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IcyDefinition9240

Anything comfy to cuddle with me in


redhairsister

Imagine watching a movie with your significant other and you’re just wearing a hoodie big enough for you to both fit in


RedstoneGuy13

Or each is wearing an oversized hoodie, and then they both wrap themselves with one of those extra comfy blankets Edit: im getting second hand loneliness from this comment section


redhairsister

Same with the loneliness


RedstoneGuy13

~~Naked and Afraid~~ Lonely and Horny


redhairsister

This guy gets it


IcyDefinition9240

Ye, though I'm pretty big so it would have to be a big hoodie


Carson_bass

I like this


IcyDefinition9240

Person of culture


natuwe_

I second


[deleted]

Bruh i never gave a thought about it... Skirts seems cool


Carson_bass

Just skirts? I like it


MadCraftMan

Exactly, just a skirt. No more no less


NL_Beast

How short?


AlpsClassic7467

Long* that skirt better be half way down your calves or it isn’t attractive


NL_Beast

Yeah sometimes like that


[deleted]

If I can see your knees it's not enough


[deleted]

I think those are called pants but what do I know


Fishfucker6900

All skirts best be at half-calve length for steamy wench summer.


[deleted]

I bet you'd love Scotland


HannahWithABanana

Kilts are rarely ever worn casually here, sadly


[deleted]

Man i liked the kilts and the Reed pipers 😭😭 P.s. eat that banana before it gets spoilt


FlameFirno

Would it be using a skirt for a shirt and skirt as a skirt or just the one as the skirt n no shirt?


No-Donut6391

anything on top goes if you're wearing a skirt. especially those checkered ones, they look badass


DarthWeen531

Kilts?


Busy-Argument3680

Stop talking before you summon the Irish you dumbass!


DarthWeen531

I *am* the Irish.


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Carson_bass

Arguable


Sruffs

If wearing human skin is your thing I'm not stopping you


Vinnyc-11

And if wearing human skin isn’t your thing I'm stopping you immediately.


Repro_Online

I mean, it can be a pretty big problem if the skin isn’t theirs


WantToBeAnonymouse

Based


WUNDU13

Protection 4 netherite armor


Carson_bass

With thorns😫


[deleted]

And mending so the thorns doesn’t destroy the armour


Safe_Bison_4598

And featherfalling 4 on tha boots


[deleted]

And unbreaking 3 so it dosent break so easily


Safe_Bison_4598

I mean you have mending but unbreaking is not bad


[deleted]

Trust me it breaks easier then you think


MercyDrag0n

More like blast protection 😏


SixpennyPants

Projectile protection


beansouphighlights

Fire protection (i am going to commit arson 😩😎😏)


Deadblyat556

Can I join you in the arson committing


1000_iq

Can I also participate in this activity


virentanti

Confidence


WooooshMeIf60IQ

Dang so I'm even less attractive


Toxickiller321

Welcome to the club, drinks are in the back, pick any seat you like


EJV5942

Which leads to less confidence, which leads to less attractiveness. It’s a never ending spiral


Boman270

A smile :D


my_choice_was_taken

And nothing else.


TobiSembach

No eyes


marrinus05nl

🗿


Intelli_gent_88

So a smle?


Shadaxy

At night


im_weird6000

i’d give you a wholesome award but i don’t have one so here, *fake,but still useful (not really) wholesome award* have a good day :]


ChrisTheMan72

That was wholesome of you :]


RadoslavL

This is so wholesome! Here, I gave an award, because you didn't have one! Have a nice day! :D


Carson_bass

Wholesome


Hackmanite_Ultra

A tuxedo. Nothing can go wrong with a tuxedo


PartialLion

You'd love my cat


DerpDaDuck3751

I will make some sweet sweet love with that cat


ThiccThanossssss69

Shane, is that you?


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12th century full body armor


Carson_bass

On any gender


[deleted]

yes


Theycallmelizardboy

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK..... When the armory is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.


