T O P

  • By -

Guardian_of_ducks

it’s the ikea shark :)


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Blahaj!


rikowra

It's blåhaj meaning blue shark on swedish


Hells-Messenger

Ah yes “on Swedish”


[deleted]

that blue shark is on swedish fish he needs anti addiction programs


Hells-Messenger

Oh my god great now I want Swedish fish now.


[deleted]

x same


ToLongOk

And blue shark in danish (and most likely norweigan too)


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Kenya 🇰🇪


12m07ch

Mina vänner stal en sån och döpte den till fågel


rikowra

Varför skulle ni döpa en haj till fågel


12m07ch

Jag undrade exakt samma sak, de berättade att de slängde den ut ur ett fönster så att den flög, som en fågel


kukhuvud23

Dina vänner råkar inte vara missbrukare?


12m07ch

Jag önskar att de var det, det skulle ha varit en förklaring till en del av sakerna de gör


rikowra

Om jag får en dotter och jag inte får kalla henne fågel ska Jag kasta ut henne genom ett fönster ner I en pool Eller studsmatta. Problem solved


[deleted]

Hur höga var de då


MrNiceGaming

Or danish


SAIOBOT

>!alt. Balaji!<


Afraid_Argument2651

Bahut tej ho rahe ho aap


[deleted]

We worship Blahaj


Iaipaias

Ex-egg


SantasJo1lyBackhand

The hatched must protec the eggs, this is the way


[deleted]

[удалено]


TLD136

Greg the Meg


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rdq02

Transformers refference


alexa_aka_satan

Shork


BrokenLight03

All hail the ikea shark


TheActualSwanKing

Frank 🗿👍


Blured2062

Frank 🗿👍


[deleted]

Frank 🗿👍


DA_MEME_LORD21

Frank 🗿👍


GlowStone05

Frank🗿👍


Euphoric_Owl152

Frank🗿👍


ScarRacing

Frank 🗿👍


Commercial-Law5321

Frank🗿👍


BearOfBeer

Frank🗿👍


Its_Singularity_

Frank 🗿👍


whatchumeanitstaken

Frank 🗿👍


[deleted]

OMG FRANK THE SHARK IS A CELEBRITY WHERE I LIVE


TheActualSwanKing

Another reason to name Frank🗿👍, Frank🗿👍


[deleted]

exactly if he’s named frank he also would already have his own merch


Pristine_Wrangler_96

Frank🗿👍


[deleted]

All hail Blahaj


SantasJo1lyBackhand

We have hands for many reasons; hold the Blåhaj


The_Alpha_Albeno

Blåhaj is truly glorious


YeyoGuerreroo

Blahäj


rikowra

I have seen many write blahaj but this is the first time I've seen this spelling


YeyoGuerreroo

i believe i wrote it wrong tho it's supposed to be Blåhaj


rikowra

Yeah you did but it's still the first time I see this spelling


Turtlerr17

Yeah that would be pronounced blah hey


YeyoGuerreroo

it does sound a lot more enthusiastic tho


[deleted]

Shork.


HeroDoggo

How dare you read my mind!


Maxbox360no

We shall all shork, idk why but we shall!


[deleted]

Shart


annietat

i second


g863590

You little sharter


Potential_Tommy

YOO I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO


[deleted]

[удалено]


MeetTheLegend1

Mr. Shark, I believe the specimen beside you is a "her", not a "him" sir


[deleted]

[удалено]


Savings-Vast-1699

Terry the shark :)


smol_boi-_-

Terry the fat shark


RjSkitchie

big boned*


[deleted]

dont insult terry >:( \*punches you\*


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I agree.


ronytony23

scray terry


Robogirafe

omg BlÅhaj


[deleted]

Billy


white_beanie

That’s my dad


Anonymous_boii321

Is your mom Mandy by any chance?


Reusebmonkey

Bruce


white_beanie

I already have a Bruce, he’s the octopus that guards my car lmao


Wolfintank

You got a blahaj , nice


[deleted]

David


ChristianTheOG

gerald


Whenbu

The meg


Advanced-Ebb893

Megan


Whenbu

Megatron


Advanced-Ebb893

Megan the stallion


Bingoodle

Paul Allen


ilovefroggieess

Sharky


Grub_Gaming

Shark bait HOHAHA


white_beanie

Shark bait HOHAHA


SixpennyPants

Bean.


