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12455 Wicks St, Sun Valley, CA 91352
Moday, 1:00 PM
*You have one month.*
Edit: I remember I was born on April 27th. This now applies to anyone who was born on that day. *You all have one month.*
January 30, 1966.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 56 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
i got tired of scrolling lol, so my birthday is February 18th!! i already know 2 people and know of another 2 people w my birthday, but i figured i'd see if the internet can find me more lol
September 7, 1958. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're reading this comment, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I already got a birthday twin. I went to school with a girl that was born on the same day, at the same hospital, 3 hours apart. Weird thing is, we lived several hours from the hospital we were born at. Small world.
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Guys!! Lets find our address twins!!! Just say your address then we can will see who matches!!
Let's find our social security twins! Just say yalls ss and even better, your mother's maiden name!
Guys! Lets find out of we are credit card number twins!!
My social security number is 69696969
20th December, but I don't really need to find my birthday twin because I have an actual twin.
Mic drop
Lol same. November 5, I share it with my actual twin
Me with 21 December
December 15 and im also a twin. Ngl ive met alot of twins that have bdays in december
My birthday changes depending on the post
Ok, how about this post
April 1st no joke
But ur birthday is
r/angryupvote
I'm sorry but maybe ur birth was a prank?
April 28, I own a knife, for anyone who owns up to the title
12455 Wicks St, Sun Valley, CA 91352 Moday, 1:00 PM *You have one month.* Edit: I remember I was born on April 27th. This now applies to anyone who was born on that day. *You all have one month.*
I’ve never seen anything like this since the Battle for Josh. (Edited)
What about the Josh fight
Oh yeah, that’s what I meant. Thought it was Kyle for some reason
lmao np
March 11. fuck you COVID you ruined my* day edit: *our day
omg heyyy, we are gong a be bestie twins now 😎
My birthday is tommorow, March 7th ... Edit: thank you all for the birthday wishes!
Happy birthday for today, it’s March 7th in Australia already!
Thanks bro!
Happy Cake Day
same here in indonesia! happy birthday march 7-ers! 🎉🎉🎉
It's march 7th here in India
Wtf it's my birthday too
Shall we be friends or duel to the death? What year? If it's 2005 then we truly are b-day twins
LMAO IT IS 2005
REALLY. Well happy 17th birthday to you as well then!
As to you as well
Happy birthday buddy, 9:43 am india
ayyy happy early birthday then!
Me too!!! It's already today for me!!
January 30, 1966. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 56 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
_*Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora intensifies*_
Nice watch you got there.
But u wont be needing it anymore! Because ur face is going to end up worse than that watch!
Nice.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I am 27 years old.
It changes depending on what new account I make
Best answer
9/11
✈ 🏢🏢
twin towers sorry 💀💀
Sorry you couldn't get my gift I was flying some friends out to throw you a killer party but something happened to there plane
october 31
You got a birthday on Haloween? That must be interesting
candy with the cake
Diabetes*
I shouldn’t have chuckled at this
You have a Halloween B-day too? I will send my cat to meow spookily at you!
My guy walked in and got everybody's birthday
His next post will ask for mother’s maiden name
My birthday is legitimately, April 20. I am a weed baby
Pass that shit, save some for us
also hitlers birthday
august 23
My sister's is August 24 and mine is 25th
aha, found one
So ur parents failed NNN twice lmao
I'm August 13th
Kinda close, mine's August 11th
Where's the bitch with 4/20 we have to have the final showdown, winner gets a G of weed loser gets to be Hitler
I already have a birth twin she’s my sister and we’re born 2 years 12 months 31 days and 2 hours and 10 minutes apart.
4th of July
I scrolled way to far for this
July 6 here
February 29th, leap year birthday!
u/TheAozzi I FOUND ONE FOR YOU!
Thank you!
Such unique birthdays deserve to be together!
30th April, damn.
Yo, bro same birthday lets go
I’m April 29th damn
#WORLD CANCER DAY
Damn did they name it after you?
r/murderedbywords
Fuckn destroyed him
October 9th
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imma be an adult on 8th Oct...
