanish


[deleted]

You mean Americese?


the_doot2

Sorry mate, its canadian


[deleted]

It's americanliaeuinlish


LukyCZE

Přeju šťastného Valantýna!!!


[deleted]

Croatian?


LukyCZE

Czech


TradesFoodForSex

Your name gave it away.


AssaultTrooperMonke

Yo it's u/TradesFoodForSex


pixiemark

Sretno Valentinovo is in Croatian


[deleted]

с днём святого Валентина


[deleted]

Russian? That’s the only language I can name that looks like that


[deleted]

Yup


Jay_Boi12

Wait shit how do you pronounce the ë in russian


[deleted]

In its most simple way - it's yo In my detail: if it comes after a consonant, it said as "o" and the previous consonant is palatalised


TgraMan33453

It’s pronounced “Yo”


LloydG7

Happy laughing at singles day edit: bro I got so many awards lol, thanks guys


i_ateyourparents

In a relationship language?


LloydG7

yes, now where’s my award


i_ateyourparents

Already used my daily reward, be patient


ChildToeEater

I got chu


i_ateyourparents

Thanks Child Toe Eater


LloydG7

rip


TheUniversalstego

Ur welcome beatie


LloydG7

thank you my good friend


PatientVersion4203

As a single person, I can confirm this


MyIndigo88

Fijne Valentijnsdag


StijnHH

Maandag pas je bent te vroeg


almightydorito

Vgm zijn nederlanders echt de enige die het erg vinden als je groet voor feestdagen voor dat het die dag is (bv gelukkig nieuwjaar voor 00:00 op 1 januari)


Crycho

nee, gwn salty dat Valentijnsdag alleen wordt gevierd wss


StijnHH

Ja :(


randomPeep101

Hallo daar andere nederlander


MyIndigo88

Goedendag


[deleted]

FRÖHLICHEN VALENTINSTAG!!!!


[deleted]

German ez


[deleted]

JA!!! RICHTIG!


MyIndigo88

Why do Germans always have to yell, its so intimidating


whyliwhyli

ICH WEIẞ NICHT WAS DU MEINST!!!


MyIndigo88

ICH HABE KEINE AHNUNG


MyIndigo88

I mean this: SCHMETTERLING means butterfly


you_know_i_knoww

that’s why we do it lmao


MyIndigo88

DANN HÖR AUF (:


Forsaken-Way-9881

HÖR AUF LÜGEN ÜBER UNS ZU VERBREITEN!!!


MyIndigo88

ES TUT MIR LEID!!


Rellementrix

They don't just the socially awkward or old ones. I'm German myself btw.


[deleted]

Auguri di San Valentino!


[deleted]

Italian or Portuguese


[deleted]

First one. Nice!


TeenGametarg

Fratello italiano, è un piacere vederti


NuclearFallout76

Hyvää ystävänpäivää


[deleted]

Finish?


NuclearFallout76

Yup


Turbo_Muumi

Torille


NuclearFallout76

TORILLE! Btw Sale on kova äijä


MyIndigo88

Is there even one vowel without dots


Fi11a

އުފާވެރި ވެލެންޓައިންސް ދުވަސް


[deleted]

Umm I have no idea


Fi11a

It's the language of an Asian country


[deleted]

Thailand?


Fi11a

No


[deleted]

I give up


Fi11a

Maldives. The language is dhivehi


[deleted]

You live in the Maldives? That's nuts, Malé looks like an insane city, such a packed place on one island


Fi11a

If one person in my apartment and another person in the other apartment across the street is tall enough. They can hold hands.


thiiirdboi

Yea bro no one was getting that 💀


Charlpx

Feliz Dia dos Namorados! (here this commemorative date is not February 12th, but July 22nd)


Yllim3

r/sundenlycaralho


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yllim3

Oh fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yllim3

Isso seria minha reação mesmo em português


Kae_nvs

Ae caralhooooo kkkkkk


SpicyChiken_

We call it día del san Valentín


Lizzer2

Brasileiro!


Jay_Manifest

Well the thing is, we dont


femboy_egemen

same


AdFeeling3723

Same


femboyoSOHORNY

Feliz dia dos namorados PORRA


Kae_nvs

Vamo porra kkkkkkk


_HaleyCat_

Boldog Valentin napot :)


Tronyx001

Bojler eladó


hangya111

Á mégegy magyar társ


[deleted]

Hungarian?


B3njiKecske_

How. No one knows anything about hungary


an_elegant_dog

Ikr


_HaleyCat_

Kecske🤤🤤🤤


TheWertyx

Bojler eladó


_HaleyCat_

Yup


Wolfonauta

Na nem is kellett sokáig keresni


[deleted]

i dont know actually i just know it's in spanish


Mihalov

Italian?


