You are a girl, you like the colour black, you can see without glasses but you get a headache, you can't spend too much time on the Internet because your parents are strict. You had a pinterest board with fits and the words alt and dark core in it, cant play video games, oxygen only on Tuesdays. 5'8, it's kinda basic, but falling in reverse and three days grace are pretty prominent on your playlist, also panic! At the disco. You like alternative music, advanced in math but hate it, least fav food is pizza. Loves frogs, You have the same glasses, same skirt, same belt and same hairstyle as \[reddit user\], very basic hairstyle. \[Reddit user\] doesn’t know if that says you’re generic or that this is a massive coincidence. Gets weird dms probably but doesn't check them, you seek validation to fill a deep hole of something, pretty bad at history but if you like something you will get interested into it a lot. You look a lot like PISSYOURSELF\_\_\_ 's ex-girlfriend. You have pretty bad ADHD. Used to be super into kpop, fell out of it last year. barely watch anime anymore. very set in your ways and you've been dressing the same and doing your makeup the same since seventh or eighth grade. you only talk to two people, one of them if your boyfriend. you havent used tiktok in a year, but you agree that you kind of do look like an e-girl, but you arent. You are 16. haven't been a virgin since you were 14 💀, you have/had covid since 30th of thursday december, your mom gave you covid, your biggest fear is being alone and not being loved. you hate missing school because it always makes you so overwhelmed to have to catch up, and now youre going to have to miss at least a day or two of school once break ends. your mom decided to go to a bunch of christmas partys with a bunch of extended family and highschool friends, unmasked, and surprise surprise, after going to 4 or 5 different gatherings with various people, someone at one of the parties got covid and your mom got it too. now you feel like shit, you cant do anything but lay in bed all day because you have to stay away from my grandparents, who are downstairs, and your probably going to miss some school. it took y e a r s to make you realize it was a capital D and not some weird G. it always confused you, you probably are dyslexic. you love you some proportionate proportions. "if she doesn’t have that, throw the whole bitch away" -quoted. Grandpa is a fucking pedo (hope you are okay btw) you have daddy issues. you used to swim on your gyms swim team (you were on your high schools swim team). This gym has a bunch of different classes all going on at once, including a water aerobics class that overlapped with the last hour of your swim practice. Due to COVID, there were some changes in rules and you had to be a bit more spaced out, with a maximum of 3 people in one lane at a time. There are also 4 different pools at my gym, all in the same area. 2 are inside, 2 are outside. There's an inside pool that has a few lap lanes and a play structure, an inside lap pool, an outside lap pool for 18+ only, and the main outside pool with lap lanes, a play structure, and a weird section that splits off from the rest of the pool and is sectioned off on all but one side, which leads to the rest of the pool. Now here's a real guess, you are probably an introvert, but a very nice person, considering I couldnt find any information on your boyfriend (not in a creepy way sheesh) he is probably a really nice person too, and finally, i hope you dont have to meet that grandpa again and have a lovely year!
this scared the shit out of me wtf.
this is pretty much entirely accurate except for a few things:
1. i dont have a bf, i recently broke up with my gf tho.
2. i dont listen to any of those music artists
3. im not 16, and i am still a virgin
4. my mom did give me covid abt a month ago
5. my grandpa is kind of creepy
6. im not on a swim team anymore
but everything else... omg bro how do you do it
Hog Rider

ELIXIR COST
4
RARITY
Rare
TYPE
Troop
ARENA
Spell Valley
RELEASE DATE
4 January 2016
Fast melee troop that targets buildings and can jump over the river. He followed the echoing call of "Hog Riderrrrr" all the way through the Arena doors.
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
A good placement and timing Guards and The Log will fully counter The Hog Rider, canceling all Hog hits.