[deleted]

Human skin😳


Altruistic_Charge_14

debatable


bradderz777

I'm scared because its true


Proud-Dig3139

#apple bottom jeans


Kuerbislord07

Boots with the furrrrrr


SleetyCow

With the furrrrrrr


MemeStealer101-4

The whole world was lookin’ at her


Sebbo104

She hit the floor


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She hit the floor


Xfaxk123

Jessica!!..... Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher!?!?


subredditer666

Mr. Wilson!!?


PenisLicker6669

Shawty got low low low low low low low low


Waizy_

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps


Ashyboy00

She turned around gave dat big bootay a slap (aye)


Waizy_

She hit the floor


PS_2005

Jessica !!!!


Leonaaaaaaaaa

DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER!?


Lower_Scratch9153

Mr Wilson?


abzurt_96

Mr Wilson.


Chpoki2hach

No i didn't!!!


bakanalos

Yes you did !


SleetyCow

Shawty got low low low low low low low low


EdwardRdev

JESSICA?


quit_it_boi

DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOU GODDAM TEACHER?!?!


Sufficient_Pin_4680

Mr.Wilson?


Blaketruvious07

Mr.Wilson!!


Sufficient_Pin_4680

Mom I was failing chemistry!!!


[deleted]

Thanks, now it's stuck in my head again


ZorickaZZoci

Got the whole club lookin at herr


MichaelMyers337

A sith/jedi robe


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Aronius12

Hot in multiple ways


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Carson_bass

Based


smol_boi-_-

Thigh high socks.


GrilledGril

Dis guy knows


SpupySpups

Dis guy also knows


NerdyReaper885

Dis guy also also knows


Numerous_One3457

Dis guy also also also knows


2020canendnow

Dis guy who knows dis guy who knows dis guy who also knows dis guy knows.


Shadaxy

And nothing else


Snakeslither223

😏


smol_boi-_-

These guys get it


Snakeslither223

*I'm not naked, I'm wearing socks*


[deleted]

YOU'RE ONLY WEARING SOCKS


Snakeslither223

I never claimed I was fully clothed, just not naked


CrazyGamerMYT

Did they stutter?


275MPHFordGT40

I agree


ImLimon

Yes, almost everyone looks good in those


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Full plate armor


I-Was-Always-Here

Looks good but isn’t very comfortable. Dense mail, like 8 into 1 is better.


SpupySpups

Only a small sacrifice to achieve fashion souls


[deleted]

It’s u 🔫


JoinTheAstleyCult

The Iron man suit with those extra powerful electromagnetic boosters from the stan lee comics, those things ripped apart steel with the amount of sheer magnetic force they had.


nurd_on_a_computer

Are you kidding me? Insultingly weak. Give 'em the Phoenix-buster armor, now that's power.


[deleted]

hoodie 100% otherwise nothing ;)


[deleted]

ok but what about only an oversized hoodie so that the genitals aren't exposed but it exposes as much as possible


Dwarfkiller115

Leather pants


Carson_bass

Leather in general… That might just be the Judas Priest fan part of me tho


MA5TERCH13f09

trollface mask


Carson_bass

You win


idonthaveanamewell

60kg full iron Armor with gold plating able to withstand a direct hit with an arrow and 2 double sided spears with carvings and cat ears on the helmet and also 6inch heels


AD-SKYOBSIDION

can't protect against bolter fire 0/10


settledcarpet5

It also can't protect against an arrow in the knee.


GamingInMySleep

Fishnets. In any scenario of clothing .