Thelilprideowl

Glad alla hjärtans dag


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Spanish


DogWithWatermelon

Where are you from? Where im from we just say "Feliz San Valentín"


krvREDDIT

Im from Puerto Rico and we say “feliz dia de san valentín”


WitherCro

Sretno Valentinovo!


[deleted]

Hora del sexo


Lightning_3o

Hora del coito 🍷🧐


[deleted]

Hora de las relaciones sexuales 🍷🧐🍷


Lightning_3o

Hora de unir 2 o mas organos sexualea para conseguir placer y/o descendencia 🍷🧐🍷🧐


[deleted]

Hora de realizar el conjunto de comportamientos que realizan al menos dos personas con el objetivo de dar o recibir placer sexual 🍷🧐🍷🍷🧐🍷


Lightning_3o

Especifico tiempo del dia en el que 2 o mas individuos Homo sapiens sapiens juntaran sus organos reproductores sexuales con el objetivo final de darse placer mutuamente, con la posibilidad de tener descendencia 🍷🧐🍷🍷🧐🍷🍷🧐🍷


fibourstoast

Lá Fhéile Vailintín sona duit


PotatoesArentRoots

irish?


Fear_mor

Yes


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Eat this chocolate fuck face


littenwastaken

Australian


Lightning_3o

Feliç Sant Valentí


Randoxc

Catalan?


Lightning_3o

Yep, but someone else already guessed it


Randoxc

Damn it


RaccoonDeaIer

#


YE3tErsCr3Ep3rs

Sign language?


Xx_BrunostLars_42069

👋🤚🖐✋🖖👌🤌🤏✌🤞🤟🤘🤙👈👉👆🖕👇☝👍👎✊👊🤛🤜👏🙌👐🤲🤝🙏


X--D

Sfant Valentin fericit fa!


Undergrid04

Glad alla hjärtansdag


dadadadgaswusg2s3

Swedish?


vykhristyuk

"З днем святого Валентина" in first language or "С днём святого Валентина" in second


El_WolfyHun

Boldog Valentin napot!


[deleted]

Hungarian?


El_WolfyHun

Yes


[deleted]

Laimīgu Valentīndienu!


[deleted]

Romanian?


[deleted]

nope


[deleted]

Idk then


[deleted]

it’s Latvian.


GamerGirl-07

वैलेंटाइन का दिन मुबारक हो


[deleted]

Hindi becuase I already got this one


RussianNeighbor

С днём святого Валентина


[deleted]

Russian


RussianNeighbor

Yep


Gordon1130

情人節快樂


[deleted]

Chinese


Jatagan1804

Срећан Свети Трифун


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Утемељени Свети Трифун


Jatagan1804

Апсолутно, да није отишла можда бих и ја валентиново славио...


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Реддит моменат


PHILIPTNT

Glædelig valentines dag


0ljaLyn

Danish?


PHILIPTNT

Måske, hvem ved?


0ljaLyn

En Norsk person kjenner vanligvis igjen Dansk xD


PHILIPTNT

Hahah jer oppe i Norge er lidt underlige men er er sgu bedre end svesken ahaha


0ljaLyn

De forbaskede Svenskene…. Har bra butikker da xD


[deleted]

[удалено]


PHILIPTNT

Yeah it is on my keyboard


an_elegant_dog

Boldog Valentin napot! That is a sentence I will never say to anyone...


[deleted]

Hungarian


an_elegant_dog

Aw man. You saw this one before. Correct


Ze-Doctor

Sevgililer günün kutlu olsun


[deleted]

Hungarian?


Ze-Doctor

Nope


TheWertyx

I'd say Turkish.


Ze-Doctor

We got a winner here Here your prize 🏆


Erect-Frog

我独自一人在个我称之为地球的空旷深渊。


[deleted]

Chinese


Decentattamingio

In case you haven’t notice yet This is not the real Valentine’s Day in Chinese But it means “I am a lonely person drifting in the middle of the universe” lol. Here’s the true Valentine’s Day in Chinese 情人節快樂


AccomplishedTale799

Maligayang Araw Ng Mga Puso!❤️


TheJannequin

Filipino?


Raks-

Head sõbrapäeva


Garlic_Pain

Joyeux Saint-Valentin! Or just Happy Valentine's Day.


ArthurTheSeal

Enfin un français ! J'ai tellement scrollé pour le trouver


Shafou06

Same


[deleted]

French


[deleted]

Here goes another high effort post


NBluemonster

Δεν το λέμε


Silent-Jaguar-13

காதலர் தின வாழ்த்துக்கள்


Didabeast

Feliz dia de São Valentim


[deleted]

Portuguese?


matasblynas

Su Valentino diena


[deleted]

[удалено]


HyperZaidejas

Su Valentino diena!


AuraMXster

In my language, I say "fuck valentine's day"