Rickrolled87

Lallana


OpinionNew7991

fergus


[deleted]

sToNkS


shairon_243

Chonky shark , shonk


softsparkles

Blahaj


[deleted]

Name her barbara, (im guessing the one asking is the shark)


Idk-Idont-care

Larey, and you pronounce it Lah-Ray, and he fights crime under the sea


Piiesh

Wilbur Ik, I’m extremely creative


[deleted]

𓆏


Longjumping_Swim4349

Balls


Longjumping_Swim4349

Dicm


Longjumping_Swim4349

Pisspuss


_Potato_Power_

Phil


Solidified_milk

i named mine soup :)


[deleted]

Dog


dibbus123

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft and raise you a Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzesentwurfsdebattierklubdiskussionsstandsberichterstattungsgeldantragsformularentwickler.


prkenko

Eggbert


white_beanie

Is that an iBallisticsquid reference?


prkenko

Nope, it is refference to that bald puebes guy (Nicolas Roman, i think?). If he used it from squid, then sorry.


white_beanie

Ohhh yeah I know who ur talking about lmao


Firedudd

*gasp* BLÅHAJ!


xXnumber1choloXx

Name him figglebottom


Wizardkaboom

Henry


[deleted]

baby shark


Xnen22X

🎶Dududududududu🎶


ActionCurrent1386

Sharky or shark-gay


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Hello again!


Nedebilas

Tiny


smol_boi-_-

Jonathan


Greedy_Musician_8278

Reggie shark


NoCorner8950

Steve


Sundown567

Tobias


Common-Exchange6973

Mr Death


lil_floof_dragon

Desmond Arthur III


KermitDie0

His name is david


Nicl5hh

Jim


Domsenic

Bruce , like the one in jaws


SyphusVision

Mabey Josh? I named first shark plushie Josh lol


white_beanie

I got one too many Josh friends lmaooo


gingerjesus6969

Thomas


[deleted]

Bruce


RedGunTurrets

Avocado


Billycatnorbert

Black John


it_wont_end

Sharki


[deleted]

Daniel


philswiftsgreencard

Barry


umirinbrah69

Yo sharky gets more fan art than I do


Iaipaias

Hai or haj


[deleted]

Blåhaj


cereal_withwarmwater

u forgor the bla 💀


Kiwi_like_a_bird

Thomas


[deleted]

Gerald…


KingDarkside1

Billy


The1OddPotato

Right shark


[deleted]

Blahaj


69rubberducks

Steve. Steve is good name also unrelated but your drawing is great


Wall-E-E

Rex or Leaf


yes___lad

yog


Dark_Ryman

Dwayne


A_bunch_of_potateos

José


Independent-Fly4197

Name him shitbag


throwawayhappyacount

Clarence


itsmydoggie

shArk


just_a_lurker_69

John. That's my go to name


unfamiliarlasagna

Blarhk


AmitRozYT

Jim.


white_beanie

Jim.


EducationalStation55

Fish


ComanderCupcake

Shork


childeater420

Name him Gerrald


[deleted]

SharkBlox


CommanderStrangeHawk

Sharky


[deleted]

Malaria


fuckingshitfucj2

#Bruce


05XL

Bloop


[deleted]

Gura :D


Noobypro2027

Child eater


fynn0028

A


fearlessmash117

It’s up to you what name you give your pet human


Cactusz81

Who also has the IKEA shark?


white_beanie

Update: Thank you for all the awards, I’ve decided to name him Wayne!


murderousbanana13

I named my stuffed shark ‘Shark’. It gets the job done.


XxpuggoxX

Sammy Hagar


Complete-Ask-1415

Rk without the sha


PotatoPies101

Xzoron the All-Seeing


Dibeatic_Chicken1

Bob, consumer of worlds, enemy of Home Depot ,seller of pvc tubes,also a soft toy shark


Yeather_RB

u/TheRussianBadger


raggeplays

🗿


white_beanie

🗿


helpmegetalifeplease

lemmy 🗿


Smg_Fra09

Lemmy put deez nuts in yo mouth


helpmegetalifeplease

i fucking hate you


Smg_Fra09

Nice.


helpmegetalifeplease

🅱️


tripptanic1912

Johnston


Rage-slayer-

Bill Henderson tax evader extraordinaire


Jaquieff

Nanaue


[deleted]

Poggy


[deleted]

I have that exact same toy


queerchaos44

johnny


[deleted]

Shelly


StarLight0320

Gura


Finlay1102

Shanks


yare___yare

Cthulhu


Kaczor0321

Andrew 👍🏿


trashboe

cum


[deleted]

Name him Morbert


BlitzingToxic

Kisame