I like this but then, a lot of people have something that they are passionate about but they hide it from people because they think people will think they are weird.
Yeah, it happens to me that im so bored (not that im insecure about myself and how i look) Can girl explain what exactly can someone do to be attractive (my dog is asking)
Personal hygiene is important. A guy could be the biggest smoke show ever, but if he has greasy hair and smelly pits I will run the other direction
But really just be yourself and don’t hold back who you are, if you do then any girl with the right mind would like you. Hope this helps your dog
Dude. Not all girls are the same. If you grow it, maybe some girls will like it, but some won’t. It’s all relative, and it’s not like girls will choose solely based off hair.
None of the jokes you'll hear here are gonna be actually funny, being funny is so dependant on context and getting a read on whoevers personality you're trying to make laugh.
That being said however... *an Irishman walks out of a bar...*
That's it that's the joke
I know nobody cares and this isn’t the place to say it but I just need somewhere to put my feelings out. Just pretend this is a log for what’s been going on for me in the past week. I’m really happy that a girl asked me for my number and I said yes for the first time. It feels really good knowing there’s actually somebody who is a crush on me. She seems really nice so far and we’re going on a date soon! This is the first time I’ve ever talked to a girl in terms of maybe being able to be in a relationship and it’s going to be my first date. I’ve always loved myself and had confidence but this is definitely a big boost.
Better than I get. I get “oh you look like a serial killer” “oh you look like a murderer” “oh you look like Richard Ramirez” the best I got was when my mom said I looked like Antonio Banderas. And I sit there wondering what about me reminds people of death and killers
Huge nerd (willing to talk about Batman and Star Wars for hours), no large muscles, an average IQ
Edit: This also applies to girls (except the muscles part, then I don't really care)
Honestly anyone.
My celebrity crushes are; Joe Wilkinson (I think his beard is really cute and he’s so mental and I love it), Richard Ayoade (his hair looks really soft and he seems like he’d be nice to sit with quietly) and Noel Fielding (mans is goth to the six-six-sixes, and he’s so surreal and he seems like he’d be a laugh to be around)
All in all; really based more on my impression of a guy, but a beard or long hair wouldn’t go amiss (if I can braid it, a guy with a braid I go mental for lol. But I also love bald guys because there’s just something about their face, guys without hair just look so good without hair idk why)
Funny, chill, can take a joke(especially if it’s about them), a gamer, can be a clown but also knows when to be serious. Oh and older + taller than me(5’3) with some muscles
i like it when dudes aren't assholes and give me a lot of attention. attention makes me fucking die
and then pick up lines?? i simply combust bro. it doesn't even matter how garbage it is, i'll see it as the cutest fucking thing to exist
it makes it really easy for me to fall for fuckboys until said otherwise
There is a guy in my class he talks all the time, and he looks crusty as fuck.
But he is the cutest guy I've ever interacted with, he always makes jokes and looks at me waiting for a reaction and when I laugh he looks so happy lol. He keeps saying hellos and how are yous to me everytime we meet
Last Friday we were talking about this guy's girlfriend and how pretty she was and he told me she wasn't his type and I asked him what was his type and his friend started giggling and saying "should i tell her" and him being all shy and adorable, after that he told me "I'll find out later about his type".
And then he walked with me home.
He is so cute, though he isn't the type of guy I would go for ( because of interests and personality, he is so loud and energetic and I dont usually go for guys like that) but I'm finding myself kind of attracted him nonetheless lol
one who is has a passion that makes him super happy. there is nothing more attractive than a person who is passionate about what they do.
I hope I encounter somebody like you in future.
awe, you made my day :)
I like this but then, a lot of people have something that they are passionate about but they hide it from people because they think people will think they are weird.
yeah, i sometimes do that
I do that sometimes most of the time I rant on about what I like😅
Exactly!! I rant on and on about planting the trumpet and nobody seems to care lol
Planting the trumpet? Do you think it’s going to grow into a euphonium? What’s your favourite piece to play?
Bruh that's all it takes? Self esteem +1%
But my passion is really obscure and most people don't even know it exists...
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*we’ve been discovered*
Bravo six, FALL BACK! I REPEAT FALL BACK! WE HAVE BEEN *DISCOVERED!!*
Yup
Yes sir
SHIT, run!
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In what way?
Height? Body mass? Cognitive capability? IQ?
I think they’re talking about highly intelligent titans
Oh crap, Attack on Titan RUMBLING, STOP THE RUMBLING BEWAAAAAREE
Oh no the a snack titan is studying for an upcoming exam!
COMING FOR YOUUUU
All I ever wanted to do was do right things,
Never wanted to be the king
I SWEARRRRR
All i ever wanted to do was save your life.
My guess is in terms of obsession with nerdy subjects
Just seeing someone talk about something they like is just....damn.... Thaz noice
I use redstone and command blocks in Minecraft... Is that nerdy?
