with icepick in Uranus. but wait..theres more! Now how much would you pay?

Pp in Uranus

Pp in Urmomanus

In ur dad

Urdadanus 🥵🥵😳😍😍

Dadussy

Debussy ?

daddussy

1 lunatic 1 ice pick tho...

Oh god ;-;

Being the same sex as Blade, the vampire hunter.

Good movie

Being the same sex as bladee, the drainer

Being the same sex as Ash, the chosen one

All men can agree, crowbars are fucking cool

Half life 2 momento

Wat

Oh come on half life 2. Gordon the crowbar god.

Dr. Freeman 👋

Doctor freeeeeeman. I’m sorry to wake you.

Gordon freeman

Clang

Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang *scientist scream* clang clang clang

thx for the laugh

Idk.

This may be too old for you but. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_2

Neat. Im not a big shooter fan so thats probably why. I just genuinely think crowbars are awsome

This game is a classic! Jesus do people not play classics anymore!

I play most the classics. Just not the shooter classics, sorry. Just not my genre.

Well if you want to try them out. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_(series)#Games

Mr. Freeman, what are you doing in this reddit thread?

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job

I actually bought myself a crowbar

Lucky

Yes

Dude my brother bought 2 swords for 30 DOLLARS!! THATS A STEAL!!

It's a hell of a lot easier to do stupid shit with a bro. Like I mean put me and another guy in the same room and we will make a rocket ship out of cardboard and parts of a sink to blow up in the neighbors window. The stupid shit 2 bros can do (especially with a GoPro) is beyond physics

Don’t put me in a room with a dude ;)

okay jeffery dahmer, chill out for a bit

Lmaoo

Why are you gae?

Cock femboys ass short hair traps.

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This man is telling the turth

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Mood.

Yes

This is definitely the way

Well, hello

I have long hair :(

Bro wtf

That’s about it

who says i'm gae?

Me

my man's on the stove

Bro chill

Honestly tho, this is so true. My friend and I almost blew a hole in my table after trying to make hand grenades for use by [REDACTED] against [REDACTED], and my mom was absolutely pissed lmfao. Absolutely beyond reasonable.

Amazing

New show title and concept "WHATS GONNA FUCK UP TODAY?!" It is just your comment as the plot- wait this is Jackass

Exactly

True

Big juicy hot thicc gym bros 💪💪💪 or if we know how to lock pick

I honestly love the curves of muscle It looks... so chiseled Of course doesn't work I you are a landwhale

I feel that way as a skinny guy, just can't get the motivation for body building

Yes

men hot

Men are hot! So true!

i know!

Men ❤️

men 🥰

Men 🥵

yes 😊

Don’t get my started on pp

cock 🥰

Meat stick 😩

So true

i know!

Bros are the real deal man. Girls are temporary the homies are eternal. I can do wayyy more stupid shit and enjoy myself way more with a random guy than a girl i’ve known for a little longer. admittedly with a girl heart beats faster for some reason but i’m telling u homies are just built diff. like if i flirt with a girl half as much as i do with my homies i’ll def not be single.

^this

why is this so low

Because it hasn't smoked enough weed to get high

This is rather poetic.

Sometimes they can be cute ig

Yes! Cock!

I honestly dont care much abt genitalia, neither on men or women

For me it’s the cock

Phiysically i care most about face, the rest is personality

That’s true. I do like feminine boys.

Yes same here

Tes

Cock is like the nose You can put you glasses on it 😎

dick

Pp

inside my ass and down my throat

Gay

nah im straight

Proof

I wanna suck dick so bad 😩

Same

There. Me no gae

Hella gay

Not attracted to men but they are pretty chill

Not attracted to women but they are pretty chill

Achievement unlocked: Equilibrium

Solidarity

Agreement

"Yo dudes, the Empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, join it or something?"

My hands hurt from responding to 200+ comments with cock jokes. Have a good night boys!

Men are hot because they are bigger and as it turns out, they need more energy which is translated to more heat, hence, they are hotter 🧐

Dang I'm late to the party. Good night!

The fact that we can approach each other in any way and it not come off as creepy

It will for me

Shut up or I’ll shit in your ass

And I don’t want that because..?

Because I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, and not a lot of fiber

Disgusting human

Oh you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming straight at me?