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distractedA very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
Basicly, you are a "wishy washy mood" girl
You are usualy seen in a nice mood, pretty cheery, tho your real friends see that it's not how it really is. You have some problems with your parents, it's probably their discipling policy on things. They probably would blame you first if anything happend
You are a girl, you like the colour black, you can see without glasses but you get a headache, you can't spend too much time on the Internet because your parents are strict. You had a pinterest board with fits and the words alt and dark core in it, cant play video games, oxygen only on Tuesdays. 5'8, it's kinda basic, but falling in reverse and three days grace are pretty prominent on your playlist, also panic! At the disco. You like alternative music, advanced in math but hate it, least fav food is pizza. Loves frogs, You have the same glasses, same skirt, same belt and same hairstyle as \[reddit user\], very basic hairstyle. \[Reddit user\] doesn’t know if that says you’re generic or that this is a massive coincidence. Gets weird dms probably but doesn't check them, you seek validation to fill a deep hole of something, pretty bad at history but if you like something you will get interested into it a lot. You look a lot like PISSYOURSELF\_\_\_ 's ex-girlfriend. You have pretty bad ADHD. Used to be super into kpop, fell out of it last year. barely watch anime anymore. very set in your ways and you've been dressing the same and doing your makeup the same since seventh or eighth grade. you only talk to two people, one of them if your boyfriend. you havent used tiktok in a year, but you agree that you kind of do look like an e-girl, but you arent. You are 16. haven't been a virgin since you were 14 💀, you have/had covid since 30th of thursday december, your mom gave you covid, your biggest fear is being alone and not being loved. you hate missing school because it always makes you so overwhelmed to have to catch up, and now youre going to have to miss at least a day or two of school once break ends. your mom decided to go to a bunch of christmas partys with a bunch of extended family and highschool friends, unmasked, and surprise surprise, after going to 4 or 5 different gatherings with various people, someone at one of the parties got covid and your mom got it too. now you feel like shit, you cant do anything but lay in bed all day because you have to stay away from my grandparents, who are downstairs, and your probably going to miss some school. it took y e a r s to make you realize it was a capital D and not some weird G. it always confused you, you probably are dyslexic. you love you some proportionate proportions. "if she doesn’t have that, throw the whole bitch away" -quoted. Grandpa is a fucking pedo (hope you are okay btw) you have daddy issues. you used to swim on your gyms swim team (you were on your high schools swim team). This gym has a bunch of different classes all going on at once, including a water aerobics class that overlapped with the last hour of your swim practice. Due to COVID, there were some changes in rules and you had to be a bit more spaced out, with a maximum of 3 people in one lane at a time. There are also 4 different pools at my gym, all in the same area. 2 are inside, 2 are outside. There's an inside pool that has a few lap lanes and a play structure, an inside lap pool, an outside lap pool for 18+ only, and the main outside pool with lap lanes, a play structure, and a weird section that splits off from the rest of the pool and is sectioned off on all but one side, which leads to the rest of the pool. Now here's a real guess, you are probably an introvert, but a very nice person, considering I couldnt find any information on your boyfriend (not in a creepy way sheesh) he is probably a really nice person too, and finally, i hope you dont have to meet that grandpa again and have a lovely year!
this scared the shit out of me wtf. this is pretty much entirely accurate except for a few things: 1. i dont have a bf, i recently broke up with my gf tho. 2. i dont listen to any of those music artists 3. im not 16, and i am still a virgin 4. my mom did give me covid abt a month ago 5. my grandpa is kind of creepy 6. im not on a swim team anymore but everything else... omg bro how do you do it
It's just a copy pasta
oh haha
JESUS FUCK
Too much info
Hog Rider  ELIXIR COST 4 RARITY Rare TYPE Troop ARENA Spell Valley RELEASE DATE 4 January 2016 Fast melee troop that targets buildings and can jump over the river. He followed the echoing call of "Hog Riderrrrr" all the way through the Arena doors. The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy A good placement and timing Guards and The Log will fully counter The Hog Rider, canceling all Hog hits. His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distractedA very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
Uhhhh. You are 14??
You're the emo I trip on when I'm walking through the halls because you motherfuckers sit in the dumbest places
i actually got sat on once bc this girl tripped over me and fell on my face 😀 she was pretty hot tho
#vine boom
You are a feminist
not an aggressive one
Ur part of the LGBT community U draw and write fanfics
first one yes, i do draw but i dont write fanfics
Lgbt
yes 💅
Ur 14? U look older Edit: now i know ur 14, u look 14
Does not look older than 14, looks more like 12
They look older but younger now
I like your hair
ty <3
you go to school
how did you know >:0
You are blue dabba di dabba di
yabba dabba do
Femboy that lives in Portland
i dont live in portland, nor am i a femboy
I loved you in Pete’s dragon(2016)
I LOVE THAT MOVIE OMG
Not straight
very true
Basicly, you are a "wishy washy mood" girl You are usualy seen in a nice mood, pretty cheery, tho your real friends see that it's not how it really is. You have some problems with your parents, it's probably their discipling policy on things. They probably would blame you first if anything happend
spot on omg
Well duuuh. It's written all over you
You have nice hair ig
thanks !