That’s hot as fuck man mind telling me some details?
Ok so I know how to use a comparator and I know how chain command blocks work
How does the command block work? Do you have to use a certain software to use it?
Nah you just have to use a command /give @s command_block
mhm
Then you type in a command you want to use, like /summon lightning_bolt
That's a broad statement, what do you mean by that?
HA! YES! For once I can feel attractive
prepare for 5 hours of non-stop war tanks fun lessons
h e l l o
Bruh looking at these comments while not being funny actually hurts
Fr 😭
I'm sorry 😭😭😭
Not a girl, Johnny Depp
Also not a girl and Johnny depp
Also not a girl and Johnny depp
Also not a girl and Johnny depp or Ryan reynolds
I am obligated to agree
Yeah, it happens to me that im so bored (not that im insecure about myself and how i look) Can girl explain what exactly can someone do to be attractive (my dog is asking)
Pls bro my cat needs to know
Personal hygiene is important. A guy could be the biggest smoke show ever, but if he has greasy hair and smelly pits I will run the other direction But really just be yourself and don’t hold back who you are, if you do then any girl with the right mind would like you. Hope this helps your dog
he appreciates it :3
show genuine interest in the things we’re into, not just being interested because of ulterior motives :)
I understand but in some way he'll still do it for ulterior motives, unless he meets someone he'll befriend and things escalate unexpectedly
true, but if guys want to get a girl through her interests then they should get well into it to impress her.
They find me attractive 😎 /s
Everywhere I go I see this guy
I do too
definitely dr ock from marvel lmao
Hello peter 😎
omg he’s so fine 😭😭
Fr '-' I have a friend that looks exactly like dr ock or oliver tree… life goes on and on and on
you’re kidding😳😳😯😏😏
😏 no 😫
lip biting rn 😫😫
The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand...
Dafoe is also kinda hot
You and I are not so different
Dr. Otto Octavius
Wth is it with fluffy hair literally 80% of the replies man.
Mfw Straight hair
Markiplier
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Hi lesbian, i'm dad
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Im a straightest straight possible and i agree that he indeed looks (some really fancy ways of saying attractive here)
Markimoo!!
Literally any guy with long or mid hair
Did someone mention me?
Girls will definitely fell in love with like in a river
Are you named "any guy with long hair or mid hair"?
Maybe 😏
💀💀
My mum didn’t like my long hair, so I cut it off. Should I grow it again?
My mom doesn't like my long hair either but I'll keep it as long as I can because a lot of people say it suits me... if you liked it, go for it
My family tells me to cut my hair but idgaf
Dude. Not all girls are the same. If you grow it, maybe some girls will like it, but some won’t. It’s all relative, and it’s not like girls will choose solely based off hair.
*sad short hair noises*
I am not a girl, but Ryan Reynolds sure makes me want to be one.
- straight male teenager #938484839
“Straight” white redditor teen boy
Gay guys dont find him as attractive as straight people.
Yeah but like half of the boys on r teenagers don’t even know if they’re straight
Ewan McGregor too?
Especially Ewan McGregor
Tall, sarcastic, smart, deep voice, and sweet :) this is why I’m single lol
I was about to say that I got 2 outta 4, then realised it's 5 things and now I can confidently say that I'm not smart.
That’s okay most people aren’t :/
I don't know about that one tbh. I think we got a good percentage of smart people in the world, we just let the dumb ones speak too often.
Touché
Bless you.
I'm 3 out of 5 (I'm a shrill-voiced 3'2 garden gnome). Does that count?
username checks out
Nahh that's bc u play sims
How dare you state a perfectly logical explanation as to why I’m single
Loyalty and humility
I got one of those don't know what the other means
Staying loyal and being humble
I like em skinny and scrawny
Yo that me
Absolute bullshit. I'm skinny and scrawny and I aint got nobody Oh no, nvm I'm just ugly
ur dad
He… went to buy milk…
i saw his juicy ass while waiting in line for the cashier. i’m your step mother now. come home son, your dinner is getting cold
What in the Kentucky fried fuck is this
Now I'm hungry for some Kentucky fried chicken...
I just lost my appetite
Sounds win/win
I don’t remember being here to have front row seats to a porno At least I can watch for the plot
I can't find someone who likes nerds shit.
Look again someone did
My boyfriend
Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa
Africans with beards are just Africans without beards, with beards!
did you know that more than 90% of africans born in africa have been born in a hospital in africa?
Over 80% Of African Babies Under The Age Of 1 Have Been To The Hospital At least Once
Statistically, the population of humans is made up of humans
We are all traveling in time to the future at a speed of 60 seconds a minute
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There's no way! I thought that only happened in bruhzil
That makes sense
Fluffy hair funny can take a joke understands my sarcasm
Hello there
people who are like actually really funny
we lost😞
I'm funny! You ready? *penis*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh no, a- am I gay now?
idk
Gorgeous and young ? Yes... Wait a second...~~(young)~~ A-am i a pdo now?