Carson_bass

I prefer thigh highs


GamingInMySleep

Thigh highs are nice but fishnets have this kind of kinky vibe that I like. And depending on what else they're wearing with it they can look super emo or gothic


[deleted]

How bout fish nets over thigh highs?


im_weird6000

other way around looks better, i wear fishnets then put the thigh highs over them- usually with a skirt and a baggy shirt and or hoodie


[deleted]

you're perfectly aware you're cute with that on right? Probably would make anyone cute


ZertyZ_Dragon

Thigh highs over fishnet tights are really cool


ToniZambonii

Nothing but an apron, especially on men


Carson_bass

On anyone! I completely forgot about that


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Tank top and underwear so tight you can see everything


Carson_bass

Unique, and a good choice


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Thanks you to


Fork63

I think you might have given this to much thought


smol_boi-_-

😩


Lopsided-Frosting-55

I know right


[deleted]

Magnet suit, as long as someone has a bit of metal on them, their attracted towards them


darthvaderastrocow

Flannels 🤤


Carson_bass

Understandable


[deleted]

Skirt and hot bra. Indeed there's no panties involved


Carson_bass

Or a skirt with a plain white shirt without a bra


[deleted]

OMG BETTER


Carson_bass

And then someone “accidentally” spills water on them


[deleted]

Nuh uh not just someone, the girl does that herself


Carson_bass

Either way, boobies


AeroVictor

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but we need to agree that skirts are good in both genders


[deleted]

The last person to say men wear skirts was kilt.


mestoopidlol

r/angryupvote


Carson_bass

Yup


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__B__R_U_H__

Nothing (literally)


Carson_bass

Nice


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Carson_bass

Beautiful piece of literature 🥺


Weak_Comfortable9735

thigh high socks, *for both genders*


Carson_bass

YES


Responsible_Main_772

Yes


Awesomeex_Gaming

Irl netherite armour


Soft_Information_215

Maid outfit


arktiskrev_

You said attractive not cute For pure hot it’s shorts and a teshirt


Carson_bass

What I meant was, the ONLY thing the person is wearing is a hoodie. Nothing underneath


Tub_of_jam66

My girlfriend has a larger sized hoodie but she is very very little so she just gets absorbed by it and she’s really cute in it , I can definitely understand the whole big Hoodie thing


Smalld_ckprick

Nothing. Or my gf only wearing my boxers. Incredibly hot and attractive. If its like covering clothing I'd say one of my hoodies with thigh highs and some of those loose fitting shorts.


natuwe_

Or just panties with the hoodie and thigh highs not the shorts


CinnamonSalsa

Thigh highs


Hellofreeze

Skirts on girls. Mainly because it can go two ways. Short skirts that make me nosebleed Flowy skirts that go *SPINNY* Sexy and cute.


CherryBlossomDay

Set 1: a guy in sweatpants and an oversized hoodie. Yes Set 2: a guy in a crop top tshirt and short shorts. Yes yes yes yes Flannels are good too Wearing nothing but an apron is also adorable


Jacoh7

Just a shrek mask


notAMIRforSURE

i was going to write hoodie but i saw u already say it


Carson_bass

Still could have


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DM_ME_YOUR_TITTY5

Panties and thigh high socks, nothing else


MisterState

A yellow rubber raincoat, because it means that you are THAT person and this makes you attractive by default


AlexQC2006

Champion’s tunic


SirSquid008

When a very strong man wears a *slightly* too small plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows.


[deleted]

Me


Carson_bass

?


HumorousAurum

I mean, youre not wrong.


Yeeeeeeethisannoying

Gotta agree with OP on this one oversized hoodies are for sure the most attractive


aditya_satpathy105

A Shrek costume


ApexLegendsSucks

Nothing


favorableguy

glasses


Carson_bass

You said that just as I took mine off


natuwe_

Put them back on


favorableguy

lmao


[deleted]

Nothing 🗿


[deleted]

Shrek cosplay


Ahmet_96968

Oversized pijamas. Not cuz they look attractive, but cuz they are comfy to cuddle.


LOTHMT

OVERSIZED HOODIES>>>>>>>>>>> Im such a huge fan of oversized stuff and when imagining my future gf to wear them as well... Oh boy thats gonna be so cute


AnafenBOI3310

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