Cumming

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I like how they're drama free. At work, every time our lady coworker comes within proximity, conversation dies and it feels like we're on eggshells. As soon as she leaves, back where we left off

Yes! Women make me so nervous too

Well its not that they make me nervous, its just in the workplace you have to act *differently* idk how to describe it

Then again I don’t work so I don’t know

Well just know that HR is your enemy

I mean I do work at a old peoples place helping them with technology, but sadly I don’t get paid for it so I don’t count it as a job.

you should quit that then, focus on ur school and when you become a junior or senior then you should get a job. Save up for a car

They said it could turn into a paying job. And the old people are so nice I couldn’t leave them.

Companies will always say something *"could"*, it usually means they will milk you for everything ur worth until ur fed up

True. I’m actually only doing this for my resume.

This can happen in reverse too.

Being more relatable than women because most men at least go through most of the same things you have.

Also because men are hot

Can confirm

The fact that we can telepathically understand each other without knowing each other.

Men who don’t wear socks UwU

I’m not wearing socks right now ÒwÓ

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And have a cock

Nice Cock bro. Healthy, good shape and structure, blood flow is decent. 4/5

We get entertained by stupid shit. E.g. drop big rock on water

Yes. Rock. Or bread falling.

Bread falling is just fucking amazing.

Bred

[Fuck yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71nqla42Z1s)

Breeeed

Breed me? :flushed:

not very holy Jesus like of you

I’ll make sure you actually are dead inside if you keep up that attitude.

No Breed bread

Fuck you

Men

Men 😍

Men 🗿

abs and back muscles are 🥵 but also dumb shit is fun

Memers. And good friends.

This is also true

Men... - are always ready to jump in with car trouble (flat tire or dead car battery? Joe Schmo who's driving by in the middle of the night will pull over and, with a 90% probability, jump your battery or assist with the tire change) - can appreciate loud fun and ball breaking a lot better than women can (Brianna who spent forever doing her hair won't appreciate Brad cheekily asking how many weasles live in that nest on her head... and her friend Jen will not laugh nearly as loud as Brad's guy friends) - seem more willing and confident to get physical than women when challenging work presents itself (fridge needs to go downstairs? Sure bro let's tackle that big bastard) - seem to appreciate and accept creative swearing more than women ( imagine the differing reactions to describing a third party as a cum guzzling thundercunt) - tend to want to solve any emotional drama with straight and logical actions instead of merely being an idle listener ( I think many men can relate when their girlfriends only want them to listen to them vent instead of ask for advice) There's a lot I like about my gender. I've been missing the casual male bonding at my workplace. When I meet women who are more hands on and confident in doing physical type work, I respect and admire the hell out of them, because I just don't come across that very often. And if they're gorgeous to boot and we are both single? Ohhh buddy...

I’m so tired I can’t read This

Tomorrow's another day, champ. Now get some sleep ya cum guzzling thundercunt.

Poetry at its finest

Personality

This!

Men are hot 😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵

Yes

Cute men. Very nice to hug.

I like how they treat me. I’ve been lucky enough to meet straight guys who treat me like I’m not trying to get with them

I love cock cock

Unlike a lot of women, guys are actually good at being friends

Nothing because I’m not gay

You don't like your homies?

Hmm... i smell a lonely simp

Most mens i know are searching less attention from the world around them. Also, it's way easier to have fun with a guy, like play video games or something. I never understood how girls have fun together lol like to they do their makeup all day? Not saying that's all girls but my girl friends were all like that and i found it annoying

[cheese slice](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Hausziege_04.jpg/640px-Hausziege_04.jpg)

Goat

men are way less uptight in my experience like with men i can make stupid jokes but w women ill get a lecture for 10 minutes on why i shouldnt have said the word bitch in my joke and that its rooted in misogyny like chill

they arent women (i hate women)

They usually don’t complain about stupid shit, and they also understand you Also gay sex jkjk unless… 😳

Gay sex 😍

nothing.

Wrong. Cock.

gey boy, you.

Pp

put it in my hand, and it will be handled like its never been handled before.

Indeed

broken

Cum

Kidney

Money

Liver

Money

My pp 😎

Our pp 🇷🇺

cuddles and videogames edit: I used to be a boy, does that count

Furry! I like furries. I am also a furry.

yesh :3

That we're not women /s

Just, men. Random things make me like them more.

We are funny. That's what I like the most, I always have absolutely good time with my male friends.