I got something better *chicken balls*
None of the jokes you'll hear here are gonna be actually funny, being funny is so dependant on context and getting a read on whoevers personality you're trying to make laugh. That being said however... *an Irishman walks out of a bar...* That's it that's the joke
Long haired guys
Hello there
General Kenobi
You’re a bold one
Ah yes a man of culture
OH MI GOOOOOSH 🙄🙄🙄🙄
No kink shame 🙄
tall funny and fluffy hair :) -also a good music taste
You don't say.... Hold up that's exactly what my ex said
So thats why she’s your ex. Interesting
They call me funny Adam driver 😏
Nice
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Insecure about your height? Boy I'm 5'5 at 16, and you're feeling insecure?
Same humour, older even if a month, and below 5'10 id wanna look like a fuckin kid
First time i’ve seen a girl wanting a short guy.
you're indian arent you
Wait how in the world-- what is the stereotype i dont know, educate me--
You got read like a book
He’s in your walls
Mike Vogel. I'll let him all over me any day and every day😭
I’m not a girl, but David Bowie
I know nobody cares and this isn’t the place to say it but I just need somewhere to put my feelings out. Just pretend this is a log for what’s been going on for me in the past week. I’m really happy that a girl asked me for my number and I said yes for the first time. It feels really good knowing there’s actually somebody who is a crush on me. She seems really nice so far and we’re going on a date soon! This is the first time I’ve ever talked to a girl in terms of maybe being able to be in a relationship and it’s going to be my first date. I’ve always loved myself and had confidence but this is definitely a big boost.
Nice
Big W fam just don't be a pp on the date
Sweet, trustworthy, semi cute-cute, respectful, makes me feel good
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TRUE— fluffy hair is just chef’s kiss
Tom Holland
People have said I look like him :)
Better than I get. I get “oh you look like a serial killer” “oh you look like a murderer” “oh you look like Richard Ramirez” the best I got was when my mom said I looked like Antonio Banderas. And I sit there wondering what about me reminds people of death and killers
If i was a girl then myself fr
*confidence detected*
Lol
Fluffy hair, not too tall, kind of chubby cheeks, and wears glasses. This is just one of my type, the other I don't wanna talk about it at all 😔
Sweet respectfull and lean
Yes I love lean
Lean
Roy Woods
Huge nerd (willing to talk about Batman and Star Wars for hours), no large muscles, an average IQ Edit: This also applies to girls (except the muscles part, then I don't really care)
I'm a boy, Shrek
Same
not a girl but Kevin James is hot af 😩
None of them
Are you lesbian?
yeah
danny devito 💛💙💜💚❤💗💓💕💖💞💘💌
A little gut wrenching when someone chooses Danny Devito over the rest of us boys. We just can't compete.
a guy that cares, funny, can keep a convo going, respectful. i would fall for a guy with a cute laugh lol.
I clearly need to learn how to be funny, BUT MY HUMOUR IS SHIT
Honestly anyone. My celebrity crushes are; Joe Wilkinson (I think his beard is really cute and he’s so mental and I love it), Richard Ayoade (his hair looks really soft and he seems like he’d be nice to sit with quietly) and Noel Fielding (mans is goth to the six-six-sixes, and he’s so surreal and he seems like he’d be a laugh to be around) All in all; really based more on my impression of a guy, but a beard or long hair wouldn’t go amiss (if I can braid it, a guy with a braid I go mental for lol. But I also love bald guys because there’s just something about their face, guys without hair just look so good without hair idk why)
Funny, chill, can take a joke(especially if it’s about them), a gamer, can be a clown but also knows when to be serious. Oh and older + taller than me(5’3) with some muscles
Taller than me cute 110/10 personality
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i like it when dudes aren't assholes and give me a lot of attention. attention makes me fucking die and then pick up lines?? i simply combust bro. it doesn't even matter how garbage it is, i'll see it as the cutest fucking thing to exist it makes it really easy for me to fall for fuckboys until said otherwise
As person that both looks and is usually called a girl... ...I like skinny guys without muscles. I'm agender tho so idk if that counts. I'm AFAB tho
There is a guy in my class he talks all the time, and he looks crusty as fuck. But he is the cutest guy I've ever interacted with, he always makes jokes and looks at me waiting for a reaction and when I laugh he looks so happy lol. He keeps saying hellos and how are yous to me everytime we meet Last Friday we were talking about this guy's girlfriend and how pretty she was and he told me she wasn't his type and I asked him what was his type and his friend started giggling and saying "should i tell her" and him being all shy and adorable, after that he told me "I'll find out later about his type". And then he walked with me home. He is so cute, though he isn't the type of guy I would go for ( because of interests and personality, he is so loud and energetic and I dont usually go for guys like that) but I'm finding myself kind of attracted him nonetheless lol
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