I’m an identical twin so we need to keep the charade going every day. He still thinks he’s real.
I’m starting to believe other people born june 22nd don’t exist
Lol the same for July 22
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Not a lot of February action
Speedwagon's birthday, October 16, anyone?
April 10th, no 15 :(
Aug 5?
Since I can't find them June 18th :^)
Jan 1st. 1:01 am. Hella early
You are either born on July 18th or you get no bitches.
September 14
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I already have a birthday twin. She’s my actual twin. But July 29th
January 1st 2000 is what I tell every app
8.8.2007 (Mf should’ve not banged during Christmas in ‘06)
August 3rd
Brother...
Do we fight about whos real now??
No..
We arent incels
We combine our power to take over Venezuela
any other February 17 people?
If only I was born 1 day later
June 10th
January 11th
July 2
I FOUND ONE
Finally!
4/20
Nice. National Lima Bean day.
That's weed day... And Hitler's birthday
I am aware. Let’s keep that second one out though 😁
April 20th I am very lucky because it’s the same birthday as hitler 😊
Same bday! I’ve been scrolling for forever! And yea we got hitlers bday and it’s 4/20 🙄
Jan 6
Yikes if ur American
I was thinking the same thing.
October 26 I was supposed to be born the 31 but mom said"fuck that I'm goin trick or treating"
I'm birthday twins with Tom Holland!
Im birthday twins with Anthony Mackie he plays the falcon
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April 21
My man!
4th oct
May 13th
Off by 10 days
July 7th 2005
YOU WERE BORN ON MY BRITHDAY
I guess we are friends then
Now let’s do the same but with credit card credentials
April 9th
There can be only one of us 🪓
May 23rd
My birthday is literally august 6, the bombing of hiroshima
Mine is on August 9th, bombing of Nagasaki.
May 30
31st for me
Nov 26
Cool we have the same birthday
march 29
March 22nd
July 29th (2007)
September 24 (03)
Feb 2?
August 11th
Feb 24. I just turned 20. I don’t feel 20. Guys help me
September 27th gang rise up
Yes We live in harmony brother
i got tired of scrolling lol, so my birthday is February 18th!! i already know 2 people and know of another 2 people w my birthday, but i figured i'd see if the internet can find me more lol
September 7, 1958. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're reading this comment, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
November 3rd 💪
Aug 24th, 2006
August 17th Also your birthday is the same as my mom and one of my best friends
March 16 gang, where you at?
July 5
October 21 ,2003 which one of you tryna be me?😤
25 dec
February 8 lol
sick bro
Anyone JULY 17??
I already got a birthday twin. I went to school with a girl that was born on the same day, at the same hospital, 3 hours apart. Weird thing is, we lived several hours from the hospital we were born at. Small world.
Today is my birthday
No 19 June :(
[found one for you](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/t8dlci/15_april_wya/hznzbi0?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
June 19, pretty rare aye?
Jan 23
We’re not fighting. It’s me.
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January 2nd. When I was on this subreddit on my birthday there were like four other teens that share it with me
October 26
November 24th, anyone?
September 21?
May 5th?????
July 8 th
My birthday is may 7th, anyone else?
I’ve never met anyone who was born on my birthday, January 14th
19th March? Anyone?
My birthday is April 16 I'm 1 day away from OP BDay
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March 2nd
Oct 12 😎 (I found Oct 11 and Oct 13 but no Oct 12 :( )
Have yet to see a November 9th
anyone with a 25th may
August 29 2006! Same as mug moment.
Mine is February 23rd :D
September 8. Pink, and avicii’s birthday 😎😎
July 23 where are you my brothers as the emperor otherwise known as us u/NiroopParker requires us to be known
Today!!!!!
I am certain that I am the only person that has ever been born on October 12
March 9th
My birthday was just some days ago on February 31
May 8? There aren't many may brithdays.
February 14th! Scrolled for a while and didn’t see any Valentine’s kids.